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muzsmocsing · 2 months ago

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Maybe it's sort of a good thing Luo Binghe didn't grow up with Tianlang-jun and Su Xiyan. The mountain high expectations he'd develop for relationships would be unmanageable. The guy is needy enough as is imagine the river of tears Shen Qingqiu would have to deal with trying to explain that he does love him and the fact that he hasn't written a single four hour erotic ballad about him isn't infallible proof that their relationship is a sham.

#ofc id want them to be a happy family i just don't think a child of chinese morticia and gomez addams would settle for what sqq has to offer #i love sqq so much but he could not match that energy #also a shovel talk from su xiyan would be pretty traumatizing #“raise a hand at my son im cutting off your fists. be unkind to him and im taking your tongue. cheat on him and i'll slice-”#scum villain self saving system #svsss #mxtx #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #tianlang jun #su xiyan #tianxi

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