#i actually almost cried fr it was so genuine

[lavenderrlilac]

After the end of Ep5 just delivered one of the most intimate and tender scenes we've ever had, I just wanna say to anyone who ever doubted JoongDunk get out of my house, everyone else come in and please hold my hand

[cels-not-so-secret-love-affair]

femme fatale (marylily)

a/n: it’s actually been three hundred years since i’ve last put anything up here 😭 cruel thing is i’ve literally had this finished for ages i just couldn’t be arsed to post it xoxo anyways here have sapphics!! titled with the intent of referencing the tvu song <3

The redheaded regular is back. Mary’s eyes flick to her instinctively as she walks in, drawn to her before she can even register what she’s doing. She looks gorgeous, as always. The dress she’s wearing is slim fitting and green, the contrast between the colour of the fabric and the deep scarlet of her hair sharp in a way that almost forbids you from directing your attention elsewhere. Mary follows her with her gaze as she walks to the bar and shrugs off her jacket.

Later on, during a brief and precious moment of downtime, Mary finds her again. She’s sat at a table now, alone, her book lying discarded to the side as she sips her margarita. She’s on the hunt. Mary’s got her M.O figured out completely by now. She enters, sits down, reads for twenty minutes or so, then starts searching. Her eyes scan the room analytically, all business, flicking acutely from face to face. Mary leans back against the wall where she’s stood behind the bar and follows suit. Recently she’s taken to playing a little game - figure out which one the pretty redhead’s going to go for before she makes her move. It’s something of a race between them. Maybe him, she thinks, catching sight of a man sat a few tables away. He’s her type, Mary reckons. Good dress sense. Nice smile. Dark hair. I’ve got dark hair, she muses to herself. Not that that’s relevant or anything.

The redhead proves her right about two minutes after she makes the guess. She starts her game. Mary’s noticed her play it. It begins tame enough. She’ll shoot a few glances over at his general direction, not even at him to start with, just his way. After a while he’ll notice it, feel her eyes on him, and turn his head to look for them. Then he’ll see her - see her freckled shoulders, see how the fallout from her glitzy eye makeup shimmers delicately on her cheeks, see her careful fingers lift her glass to her glossy lips. By then, most men are hooked. For the rest of the evening she’ll flirt with her eyes. Direct her gaze at him like a doe until he goes to meet it, at which point she’ll divert her attention back to the swirl of her drink with a coy smile before he can catch her looking at him. After a few rounds of that, she’ll let him have a win. Just one, to keep him playing. He’ll try to ambush her and she’ll let him have a few seconds of direct eye contact, pretend as if she doesn’t know exactly what she’s doing. She’ll act a little embarrassed. Giggle even. Then, if she’s feeling bold, wink at him before she looks away. After that it’s right back to the chase from before.

The game tonight is going well, Mary thinks. The bloke’s clearly interested in her and she seems to fancy the look of him well enough for now. Any moment now then. Mary’s right again, for it’s at that moment that the pretty redhead pulls out a pen and a notebook from her tote. She uncaps the former, rips a page out of the latter, then sets them both down whilst she goes about rummaging for her lipstick. Once she’s found it, she reapplies it thickly, using her phone as a mirror, then brings the loose piece paper up to her lips to kiss. When she pulls it away the memory of her pout is captured sweetly in the middle of the page. The red of her kiss stands out salaciously from the white. Picking up her pen, she quickly scribbles her number below it in neat, deft strokes, before signing it with two self-assured x’s for good measure. Mary watches her fold the note up and pack away the rest of her stuff and feels a strange and unreasonable twinge of disappointment unspool in her chest. He’s a very lucky man, she thinks.

She really should be getting back to work by now, but she’s been spying practically since the pretty redhead walked in and she decides she’s going to see the interaction through. She follows her as she gets up from her table and slings her bag over her shoulder. Watches as she walks towards the man’s table. Sees her nod to him, reach out to pat his cheek, and… walk right past him.

‘Hello.’ Huh.

‘Hi. Did you want to… order anything?

‘No, thank you,’ the pretty redhead says, leaning over to smile at Mary brightly. ‘I’m Lily. This is my number.’ She sets the piece of paper she’d folded up down on the bar and pushes it across to her.

‘Mary,’ says Mary, still doing the maths in her head to make the facts of her current situation compute.

‘Mary. I like it. Contact me, then.’

‘Hm?’

‘Well, I’ve made you wait long enough, haven’t I?’ Lily says. ‘Unless I misread the situation and you’re not into me, after all.’

‘I’m into you,’ Mary replies immediately. ‘Very into you. I’ll call.’

Lily smiles again, a gorgeous thing, pleased and earnest and true. The faintest hint of a blush has risen in her cheeks. For a fleeting moment Mary rather thinks she’d like to make her smile like that everyday for the rest of her life.

[pigeonxp]

working retail is not for the weak. unfortunately i am the weak. and working retail.

[mediumgayitalian]

fic rec friday 17

hi!! welcome to fic rec friday. every week, i pick five fics i have bookmarked and rec them with a little review. check them out!

Drew Tanaka's True Love Connections by @buoyantsaturn

Will smiled. "I have an appointment next door with the, uh… Matchmaker lady?” He winced at his own awkwardness, trying to bite back the embarrassment he felt. “Well, actually my friend set it up for me, but-- Sorry, do you know anything about her? The matchmaker lady, not my friend, I mean. I’m just not sure what to expect, you know? I’ve never, uh, done something like this before.” 

THIS WAS SO SICK I LOVED IT!!!!!! flowershop au with a twist oh yes ma’am. also im so pumped drew was in this every time i see her im like hello my love how are you

2. just desserts by @thegoldenappleofdiscord

It’s just a cupcake, Nico reminds himself. Surely that justifies breaking into the infirmary at the break of dawn. or: nico's love language is baking and will solace gets a lot of cake as a result.

end note hate me GIGGGGLIIING. also i am OBSESSED with this author but i haven’t read the solangelo book yet so i haven’t read a lot of her stuff and i’m DYING to. this was as sweet as nico's baking fr!! i'm writing less of a note on this fic (altho i love it) bc the WORDS i have to say about the next one,,,

3. caught in the river of tears that i cried by @thegoldenappleofdiscord*

In all honesty, it was really for the best that Will didn’t think about all the strange things that sometimes happened around him. After all, his mama had more than enough on her plate already. He was a good kid, and it was best everything stayed as it were. (Though admittedly, the flock of flesh-eating maniac pigeons, men with hooves, and the growing darkness in his veins might just make this a tiny bit more difficult than he anticipated) or: will can only push down a part of him for so long (will has plague powers, but he's known it from the very start.)

UPDATE WHEN UPDATE WHEN UPDATE WHEN REESE PLEASE 😭😭i am genuinely so obsessed with this fic and the WAY everything is woven together....like fear is a driving force!! you can feel it!! this is one of those starred fics fr bc it Changed the way i wrote and characterized will. he is fr a character who has been controlled by fear his Whole life actually. of the world and what it takes from him. of the Fates that do not care for your fragile love. of the things they are forced to do. of the precarity of life. and perhaps most intimately and ardently Himself, and the abilities he does not want to have, the life he does not want to live. the parts of himself that do not fit in the mold he has Built for himself and Forced himself into. and this fic shows that so so beautifully like this story is Woven.....i think about it literally all the time it's insane

4. a handful of almosts by @thegoldenappleofdiscord

He’d said it so easily: “Best friends don’t do that to each other, Will.” It had been a throwaway comment after Will decimated him in a card game, which was usually Nico’s forte. Following that had been a furious, “Besides, it’s war. Entirely luck-based. Winning this game doesn’t mean anything. Stop laughing – why the hell are you laughing?” He’d mostly been laughing because of Nico’s expression – eyebrows drawn tight, mouth twisted in an adorable scowl – but also because of the sudden elation pumped into him like helium. They were best friends – and maybe someone else would be hopeful for more, and maybe one day he'll pursue it (he did want it, had wanted it for a long time) but for now, he’s content where they are, sitting in Nico’s room and cursing at each other through a deck of cards. or: 5+1 of will solace being a pining loser

A HANDFUL OF ALMOSTS!!! WHAT!!! every once and a while u just hit a title that Hits u u know. like a handful of almosts. yeah. what a deeply poignant and tragic thing. how fitting for the pjoverse, a universe of people who are haunted by their almosts. god. and then to turn around and make this story FLUFFY?? MAKE IT THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD??? "will solace and his rose coloured glasses" REESE!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!

5. Damage Control by @nikkira

“I couldn’t save Lee. I couldn’t save Michael. I couldn’t save Silena.” “You saved Annabeth when she was stabbed, right? And Annabeth was kind of imperative to the whole saving the world effort. The people you save go on to do things and help people and save people. When you lose someone, you lose them. But when you save someone, you save a dozen more people.”

"i dream of the people i could not save. they're mad at me." oh i am UNWELL. ill i tell you. i read this line and had to sit down for a little while like actually. one thing about will solace is that he never stops punishing himself and no one got that like this fic nine years ago

thank you for joining me this friday!! happy reading!!

[ineveryspaceandtime]

04 december 2024, aka ✨ a moment in time when miles kane and i breathed the same air (and touched hands) ✨

the doors opened later than expected, which was a bit of an unpleasant experience bc it was drizzling and was very VERY cold

(thankfully i ended up wearing an inner heattech layer below my top + my usual winter jacket, and had hand warmers in my pockets which saved me during the wait!! thank u to everyone who gave me advice about how to dress for my concerts 😘)

we were eventually let in and i was so !!! excited !!! if you'd seen from my previous post, i wasn't all that far from the front of the line, so i figured i'd get a pretty good spot. and i was right! i got barricade! for some reason however, i chose to stand near the drum set, rather than where the mike was set up. i'm putting this down to a moment of stupidity and/or overwhelming joy about actually getting to see miles live so soon

miles' opening act was p. good actually. i enjoyed his music! at one point he talked about miles and said that he loves miles and that we 'couldn't find a better friend' like yes bitch (affectionate) exactly!!! he then dedicated one of his songs to miles but i can't now remember which one it was, but i remember listening v. intently to the lyrics trying to pick things apart and then mentally going kombuchagirl.gif

and then he left the stage and there was more music which i was vibing to and THEN!!!! miles' walk on music came over the speakers!!!!!

i was screaming like a banshee from the get-go but it was literally SO QUIET otherwise. i felt incredibly self-conscious so i stopped lol although he absolutely deserved to have someone screaming for him even though he wasn't onstage yet!! it took him finally stepping onto that stage and raising his hands in greeting before the crowd finally hyped him up

and then he went right on with the performance!

it's so funny because i think i was in a haze those first few songs. i genuinely have no recollection of much happening or even of the songs he was singing (although ofc i was singing along). i think for the most part i was just staring at him, jaw on the floor

i was legimitately so awed that i froze whenever he came right up in my face. the first time he did it i didn't even manage to take any photos/vids despite having my handphone in my hand lmfao 😭 but i did get some really cute pics after he was a safe enough distance away that my brain was able to function shdjdb

he shared this super cute moment w the girl next to me bc she was basically screaming in his face and it made him laugh. as he deserves!!!

my fav song from the first half of the set list was counting down the days, which was such an Experience live. i might have cried a little. i in no way relate to the lyrics.

he sounded soooo good <3 i know it's been said a lot, but he really does come across as so settled and assured of who he is an artist. it's truly a gorgeous thing to see

and then the time came when he put aside the electric guitar for his acoustic... to sing sntm. did i love it? yes. was i extremely disappointed that it was only at that point when the crowd was screaming and singing the loudest? you betcha.

for my own peace of mind i will not be saying anything else

after that song, he asked if we had any requests and a bunch of girlies right in front of him were chanting for him to sing dealer, which he did!! i think he said something about him possibly getting the lyrics wrong bc it'd been a while, which got us giggling. but he sang it so beautifully ahhhh

THEN after that they insisted he sing aviation. which he also did

as far as i'm concerned that's miles' song!!! and i will be forever grateful that i got to hear him sing the words 'it's your decision honey, my planet or yours?'

BUT this meant he didn't sing baggio 💔 broke my heart fr i was ready to sob my little heart out over that one. @ miles kane this is luxphobia

sometime after this he spoke about how he'd almost cancelled because his drummer Jen was unwell, but that his sound guy Chris agreed to step in and help out on drums. and he asked the crowd to hype him up which we were more than happy to do!!!

towards the end, miles and chris were both playing a slower version of never taking me alive, but when the tempo changed and the song started proper Chris played troubled son instead. miles' face was soooo funny sdhfsj bc he was so in the zone while holding his pose, but very quickly was like. 'oh. okay.' lmaoooo but he was also v. reassuring, looking over to Chris to signal that it was all good and adjusting quickly. there were some smiles and laughter during this moment too--i will post the video later!

the show ended a couple of songs later (too soon if you asked me

i initially wanted to try to meet him after, but bc i was alone and not familiar with the place i decided against it

nevertheless i'm so so grateful it all worked out, bc i don't think i'd get to see the chance to see miles unless i travel to europe to catch one of his shows. if he had cancelled, i would've been devastated. there would've been a lot of tears and snot and i would've been inconsolable. and y'all would have to see me post about how upset i am every now and again lol

as mentioned, i managed to capture some pretty cute moments which i will be sharing here! if you hear me singing along and hearing my voice crack midway, pls excuse it bc i was recovering from falling ill and almost losing my voice after zayn's concert xoxo

[friday-answers]

HI first of all the last excerpt???? EXCUSE ME THIS WHOLE PLOT IS SO FUNNNN I absolutely love Solus already!!!! Can’t wait to know more about the agency and the sinkholes… Lots of love and thank you again for sharing this beautiful piece of your mind with us 🫶🫶

Secondly I’m here to discuss s3! Spoilers incoming:

What are your thoughts on Imogen and Sahar? I am actually really happy with the whole thing (even if my soft romantic heart is still kind of hoping they end up together haha, I am full of contradictions okay?)

And Tori and Micheal? I literally cried every time they appeared on screen I love them SO much, I was just a little disappointed Tori did´t get to say she’s asexual like she does in the comic… hoping it will be there if there’s a fourth season

And Isaac? My baby was going through it this season, that whole journey was so beautiful and refreshing imo

ALSO Darcy this season!!!! Aaahh I love them so much, as a lesbian who’s only recently started to question my own gender seeing them discover themself like that was so so lovely

I also really loved how Charlie’s relationship to his parents was showed, I thought it was done really well! And Nick starting to realise he needs to figure out who he is without his boyfriend 🥺

Anyway I’ve yapped enough haha, feel free to answer this with as short or long of an answer as you want, and just give general comments on what you thought of the season, I just enjoyed getting to scream about this hehehehe 🥰🤓

omg first of all thank you for the hype 🤭... i'm also very excited about it too... while i have a plan for the most part, i pretty much have no clue about how i'm going to get to each point either so... y'know makes it fun and mysterious for me too!

i love yapping about season 3 i'm HYPED

imogen and sahar, obviously not a surprise. lesbian imogen also i fear we knew from season 1 but having that comphet representation is HUGE!!! i'm really excited about that.

i keep joking that imogen and sahar are finally the situationship representation in heartstopper but it is just not a joke anymore. 'better off as friends' my ass SAHAR U WROTE A SONG ABOUT HER

i fell to my knees every time michael holden appeared on screen. his appearance at the nye party GAGGED. ON THE FLOOR. they were so insane for that it was GORGEOUS.

i was genuinely so confused when tori didn't correct charlie on calling them a straight couple. i think i shouted at the screen for them to stay on the wheel because they weren't done LMAO... BUT BUT it totally means a more fleshed out sprolden sexuality arc which i am HYPED about. their relationship is so important to me im so excited for that representation to be more blatant.

everything with isaac happened so fast i got WHIPLASH him coming out to everyone at the zoo i was sobbing that representation is so important to me and just so so nice to see..... argrhfhf. though i almost just blanked out the whole tao isaac thing omg WHAT HAPPENED TO JAMES THEN??? INSANE. that was insane. glad they got past that one quickly god

no because mullet darcy HELLO kizzy looked amazing... non-binary lesbian representation ALSO huge like. GOD THIS SEASON WAS HUGE

no because episode 4 was DEVASTATING. but it was one of my fave episode of television i've ever watched. nick at the halloween party like. oh my god i feel like i still haven't digested it all yet.... charlie's talk with his parents too since they cut away in the comic me and my friend were SCREAMING through tears to cut away like my GOD. but joe did it beautifully and u could tell he really cared :,]

i also yapped incredibly hard. i could really do this for hours, honestly... i'm just so so excited fr. the way the cast was like this season is HOT its STEAMY its SEXY even though. like i've been a comic reader since about 2019. guys i fucken know we gotta get through volume 4 first SIT DOWWWNNN

so funny honestly imagine going into s3 with just THAT info then being hit with the emotional devastation which was eps 1-5. 6-8 were lit though

ok shutting up now. thank u for letting me yap you are the realest mf ever

thank u for all the love once again!!!!!

[cartoonrival]

basically though what i was saying is bakugou’s pretty much got a really fucked up case of golden boy/gifted kid syndrome. because he was lucky enough to be born with a really flashy and powerful quirk and so everything’s always come easy to him (he’s also just regular school smart which isn’t specifically relevant to the task at hand but it’s worth pointing out. he’s kind of good at everything). so from a pretty young age he 1) got really used to being praised for everything 2) got really used to being on top and 3) all of this started to lose its meaning — everything he did was impressive even when he didn’t even try, so the only opinion of him that mattered was his own.

he gets to UA, and suddenly not only is he had an elite school where everyone’s talented (instead of just his local middle school where it’s a healthy mix of pretty mid-range to useless quirks), but also this kid who used to always follow him around because of how cool he was, a quirkless kid who bakugou’s gotten REAL USED to being on top of, not only HAS a quirk, but it’s fucking CRAZY. sure he breaks every bone every time he uses it but it’s NUTS powerful and it’s out of fucking nowhere. this begins to drive bakugou insane. he’s not special anymore, and the one person he was really counting on to not be special is actually catching up to him.

he’s still top of his class, but like. that doesn’t even matter. that’s easy. that’s never been what matters. what MATTERS is bakugou’s OWN standards, which are wildly high and impossible. no one else matters. he has to be better and better and better because no logical measure of greatness has any meaning to it anymore. he loses his MIND over his win at the tournament because he didn’t win how he wanted to. it’s not about WINNING! it’s about being stronger than he was the day before, stronger than EVERYONE ELSE.

i’ll be fr i don’t actually remember when he learns that deku inherited all might’s quirk but i mean man. all might is the ONE PERSON who’s opinion still means something to you, your HERO your IDOL and he chose that stupid shrimp as his HEIR? instead of YOU? that’s a kick in the face for your stupid asshole ego.

THEN HE GETS FUCKING KIDNAPPED. that’s so embarrassing. he gets kidnapped and he has to be rescued and his ego is so fucking huge and deku knows this fact so well that he knows the only person who can actually reach their hand out to bakugou and have it seen as something other than an insult is kirishima, which we’ll get to but wow. and then in this battle, this fight which logically would’ve happened at some point, but if your 16 and you were stupid enough to be kidnapped and you almost cried when someone came to your rescue, this is YOUR FAULT— all might dies. like he’s still living, technically, but the legendary hero who gives the entire world and YOU any hope, loses what remains of his power. and that was your fault, because you were too stupid and weak to not be kidnapped by people much older than you.

^ THIS IS A KICK IN THE FACE!!! he’s been thinking this whole time that he has to be better, not really for any particular reason beyond he likes being the best and he sort of sucks, but now on top of this he like. genuinely feels to blame for what happened to all might. because he wasn’t strong enough his hero died, and he had to be saved by a group of his classmates that he is mostly ambivalent towards/looks down upon, one of them he gen srs hates and one of them well he actually likes that guy but that’s not the point rn. point is he’s been humbled in a way that saddles him with guilt and makes him worse. more incoming

[moth-related-inquiries]

moots gonna find me crazy for this one, but Eric Cartman and Babysitter! Reader ‼️‼️‼️

i love when cartman acts like an actual child and not a war criminal *chefs kiss* like if he wasn't a little evil dickhead I'd totally babysit him 🫶

-♡ he absolutely DESPISED you at first. He got really upset with his mom for leaving him with some random person.

-♡ After like a month of basically torture, Eric started to go easy on you after realizing he actually enjoys the time you guys spend together.

-♡ This turned into him trying to take you literally everywhere.

-like you will take him to school and walk him up to the entrance, and he will literally drag you through the building.

-Genuinely enjoys showing you off like you're some grand prize and bragging about how cool you are compared to everyone elses babysitters.

-He cried and squealed at Mr. Garrison's door because you couldn't attend class with him.

-♡ Despite loving showing you off, Eric HATES sharing you.

-He thinks you guys are best friends so he would genuinely feel upset about you babysitting anyone else (especially Kyle) and make up some elaborate plan to get you fired.

-It backfires terribly.

-literally wont even share you with Mr. Kitty. 😭😭😭

-♡ Yall have sleepovers literally every week.

- Matching Pajamas. Say no, and he'll throw a tantrum in front of EVERYONE.

- Hear me on this one!!!!! Skincare routine. You suggested it as a treat one night after he brushed his teeth on his own, and he immediately picked up the routine.

-♡ You take him to your house every now and then (literally almost every week) just so Liane can have some privacy.

-This little asshole will literally raid your entire fridge and pantry in a matter of one day if you do not specifically tell him you bought a meal for him.

-he has his own designated minifridge now in order to encourage him to not raid yours 😭

-Yall will fr play dressup and pretend you're vogue models.

-And then play Thunder Cats (he wins everytime because he beats the shit out of your hand with his figure.)

-he basically adopts your cat (if you own one)

-♡ You're basically his other parent figure.

-Has accidentally called you mom or dad multiple times. 😭

-yall only talk about it when he's upset about not knowing his dad or upset about Liane potentially not wanting him anymore.

-♡ For this reason he literally adores being carried like a little baby.

-he gets SO upset if you can't carry him anymore.

-will literally cling onto your leg crying about you being fatphobic because he's just too big to carry now.

-if you give him the mom glare, he will give it back to you with even more hate-filled energy.

-♡ If yall go to big or crowded places, you literally have to put him in one of those backpack leashes. 😭😭

-ten years old, and he will still try his damndest to reach around and unclip it while you're not looking.

-"stupid bitch thinks I'm not gonna-"

-he pinched himself on it and immediately started bawling his eyes out like someone just cut his finger off.

-yall got ice cream afterward, so it's ok, but he's gonna try and do it again if he gets bored.

-♡God forbid you take him out to swim.

-he will call you the most vile names if he thinks your swimsuit is too revealing or your swimtrunks don't hide anything.

-will literally tell you to cover up and forcibly wrap his towel around you. 😭

-sends the meanest most hateful glares to anyone looking at you or checking you out while you tan.

-will literally walk up to some random unattended beach towel, bury it in the sand, and pretend like nothing happened.

-actively kicks down sand castles for fun but gets so pissed off if his are messed up.

-"cmon, y/n, let's find this fucking hippie" "that's not very nice, Eric" "girl."

-will side eye you so hard if you just lay under an umbrella reading a book.

-"Why are we even here if you're gonna be reading porn the whole tim-" "ERIC THEODORE CARTMAN!"

this was really fun ngl I might write one with Butters cause he deserves a parent figure more than Cartman 🫶 either way I wanna put them both in my pocket.

[mysticstarlightduck]

OC Headcanon Tag!

Thanks for the tag, @thepeculiarbird (here)!

Rules: use this headcanon generator to generate some headcanons for your OCs! How accurate are they?

I'll go with the cast of Supernova Initiative and The Forgotten Ones for this one!

SUPERNOVA INITIATIVE

Jack believes in ghosts and insists on trying to summon one at every sleepover.

You know what? This is canon now. I think Jack doesn't actually believe in ghosts but insists on trying to summon one just to spook out Deimos.

Deimos sings in the shower.

Omg, no lol. Deimos is so anxious about what people think of him and seeming perfect all the time, he would feel too awkward to do that and risk the others in the spaceship hearing him.

Cassiopeia has an incredible long-term memory but an awful short-term memory.

Eh... I mean, if she has been pulling all-nighters and drinking too much coffee I can definitely see her forgetting short-term stuff really clumsily, but she normally has pretty good long-term and short-term memory.

Vesper is very good at walking in platform heels.

I mean... she's a cyborg so she probably has uncannily good walking balance, so likely yes. But since she's all about practicality, she ain't trading her special combat boots (that have built-in wheels she can activate) for anything in the known universe lol

Aleks knocks people over by hugging them.

I can actually see that happening fr. Aleks is really clumsy, and is also really friendly and loves a good prank, so he's the perfect mix for this to happen lmao.

Noctus is oblivious to any and all romantic interest someone may show him.

THIS IS ACTUALLY CANON. Noctus is as oblivious as a doorknob to any kind of affection directed to his person and is genuinely confused/weirded out when someone is "too nice" to him.

Gabi has an intense fear of spiders.

Yeah, no. That would be a headcanon more suited to Jack, who has insectophobia, but Gabi? She don't care lol. She will smack a spider with her bare hands and carry on like nothing happened.

Pax almost drank the lethal dosage of caffeine once.

I don't think he likes coffee nearly that much on regular days, but if he had to pull all-nighters to pass an important test or something? I can definitely see him accidentally doing something like this and being hella confused when he wakes up in the hospital.

Ethean has a Roblox account.

Roblox doesn't exist in their universe, most likely, but he probably has an account of the in-universe equivalent of Roblox lmao. He pretends he doesn't but he probably does.

Lyorna is not good with social cues.

Actually canon!!!!

Meridian's favorite subject in school was Math.

Uh. No. They're a theater kid/art kid at heart and don't have nearly enough patience necessary to like math.

Pyerce cries while watching disney movies.

Pyerce is a legendary ex-assassin/mercenary and father of two in his late forties/early fifties. That is to say the answer to this: Yes, he does cry while watching Disney movies but no one shall ever find out.

THE FORGOTTEN ONES

If Arzhel likes someone, they will give them a pretty rock.

... Yes. Just yes.

Elodie tackles and wrestles people to show affection.

Probably! She has three siblings and is a pretty hyperactive street urchin, so I think this is actually really accurate!

Sorin always has a maid dress on her.

LOL NO. HELL NAH. Sorin was raised to be a warrior and is on a journey to get revenge on the man who killed her father, I think she hasn't worn a dress in a while now - mainly because she is pretty attached to her armor, though she does really like dresses - and probably hasn't worn a maid dress ever.

Vivaldah has a pet squirrel.

Not canon, but she would love one!

Finnian desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one.

ACCURATE. This is actually canon!!!!!

Aisling is an introvert.

I mean... this is canon!

Gael could easily survive The Hunger Games.

... With his power on full blast? Oh yeah, but that has bad consequences for him every time he overexerts his powers. With his "regular self"? Yeah, no he dead.

Daragh has one, very simple word that they cannot figure out how to pronounce.

Hm. You know what, this fits his vibe very well for odd reasons.

Tagging (gently): @sleepy-night-child, @kaylinalexanderbooks, @smol-feralgremlin, @oh-no-another-idea, @littleladymab,

@winterandwords, @cowboybrunch, @eccaiia, @sarahlizziewrites, @illarian-rambling

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@leave-her-a-tome, @writernopal, @anyablackwood, @unstablewifiaccess, @forthesanityofstorytellers

@i-can-even-burn-salad, @cakeinthevoid

@lassiesandiego, @thepeculiarbird, @clairelsonao3, @memento-morri-writes, @starlit-hopes-and-dreams and OPEN TAG

[boobsaibot]

my very stupid hc for the turtles (mostly bayverse in mind) ((not srs))

raphael

-that one annoying kevin gates listener (time and place? never heard of it.)

-doesn’t care for celebrity gossip unless it’s superrrr juicy, then he spends hours watching tik toks about it then talks about it with mikey (and leo, but he doesn’t really care then he gets mad when he’s not listening)

-i feel like in his 20s his anger isn’t as bad as it used to be,, that being said i bet when he was younger some shit just made him irrationally angry. he had an epiphany when he broke something and cried about it bc he hated minions so much

donatello

-if he had a girlfriend i can guarantee you his chosen song for them is skrillexs remix of cinema. i was gonna joke that he probably listens to fuckin demondice but that’s just too far so pretend i actually did instead

-i think if most people had to guess who would be the stoner they’d say mikey, but mr mike is already high on life. it’s donnie. he’d probably say some shit like “it helps me focus” ok i know ur not fr watching the movie robots for inspiration

-kind of a keyboard warrior. i can see him getting into random fights with people online bc he knows he’s smart and wants to rub it in people’s face a little. but beware, don’t reply with “actually 🤓☝️” or he’s gonna dox you

mikey

-made a complete fool of himself when he was young and posted a selfie on the internet. he turned into an internet mystery and donnie had to spend several years wiping it completely from the internet, and still keeps an eye on it. he currently has no social media.

-does soundcloud count? not really, right? he uploads raps pretty frequently, he gets a good amount of attention, even more so when he’s bad on purpose. people think it’s funny enough to use as a sound for their tik tok trends. would rap to this beat: https://youtu.be/abph2y2eIdQ?si=84QDlAGPnVTfKllb

-excellent painter. incredibly artistically gifted. tried to paint on pants and basically walk around nude all day for the perfect prank, except everyone found out almost immediately and he got his ass beat for sitting on and ruining the furniture with his paint skid marks

leo

-tries to watch shit like poor things with his brothers and expects them to take it seriously. it’s not that they can’t find it tasteful or artistic, but they’re definitely not missing an opportunity to be immature and piss him off

-used to fall for those boomer ai posts. would genuinely ask donnie if a 4 year old made a sculpture of jesus with washboard abs out of plastic coke bottles. (he still does sometimes)

-since i head canon him as the resident tattoo artist im willing to bet he put a hidden dick in raphs intricate tribal tattoo. it probably only vaguely looks like it up close, but the intent was definitely there

[averagetmntfan]

HC for Me & @mikey-rottmnt AU!! (Saw her do this so I thought maybe I should as well)

Mugs:

• you mess w/ him, he’ll literally destroy ur social life. • enjoys hugs a lot :)

• probably the most sarcastic person you’ll ever meet

• get flustered quickly (especially from koi)

•a dumbass, but smart w/ relationship advice (even tho he sucks at pulling up a guy)

• dirty minded and will not hesitate to judge you.

• is like almost 20, but acts 16. • genuinely super nice, but can and will hurt you if needed.

• has an eye for fashion

Koi:

• mugs bf heheh

• a sucker for romantic comedy movies

• the dirtiest mind ever known to man

• a tall dumbass

• will say the most random things to mug, sometimes js to spite him.

• looks strong, and physically is. But literally cried during Toy Story 3

• literally terrified of cup, I mean who wouldn’t be tho?

• terrible at fashion, and gets mugs to help him w/ outfits and stuff

Chip:

• when eating popcorn, he’ll shove his whole face in the bowl, js to get on everyone’s nerves

•slightly younger then Dale, and abuses that power

• could be aggressive, if he wanted.

• you steal his food, he’ll steal ur soul.

• a terrible liar, actually.

• you make Dale cry, chip will go feral and punch you. Continuously.

• has a notebook of plans, goals, and other personal stuff like that

• gay. Like, rlllyyyy gay. And a simp.

• actually rlly good at math. But bad at literally everything else.

Bendy:

• makes dirty jokes whenever the opportunity

• kinda like a cat

• can and will go feral if u even lay a finger on boris

• “sit properly who?”

• has and will bite someone. • will remind you of an embarrassing thing you did for the rest of your life.

• has nicknames for almost everyone actually. Some nice, and some absolutely fowl.

• let’s be fr, this guy finds every girl cute. (EVERYONE AROUND HIS AGE)

• has so many idols he lost count. Tho recently js lost one (*cough* Felix *cough*)

• drinks pickle juice on the regular, and everyone stares at him in judgement. • confidence is taller then himself

• when he walks Tino a room, people don’t notice. Cuz he’s short.

Felix:

(Probably won’t see a lot of him but here’s a little bit of info)

• gay as we all know

• prefers cold drinks over hot

• kinda smart? But also a dumbass too

• will not hesitate to kill

[wjehfshs]

141 characters as FNAF night guards + what game they belong to bc I can

FNAF stuff, spoilers for the FNAF lore?

Gaz

Sister location

Almost shat himself when he saw that Circus baby wasn’t in her correct spot

Has literal tears in his eyes every time he has to go check up on Funtime Freddy

But loves Bon Bon

Didn’t sleep for a week after he had that first interaction with a bidybab

Only thing stopping him from crying in the spring lock suit was knowing he wouldn’t survive if he even just sweat a little

After Ennard fucked off out of his body he had a break down in the mirror

Not because he was a walking corpse or anything but because he didn’t look as good when he was alive (or at least that’s what he believed)

Ghost

FNAF 4 (cuz yknow, childhood trauma)

Except he’s an adult in this

Don’t ask why or how it works just go with it

Calm on the outside but once the sun comes up he gets in the shower and just stares at the water for 3 hours, contemplating his life and what it’s become

Very skilled at knowing where everyone is

Always struggles to fit under the bed

Once it’s all over it looks like he put black eyeshadow all over his eyes due to his lack of sleep

Now has a new fear of bears he didn’t have before

Soap

FNAF 2

Cried his first shift

Actually no scratch that, he cried every shift

Only reason he kept going was because it was the only job he could get

Had a crush on Toy Chica until she took her beak off

Now he’s scared shitless of her

Likes balloon boy even though he’s a little shit

At first genuinely believed he had too much Za when he saw the animatronics move

Least favourite is definitely Withered Chica

She haunts his dreams fr

So sad she ended up withered because she used to be his fav

At some point debated just going into work with torches strapped all over his body with a Tupperware container filled to the brim of batteries

Decided not to because he couldn’t afford it and it would be uncomfortable

Price

FNAF 3

At first thought it was a prank by his co-workers

When he realised he was in actual danger, all he could say was “well fuck”

Every time an animatronic apart from spring trap jump scares him he swears he goes more blind

“Bloody fuckin hell! I’d rather have my eyes strapped open while a flash bang goes off”

Smokes 5X more cigars than usual to help with the stress

“Laswell I’m tellin you! These fuckin robots are out for my ass! There’s this giant fuckin rabbit that looks like it ate a grenade about to go off!!”

Burns the place down and goes home and collapses for the first time in a week

[joyce-stick]

Here's my review of Bang Dream! It'sMyGO!!!!! on Letterboxd which incidentally is the only review of it on Letterboxd at this moment and I feel unreasonably braggadocios about having been the first one to leave a review for this particular show on that particular website

Okay so you should read that now but also I kinda want to mention a few specific things that really fucking got me in the show.

Scroll away if you don't want to spoil yourself or whatever.

First of all-ly. The live performances were really good. They surprised me a lot in that they actually very convincingly sold these girls as inexperienced amateurs who don't know how to work together.

When watching it, I was expecting the girls' first live performance to go like, y'know, big perfect hyper-well coreographed CGI anime girl song performance, like is normal in this genre generally.

Instead, THIS happens:

At this, I literally laugh-cried so hard so much. Like, god damn, the major anime music girls franchise let its girls just suck at the music, like actually seriously for real, just suck. And then they bounce back and do perform properly of course and get into a groove with each other, and it's really cool and energetic and stuff but

ALSO IT SOUNDS WRONG.

Like, the sound mixing is done wrong, on purpose. The instruments overtake Tomori's voice just a bit too much to still get across that they have still prepared really badly for this and are kind of still doing this sort of badly and that makes it cool when they give a good performance anyway.

Anyway. Then there's the whole arc with Soyo and her being emotionally manipulative to try and get her and Tomori's old band back together. And she's genuinely toxic and acts like an angry ex-wife who can't accept that her ex-wife has divorced her

(I need them to hatefuck about it. I need a hatefuck doujin of them now.)

And I kind of love-hated Soyo this whole time for being so emotionally manipulative and seeming almost hell-bent on burning all the bridges she has left but well anyway the thing that got me later is after Tomori gets everyone back together with her song poem and they all cry it out

And she's like "why??? I was so terrible and I used you" but even still Tomori expresses that it doesn't matter and she still wants them all together and just

AND IT'S SOO AAAAHHHHH

And that got me just because. Just. Forgiveness is just a really powerful thing and it takes a lot to do it and it's hard but sometimes you need to forgive your friends when they hurt you for things to move forward better than before and more often than not that's a losing gamble but it's so worth it when it pans out and aaahhhhhhhh

Oh, yeah, and then there's the ending reveal that Sakiko has an abusive father.

We'll have to wait to see how that plays into the Ave Mujica anime but that also really got me. That was something

And also um

I liked the gay aquarium penguins

Okay so anyway um

I have nothing more of significance to say at this time.

There. There's media talk rant ramble for that.

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[stayininmylane]

I find it very funny that I'm being re-intrody Ed to Hamlet through you, be abuse when I read it in high school it was my senior year and also the middle of COVID, and I chronically never could understand what Shakespeare was saying. So I definitely Sparknotesd my way through that unit! But not it's been almost 4 years and here on Tumblr Dot Com of all places I'm actually learning what the hell was going on in that play as I'm also grasping at straws trying to remember what actually was happening there LOL

LMAOOO I love when the passage of time and happenstance does that to ya

But yeah, going through so much antique language in not a lot of time turns a really good play into a chore. Hamlet is a really REALLY cool play (imo) but it, like all works from Shakes and his contemporaries, needs precious context and analysis.

I remember being so intrigued when we first read it aloud in class earlier this year and trying to speed read it outside of class. Though I did manage to get through it in only a couple of days—the pdf Folger Folio, the one without the annotations that help out with what the fuck is going on—and it was not as fun as I'd hoped. I forced myself through some sections while getting barely anything aside from broad strokes, not even feeling anything about it until the end. (Boy how I cried over it when I first read it...and I tried staging it in my head and only made myself sadder,,,)

But what actually helped me was firstly, the physical Folger Folio; secondly, in class read-aloud and discussion; and most of all...Shakesblr! The summary-memes, the casual analysis that goes more in-depth than my deepest thoughts, the fanart...

Both Ironically and genuinely! Like I wasn't able to get more than a broad summary of Act 3 Scene 4(?), where Hamlet kills Polonius, but now I have a much better sense of what kind of emotions were felt on both sides. (Still not perfect tho LMAO, I really gotta read that over again.)

But fr, the fandom really helps to bring the boy to you. And with my making you a learner-in-law, I hope what shall follow is the bequeath meant of a new blorbo-in-law ❤️

[splendidissimus]

2002ish - Duelling Risks

((Content warning: heart condition, disassociation))

((Promptspiration: @whumptober 2023: day 4: I see the danger, it's written in your eyes. / Shock / "You in there?" ))

Genre: general

Romance level: some

Angst level: 1/5

Draco's headspace: disassociated / fear

((words: ~1800))

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It was the opening free-for-all round of the Properly Exciting Duelling League invitational, and Draco was acquitting himself well; his signature pinpoint Apparition and semi-wandless spellwork were keeping him high in the points rankings and his natural showmanship stood him well in the style points, as always. He had already knocked out two of his competitors by himself, one by animating the wizard's clothes to try to escape his body, the other with a quick game of cat-and-mouse Apparition that ended with him transfiguring the wall behind him into a mirror and then disappearing so that her spell rebounded on her. 

Theo was sitting in an almost-exclusively-female knot of dedicated Draco Malfoy fans waving their white feathers to cheer him on, watching him well on his way to another trophy. At this point, it was almost a given that he would make it through the opening round and into the one-on-one duels, the fun was just in seeing how many style points he could rack up in doing so. 

But in these events, the game could turn on a knut. 

"Omnia Time!"

Draco missed blocking the curse by a fraction of a second. His shield flared into existence just behind it, and then flickered away again. He froze where he was, staring into space, and then swayed heavily to his knees, wand dropping from nerveless fingers.

It wasn't dramatic; the announcer barely noted it ("Malfoy's hit with a Panicking Hex, he'll have to throw that off") but Theo saw it for what it was. Fear, real, genuine fear beyond his ability to hold off, didn't make Draco fight wildly or run away. It made him shut down. He had seen it a couple times before — in his memories of Voldemort, in the worst of his mornings, when they visited Azkaban — and he had just been thrown into it. No one could see it, but he was in a state of sheer terror. 

"Ref!" Theo yelled, and actually jumped over the partition of the stands, dropping down to the next tier, ignoring the cries of offence, and shoved his way to the front, yelling for the referee on the broom hovering in front of their stand. "Pull him out! Malfoy's incapacitated, pull him out!" 

Accustomed to being harangued by the spectators, the referee professionally ignored him and zipped away, blowing her whistle to mark another duellist's foul when he made physical contact with an opponent by falling facefirst into them when his legs were locked. 

He wasn't going to be able to help from here. "Move!" Theo thundered at the fans around him, scattering them from their seats and clearing a path out of the box. Just as he reached the stairs, Draco's fans above him started crying "Foul!" and a general outraged clamour, and he looked back at the arena to see Draco sprawled out in the dirt, and the announcer was saying "Oh, and Burbage takes a cheap shot on Malfoy while he's unarmed, that's gonna be a penalty!" 

Bastards. Theo took the stairs two at a time and ran for the duellists' section, arrowing straight for the medical tent. There were a half dozen healers and mediwizards milling about inside, tending to a few of the disqualified duellists, and an overly officious young witch tried to stop him from coming in, until one of the officials who knew he worked for Draco noticed and allowed him entry, and then they misunderstood and tried arguing with him that Draco wasn't there, and he was about to start hexing people himself…

While he was arguing with the healers, the echoing horn and raucous applause outside signalled the end of the match, and the announcer started wrapping it up over the cheering from the stands. Mediwizards poured out to the arena to start tending to the duellists and clearing them from the field, ending and reversing magical effects and bringing back those in need of further attention. 

Draco was among the first brought in, one of the mediwizards helping him walk into the tent under his own power. He seemed to be conscious, but his face was utterly blank and his eyes were empty. He moved like an animated statue or someone resisting the Imperius, not himself. 

Theo ignored the healer trying to control him and pushed his way to their side, taking over helping Draco. Draco barely put any weight on his arm. "Have you ended the spell on him?" he demanded from the mediwizard. 

"Yes, just looks like a bad reaction. Might have been the curse was cast poorly, or it'll just take some time. Panicking Hex is a shock to the system." 

He helped Draco sit in a chair, and the mediwizard went back, leaving them in the hands of a healer. Theo crouched in front of Draco, trying to intercept his blank gaze. "Draco, can you hear me?" He touched his monitoring wrist cuff to see his heart rate — it was far too fast and beating irregularly, a flashing scream of warning lights. He immediately took out his potions case and started sorting through it, but he left his voice calm and soothing for Draco's sake. "Are you in there? Can you come out?" 

There was no response. Theo wasn't sure if reversing the curse had actually ended the fear but left the effects of it to linger, or if the enchanted fear had triggered real fear or real memories, but either way, Draco was locked so deep inside his own head that he might not even be aware of the outside world. Theo wouldn't be surprised if, later, he had no memory of this entire day. 

One of the healers tried to come tend to Draco, but Theo snapped at him. "He's got a heart condition, I've got his medication, let me handle it." He put a small potion phial, unstoppered, into Draco's hand. He was more concerned with the stuttering irregularity of his heartbeat right now than the speed of it, so what he gave him was the one meant to solve that, one Draco almost never took because of how it felt. "I know you hate this one, but you've got to drink this, Draco, okay?" 

Draco didn't respond, but he obeyed, methodically swallowing the contents of the phial and patiently holding it until Theo took it back from his hand. He turned his arm over to watch the cuff. It went dark for a full second, sputtered back to life, went dark again… The potion, actually a very tightly controlled mix of poison and antidote, was stopping his heart for tiny moments to try to get it to beat properly when it started again. Draco grimaced; that was nothing like his normal reaction, but it was a reaction, and that was an improvement. Maybe he was starting to come out of it. 

The heart monitor finally came back to life with a strong, if quick, rhythm, and Theo sighed. "That's better, innit? Now just take deep breaths, let's see if we can get your heart to slow down or if you need to take something, okay?"

"I'm fine," Draco said distantly. It was patently untrue, he probably wasn't even aware of what he was saying, but the terrifying thought was that, if Theo hadn't been here, people might have believed him, and let him go on going through the motions, whilst deep inside his head he was trapped in whatever horror had hold of him…

He held Draco's wrists, massaging the inside of them lightly, and watched his eyes, looking for any life there. "Tell me," he said quietly. 

They had set this up specifically for these situations, arranged and practised for Draco to answer that phrase with what was going through his mind, to try rob the fears of their power and pull him out of his mind. It hadn't been tested when he was so badly frightened, though, and he he didn't respond right away. Either it didn't reach him or he was resisting it. 

"Draco," he tried again. "Tell me." 

Draco's fingers twitched against his hand. "You're going to hurt me," he said matter-of-factly.

So that was it. Theo had never heard of the curse used against him, but the incantation translated to 'fear everything,' as a command. He still was. "No, never," he assured him calmly, squeezing his hands. "Remember? I'm on your side." 

Draco didn't respond to that. 

"Draco!" a perky voice called from the entrance of the tent, and a bubbly young witch with a clipboard came in, scanning the room. "Is Draco Malfoy here? Oh, there you are!" She weaved her way through the crowd to join them. Draco looked up at her blankly, and Theo took his hands back, for the moment. "Good news, Draco! You scored enough points to move on to the next round, if you're ready to go on."

"All right," Draco said. 

"He's not," Theo interrupted firmly. 

She blinked back and forth between them for a second. "Um, I'm sorry, I don't think you get a say…" 

"He's not fit to go on." 

"I'm fine," Draco repeated blankly. 

Theo snapped his fingers in front of Draco's face. He did react with a startled blink, but the delay was noticeable — at least a full second. "Oh," the girl said faintly. 

Theo looked back up at her. "Medical forfeit." 

"I understand. Is that okay, Draco?"

"Okay." 

"That's too bad; I know we shouldn't pick favourites, but I was rooting for you." She laughed behind her clipboard. "Get well soon!" She scurried off to hide her embarrassment, holding the clipboard to her head and no doubt cringing and berating herself internally. It was too bad Draco wasn't going to remember that, he would have enjoyed it. 

"All right, Draco." His heartrate hadn't improved much, so he readied the emergency sedative and pressed it into his hand. "Take this and we'll get you home." 

The nice thing about the semi-public nature of Draco's illness was that polite people didn't ask about his health; Theo was able to take him away with no more explanation than that he was having a 'bad reaction' to the spell. While he was leading Draco out of the tent so they could Apparate home, they heard the announcer changing the lineup, reporting among other changes that Draco had been forced to step down, and there were boos from the stands. He'd make sure to tell him that, too, so he'd be assured his fans cared. 

Outside, he cautioned Draco to hold onto him tightly for side-along Apparition and took him home, where he could talk down the fear enough for his medicine to put him to sleep. He should be all right, after that…

[tetric-electric]

So, the post anticipated by literally no one; referencing my previous post on "Friend 4" and what they did.

Content Warnings: Abuse (psychological, emotional, verbal, kinda sexual?), semi-forced introjection. If you're not in the right space to read about those topics, please click off. Stay safe and take care. 💛

Oki dokz, so now that we've got that out of the way, we shall continue.

This story takes place in 2020. I was in a new school, with new people, and new opportunities. I was looking forward to making some friends, and wouldn't you know it, in the first month I had met a group of people who shared my interests! However, this story focuses on one specific person in the friend group, who I'll call "C".

At the beginning of the school year, C and I had bonded over some common shared interests, mainly our love of a particular video game. It was both of our hyperfixations at the time, and it felt nice to have someone who matched my level of enthusiasm.

Something that C would bring up in passing is wanting to see my art skills, or that they were my biggest fan. I was honestly flattered, as I felt my art at the time sucked ass. But there was always a twinge of disappointment in the air whenever C saw my artwork, which I brushed off as the fact that I was shit at drawing.

Another incident I dismissed was when C had mentioned they were subscribed to me, when I was a tiny channel with no videos and a shit-ton of comments rambling about my crazy theories on Undertale videos and the like. When I asked them to show me, though, since I was pretty happy but wanted to confirm, they refused to show me.

Fast forward a year later, to 2021. C and I are semi-dating now*. Something they did, however, which made me extremely uncomfortable, was talk about explicit NSFW stuff to me. We were just kids at the time and I was confused why they would get frustrated when I told them I was uncomfortable. Part of their response was: Stop acting like you're uncomfortable, you post that stuff on Twitter all the time.

I was confused. I didn't have Twitter? And yet again I brushed it off.

I brushed it all off, innocently. I brushed them calling me by a different name off, I brushed the comment about my Twitter off, I brushed the Paheal comments off, I brushed everything off.

I also thought I genuinely was the problem when they made me the ultimatum of "be [something I'm clearly not] or i'll kms"

In late 2024, there was an artist I used to like (bear with me here, this all comes together), who upon me doing thorough research, I found out matched everything C thought I was. I'll call this artist L. I found out that in 2021 L looked almost exactly like me, L had everything C described about me, and more. However, by the time I put the pieces together I was already in the middle of a self-hatred spiral just for being an introject of L.

I cried in my bed for a good while the first chance I got.

C only wanted me because they thought I was actually L. Not like they ever apologized for it, either. In fact, C called me a hypocritical manipulative liar for it, even though there was SO MUCH proof I wasn't L. C literally threatened to kts if I didn't act like L.

A thing about me, is that I have a fairly androgynous voice, I'm a contralto (basically alto range but can go lower). I also know that if I actually gave a damn about it, I could potentially do a near-identical impression of L's voice. I say this because I want to get back at C, one last time. I want to not only come to terms with my introjection, but also really mess with C's head.

*To clarify, that was in 2021. C and I haven't even talked to each other since like beginning of 2023. Good riddance fr