#i also need starscream to be the one who gets pregnant

[cosmicswritings]

i need mechpreg starrod , asap.

[yayasvalveplay]

https://www.tumblr.com/yayasvalveplay/772324490186211328/the-miners-in-transformers-one-probably-arent?source=share

I can only think of whoever they encounter first on the surface whether that be Alpha Trion or the High Guard just laying into the rest of the group on how could they bring a carrying mech up here? Don't they know how dangerous it is?

The miners including the one who's sparked up: What. What are you talking about?

The hit of suprise parenthood to both D-16 and Orion when they were following the exact script of sire and carrier subconsciously: increased sex drive so sparkling has plenty of transfluid to grow big and strong, wanting to stick together even more than they already were, and Orion was even feeling queasy in the mornings.

Imagine having to explain to someone who's 9 months pregnant and showing that their stomach isn't just doing that for funzies, there's a baby in there.

I imagine that Optimus got thrown into sub level 50 when he was 4 months pregnant. And he and the rest of the gang survived on the surface for about 5 months.

They learned the trains were carrying energon, thanks to theirs flipping over, crashing. (D-16 curling around Orion protectively) only giving them a single box, that the 3 (Orion tried, but D-16 snapped at him that he couldn't and that he was injured. He wasnt.) carried

They spent their time walking, trying to outrun the Quintizons and the elite guards. Along the way and night cycles Dee and Orion would end up fragging, quietly as the other slept. Dee getting a 'kink' of keeping his transfluid inside Orion, and Orion always obliged.

Keeping his modesty pannel closed once they were done, saying in the morning theyd drain it, but when it came time. Nothing came out, so they just kept doing it. And soon Orions belly was getting bigger, they had to slow down, taking constant breaks, or Dee just carrying him.

And they were doing so well until.

"Hey this one isn't going into stasis lock."

"What are you doing? What have you done with them!?"

"Wouh. Calm down. We arnt going to harm ya. We just need you lot unconscious. Can't have you finding our secret- your carrying."

" I'm what?"

And this is where they find the high guard. Seekers are immediately on Orion, checking him over, doting on him, getting him a soft place to sit next to Starscream (because really that's the only place this small bot won't get stepped on) who is just looking him over worriedly.

Getting everyone else activated Starscream starts railing on them on how they've been treating their carrier. Malurished(as they had to ration, and even as Orion took more because he was getting hungrier.) And starving. At least the Sires been keeping up with the transfluid donations, but still that gives them no excuse to take this carrier out of the safety of Iacon. They have been lucky, supper fragging lucky to have been found by them and not Sentinels gang.

And it's here they learn about how crappy Sentinel is. "That can't be true."

"Want to see for yourself little one." Cue Ravage spying on them, and the feed coming back to Soundwave who gives them all the feed back.(since this is still early, not even close to the story happening. There is no fear of miners getting overworked. Yet. But it's enough to have Dee raging and wanting to fight. He still gets his fight with Starscream, but it's not violent since no t-cog.

The others learn what it I'd meant to be a high guardsmen. As Orion is supper close to emergency, they don't want to leave the safety of the High guards, so they become scouts. They also learn what sex/safe sex and pregnancy is.

When emergency day comes. Orion has the help of high guard medics. The birthing is rough but soon, there is a little protoform, wailing, cold to the new world, and when placed on Orions chassis, he holds his baby close and just cries. He's been carried in his forge for 9 months making him suffer. And he decided to look exactly like his sire.

But it truely is a happy day for everyone,, mostly.

"Hey. We got a problem."

"What kind?"

"Airachnia kind, seen very close."

"Get these mechs to the emergancy base.

Where is that. Uhh supper close to where the primes were killed.

And hell wouldn't you know. Alpha Trion is still alive. And are those bots without their T-cogs. That will not do.

Starscream? Why are you crying? Oh yes, of course big old hug. Oh and Is that a sparkling. He hasn't seen them in. How long has he been in stasis?

Alpha Trion joins the party.

[dragonridernoobie]

Hello

Pls, Starscream and Shockwave x pregnant!reader who is nervous during pregnancy, as she worries about herself and the child and needs support and comfort

And they're nervous because they don't know how to handle a pregnant reader and a baby.

They're all on pins and needles...

I don't know if you mean human or cybertronian, so I'm gonna do human (since it is more chaotic) so, I hope you enjoy and thank you for being Paitent while I did this! <3 (also, I don't know shit about pregnancy, so I tried my best XDDD)

Starscream X PregnateReader X Shocwave

Shockwave

(Y/N) woke up with an upset stomach. They just thought it was the milkshake they drank last night, making their way up.

Sadly though, throughout the day, they kept stopping at the bathroom, heaving and throwing up nothing.

They knew something was wrong. They took some medicine and went to their lover for help.

When he saw the baby in the halofrom, (Y/N) saw something no one had ever seen

(Y/N) went to talk to shockwave that they where sick but Shockwave said they where not.

They did not have a fever or was bleeding.

Que, (Y/N) taking him to the hospital with them to get get checked up.

When the doctor said they where pregnant, they where surpised.

The doctor then pulled out the ultra sound.

He crashed like he was not reacting to (Y/N) or the doctor talking

(Y/N) pinch his arm, and he does not react

When he finally came back to earth, he asked the doctor how this was even possible.

Once he calms down and accepted that he is now gonna have a sparkling, he is actually is quite excited

The doctor was confused since he dosent know Shockwave was a cybertronian and a haloform.

(Y/N) gotta drag him out of the hospital and help him calm down.

In his own unique way.

First 3 months

In the first 3 months, I think he would spend this time looking up human pregnancy's.

He would look up what to expect with the pregnancy, what to buy for (Y/N), what they should eat, Etc.

He would also make inventions that would help (Y/N) when and to check on the baby.

He would spend as much time with (Y/N) when he is not working for megatron.

6 months

God, save this man.

He is having trouble understanding (Y/N)s food cravings.

Like, he would wake up in the middle of the night after resting to just find (Y/N) eating pickles with whipped cream.

He would not question (Y/N) since it'd so co fusing that not even (Y/N) knows.

He is also getting tierd of (Y/N)s food cravings since there where times where he woke up in the middle of the night, (Y/N) trying to wake him.

They always asked for the most random things to.

Like, sardines, spam, watermelon, cookies, sprite, anything really.

Poor Shockwave.

9 months

Shockwave is on edge.

He is actally scared to talk to (Y/N) since they also snap and are emotional.

He knew this would happened since he read about it early on.

It stills scares him though, since he dosent want to deal with an angry (Y/N)

He would also be on high alert about (Y/N) since they can give birth at any second.

They would not leave them alone.

When (Y/N)s water finally breaks, you get to see the rare, rare, rare sight of Shockwave panicking

Have fun XD

Starscream

Starscream was confused when (Y/N) came to him, complaining about how they felt sick.

Starscream would look at (Y/N) from head to toe before saying bluntly they look fine.

(Y/N) new not to argue with Starscream since it would be a lost cause.

I think starscream would agree that something is wrong if he saw (Y/N) throwing up.

When he took them to the hospital for help, he and (Y/N) where shocked when the doctor congrats them for the upcoming child.

Ya, starscream is scared.

He dosent know what to do

What do you mean it will come out of you're Pussy?!?!

Ya, help him.

3 months

In the first 3 months, (Y/N) would have to look up how to prepare for the future baby.

Starscream was trying his best to control his anger issues since he actally wants a sparkling.

So, the first 3 months is starscream controlling his anger issues, (Y/N) looking up how to raise a child, and starscream also trying to get megatron to let starscream have more time with (Y/N)

Surprisingly, megatron allows it but asked for starscream to do more work on the warship.

6 months

Dude, DUDE!

Starscream is panicking.

He dosent understand how (Y/N) can eat so many things and never get full.

He swears, he just saw (Y/N) eat a full jar of pickles, a hole bag of chips, and hole box of oreos and they are still hungry???

Ya, he dosent understand what's happening.

At lest he is treating (Y/N) like a queen.

Willing to go to the store in the middle of the night to get a Cantaloupe.

He is rubbing (Y/N)s feet, rubbing her back, and making sure they are filled on snacks.

9 months

Starscream is scared.

He is not gonna walk anywhere near (Y/N) unless they needed something.

He knows (Y/N) is a ticking time bomb with their emotions.

So, que him keeping his distance but also right next to them incase they drop somtbing or need help.

When (Y/N)s water broke, starscream was actually disgusted to go near (Y/N)

Why are you leaking water????

Wait, the baby is coming now?!??!

At lest he flu you to the hospital

Ya, flue you. In a jet. To the hospital

........

At least the kid as a intresting birth story

[transingthoseformers]

https://www.tumblr.com/transingthoseformers/773255163945287680/i-need-megatron-to-get-pregnant-but-only-know-some Oh this is like, perfect for TF One megs, especially in a setting where cogless either don’t having the same control of their array or any control over their array period. He and Orion end up off away from the others, say in a time where they were able to stay the night with the elite guard and the attack happened the next morning, and fooled around with their arrays. And suddenly, several minths later, Megatron has begun to show carrying signs. He’s confused and is worried he has a virus, meanwhile Starscream, Shockwave, and Soundwave clearly recognize that he’s exhibiting carrying symptoms and now, probably shockwave or soundwave, has to give this poor bot the talk when they confront him and realize that this mech has no idea what’s happening to his body (there’s also the question of who sparked him up but giving him the talk quickly causes him to unintentionally reveal that lol) and now there’s the question of do they call up Optimus.

For comedy’s sake, I’d add in the idea that at the EXACT SAME TIME this is happening, Ratchet, is assigned to help the now no longer cogless bots from the mines learn about their arrays and pregnancy, is also teaching Optimus. Optimus ends up pulling poor Ratchet aside and confessing that with what he’s learned, he has a very real fear that he got someone pregnant. Which, then becomes a very real issue when he then lets Ratchet in on who the possible current carrier is.

And the worst part? Ratchet can’t even tell him he should have been more careful lol

Ooooooooo

Interesting interesting

Sgfete love how we already know who the sire is in this scenario

Interesting

There'll be interesting consequences on the future going on here

[mychlapci]

If we're doing incest hcs I think trines should be not an unrelated polycule or a nonromantic bond of 3 brothers, but a secret third thing: a mated pair and their offspring in a polycule. Whoever the trine leader is the "dominant" one (your choice if thats the carrier or sire). And that's all fine and good, but if one of the trine is to die, the first instinct is to replace them asap. Mated pairs will just produce another child, but if a parent dies then the offspring will fulfil that hole as a parent and contribute producing the third. This is also why trines look basically identical to each other

The elite trine for exmaple:

tfp starscream is so miserable bc his entire bloodline, an unbroken chain for aeons, is conpletely gone now.

Idw thundercracker and skywarp are twin brothers, both born of starscream (who mightve killed their sire or kicked him to the curb - a source of insane shame in trining cultures), and are doing quite well being both on the same planet. Theyre honestly considering breaking away from their carrier to mate each and reestablish their own trine together. Meanwhile starscream would be doing a lot better if he couldnt feel the trine bond fraying, instincts driving him to produce seekerlets NOW - which is why hes such a bitch to windblade bc he needs to get bred asap

Es starscream and skywarp lost thundercracker, screamer's brother and warp's carrier, but warp stepped up and got screamer pregnant with nova storm so now everything is rebalanced.

Skybound elite trine got SUPER unbalanced bc theyre all brothers, with no leader/protector parent figure clearly defined and no "room" to make seekerlets, so it results in starscream being Like That

mhmm that is certainly an interesting look on trines, I think I got a similar ask before. It's a good, perverted spin on putting robots in nuclear families :)

all of this is so fun, Skybound Starscream being a menace because their trine doesn't have parental units to check on the three of them? Sounds about right. tfp Screamer having three times the trauma because he lost his lineage? Yeah. Idw Warp and Thundercracker as Starscream's kids is my favourite. and also ES Warp knocking up Screamer to balance out the trine.

[brandwhorestarscream]

Reincarnation AU

Poor Mom of Triplets Rodimus so Exhausted. Luckly the Lost Lighters have heard the phrase "It takes a vilage to raise a child." Suprisingly Whirl is up there in compatition for most beloved uncle with Drift. Seriously who knew the Psychocopter was really good with bitties.

It's probably a good thing since Roddy wasn't the only one to fall to the Reincarnation shenanigans. He was merely the first. When Drift, Ratchet and Megatron all fall pregnant the call back to Cybetrton reveals Optimus, Starscream, and Prowl are all greatly gravid.

[Meanwhile somewhere off stage Tarn is feeling Things™️. He kept his array pure for Lord Megatron The Cause. And somehow he is experiencing the mechpreg.]

He's having such a hard time lmao. Even tho the crew adores the bitties and are always happy to help out their captain, they're still very young and can't really be away from their carrier for too long. Offers to babysit last perhaps a megacycle, tops, before the bitties get squirmy and cranky and their tiny sparks begin reaching for their maternal bond, and Rodimus has to hurry back to them

Funny enough, he actually gets the most rest when he's not by himself: though he trusts Drift and Ratchet completely with the triplets, and go an extent Ultra Magnus as well, Roddy struggles to actually relax when he's alone in his habsuite or office and his kiddos are elsewhere. It's like a reflex he can't control: whenever his sparklings are out of sight it's like a switch just flips in his mind. His thoughts swirl around them, always insistently pulled away from whatever he's supposed to be doing. Wondering if they're alright, if they're hungry, or if Pinky is getting anxious without him like he tends to, or if Maroon was still trying to choke himself by sucking on his own fingers. What if they miss him, what if they're too much for their sitters to handle, what if they think he's abandoned them, what if they trip and fall and hurt themselves and he's not there to make sure they're ok?! What if something terrible happens, like what if they fall down the stairs and break their cranial casing? What if there's another psychotic sociopath hiding aboard somewhere that takes his sparklings hostage when he's not there to protect them?! What if they get attacked by space pirates?! What if they DIE?! Of they die it'll he all his fault and he's the worst mom ever and-

On and on it goes. Whenever the exhausted carrier tries to nap by himself, his thoughts just spiral and throw him headfirst into a fit of anxiety. Rodimus has some of the worst imposter syndrome we've ever seen, and i think that would carry over to how he sees himself as a parent: he has no idea what he's doing and he loves these sparklings more than life itself; the only thing he wants, more than anything, is to do right by them. To give them the life they deserve, to be the mother they deserve. He's scared to death about raising them, honestly, so afraid to make a mistake and ruin their lives. He'd never forgive himself if he let them be hurt or, worse, if he hurt them. Having them out of sight exacerbates his anxieties, because he can't possibly know exactly what they're getting up to.

And because of all that, exhausted mama Rodimus gets his best sleep either on his berth with the three ragamuffins puppy piled on top of him, or in common areas when someone else can keep the kiddos occupied and he can keep an eye on them. Knowing they're safe and right in front of him but also knowing that he's not the only pair of adult hands available, the combination let's his body finally relax and he is out. Either helm down on the table or crashing onto the nearest shoulder, Rodimus drops into such a deep recharge so fast the first few times it happened the crew worried he had actually fainted. And when I say out I mean out, face completely limp in exhaustion, mouth open, and snoring. Everyone in the vicinity is happy to let him recharge, Primus knows he needs it. Drift makes sure to get him a blanket, and it's not long before the triplets are lured in by the warm softness and their mother's form, getting all comfy in the little blankie nest at his side 🤭

Sorry, that Rodimus part went on waaay longer than I expected it to, I just love him sm ok 🥺

BUT HOO BOY THE NEXT ONE

Ratchet and Drift and Megatron all at roughly the same time? Damn. I feel like idw Megatron would be quietly horrified because, in his (probably correct honestly I love him but I shouldnt lie) opinion, he is not fit to be a carrier. Ratchet is crabby with Drift when he finds out, grumbling about outdated contraceptives and overly affectionate conjunx, until he's able to actually do a paternity test at Rodimus's prompting. His babies don't have a sire, so maybe...?

Ratchet is surprised and suspicious when the same turns up for him. Once is a random occurrence, twice is a coincidence, thrice makes a pattern. For the three of them to all turn up carrying at roughly the same time was already very unlikely, but for two out of the four pregnancies onboard to be asexually conceived... the chances of that happening randomly is astronomically small. He pulls Drift in for the same test, and wouldn't you know it? No sire. Same story with Megatron. When they get in contact with Cybertron, he finds they're all thankfully on the same page. Starscream had pegged it as incredibly statistically unlikely, though he hadn't had paternity tests performed to determine the lack of a sire. It's almost surreal, once said tests are done, hearing that every single one of them is expecting what is, essentially, a naturally occurring little clone of themselves.

Final closing thoughts because I've rambled enough: I'm still incredibly amused by the idea Tarn in labor, high as a kite from the epidural, tell Nickel, "Nooo don't touch my seal, that's for Lord Megatron" 😂 poor Tarn man, saved himself for all these years, only to get slapped with virgin mary syndrome and BOOM, magic baby. He gets all the pains of childbirth without even experiencing the act of conceiving the baby in the first place. Press F

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

Blue Diamond Sumdac AU: With Gaz, Chara & Bumblebee (2024)

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[Note: when I'm able to, I will use this as a cover over at Quotev...so it will only be for here and over there. but still, "do not reblog this without my permission" because once again, I am going to be having it be here and when I'm able to, I will have it be a future cover for a chapter over at Quotev...also it might be a good idea to click on this drawing, just in case it needs to be made bigger to view it better.]

Credit for Transformers goes to Hasbro& Takara

Credit for Transformers Animated goes to Sam Register & Matt Youngberg

Credit for Undertale goes to Toby Fox

Credit for Steven Universe Series goes to Rebecca Sugar

Credit for Invader Zim goes to Jhonen Vasquez

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lucky I didn't procrastinated with this too much...well sometimes it really be helped, and I do know I have been doing that at times now...

Bumblebee is suppose to show that he is aging and getting older, so the one that has that arrow pointed at a different version of him, is his older self...

younger Bumblebee is from the Year 200X, and the Bigger and Older Bumblebee is from the Year 202X.

Older Bumblebee from the year 202X, is based on and inspired by Earthspark Bumblebee, but that Older-Bumblebee is the future self of TFA-Bumblebee...Older Bumblebee is possibly around almost the same height as Bulkhead, but still being a inch shorter than him.

the Gaz in this drawing is 14 years old and is playing a new handheld Game-Slave...

Chara is holding flowers and having a sad look in their eyes.

the Sari in this drawing, is not like the one from the TFA Main Timeline.

one of the things that make her different, is that she isn't just half-human & half-cybertronian...she is also half-gem.

and her Dad is Isaac Sumdac's twin brother Ivaan Sumdac.

Ivaan met and fell in love with Blue Diamond, and Blue is able to make herself a bit smaller and was able to go in The Sumdac Tower's much smaller human size rooms, such as that secret lab of Isaac's.

after finding Ivaan's brother out cold, and a liquid metal body just there...

the next ones to touch it is Ivaan and Blue Diamond at the same time...Ivaan wasn't wearing gloves, so his DNA gets absorbed by the baby protoform/hatchling.

what it does to Blue Diamond, it causes her form to glitch and her form ends up glowing in that light that Gems appear as when they reform from their gems.

the next thing that happens is that the protoform doesn't turn into a human baby at first, it shoots from the stasis pod and into the light of Blue Diamond's body, into the spot where her womb would be.

and yeah, like what Rose did when she was going to have Steven...

Blue while still glitching a bit, ends up shape shifting a womb...

her form goes back to normal, but now she looks to be about 5 months pregnant. even though it would technically be like a day, so she could of ended up being....9 or 10 months pregnant, before she gives up her physical form to have Sari be born as a half-human & half-gem (who doesn't know she is also half-cybertronian as well.)

so her gem that she gets from her Mom, is like her Other Spark.

I wonder how many will even like this idea that has to do with Sari being Blue Diamond's daughter, and with that whole theory about Megatron being Sari's Dad as well...

well this drawing does point out that her parents are Megatron, Ivaan Sumdac and Blue Diamond.

Sari will have the same powers as her Mother, but wont be able to use her positive powers where she can make others feel happy, until she discovers it herself...and it probably wont happen until she becomes a bit older...

and weird idea is that Sari's powers that she got from her Mom, don't just work on Gems, they also work on Cybertronians.

so picture Starscream crying uncontrollably and can't seem to stop.

it could make sense given that she is half-human, her power may also work on humans too...

the reason why Blue Diamond's power didn't work on Connie or Steven's Dad, is because Blue herself wasn't half-human or human at all.

so it could make sense that if Sari could make Cybertronians and Gems cry thanks to her being part Cybertronian and Gem herself...

then her Human half could let her make other humans cry as well.

I think when I'm able to, I will do another drawing of the Sari in this drawing, the blue outfit does seem to suit her.

if Sari is able to fuse, being able to fuse with a Human, Gem and even a Cybertronian...well, she might not end up fusing right away, but it doesn't mean she is not able to.

plus if Blue Diamond wasn't the only Gem in Detroit, then Professor Sumdac could of had some Gems help raise Sari.

like it could be The Off-Colors, Pink-Pearl, Spinel, Lapis, Peridot, Bismuth, Amethyst, Garnet and Pearl.

like the whole Sari being born as Blue Diamond's daughter, could take place a year later after Steven leaves Beach City.

Blue was likely going to look for Steven, to check up on him.

but her ship had a malfunction and crashed close by where Isaac and Ivaan find Megatron.

as years go by, like around almost 50 years...

Blue and Ivaan fell in love, and they ended up getting married.

then at some point Blue became pregnant when the protoform ended up phasing into her conscious manifestation of light.

and after about 9 or 10 months later, Blue ends up giving up her physical form and Sari is born.

even though I don't want this drawing to be reblog without my permission, but I'm still going to use the drawing as a cover for a chapter over at Quotev.

but if any are interested in drawing this version of Sari, who is the half-human/half-cybertronian/half-gem daughter of Blue Diamond.

well, those who are interested in drawing the Half-Gem Sari, have my permission and no need to ask. but remember to give credit.

I'm not 100% sure if some will be interested in drawing this version of Sari or not, but I'm saying this in case some do end up liking this Crossover AU version that is the daughter of Blue Diamond.

who knows, maybe someone will end up making a fan comic about Sari being the daughter of Blue Diamond.

I also want to say that Sari would already know that she is half-human & half-gem, that is just something her Dad and Uncle can't hide from her. so they would have to tell her the truth with the half of the gems that are living in Detroit, about her Gem heritage.

unlike the other Sari, she does go to school with other kids and only learns from Tutor-Bot at home when she needs to, like maybe during Fridays where she has to learn extra stuff, like about The Homeworld and Crystal Gem War, and this could of been added to Tutor-Bot by Pearl and even Peridot.

anyway even if some not be very interested in the idea of Sari being Half-Human/Cybertronian & Half-Gem...

but I hope some do end up liking the idea about her being Blue Diamond's Daughter. even if it is in a Crossover AU in a Fanon Timeline..."Blue Diamond Sumdac AU" is the best name I could come up with for that Crossover AU idea.

[pipermca]

Demon Lover

Ok ok ok ok I know if I don’t dump this somewhere it’s going to fester and bother me and interfere with the other stuff I’m working on so here: FIC BUNNY I AM RELEASING INTO THE WILD if you write it please let me know so I can read it.

Anyway. This is related to @doomspoon888‘s post/ask reply about Cyberverse season 2 and episode 8 and Starscream’s children and ghost writing and... You know how your brain takes a bunch of unrelated things and gloms them all together and makes connections that no sane person would ever make? Let’s just say that this post blessed me with such a connection.

All right. Let’s get down to business. First I need to talk about demon lovers. ...Then I’ll talk about Starscream and Megatron. 😈

Incubi and Succubi

From Wikipedia: an incubus is a demon in a male form, while a succubus is a demon in a female form. I’m sure everyone’s quite aware of how these demons seek out sex with humans and impregnate women with a child. (This was an explanation for how an otherwise chaste nun might suddenly “fall pregnant.”)

What I didn’t know until I was attacked by this bunny was that since demons aren’t supposed to have souls, a male demon can’t impregate a woman on its own. (Because, ya know, only men can pass on souls cue the eye rolling.) So the theory was that a succubus would have sex with a man, transfer the sperm to an incubus, and the incubus would have sex with a woman and impregnate her with the sperm. (The child was sometimes called a cambion, and exhibited symptoms of its demonic origin such as being very heavy, unable to be drowned, or malformed in some way... Or was occasionally perfect but in an unnatural way.)

But another theory was that incubi and succubi were actually the same demon. 

Plot Bunny

And here is what my muse handed me when I gave it all of those data points I just explained. Either enjoy this half outline/half fic, or feel free to expand on it yourself, or run away screaming.

I just needed to get it out of my head! XD

Setting: G1ish, prewar maybe. Before Megatron met Starscream, anyway.

Warnings: Dub-con to enthusiastic con, sleep paralysis, demonic sex, mech preg 

Plot: Megatron is a high-value gladiator, and his handlers frequently purchase buymechs for his use. Megatron doesn’t really want them, though. Usually he just ignores them and waits for them to leave. No matter how many times he insists he doesn’t want them, he will still return to his rooms after a match to find some shiny racer or aerial draped over his berth.

It’s a bother, really.

One night he returns to his rooms and there’s no one there. It’s a relief, really, because he was tired and wanted to recharge right away without having to wait for the buymech to leave. He falls asleep, but wakes a few hours later to find himself unable to move... And there’s a mech on top of him, grinding against him. All he can see is a wing at first, and then the mech’s face... It’s a Seeker, his optics glowing an unnaturally bright red, and his mouth is turned up in an impish grin... 

Primus, he’s gorgeous.

Megatron’s battle systems are trying to come online (he’s still freaked out that he can’t move and is getting molested by this strange mech) but nothing works, and the other mech’s motions finally build up enough charge so that his modesty panels slide aside on their own and his spike pressurizes, and suddenly the strange mech is on him, riding him like a wild zap pony, and it’s the best fucking sex he’s has in a while, and it’s not long before he overloads and slides into reboot.

When he wakes up, he’s alone.

He chews out his handler for sending a buymech into his rooms while he’s asleep, but his handler insists that he did nothing of the sort. He even shows Megatron the security tapes that show no one entering his rooms after Megatron goes in. There was also no evidence on him that he’d interfaced with anyone...

Maybe it was a dream.

Except a few nights later it happens again. Megatron wakes up to find the same mech on top of him, and his body remembers what it did before and it’s just a few minutes before the mech is riding him again, moaning and touching Megatron in just the right places and waggling his wings in the most alluring way, and Megatron overloads again.

Megatron manages to stay online this time, and the Seeker slides off of his spike with a low groan. His wings flutter as he reaches down at brushes his fingers against Megatron’s valve - oh hey, when did that panel open? - and Megatron can feel that he’s slick already...

And then the mech slides into him and starts pounding away. [yada yada, fill in sex details here]

Right when the Seeker overloads inside him, he leans forward and kisses Megatron in the most passionate way he’s ever been kissed. Megatron has his second overload of the night and that one sends him into reboot.

He wakes up alone again.

There’s no signs of interfacing, though. No paint transfers, no transfluid stains on the sheets, nothing in his valve...

...A dream. Yeah, definitely a dream.

This goes on and on, for weeks. It’s the same thing every night: Megatron wakes to find the Seeker on top of him. He always takes Megatron’s spike first, and then spikes Megatron in turn. It’s always in that order. There is never any sign of the strange mech in the morning, but...

A dream? Megatron decides he needs to find out.

Finally, one night, Megatron tries to stay awake. He puts himself in an attentive but meditative state (which is part of his gladiator training) - it slows his ventilations and mimics recharge - and about an hour later he senses movement in his room.

Megatron’s hand darts out, and he grabs the Seeker by the wrist before it can immobilize him.

“Who are you?” Megatron growls.

The Seeker smiles at him like he always did, and leans forward to kiss him. Megatron can feel his systems seizing, sliding into the paralysis that he’s always in when he wakes. As their lips part, the Seeker says, “My name is Starscream.” His voice sounds like glass scraping on concrete, and Megatron is sure that no mortal mech has ever sounded like that.

He wakes up alone again.

...

The next time Megatron has his maintenance check, the doctor frowns at something in the readings he’s getting. “I don’t understand this. Your inhibitor is still activated, and you shouldn’t...”

“Spit it out,” growls Megatron.

“You’re sparked,” says the doctor, turning the monitor around. It shows a clear image of Megatron’s spark with another circling it.

No wonder he’d been feeling tired.

Megatron keeps fighting until the swelling in his abdomen becomes too obvious, and the referees pull him from the ring. It’s irritating but... Megatron is more angry/worried/sad that his mystery lover has vanished. The sparkling is obviously his, but searches of records for a Seeker named ‘Starscream’ turn up nothing. 

It’s infuriating.

When the sparkling finally emerges, it’s grey and silver and blue and red, and has little wings and unnaturally red optics. When it cries, its voice sounds like glass scraping on concrete. And the sparkling is the most wonderful, adorable, precious thing that Megatron has ever seen.

But the strangest thing is after its emergence, Megatron’s handler insists on having the sparkling’s CNA tested. He’s positive that Megatron got knocked up by one of the other gladiators (since all buymechs have working inhibitors by law), and he wants to go after that other mech’s handler for his monetary losses while Megatron was sidelined.

However, when the results of the test come back, it’s the strangest thing... The little winged sparkling’s CNA is identical to Megatron’s.

That night, in his bed at the medical centre, Megatron drifts into a light recharge while feeding the little mech... But he opens his optics again when he feels a weight on the bed.

Starscream is sitting beside him, smiling at the sparkling in his arms.

[ask-prime-starscream]

Some kinda retrospective

Since I have nearly 300 asks waiting, I’ll answer some which don’t require drawn replies. I used to answer asks chronologically, but that isn’t possible anymore at all. x’D I’m not complaining. I rather have too many asks than nobody caring, haha. Right now I’m pushing the main story forward, but as soon as I’ll reach a certain point, I’ll answer more random asks again and do some other shenanigans before shit gets real again. (Like the Windscream comic. Boy, I want to draw some new pages for that...!!)

Starscream hoping for Megatron’s help even though he knew deep down he was on his own and Predaking nearly killing him and his baby got the most emotional reactions. Actually Predaking was supposed to find out because Starscream TOLD him he was pregnant to get a pity bonus and escape another brutal beating. But everything changed when a sadistic anon told Predaking directly. Yeah, some anons are powerful enough to change the story. I like how it keeps things unpredictable even for me.

(Old ask concerning Megatron’s origins.) In this universe he started out as a gladiator. Born only to amuse the masses. The whole Baby Megatron met Baby Starscream plot has been dormant for quite a while, but it will return...

(Megatron not having his Unicron update when he talks to Starscream.) Well, the reason is... he looks better in his old form the lack of Unicron’s influence on him made him slowly change back on a cellular level.

I used to ship Megatron and Starscream. But then one scene in particular was the last straw for me and I just... well, everybody found that scene funny and hilarious and I was just... this is disgusting. No way in hell one could interpret that Megatron would feel ANYTHING for Starscream based on that and a pairing needs to have at least something to be built on. Therefore that pairing couldn’t have a “happy” ending at least in my plot.

Soundwave sent Starscream messages and also called him once via comm (that’s also my most popular post, rofl), but Starscream let him rot for a while because the messages where in his “spam folder” aka he wanted Soundwave to suffer a little while longer for being a snitch. After an appropriate amount of time Starscream used the sent coordinates for the space bridge and freed Soundwave.

I have no particular opinion about that ship. It’s not gonna happen here either.

When some anons want to see porn. Or torture. Or torture porn. But I’ll only go so far. I don’t want this to become full trash... %D My sister already said this story is like an amalgamation of bad fanfiction.

He looks a little lizard-y because of his teeth, punk and so on, but there is no Predacon CNA inside him. Not a single strand!

Megatron used to be a grounder and that part of him got inherited by Fracture.

At first glance you would think this is a Whirl-rp-blog, but it’s not. There is nothing much I can do with this... But an RPG which only consists of drawn replies from both sides? That sounds kinda fun...

It’s always nice to hear things like this because my default attitude towards my art is “Not good enough” or “This looks like shit”. D: There are some pieces I’m proud of, though.

I don’t know if sparklings having a parenting bond is a common headcanon, but here such a thing doesn’t exist. Predaking was made with Megatron’s CNA? If so Predaking would probably rip himself apart... and he wouldn’t protect somebody who had spawned from the guy he hates. Family or not.

Thinking about a huge robot hand trying to handle a tiny pistol alone gives me robo arthritis...

It’s the base slave coding Shockwave programmed. Blurr got the same as Starscream, just that Starscream doesn’t have it anymore thanks to Soundwave. And Soundwave copied the entire thing and is ready to paste it...

Shockwave told Predaking Soundwave can only create little drones as off-spring. Predaking isn’t interested in that and why would Shockwave lie to him? Shockwave has the same goals as him, doesn’t he?

I think it was probably the Naruto manga where I picked that up... I got influenced by many, many series...

If somebody wants their OC to show up, you can send me references through the chat function. How and when they will show up I can’t say though...

Blurr’s twins are half Predacon, so... no. Sideswipe is a pure-blooded Autobot-Grounder-Punk-Afthole with unknown parents. Or maybe he got spawned by the planet itself. I have no idea how that asexual Transformer constructing/forging works... and I’m too horny to be interested either, hehe.

In this story Breakdown is the mother. Knockout thinks Breakdown aborted the fetus, so he doesn’t know it’s actually alive and in stasis... waiting...

Yes! Both Blurrs have successfully been sparked.

[ganymedesclock]

do you think that Sari is somewhat Megatron's daughter? like her protoform was very different than the usual design and it all of a sudden appeared in Sumdac's lab right near Megatron's head, bit weird to be a coincidence. It would also be pretty neat of setting up an angle between the two of how Megatron was planning an heir or something like that but circumstance landed Sari in the care of autobots. maybe even show how Megatron may even "care in some way for his progeny if he found out.

To break your claim down into a couple of parts here, you’re suggesting:

1. Sari is biologically related to Megatron, and 2. this may awaken some parental sentiment in Megatron on her behalf.

Which I will say, I am deeply skeptical of both those claims.

Regarding the first: While Transformers Animated can be a bit inconsistent with what is and isn’t a cybertronian thing (see Bulkhead being confused what a girl is in Transform And Roll Out part 2 vs. Blackarachnia casually calling herself a female bot in Along Came A Spider) one thing that has not been challenged is the implications of Optimus asking about where baby humans come from in Home Is Where The Spark Is.

The fact that Optimus is first confused about babies and second, mortified at the implications of copulation would pretty clearly imply to us cybertronians are actively separate from their own process of biological reproduction. The implication here is that cybertronians are much like, say, bees or other hive/colony insects, where the majority of, if not all sapient cybertronians, are sexless- they do not reproduce and do not have organs for reproduction.

If anything, this is doubled down upon, once in Garbage In, Garbage Out when Ratchet, a medic, is very obviously wrongfooted in dealing with the pregnant woman- this is not a situation that cybertronians have any easy equivalent for.

Whatever the reproducing “queen” of the cybertronian “hive” is, whether there’s a single one or many, and if it reproduces with any consorts is an unknown- but fair to assume that queen or queens are very few and far between. As I noted, in Transwarped, while Ratchet has been calling Sari a “protoform” dismissively for most of the series, he, nor Optimus, Bulkhead, or Bumblebee seem to know what a protoform looks like. Again, this is another implication that for cybertronians, childbirth and child-rearing are not the everyday person’s job. And in Autoboot Camp, Bee excitedly talks to Wasp about being made from the same mold.

That would tell us childbirth isn’t just not handled by the public- it’s centralized and standardized. That’s not something biological structures like ours, where pairs of people with compatible biology are responsible for the child-rearing- could pull off without a LOT of artificial parameters on it.

In short, this would tell us that cybertronians don’t have biological parents at all. The closest they would come is interactions that seem culturally parental- the very protective and gruff, mentoring attitude Ratchet takes to the rest of the Bridge Crew is something that many viewers would point to as fatherly behavior.

Because cybertronians biologically do not have parents, this affects how they view rare situations where there is an obvious biological donor. Starscream’s clones are all physically derived from him- but none of them view him as a father and he obviously doesn’t view them as his children.

As a result, even if Megatron somehow was a physiological donor to Sari... first, this would be an abnormal situation. Second, he wouldn’t even have the cultural framework to suggest he should feel particularly parental about it.

Regarding the second point: one has to consider that Megatron has very actively given life to several entities throughout the course of Transformers Animated, and taken a guiding / leading position to several other young, new beings. This is, again, given the “there really isn’t the concept of parenthood on Cybertron”, the closest we’re gonna see to cybertronian parent-child relationships without some Earth influence (Sari, for example, does actively view Isaac as her father, but this is because she was raised in human culture which has these connections).

Megatron’s relationship with Soundwave, the Dinobots- even the Constructicons- is actively abusive in nature.

While he talks up the idea that he agrees with Soundwave, and similarly voices encouragements to Grimlock, Megatron in practice treats them as disposable experiments who he never even intended to be people, and once they do become people, he does not take responsibility for them.

With the Constructicons, Megatron lies to them, bribes them, orders them around, and, then, ultimately, indoctrinates them into the Decepticons with a process that involves physically branding them, causing them pain, and changing things about their bodies without their consent. He also doesn’t inform or warn them at all ahead of time.

We can broaden this out to look at pretty much every other onscreen relationship Megatron has, and it’s fair to say no matter how personally connected to someone he is, we have literally never seen Megatron actually engage with someone in a way that is not abusive and exploitative. If anything, the younger, more impressionable, or more personally connected to Megatron himself a particular individual is, the more Megatron’s inclined to try and manipulate them.

So Megatron is in effect kind of a father figure to a lot of his subordinates- specifically an abusive patriarch.

I think it’s also worth noting in Lost And Found, when the Allspark is trying to warn Sari off her path of sabotaging Omega’s body, what it conjures to scare her is a looming, nightmare silhouette of Megatron which Sari is noticeably completely terrified by. I say “noticeably” because Sari is rarely scared of opponents immediately- the closest she gets is being stressed out by the Constructicons in Sari, No One’s Home, but, even then, several times in that episode she stubbornly confronts them.

And, yet, the silhouette of Megatron has her cowering, running away, nearly throwing herself out into the ocean and needing to be rescued she’s so afraid.

If that’s an implication Sari has some faint, distant baby memories of Megatron... he’s a figure from her nightmares, not her dreams of warmth and safety. And Sari’s, again, someone pretty notably not scared of a lot of the giant robots in her setting before she has any idea she’s related to them- if she’s terrified of Megatron, there’s a reason for that, and not just because he’s big and has a gun on his arm.

Now, given Megatron’s very prone to experimentation and very prone to creating new beings- and also fascinated by the Allspark, which Sari is obviously connected to- I would say it is possible- but thus far, near-totally unforeshadowed- that Megatron had some hand in Sari’s creation. However, if that is the theory you’re going for... that as a theory would point more towards Megatron being abusive and exploitative towards Sari- or simply just writing her off as a tainted experiment and seeking to dispose of her.

[mychlapci]

Who are your top 10 transformers you’d like to get pregnant

I will be honest with you. I think I'm too horny to remember 10 transformers at once. but I'll try.

No.1 is Optimus, easy. my first tf show was tfp and after watching about ten episodes i went to school (and this was still the last year of high school…) and i went to my friend and i said, I need a fanfiction where Optimus Prime is pregnant. And then she sent me some. My first fantasies were those of him getting knocked up by Megatron and having to hide it from the rest of the team in shame…

No.2, Megatron. This is obviously the right choice. I have a whole weird thing about, like, a big strong warrior getting pregnant and not only keeping his respect amongst his troops but increasing it also. It's so hot to me. 

3, 4, 5 is a three person combo! yes, baby, dratchrod is where it’s at. I like them in a genuine, honest, non-horny way, and I like them even more in a very gross, very lewd, horny way. I need Drift PREGNANT. I need Ratchet PREGNANT. I need Rodimus PREGNANT. i could say more, but my blog is an homage to dratchrod pregnancy dude. Of course any version of them from any continuity (though Drift doesn’t really have many versions...) are not safe from my pregnancy beam.

6. this is a little guilty pleasure of mine but. Elita-1. I need her pregnant… in a woman-respecting way, of course. In the same vein as Megatron, I need her to be respected as a warrior for her big swollen belly. 

no. 7 is Starscream. He was also one of the first bots I'd wanted to impregnate back when I got here, and though my desire to get him pregnant had diminished a little, it never truly left.

no. 8 RUNG. Primus is the life-giver. Old and fertile as fuck. Need i say more?

no. 9 is, and I am disappointed a little for putting him so low, but it’s Bulkhead. I was sitting on the streets of Seattle with a sign that read “I need a fat bitch” and Bulkhead was who I’ve been given. I loved tfp Bulkhead. He was surprisingly parental and it made me kind of horny.

no. 10. Airachnid. Black Arachnia. or whatever you wanna call her, , whichever version. Maybe it’s because I'm in an insecticon mood, maybe it’s nostalgia for my childhood crush on beast machines Black Arachnia, but I need me an insecticon mommy.