#i WILL cut my hand off
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility#but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion#that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone#i am an environmental educator#so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering#that people are going through#without doing my research and providing real ways to help#this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning#to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering#unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this#and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this#and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity#(complaining)#and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself#for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion#i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out#rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually.#my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free#is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY.#anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i#which is more than their CEOs can say
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(who's gonna save you, hero?)
i love whump fics where tim ends up on the ropes alone and doesn't know if anyone's gonna reach him in time
i really really love leonardo romero's inks and jordie bellaire's colors from the "i am the gun" mini telling the zur-en arrh backstory (in batman issues #128-130), so this is another loose style study
i had this frame in mind specifically, altho i couldnt quite commit to the hard inks
ALSO the concept was loosely based off the issues in legacy ('tec (1940) #698-99) where tim goes undercover and then gets nabbed by lockup and his comm cuts off in the middle of telling nightwing what's going on, which also gave us this great (but misleading) cover
#it's about HIS COMM CUTTING OUT MID SITREP oR cutting them off!!! on purpose bc he doesnt want his family to hear him die#when theyre TRYING TO GET TO HIM#tim drake#sart#dc#i really need to get my hands on the collected failsafe volume#also#i am once again asking you to read batman: legacy#(the way i psyched myself out of working on this for like a month+)#i did give him internal bleeding this time haha
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And the ones I did on my own were to protect me from you, Mr. Molloy. Why did I owe you my shame?
#iwtvedit#iwtv#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire spoilers#iwtv spoilers#armand#i am probably In Too Deep™ and this might not make as much sense outside my head#just a handful of interesting moments of silence where Armand is either lying or hiding or both#when he glances at daniel after he says he never has harmed louis. after he cuts himself off talking about lestat & his first memories#in paris after the trial etc
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why are people randomly telling me to cut my hair
#in irl not on here#idk if its because i have very long hair or because my health issues cause it to fall out but#people will randomly just be like 'you need to cut all that off' as they put their hands on my hair like an evil villian petting a cat#buddy i cannot tell if youre trying to stay that i look ugly with it or for some other reason#sara shush#personal
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no collective thoughts just drawings before i DM tonight
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#grant wilson#sparrow oak garcia#sparrow oak#nick close#nicky swift#hermie the unworthy#normal oak swallows garcia#normal oak#scary marlowe#terry jr stampler#someone reminded me scary had her hand cut off during the soccer game in hell so thank you random citizen#also saying it now i think album wise puberty 2 would hit normal like a ton of bricks#like i could make a list of all the songs that would kill him but i wont lol#i dont know if the grant/sparrow sketch is necessarily shippy nor do i know what their ship name is.... so thats up to you lmao#my artwork#return of the purgatory tatt lets go
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I saw people talking about how Ted would own so many patterned button ups and had the AWFUL realisation me and this man would share a closet.
(Also long haired Ted propaganda be upon ye)
#please acknowledge the fact that I hand drew all of the patterns because it took SO LONG-#I would like to 100% blame @cowardlykrow for acting as the devil on my shoulder and convincing me to draw this#I also have 8 more button up shirts- 3 are plain and the other 5 are so out there that only a dyke could pull them off 😭#he’s my autistic hyperfixation and I get to dress him up as a personal picrew however I like!!!#I was trying to be cute and draw him with different hairstyles for one and JOEY CUT HIS HAR WHILE I WAS DRAWING HIM WITH A PONYTAIL-#dw this is just a minor setback I will continue to be a long haired goat bros truther#I’m afraid the ‘he’s just like me fr fr’ jokes got a little too out of hand on this one chief#to be cringe is to be free ig#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#starkid#starkid productions#team starkid#fanart starkid#starkid fanart#tgwdlm#tgwdlm starkid#tgwdlm fanart#the guy who didnt like musicals#the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart#time bastard nightmare time#starkid time bastard#time bastard#nightmare time#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#nmt#fanart#my art
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#this might be the most scribble thing I post here yet bahahahahahahahahahahaaha#I still like how the hands turned out even though I didn’t finish them😇#but it’s pretty messy and the hands might be the only part I like🥲#but since this blog is my art journey documentation here you are#I was pretty busy today so no good art but maybe tomorrow we’ll see#I am preparing things to FINALLY answer my asks🥹#& if you tagged me in anything I actually have been meaning to respond!!!!!!!! my notifications are the WORST and so confusing on here😵💫#and I’m technology grandma…#hope u all have had an amazing day !!!! 🫶#my brother in law has been fishing and catching SO MANY sargo#(sargo = sea bream for the animal crossing playing English speakers😙)#AND ITS LITERALLY SOOOOOOOOO DELICIOUS !!!!!#i cook it in the weirdest way possible#you just have to gut the fish and cut off its fins etc#then you put it in a wet salt bed and cover it up…cook it for 30 min…AND VOILA ITS DONE !!!!!#I don’t add any spices…NOTHING…and this fish literally has the taste and texture of crab covered in butter#LIKE…😳 it might be my favorite food/fav thing to cook these days bc it’s so easy and fresh caught fish is just delicious😫#well that was my grandma cooking show of the day👩🍳#now you know how to cook sargo a la sal 👩🍳#also going back to the drawing🥹 I just love these two so much…#I love thinking of sweet moments…most of my angst is confined to writinc😆#the chapter I’m writing right now is SO ANGST DEPRESSING (sorry Eloise)#it will get better…I promise…#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hogwarts legacy oc#hogwarts legacy mc#eloise babbit#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc
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today i volunteered at a historic home gut rehab the local habitat for humanity is doing and got to scooch around in the crawlspace and cut bits of wood and use a nailgun. at one point the Head Guy asked if i knew how to use a table saw and i said "yes but not with confidence" and actually? i do know how to use a table saw with confidence. but confidence that the table saw hates its users and thirsts for blood
#theyre soo nastly they just keep going even when your hands are off the trigger and the wood is out of it#must treat them with respect#i did a wonderful job cutting wood and shed no blood to its thirsty maw#this reads like im afraid of them. I'm just calmly reminding myself it hates me and wants to kill me as i feed wood through it.#the chop saw however is mainly my friend
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cut off your hands, there’s no escaping
#inspired by the song cut off your hands by fit for rivals!#this painting kicked my ass for a couple weeks BUT! i finished it :D#i really like how it came out god bless#wolfwood is so. idk how to describe him#trimax wolfwood is the love of my life that’s for sure#wolfwood#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#ok bye
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lets hang out
#debbies wing looks weird because like... it was half cut off#because i drew the characters at a different dimension than the backgrounds#i extended sams hand but forgot to do it for debbies wing and i edited it on my phone lol#which im bad at drawing clean on so. My Apologies#brambleramble#ill fix it for real later
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End // First // Previous // Bonus
#bonesart#cotl#cotl fanart#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#comic#aym and baal#cotl aym#cotl baal#so the sheet music i used here is The Promise by Tracy Chapman. Tho the last handful of notes aren't in order#the website cut off a portion of it#people in the tags of the first comic: yall are absolute correct. but it is not the focus of this comic#lamb could be talking to narinder through the crown or to the crown itself i'll let the reader make that decision#(but in my canon moses doesnt always know when narinder watches through the crown)#(they are talking to the crown here)#the one who waits#toww#the lamb#cotl the lamb#cotl the one who waits#narinder
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I think that like, the major reason why benrey got so mischaracterized by the fandom at hlvrai's peak popularity was because they forgot he acts like a dmv employee
#sixtyt-en#hlvrai#like people would hone in on him being a gamer/eldritch creature thing/gay dude but#overlook his condescending/hypocritical/aloof demeanor towards gordon.#which is sad because thats where a lot of his humor stems from#at least in the beginning of the series. during my last rewatch i noticed that he gets more like. absurdist? post hand-getting-cut-off
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i mean he'd never but you know. could be good, could be good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#kristoph gavin#klapollo#klavier gavin#apollo justice#.png#YES THIS IS KLAPOLLO!!!!!!!!!!! god. i'd die if it wasn't. wdym by 'we' apollo. if it wasn't klapollo.#this is one of those times where 'it would be funny' won over 'it has to be in character'#also i finished 75% of my thesis paper and the first thing i draw is??? kristoph???? i'm gonna cut my hand off fr fr
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Maybe it's sort of a good thing Luo Binghe didn't grow up with Tianlang-jun and Su Xiyan. The mountain high expectations he'd develop for relationships would be unmanageable. The guy is needy enough as is imagine the river of tears Shen Qingqiu would have to deal with trying to explain that he does love him and the fact that he hasn't written a single four hour erotic ballad about him isn't infallible proof that their relationship is a sham.
#ofc id want them to be a happy family i just don't think a child of chinese morticia and gomez addams would settle for what sqq has to offer#i love sqq so much but he could not match that energy#also a shovel talk from su xiyan would be pretty traumatizing#“raise a hand at my son im cutting off your fists. be unkind to him and im taking your tongue. cheat on him and i'll slice-”#scum villain self saving system#svsss#mxtx#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#tianlang jun#su xiyan#tianxi
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A big part of turning 21 and going through that whole thing really was realizing that the idealistic friendship dynamics I’ve always daydreamed over in my head don’t exist & that in reality most friendships you’ll cultivate in your life will be a series of compromises. And maybe like 1 to 3 ride or die friends at BEST that shit is so rare and it gets rarer the older I am
#And I’ve always been a friendship girl like I’m a hopeless romantic but I’m just as much if not more of a hopeless platonic#I’ve really had to temper my expectations lately and honestly I’ve also been sequestering myself more as a result of it#Idk if I’m adjusting to this revelation well tbh I feel like I’m disillusioned w most of my friends lately#And it causes me to burn out and be a shitty friend to them in turn too#It’s just a never ending cycle of me not admitting to myself that maybe that glove doesn’t fit#And I’m quite literally forcing it onto my hand and it’s cutting off my circulation#But I’m too sentimental of my glove to just stop wearing it . Idk if this makes any sense but it does in my head
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Whatever Man and Whatever Sword
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#season 1#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jiang cheng#lwj gets so fired up about wwx disrespecting his swords name#I suppose its like taking the lord’s name in vain. It being a ‘spiritual sword’ and all#god you knnow that if wwx continued as a cultivator he would have pissed off people for his laisser-faire attitude#maybe it was always in the cards that he was to be ‘twink to be obliterated’ of the century#maybe if he took things seriously he would notice he’s about to be dragged underwater!#of all the scenes I cut/could have done a comic on#the subian name bit in the audio drama was 1) very funny to me and 2) it does have some significance later on#i sure do oscilate wildly between thinking about plot vs thinking about parody#ah well; this one was fun to draw. Hands are still kicking my ass#maybe because i’m drawing them so small? but even in my larger drawing practice im still deep in the wonk zone#poorly drawn hands of mdzs it what they’ll call me
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