#i adore them. aggressively.

[khaotunq]

Min's Guide To Dating Working title - Nope, He Still Doesn't Get It: The Cute Writer You're Flirting With May Be Terminally Stupid (And That's Okay)

[graycious-tea]

All yall saying Tommy calling Buck Evan is disrespectful and like malicious clearly don’t remember my man, fellow bi icon Magnus Bane calling his pookie Alec Lightwood, Alexander at any given moment despite no one calling him Alexander except his parents who also suck like my man was gone on that shadowhunter and so is Tommy!!!

[srnileforme]

23.5 (2024) | EPISODE 11

[iulovemaze]

this is literally the cutest scene from brooklyn nine nine. I deserved to see more of jake with cats.

[grubus]

fellas is it gay to put all your faith in a girl you only just met, who promised to break you out of your family's traditions by kicking the absolute shit out of your cousin??? to the point her face reflects in your eyes as you remember what she looked like when she promised you this??? is it gay??????????

[causalityparadoxes]

Apothecary Diaries is not enough I need more anime about women who are absolute freaks

[spacedace]

Fuck whatever DC is doing with the al Ghul's characterizations and story lines, I've decided that from now on the al Ghul's are gonna be DC's version of the Addams Family instead.

Now I don't mean just give the various al Ghul's the exact personalities of the various Addams and call it a day. That's boring, that erases all the interesting parts of the al Ghuls, that's just using "find & replace" and not actually adding anything. I mean give them the vibes of the Addams Family.

Keep the al Ghul's as the al Ghul's with all their scheming and machinations and world domination attempts but give them all the unhinged energy, the casually insane view of the world, the deranged levels of love and devotion for family. Make them that group where objectively they are batshit insane but also you cannot argue with the fact that they are indisputably the most stable and functional family in the entire universe.

They're creepy, they're kooky, they're mysterious and spooky. Ra's many opulent homes and impenetrable fortresses are a museum and the al Ghul's really are a screa-um whenever people come to see-um (or when they lay waste upon their enemies in a surprise attack that has been planned for months and is just the first domino in a series that will ultimately lead to achieving a far greater goal).

They all love each other and want each other to be happy, they express this primarily with stabbing and murder attempts (its fine, death is a thing that happens to other people).

And forget the League of Assassins being a cult. Just make the whole vast globe spanning organization a collection of cousins/aunts/uncles/dear old friends ect. No one (not even the al Ghuls, if they cared to keep track of such things) is sure who is actually related to them and who just got absorbed into the ever expanding family tree based on their vibes being right.

(Is Sensei Ra's father you ask? Well he's certainly someone's father - probably.

Anyway have you heard about Cousin Cheshire? Despicable poisoner of a young woman, capable of the most horrific things imaginable - yes she is the sweetest dear. Like I was saying though, she just had a baby!

Everyone in the family is just so excited to throw a baby shower to celebrate! Ubu has really gone all out with the spike traps, he does so love getting to welcome a new addition to the family.

Talia of course has cultivated a brand new strain of the most toxic plants imaginable to make a brand new kind of necrotizing poison. You know, as a nice little romantic gift for Cousin Cheshire and that young man of hers. It really is so important to make sure you take time for you and your partner to go on dates and have a few pitched battles to the death on dark rooftops in the pounding rain when you have children.

Now there is some to-do about it all of course, you know how family get together can be. Everyone is arguing over who should get to give little Lian her first weapon and what it should be. Nyssa is pushing for grenades but Ra's is insisting on a sword - he's traditional like that you know - but Dusan has the vote so far on throwing knives. You know the kind that have the little divots along the edges of the blades them to make it easier to get the poison you dip them in to stick.)

I'm just saying that the al Ghuls should be a delightful cross between the Bond Villains they were originally conceived as and the lovingly unhinged Addams Family. It just feels correct in my heart.

(Again keep the interesting aspects of the characters and the nuances of who each of them are like their drive to save the world through destroying humanity and their strong environmentalist leanings and their constantly playing 5D chess and everything, but like, take away the racism and the cartoonishly evil for no reason bullshit and give them some fun feral energy to go along with it).

[fatedroses]

I know I design him with the intention that he becomes an evasion tank, but there's an irony I find very amusing in making his new magitek armor lighter than his original.

[shishibaswife]

SOMEOME RESTRAIN ME 🙁🙁😞😞😞😞😞 I WANNA PUT HIM IN MY POCKEYS

[fruitytboy]

love being a cute little guy who inspires femmes who normally bottom to top me. sometimes you need a genderfluid girl a decade older than you to blow your back out with the thickest cock you've taken in a while and give her a mommy kink

[arceus-forbid]

There’s this stereotype that shiny pokemon are fussy and pampered and generally weaker bc they’re rather babied and adored. And while I understand where that assumption comes from (I’ve seen how some of you guys treat your shinies don’t even lie). I feel like people forget why most shinies are so incredibly rare.

Like, depending on their coloration it wildly decreases their survival rate in the wild. There’s gonna be a difference in living as a blue Vaporeon or a bright pink one, y’know? Makes them struggle to blend in with their environments which, depending on if they’re carnivorous, can make hunting harder, sometimes the pokemon gets rejected from their packs/herds/flocks, they can struggle to get a mate, and makes them an easy target for predators.

So like when you see a shiny in the wild you gotta just stand back and bask in the rarity of it not just for being rare genetically, but the sheer amount of willpower and strength (or luck) that its had to make it this far. That’s pretty badass.

[lobotomy-lady]

Why do/did you work with dogs if you hate them? Honest question

ummm...bc I Don't hate them & I love them v much actually...which is part of why I dislike interacting w unknown pits (& their frequently very delusional owners). for every human mauled to death there's about a thousand beloved pets who have been lost bc some fucking idiot set their pit loose or took it on a walk despite not having the strength to control it or brought it to the dog park. my cousin has a pit lab mix who is sooo sweet but I would not let her interact w my baby brother bc its simply not worth the risk. plenty of pits who had sweet dispositions & who would "never hurt a fly" have turned on their owners out of nowhere.

anyways if I hate dogs so much explain why I have like 3000 pictures of opal just sleeping on the couch saved on my phone

[loganslowdown4]

Sides with wavy hair >>>>

just

oh my god 😍

[horny-ex-catholic]

So last night I made out with my friend (hopefully soon to be partner. We're talking some stuff out) and aside from just being really fun, I learned I apparently really like teasing them and I may not actually be 100% submissive

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

botbots are so fucked up to me because im very aware that these are grown ass adults that are capable of articulated thought and you couldnt convince me they're teens or kids if you WANTED TO, if you really wanted to pin them down to a human concept of age the majority would be in their early 20s. theyre adult college students but then there are screenshots where they look like little baby animals and i get all soggy about it. this is a story about a guy being manipulated and gaslighted by his best friend for at least a year and they look like this

[whataboutyouisamascot]

first impression: i remember starting to recognize you based on your profile pic on ao3 for leaving kind comments, then one day being like 'oh, a tree branch did what?' (and the rest is history (/j))

impression now: i would squish you if you weren't so far away. you are one of the kindest people i know and i love how affectionate you are. i love your brain and sense of humor. i love your words. when i reached out about that tree branch, i had no idea i would get to know such a sweet guy (and that i would play an international game of hot potato with the Sun with him) (or that he would fill my photo gallery with pictures of flowers) (or that he would make me smile first thing in the morning) (...you get the idea)

eternally grateful for you 💚🦈💜

First Impressions

Good morning to me?? 🥺 (This did make me realize that I have no memory of what my AO3 profile picture is, and I did have to go and check it)

Those tree branches caused a lot of damage and a ridiculous amount of trouble for months after they decided to strike. Wind storms still make me nervous. And yet, I still have to be grateful for it and my vent posting the night prior, as it led to having you in my life 💚 I know I had briefly told you this, but that had happened at the end of a very long week for me (long enough that I mostly remember how bad it was even now, a half year later), so coming home from work at the end of that to find a random message from you was both surprising and really touching

I don't have words for the latter half of your ask, you've rendered a writer speechless (other than in your photo gallery? Do you save the flower photos???)🫂 I'm being squished and loved, what a way to wake up

The little (what I presume you mean to be) shark in the middle is adorable. 💚🦈💜