#i actually like him

[moldychefboyardeecan]

Maybe I Do Like You...

So, I gave in. I wrote this part on a whim, and i am writing the next part. @physics-of-one-piece, I feel like you'd enjoy it^^

Part one is 16+, Part 2 is 18+

tags: doffyxreader ,flirty ,slow-ish burn, bilingual doffy

synopsis:

At first, you thought he was just another intimidating client, but then he dropped that pink feathered jacket on your desk, and you couldn’t look away. His grin, his piercing eyes behind those crimson glasses, the way he dominated the room—he was someone you'd only heard of in whispers. But the moment his finger brushed your lips, calling you “linda” with that dangerous smirk, you were hooked. It wasn’t long before he made it clear he wasn’t just interested in your sewing skills.

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It’s been smooth. Or well, as smooth as it could be dating Donquixote Doflamingo. He was very upfront about his confession, considering you’d never seen the guy a day in your life—other than rumors and pictures of the King of Dressrosa. The Heavenly Demon. Wait...

Oh shit.

You did see him. Once. Maybe twice.

You were a seamstress, and one day, you saw a man, ten feet tall, at LEAST 300 pounds. This man was terrifying. But upon closer inspection, his blonde hair and crimson flame glasses drew you in. He was a fucking BEAST, and you could tell just by looking at him. He approached your counter, walking like a damn crab.

"What the fuck..? W-why is he walking like that? Is he okay? Is he drunk? I—"

He cut your train of thought as he reached you, licking his lips and smiling.

"Hello, sir, how can I—"

A large, 4XL pink feathered jacket landed on you, his grin never wavering. He bent down to your level, peering through his tinted glasses. You couldn’t see his eyes, but you damn well knew they were piercing through your soul.

The glasses. The hair. The height. But what really made it click was the flamingo-feathered coat now lying on your desk.

He noticed your registered shock and let out a snicker.

"Fufufufu, I think you recognize what this is and who I am, no?"

"Uh-I—"

He tsked and placed a finger on your lips.

"Atatatatatata. Shhh. Can you fix it, mami? Generous berries for pretty girls who do their job well." He smirked, licking his damn lips again.

Flabbergasted. Flustered. Your face turned pinker than his coat. You just nodded. That was all you could do. With that, he removed his finger, turned around, and waved his hand in a lazy dismissal.

"I trust you’ll do a good job, linda."

"Wait, sir, you—"

The door shut behind him.

"-...didn’t arrange a pickup time."

And that’s how you met him. That’s how you met your boyfriend—and your soon-to-be fiancé.

But oh, it didn’t stop there.

After you fixed his coat (and even replaced a few feathers), he kept coming back—and refused to learn your name. Irritating? Absolutely. But something about him drew you in. You were getting rather comfortable with the King of Dressrosa, a Celestial Dragon, a former Warlord, calling you pet names like: darling, cariño, bella, linda—even a "mi amor" in there sometimes. Maybe you shouldn’t let him know your name.

The next time he came, he brought a red suit.

At first glance, it looked perfectly fine—almost brand new. But when you inspected the garment, you found a pink velvet box tucked inside the pocket. Curious, you opened it and found a silver necklace with a little flamingo pendant. On the back, Doflamingo’s Jolly Roger was engraved.

"Huh." You scoffed, snickering to yourself as you placed the box beside the suit and checked the fabric for any tears. Another sweep of the pocket revealed a note.

"Para mi costurera bella."

Oh, he was making moves.

At the time, you didn’t fully register it. The next morning, you handed him the box and note alongside his freshly tailored suit.

"You can keep the necklace, hermosa."

"I’m sorry, but I can’t accept it. This is your property. You should hand it to its respectiv—"

He laughed, licked his lips. Again.

"Fufufufufu! Did you not see the note? That’s for you. Costurera? That’s seamstress. You are a seamstress, right..?"

Mouth agape, you were about to respond when he leaned forward, silencing you with a quick kiss. He pulled back, looking far too pleased with himself, and leaned over the counter. His breath was hot against your ear.

"I told you pretty girls who do their job well get paid generously."

Frozen, you slowly reached for the necklace and note, pulling them toward you. He giggled.

"Good girl."

"Look, all I'm saying is that I think he’s into you!" Your sister's voice rang through the transponder snail. You could practically hear her filing her nails for the millionth time. "I mean—why else would he only call you pet names?"

"Because he’s fucking Donquixote Do-fucking-flamingo! That’s why!" You huffed, grateful that your shop was closed as you paced the efficiency in the back, which doubled as your home.

"Just try it. Flirt with him a little. Wear that necklace tomorrow, see if he comes back."

"Sis, I swear he rips his clothes with his strings just so he can see me."

"And that’s NOT proof he’s into you?"

"That’s proof he likes breaking his toys and making other people put them back together."

"Yikes. This is why San—"

"-Shut up, I broke up with Sanji by choice. He didn’t break up with me."

"Shuuuuuure…yeaahhh..mhm…you totally did."

A long pause.

Then—

"Soooo, does he come every da—"

"Yes. Sometimes just to bother me. Or to bring me clothes to fix."

"Wear it. I dare you."

"There’s no way in hell I would we—"

"Double dog dare you."

"No-! I- why would—"

"Triple. Dog. Dare."

"Fuck you."

"I always wiiiiiin~"

You laughed, smiling warmly, hoping its rays would reach all the way to the Red Line. "Sure, you do."

"Is there anything else about him ooooor—"

"He’s ten fucking feet tall! I mean, I thought I was tall, but he has to physically bend to meet my gaze, and his hair looks so soft, and his glasses look...so—fine. I guess he is hot."

"Would you peg him?" She snickered.

"What?! I mean…wait- what am I saying? No! Of course not! Why would I fall for his toned muscles, his accent, the way he could probably pick me up so easily, I mean I'm probably weightless to hi—"

"Oh sister, dear sister, you are down bad. I say chase him. What do you have to lose with the King of Dressrosa?"

"My fucking job?! I'm here for work. I gotta make sure Mom can afford Trafalgar’s hospital fees. She says hi, by the way."

"What kind of necklace is it?"

"Silver. Flamingo pendant. His Jolly Roger on the back."

"Cute. I'm telling you, wear it."

"If something happens, I’m blaming you."

"Counting on it. Call me when you get him."

[lemonsweet]

I was about to ask why there aren't earthworm pokemon but then I remembered him ....

[wordpress-blaze-238059900]

Conversations with a Gap: What Not to Say, and How to Show Real Support.

Having a gap in my teeth has been a defining part of my appearance for over 30 years. I’ve heard a wide range of comments—some thoughtful and supportive, others uncomfortable or even rude. In my experience, many people are simply curious and don’t mean to be insensitive, but they sometimes don't realize how their words come across. Here are a few things to avoid saying to someone with gap teeth, along with tips for making those conversations more positive and supportive.

What Not to Say to Someone with Gap Teeth

"Are you missing teeth?" This question can feel incredibly invasive and awkward. Instead of fostering a warm conversation, it can put the person with gap teeth on the defensive. It implies that their smile is incomplete or "wrong," which can be hurtful. The reality is, a gap is often a natural, beautiful feature that’s part of someone’s individuality.

"Have you considered braces?" Asking this can unintentionally suggest that the person should want to "fix" their smile. Many people with gap teeth have likely thought about braces or may even have had them. Ultimately, it’s a personal choice and isn’t anyone else's business. Rather than focusing on whether they’ve considered changing their appearance, try to appreciate their smile as it is.

"You remind me of someone else with a gap." Comparisons can be tricky. Even when they’re meant positively, they can feel uncomfortable. For some, a gap might be a feature they’re sensitive about, so drawing a comparison may come off as if you’re identifying them by a single trait rather than seeing them as a unique individual.

"I heard people with gaps are…" Repeating stereotypes or generalizations about people with gaps is a huge misstep. Some stereotypes link gaps with mischievousness or even "quirky" traits, which can feel dismissive or just plain inaccurate. Instead, take the time to get to know their story directly from them, rather than relying on clichés or hearsay.

Supportive Things to Say Instead

"What’s your gap teeth story?" This simple question can open up a genuine and meaningful conversation. Many people with gap teeth have stories about how they grew to embrace or deal with it. Asking this shows that you’re curious about their experiences, not just their appearance.

Offer a Compliment A kind, genuine compliment about their smile can mean a lot. For many, a gap isn’t always easy to embrace. A compliment can be a small but significant boost in confidence and can make their day.

Take Time to Listen If someone with a gap wants to share their experiences, just listen. Don’t assume you already know what they’ve been through or how they feel about their gap. Listening without interrupting or assuming gives them the space to share their unique story.

Be Kind This might sound simple, but kindness can make a world of difference. Many people with gap teeth have dealt with negative comments and stares, which can be hurtful over time. Kindness can help them feel accepted and appreciated just as they are.

Over the years, I’ve heard countless comments about my gap. Some were well-meaning, some were thoughtless, and some were simply curious. I believe it’s natural to be intrigued by things that are different, but it’s just as important to approach those differences with empathy and kindness. Have you ever experienced any of these comments, or have you found other ways to connect with people over their unique traits? I’d love to hear your stories and thoughts below.

Source: Conversations with a Gap: What Not to Say, and How to Show Real Support.

[hxhhasmysoul]

Sorry if I'm late for the ship ask game. Can I ask for these ships :

- Killua/Gon (my fav non canon ship from any shounen until now)

- Zuko/Sokka (my fav ship from ATLA, and they're also my top 5 fav characters from that series)

- Gojo/ Getou (sorry, I know you dislike those two, but I want to know your opinion on this ship. Also, they're my main reason to enter JJK fandom)

Thx if you want to answer

KilluGon

Absolutely ship it!

What made you ship it?

Canon, they're prone to these very romantic moments.

What are your favourite things about the ship?

How devoted they are to one another. They meet by accident and get entangled with each other so quickly. Killua follows Gon around during the exam, then Gon goes to save him and since then it becomes a duh for them that they do everything together. And then the trauma they both endure puts a strain on their bond and we see in real time how their relationship partially sours because they are too young and they don't know how to deal with the trauma and the stress. They make each other better and worse, and it just feels so real. It's just amazing.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Idk how unpopular it really is but Gon isn't abnormally selfish, and he's not some villain in their relationship. They both contribute to it hurting them both. People getting hurt in relationships and still fighting for them and working on them is just so normal. I think also that people who dislike Gon or have no interest in him should no be shipping this. And Killua isn't a soft uwu boi. He's got a mean streak, is petty and prone to addiction, the soft boi outfits are a lie.

Zuko/Sokka

I don't ship it.

Why don’t you ship it?

In a previous ask reply I talked about how much I like MaiKo. And that's just my default ship for Zuko. The thing with Sokka is that his heterosexuality forces him to reconsider his misogyny, it's not ideal that this is what makes him start respecting women but honestly, who cares as long as he doesn't act like sad loser towards women in the end. And I'm saying this because having a sister who was his life line and his keeper for years after they lost their mother and were left behind by their father, did nothing to make him not a dick to women. And I think that if Sokka'd been gay, he'd've never changed. He'd've been one of those gays who look down at women. What if he lead Zuko there too? Like Azula makes Zuko's life quite awful, so some bigoted takes about women could've made him a misogynist and feel justified for it too.

What would have made you like it?

If they had more chemistry in canon. I just can't imagine an exciting dynamic between them to engage in shipping it? Nothing about this ship makes me think they could make each other better and that's a must for me to ship anything, really.

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

I'm sorry but not really. I have barely seen this ship around because I don't go to the ATLA fandom, I don't think even fanart for it has ever crossed my dash. I mean it's marginally better than Zuko/Katara, because that one is just toxic heterosexuality the ship.

Gojo/ Getou

omg, not really.

Why don’t you ship it?

Like with HisoIllu, I accept that this is a logical ship and it's likely canon. But unlike HisoIllu, I actually actively can't stand it.

Generally, considering how toxic Gojou's personality is, I consider all his het ships misogyny and all his queer ship, queerphobia, even such absolutely toxic shit like SukuGo, even GoKen, even Gojou/Touji. I don't even like Touji but not even he deserves that. Apart from SatoSugu. Getou was a truly disgusting fascist adult and a condescending fuck as a teen, I think they can have each other.

Why I actively despise it, is because of the fandom. The fans of these two characters separately and those of this ship are some of the loudest and most obnoxious in this fandom. They will literally take panels, scenes or chapters that are about other characters and unleash some truly unhinged word vomit to make it seem like there's some connection to Gojou, Getou or their ship. Usually it's either complete misrepresentation of what is in the manga or pure untagged fanfiction. But the tags of other characters get regularly flooded by this kind of shit. They act as if they couldn't stand there being parts of the JJK fandom where their favs are not worshiped, where their ship is not the most important thing.

What would have made you like it?

Nothing. If it weren't for the fans, I would've been neutral about it. I wouldn't have cared about it because a thought about any dynamic between these two assholes leaves me completely cold. But I wouldn't've cringed when I saw it in the tags to the fics in my tags. I wouldn't've cringed writing the single Gojou involving scene I've ever written.

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

No, I'm still sad that the most awful fans of these two and their ship haven't rage quit the fandom when Sukuna finally reduced Gojou to tolerable portions. Honestly it seems to be getting worse. Despite how liberally I block, it still often feels, even on some leaks days, that there's more about this ship in the JJK tags than of the actually relevant stuff.

[you-have-been-frizzled]

Anything you want to info dump about? (Feel free to leave this in your inbox until you want to use it)

elliot looks like gaston,

beta elliot looked good i’d even say a bit attractive 

he looks like a writer, he looks like he would have a english accent, just amazing

these are the same person to me and i’m sorry to anyone who likes Elliot, he looks like gaston and i read everything he says in gaston’s voice

[illusioncanthurtme]

Searching for iggins on Tumblr is so funny because 90% of the posts are "what's your least favorite character" asks. And everyone says iggins. Absolutely incredible. Iggins hate sweep

[satoru-nintendo]

Nooooo not our MVP please 😭

[kingsnooz]

At my sister’s boyfriend’s house for the first time, welcome to the family

[porcelaintoybox23]

Not the glory having me feel bad for a rich man. Do-yeong is in the middle of a conspiracy. It's like being surrounded by hyenas but they aren't looking at you.

[unknownspecies]

whats with the hate on isagi lately 😭

[windwenn]

‘You were my new dream’ or however the fuck that scene went

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[isagaiia]

jayce is so greedy smh

[hansoeii]

surprisingly, viktor is quite the hugger. Only jayce knows this, of course.

[spookberry]

this came to me in a vision