#i THINK it's vanilla chocolate and rose petals

[yanguazalie]

💝Tea Girls!💝

[daddy-suguru]

- ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀɪʀ;

𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟏 | breeding w/ detective!Satoru Gojo

ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs | established relationship (married), breeding/talk of pregnancy, calling each other various nicknames of baby daddy/baby mama/princess, teasing/pleading/begging, cockwarming, lingerie, food play - chocolate hearts, pussy eating, breeding, hints at round two, clit rubbing during cool-down period, squirting, praise

ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ | 2.3k

There is a sweet smell of cinnamon and vanilla coming from the wax warmer. While there is slow music difts from the speaker sitting on top the dresser. Where there are sprinkles of red, white, and pink rose petals.

Roses which are scattered about the rest of the room. Which is alight in a golden glow, from the clusters of pink heart-shaped candles. While, the dimmed overhead light is bright enough for you to see

Over the years Satoru's romantic gestures haven't faded. Causing you to fall in love with your best friend, partner and husband more every day.

Satoru stands at the edge of your bed. With his cock dipping slightly underneath the weight of the chocolate heart-shaped candy resting on top of his head. The rest of the candies are in the box Satoru is holding, along with a beautiful necklace.

The words, I love you on one side of the heart. Your eyes widen as you recognize the necklace. As the one on display in that cute shop in Paris. Which you visited while vacationing with Satoru a month ago. After Satoru decided a vacation was needed after the stressful solved case.

Satoru suggests, “How's a gift and some sweets from your sugar bear?” Shifting closer to the edge of the rose-petal-covered bed. To softly grab his cock, holding it still as you drag your tongue along the bottom of his cock.

The way his breathy hitches before he groans as your pussy tingling. Softly crooning to him, "You're so handsome, romantic, and sweet, Toru, I love you too." His cheeks flush from the praise.

The way his breathy hitches before he groans as your pussy tingling. Softly crooning to him, "You're so handsome, romantic, and sweet, Toru, I love you too." His cheeks flush from the praise.

The way his breathy hitches before he groans as your pussy tingling. Softly crooning to him, "You're so handsome, romantic, and sweet, Toru, I love you too." His cheeks flush from the praise.

The way his breathy hitches before he groans as your pussy tingling. Softly crooning to him, "You're so handsome, romantic, and sweet, Toru, I love you too." His cheeks flush from the praise.

Thick pre-cum pearls on his tip before sliding down. You admit, "I love waking up next to you every morning, going to work with you. I need your warm hugs, and I can't get over how you smile and laugh into some of our kisses." The pink hue of his cheeks turns red.

Spreading your legs wider for Satoru to step in between. As you glide your tongue over his cock head's small slit, groaning from the sweetness of his pre-cum. Because Satoru eats fruits to make sure he tastes good for you. Since he loves the way you

Satoru's voice is breathy with a raspy undertone as he expresses, "I want to make you my baby mama so badly. I keep thinking about your breasts swelling with your belly. I want to come home to you with our baby." The thought had been crossing your mind.

Satoru would make a wonderful dad, and you want to make him a dilf. Trailing kisses down his v line, to his short patch of white hair. Biting down softly, a tremor runs through Satoru's body.

Stopping to warn him, "Keep still, so you don't ruin my chocolate." Looking into his sparkling baby blue eyes, purring in between kisses. "I want to make you a daddy Toru." Sinking in your teeth in deeper as he struggles to keep still.

He gasps, "Fuck!" Before adding, "I want to be your baby daddy, make your belly swell and your tits drip with milk. I've been thinking of sucking on your soft tits while you jerk me off. I love how soft your hand feels around my cock." Satoru has always been touch sensitive.

Writhing and trembling, with his toes curling, making the chocolate wobble again. Before he grabs your hair and stills himself. The lines of his abs deepen as he tenses up, fighting the urge to move.

Rubbing your clit through your lacy panties. Causing Satoru to wonder, "Am I turning you on sweet mama, you need your pretty pussy rubbed?" Pushing your panties to the side, slipping one finger past into your wet heat.

Deciding easily, "I want your pretty face between my face, please Daddy Toru take care of your pussy." Holding your slick coated finger up for Satoru while the chocolate off the tip of Satoru's cock. Softly moaning at its sweetness as Satoru leans down, slipping his cock out of your grasp.

He leans down kissing you softly, the tip of his nose brushes your's. While he runs his tongue along your bottom lip and out of habit you part your lips. He quickly slips his tongue into your mouth. While you gasp from shock, as he steals from of the chocolate from your mouth.

Wrapping his lips around your finger after swallowing his half of the chocolate. He proclaims, "Tastes so good mixing with your sweet pussy. I want to rub the chocolates between your lips and eat both." Crouching down while setting the box of chocolate down next to you on the bed.

Grabbing the necklace out from the center. As he adds, "This would look prettier if your beautiful self is wearing it." Slipping both his hands around your neck, connecting the small clasp. Letting the heart rest softly on your chest.

Pushing softly on your shoulder, encouraging you, "Lay down for me to eat your pretty pussy out swet mama." Laying back, with your legs dangling off the bed. As Satoru slips your panties down your legs. Which he places over his shoulders, trailing sloppy wet kisses along the inside of one thigh.

Halfway along Satoru switches to your other thigh, biting down softly. As you reflexiving jerk, twisting your hips down onto the bed. While reaching down and grabbing a hanful of his soft hair.

Expressing with a groan, "Such a pretty princess pussy. Hmm I want to fill her full of cum and play with her clit till she twitching from overstimulation." Some of the chocolate smears between your lips.

Licking the remnants of chocolate before popping the candy in his mouth. Loudly groaning, as he spreads your lips apart. Looking inside to watch you clench around nothing. Before he slips one finger, knuckle deep past your lips.

Curling his finger, massaging the soft spot, Satoru says, "It's good I bought another box, which has the matching earrings and bracelet. You can wear it on our dinner date tomorrow night." Satoru likes to pick your outfits occasionally.

Dressing you always to your taste in flattering clothes for him to rip off later. His outfit is always coordinated regardless if he picks it. And he has to get pictures of both of you together.

You've grown to treasure his love of memory capturing. Since there are countless photos marking various moments between both of you that you adore looking back on.

Wrapping his lips around your clit, pushing another finger inside of you. Spreading his large fingers apart inside of you occasionally. Working on loosening your pussy to comfortably take all of him.

Slowly pumping his fingers, keeping them in pace with the circling of his tongue on your clit. While he groans, ensuring the vibrations make your clit tingle. As rubs your sweet spot, building the tension in your body.

Dragging your nails through Satoru's fluffy hair. Whimpering, "You're tongue and fingers feel soooonnngggfuck. Toru, daddy, toru please!" He speeds up the pace of his fingers, while adding more pressure onto your clit. While you grind and rock your hips.

Your pussy flutters, squeezing his fingers. He pulls away from your clit, while swishing his fingers, crooning, "Are you going to make me a daddy and let me fill your pretty princess pussy up?." Every stroke of his long, thick fingers along your squishy pussy drove you closer to that glorious peak.

Pleading, "Let me make you a handsome daddy please Toru. I want to fill your warm cum spilling deep inside me. Please Toru!"

Satoru expresses in awe, "You look so beautiful when you're about to cum." Sucking your clit, flicking it with his warm flat tongue. The tension in your gut snaps, as warm thick cream gushes onto his fingers.

Switching his fingers for his tongue instead. Lapping up your cum with a loud groan while rubbing your clit. Letting go of his hair and grabbing fist fulls of the blanket and rose petals.

Quickly grabbing your hip, pulling you back down crooning, "Then why are run away from me when I'm trying to make you my mama. Is daddy being too much for you?" His voice drops,

"That's so fucking hot. You think you're ruined now, mmm." He chuckles, "I didn't think I would have such a breeding kink but the thought of filling you up is making me feral." Slipping his tongue inside you, pumping it quickly.

His tongue is long enough to I love you so much, I want to make you my baby mama. Every day I see your pretty princess pussy I think about how beautiful she looks dripping my cum. I want to stuff my cum back inside with every drop that drips." Kissing the inside of your thighs.

Satoru adores talking about your pussy to you. You couldn't get enough of how he treats your pussy, talking about that part of you like a person. It always sends sweet, tingles throughout your pussy. While making your mind go blank, as you focus purely on the sensations.

Satoru asks, "Can you open up chocolate for me, I need another one soaked in your sweet pussy juices." Grabbing one out of the box, pausing halfway through unwrapping it. As intense, toe-curling pleasure consumes you.

Your pussy spams around his tongue which he pushes past your lips with a groan. As he rubs your sensitive clit faster. And for a moment you forget what you have in your hands.

Grinding your hips on his face, babbling, "Wanna be your pretty baby mama, please your such a handsome daddy Toru, I need you to cum in me. Make my belly swell with your cock, cum, and babies." Greediness for that mind-numb, consuming pleasure overriding the overstimulation that had you pulling away before. As Satoru slips his tongue out, you whine in protest while he reminds you,

"The chocolate my love?" Unwrapping it the rest of the way and holding it down to Satoru. Who lets go of your hip, taking the sweet from you and nudging it between your wet lips. As he keeps his strokes consistent on your clit.

Satoru gaze slips over your lingerie-covered body. The soft flowing skirt bunched up around your hips. While the upper lace shows up glimpses of your pretty nipples. As it hugs your waist and stomach, giving him the perfect outline of your beautiful body.

Smiling lovingly while admiring you, Satoru tells you, "Cum on the candy for me make it even sweeter." Clear cum trickles from your pussy. Before coming out in thicker spurts. As your pussy spasms around nothing. As Satoru slips the chocolate into his mouth.

Chewing it while watching the last spurts of your cum. As he rubs your clit slower, while you tremble. As you squeeze your thighs together the best you can with them being over Satoru's shoulders. Until he pulls his hand away, slipping your legs off his shoulders.

Ripping the lingerie off of you with ease, he lets you take a moment to bask in the afterglow of cumming twice. Standing up and dropping the scraps on the ground, while murmuring,

"Good girl squirting for me." Wrapping his hand around the hard cock, smearing your slick along his length. While some of his pre-cum drips onto the floor. He croons,

"She's going to be so sensitive, how do you want me to fuck her? Soft, slow and sweet, taking my time savoring how she flutters around me." Unable to wait any longer, Satoru nudges his cock head past your lips.

Pinning your thighs by your side as you drag your nails down his chest with each inch Satoru gives you. Till his navel is rubbing your clit, and his cockhead is rubbing your cervix.

Satoru groans, "Squeezing me trying to milk my cock of all my cum." The pink scratching on his pale chest makes you grin. As Satoru remarks,

"You like marking your baby daddy up, how about you leave some hickeys on my neck." Curling his back, hunching his tall self over your short body. While tilting his head to the side for you to sink your teeth into.

His hips shutter with jerky short thrusts as you suck on the sweet spot of his neck. Groaning as you clench Satoru while he digs his nails into your thighs while grunting, "You feel too damn good, so wet and hot, drowning my cock, soaking my balls. While moaning like that in my ear, princess you're going to make me cum too quickly."

Whimpering, "Go ahead fill your pussy up, please sugar daddy let me feel your thick warm cum deep in my guts. Please cum! Nngg please let me cum again, your cock feels so nngg! Please cum, wanna cum, please cummm, wannnng!" You're momentarily stuck moaning the same thing over. Till your moans become unintelligible while Satoru's thick hot cum spills inside of you.

Satoru pulls himself up, straightening his back out, looming over you. While your hands stay looped around his neck. And you are grateful for the sight of Satoru's face above you as he cums inside your pussy.

He's so beautiful with strands of snow-white hair falling into ocean-blue eyes. While his flush pink cheeks match the color of his plush lips. His eyes roll back. He whines, "Yourhotpussynneedmore." His words slur together as he keeps pumping his hips.

[cinnamon-piastri]

Burnt out star | Charles Leclerc

A quick Charles blurb for day 5 as I've had a rough day and run out of time to write anything ❤️

Warnings: None just fluff x

Imagine you're working late to make up for Christmas deadlines, and Charles decides to surprise you as he knows how burnt out you've been lately.

• He shows up outside of your workplace to pick you up even though you said he didn't need to. He was smiling as he stood by the passenger door to embrace you in a hug and give you a tender peck on the lips. Mumbling "I've missed you" into your lips as if he hadn't just seen you that morning.

• You sat in the car and noticed your favourite coffee order from Starbucks sitting in the cup holder. A sticky note on it saying "drink me :)" you smiled before giving Charles a kiss on the cheek "thank you my love that's so sweet" him chuckling in response. "If you think that's great you haven't seen the real surprise yet" he replies with a smirk as he starts driving while his hand rests gently on your thigh.

• You arrive home in no time and Charles is already sprinting to open your car door before taking your hand and guiding you up the icy path to your shared apartment, he stops just as he unlocks the door and tells you to close your eyes before you enter. You curiously oblige as he holds his hands over your eyes and guides you into the apartment.

• As soon as you enter there's a familiar smell you work hard to identify, the room smells like a mixture of vanilla and cinnamon and it instantly warms your heart. He continued to guide you until you were in your shared bedroom before he slowly took his hands off your eyes and said "okay open em mon amour"

• As soon as you opened them you were face to face with your bed that had been adorned in rose petals. There were candles burning with the name "Christmas cookie" on the label. On the bed was also a little basket that contained a bouquet of roses, some face masks and skincare products, fluffy socks and your favourite chocolate.

• Your smile lit up the room more than the candles did as Charles admired your face and how beautiful you looked even though you were tired. "I thought I could run you a bath mon amour, and afterwards we can do some facemasks while we watch a Christmas film what do you think?" Charles whispered in your ear as he hugged you from behind, trailing soft ticklish kisses down your neck.

• You turned to face him with a smile. "I'd love that, thank you so much Charles this means the world to me" you confess as you bring him in for a kiss. Charles smiling as you pull back replying "Anything for my love, I know you've been stressed lately and I want to help you relax"

• Charles brings you both hot chocolates as you get out of the bath, laying in bed sipping on them as you both watch Christmas films, before cuddling up and falling asleep on his chest as the snow starts to fall outside. "Good night my star, sleep well"

[kingkatsuki]

— when you want him to be your valentine

Masterlist.

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! I hope you enjoy this one🥺💕

Warnings: A tiny bit angsty, not proofread.

Pairing: Bakugou Katsuki x f!reader.

Word Count: 1.3k.

Bakugou despised this time of year. The lull after Christmas was slowly going back to normal, the weather still offered a bitter chill that had him donning his winter costume even though the evenings became a little brighter, and the worst thing about all of it— Valentines Day.

It wasn’t enough that this gave the media an excuse to question him about his love life, like it was important anyway. He’s a Pro-Hero for fucks sake, it’s none of their damn business that he’s still single and hopelessly in love with you. But it also meant the fake consumer bullshit that came along with the holiday was staring him in the face anywhere he went. Shop fascias covered in a wild array of pinks and reds, embarrassingly big teddy bears placed in the windows, and tacky gifts everywhere he looked in Musutafu. Even arcades were following through on the hype— pink gifts sat in the crane games waiting to be won, figures of different Pro-Heroes painted a bright red in commemoration of the holiday— Although, Bakugou couldn’t deny he’d be trying to win that red All Might figure on one of his days off.

But the worst thing about Valentine’s Day? The thing he despised more than anything else.

Is the fact that you’ve made him want to celebrate it.

You made it into the office a little earlier today. Whether it was the nerves that had you waking up before your alarm, or the excitement of the holiday you weren’t sure. Waving at the security at the entrance of Dynamight’s Agency as you made your way towards the elevators.

You’d ended up going to bed in the early hours of the morning, spending your entire evening trying to make Bakugou some chocolates. You’d tried to follow the recipe you’d found online perfectly, but somehow you managed to decorate your kitchen in a mixture of cocoa and vanilla. Once you’d popped them out of the moulds you were nervous, a cheap store bought box sat in your living room ready to gift instead if things went badly. And maybe you’d bring those into the office too, in case your boss didn’t enjoy the ones you’d made. Testing one to make sure you wouldn’t accidentally kill the Number Two as you decided that they were good enough. You’d wanted them to be perfect, but maybe he’d like them anyway.

Both chocolates sat in your bag as you pressed the button to call the elevator down as you clung to the strap of your handbag.

“You think you can bring down some of Dynamight’s chocolate later?” He grinned as you shifted from foot to foot nervously.

“Uh— sure.” You smiled back, wondering if your handmade chocolate would even be good enough for the likes of your boss, probably nothing compared to some of the other gifts he’d inevitably receive today.

And you weren’t naive, you’d expected your boss to receive some chocolate or gifts today. He was the Number Two Hero after all— But what you hadn’t expected was the absolute avalanche of gifts the moment you stepped out of the lift.

Bakugou’s floor was covered in hues of pink and red, so much so you thought you’d stepped inside the local department store. Not only were there a huge array of chocolates— there were floral arrangements, teddy bears, cakes and what you assumed to be piles of letters sat around your desk.

Groaning as you dumped your bag onto the ground, shouldering your coat off to place it on the hook in the corner as you wondered how on earth you were going to get any work done when you were surrounded by Valentines Day.

What did Dynamight even do with this stuff? There was no way one man could eat this much chocolate, even with a sweet tooth. Your fingers reached out to stroke one of the vibrant red rose petals as you thought about the tiny box of chocolates that now sat in your bag.

There was no way you could gift those to him now, not after seeing this. Your messy wrapping was nothing compared to the intricate designs and patterns on these gifts. The next one more lavish than the last— some must have cost hundreds, maybe even thousands as you collapsed into your chair with a pout.

Maybe if you were lucky Dynamight would let you try some of the chocolate. You were certain one of the boxes that sat decorating the room contained some of the luxury chocolate that had gold flakes inside, and maybe you’d sneak out one of the bottles of champagne to in order to have with a warm bath tonight to try and drown your sorrows.

Bakugou came into the office around midday, preparing himself for the graveyard shift as he stepped out of the elevator onto his floor. Pulling out one of his headphones as he let his vermilion eyes screen the room, groaning at how disgusting the arrangement looked as he saw you settled in the middle of it all.

“Good morning, sir.” You smiled softly, and it had Bakugou’s heart racing.

Bakugou grunted in reply as he came towards your desk, cringing internally when he noticed the strong scent of women’s perfume permeating the air. The contrasting scents mingled together as it made him feel lightheaded, wondering how you’d managed to work in this room surrounded by all this shit for so long.

“Call maintenance, get them to come up and get rid of all this shit.”

“Oh, I wasn’t sure if you’d want to see any of it—” You smiled softly.

“I dunno how you’re working surrounded by this crap, shit fuckin’ reeks.” He groaned.

“It’s not so bad,” You mumbled shyly, “I can send all the gifts downstairs, but there’s a few letters you might want to see.”

Bakugou looked back at the sacks of letters placed in the corner of the room, wondering why his PR team hadn’t gone through them and sent back generic replies with his photocopied signature like they usually did.

“Lazy assholes.” He mumbled under his breath, “You been eatin’ the chocolate?”

“Uh- yeah, sorry sir. I’m—” You’d taken what may have been your only chance to try the expensive chocolate, deciding that if you were going to drown your sorrows you were going to do it in luxury.

“Take it.” He cut you off, “I don’t care about this shit.”

“Oh,” You felt your heart drop as he continued past you towards his office.

“Fuckin’ hate this stupid day.” He mumbled, opening his office door.

“Yeah, Valentines is overrated. I’ll get this cleared up for you, sir.” You smiled wistfully as he closed the door behind him

Taking the chocolates out of your bag you decided to add them to the massive pile of gifts in Dynamight’s office. Not wanting to take them home and eat them yourself, it was already embarrassing enough that you’d spent so long making them for Bakugou when you should’ve known that you wouldn’t have a chance.

But little did you know on the other side of the door, Bakugou slumped into the chair in his office as he pulled a small gift out of his jacket pocket. Your words playing in his mind as he toyed with it between his fingers.

She thinks valentines is fucking overrated.

He’d been a fuckin’ idiot, stopping into one of the quaint, independent shops moments before closing to try and find a gift for you. Feeling stupid in his full hero costume as the store assistant smiled at him, locking the door so he could have a few moments to himself after closing to help find the perfect gift for you.

Shoving the small box into his pants pocket as he tipped the assistant generously, leaving the store to continue his night patrol.

White Day was approaching, but Bakugou wasn’t sure he could wait. Determined to give you the gift when he came into the office the next morning. But seeing your face surrounded by all those gifts from other women, and seeing how deflated you looked by the whole holiday, there was no way he could give you his gift.

Tossing the small box into the top drawer of his desk as he lay the back of his head against his chair, groaning softly.

Man, fuck Valentines Day.

[kitty-kitty-boomba]

Hi Honey! Welcome home!

omogomgomgomgomg-

AMAB! Sevika x Reader- BUT IN REVERSE

JUST HEAR ME OUT-

Also- this shit is long as hell. Like, I'm actually so sorry. P.S- I ran out of steam after I explain the situation, so respectfully? Writing is a tinie bit trash- But just a little! Also, no rlly proof-read sorryyyy

18+! MDNI

Please enjoy and let me know your thoughts!

Sevika and you have been married for four years now- and today would be your anniversary. You were actually celebrating being together for 10 yrs, your argument being that knowing each other as friends still counts. Sevika didn't care so as long as she had you, so she was all gun-ho for whatever you wanted as long as she got her "alone" time with you. Point is, you been planning for this day a lot. Like- for two weeks straight- a lot. Honestly, planning has never been this hard for you. Which is funny, because planning a wedding and the fattest after-party is no joke. For other people, what you were doing is arguably too much. But there is no such thing when it comes to your lil' mamma [i'm srry].

To break it down, you were going to spoil her like she spoils you. And thanks to her Ovulation days starting right in the first two days before the anniversary- you weren't going to have an issue fucking her stupid and taking charge for the night. That was your ultimate goal out of everything- but nobody knew that but you. [lies- Sevika knows. we'll get back to that.]

1st: You would start with Breakfast in bed and kisses. Give a massage if she likes. Really just seduce her, and mayybe give her a baby edible so she's near putty because otherwise, she'd spoil it for herself. After she got her mandatory cuddle session, you'd tell her you have to give your mom something. You'd send her off to hang with the kids a bit before stealing her- promising you wouldn't pass 5 o'clock because duh.

2nd: Literally everything else.

Thankfully, the two weeks was just you trying to see what Sevika wanted as a meal and not you picking out a theme to decorate with. Decoration was easy: Dim lighting via the fancy light switches you had Sevika install years ago, fake rose petals, real roses for the vases, regular candles for the dinning table, and a few vanilla scented candles for the bedroom. [your like for vanilla rubbed off on her. you didn't want kill more roses. you love roses, you like flowers in ur in vases and said vases are empty. you will be too busy fucking, you aren't burning the house down with candles]

Sevika- like the little shit she is- tried her damnedest to distract you from your spoiling mission, because of course she is. She acted all seductive and fucked you anywhere-anytime so you'd forget about whatever you had planned. The only way you got your answer was letting her fuck you until she collapsed. She could barley think straight, and while you weren't any better, you mumbled the ask just for her to say the dish you both have been eyeing for a while. You figured she'd want that, but you still wanted to make sure.

Secretly- at least that's what you thought, we'll get 2 that too- You shopped all the ingredients for it two days before. [You hid it in the Last Drop's fridge for a day before taking it back home. Vander, Silco, and Ran were Angels- Helping you by getting the kids to not mention the weird selection of groceries and keeping Sevika from opening it herself]

You also planned to get the homemade chocolate from her grandma's, Amelia: Yours and Sevika's favorite sweets of all time.

The last thing was dress up, which again, also wasn't hard. Sevika always dressed nice because she knows how much the little things mean to you. It was you who was freaking out on what to wear. You took to your mom, asking to get dressed at her house because you were worried Sevika would find the clothes. You wouldn't be wearing them long, but this was a semi-surprise so you were doing the grand reveal bit. You were torn between a dress like usual, or spicing things up and surprising your wife by matching her style a bit and wearing a suit. Ultimately- your mom silenced your worries by saying that Sevika would love to see you with a tailored suit on. She got you one as her anniversary gift. You just about cried.

3rd: Execute said planned and get fucked. That's it. Your not sure way you wrote that in the list- that's something that's literally impossible to not do with Sevika as your wife... But who cares?

During the planning, you were buttering Sevika up. From high-end Whiskey and Scotch, to flowers and chocolate, you were laying it on thick. You know it takes Sevika a minute to warm up to pampering- even if the minute was just her trying to distract you- so you happily continued and waited until she gave you nothing but a whine when you dissolved her into putty.

On the night before though- you had a mini-break down.

You did a facetime call with Amelia and your mom, out on your balcony trying to stop tearing up and keep your voice down as you voiced how nervous you were. Would the food come out good? Would it even come out at all? Would you burn it- or maybe do something else to mess it up? Could you even decorate and get dressed in time? Did you have to do hair, make up, and clothes before hand to cut down time? What if you sweat it all of or smell like steak! What if-!

They silence you quickly. They're helping you with the little things, so why not a bit more? They don't have nothing important for that day besides sending little gifts with you. So, you all agree to take a job. The food is meant to be cooked closer to when Sevika expected to be home, but if you got nervous, you could cook and Amelia would bud if you needed her and put everything in the oven to keep them fresh until they had to leave. Your mom would help decorate if necessary, and your hair will be the first thing done and pinned up in pin-curls so it would beautiful after you get dressed. Easy peasy- and if not- they'll make it happen for their favorite girl.

That helped more than you could ever say, and you slept real nice that night thanking the powers that the sleep aids you gave Sevika kept her sleepy so she wouldn't spoil anything. Little did you know, they weren't working for you.

Sevika had both them, Vander, Silco, and Ran recruited to keep you thinking you were being slick. She tricked you and picked the dish you wanted almost since the month started because she wanted you to enjoy the meal too- plus, that steak looked freaking amazing in the cookbook picture. The whole resistance to your pampering was Sevika being her beautiful self. She allows tons of things, but that type of love is hard for her to receive. So on top of watching you, she pampered you her own way by loving on you a lot more and giving you cash to spend. You kept saying you don't need it, but that shy smile and the blush blooming all over you was more than enough to keep it coming.

The smug sex-distraction part was improvised at first, because there was no way she could keep her hands off you for more than two seconds. But after it became clear it was working- Who is she to not take advantage?

So, as you planned- she planned.

She'd let you take it away, whatever decore you wanted, and anything else. She felt a bit bad for going behind your back after you spent time trying to make things perfect, so she transferred money into you account everyday and kept saying it was her "early anniversary gift". She didn't hear the conversation, but they called and told her the morning of that you were very excited, aka their way of saying her poor baby is stressed out. She was ready to tell everyone to spill the beans- but after all you've done, she really wanted to treat you.

And treat you she did.

Come the morning of, she lets do your thing, it was hard not too.

But after you do your whole spiel and send her off- both plans go into motion.

She did her everything shower, oiled up, and scented herself to the gods with that smokey, musky, amber/vanilla date-night scent you adore on her. After, she went to The Last Drop. Ran did Sevika's hair, nails [prosthetic too], and makeup, shit-talking and drinking with their best friend to calm her nerves. They even helped attach the new "skin" Sevika made for her arm, The smooth arm-like copper remined them of the one she made for her wedding day, just a bit less ornate. This is the most she's done since her wedding day, and a part of her felt completely ridiculous because she's long since forgotten how getting extra dressy felt. She doesn't understand what's become of her right now, but she feels to giddy to crush her sparking confidence- these red little almond nails looked too good.

She looked too good. If she says so herself.

Silco kept the kids upstairs with cartoon and an excessive amount of Amelia's chocolates- so it was up to Vander and Ran to keep that fire going and have their friend strut her shit for her special day. The eggs are taking over though, because while they give her a pep-talk that woman is thinking of all the positions to get that baby [lil' shit] that you've both wanted desperately [as of two months now].

A once over and Ran sends her off, telling another crappy joke and telling her not to forget to fluff her hair after she takes the rollers out. Sevika had two cups a liquid audacity that was more than enough to have her strutting the streets with her silk scarf covered head and her painted face. Everyone is looking at her in awe- only looking away when they realize that they're not worthy. If you were here with her, you'd stare at whoever even dared to look at her extremely wrong. She laughs to herself at that, causing some to flinch and scurry back to their little corner.

Because she timed it [and cus Amelia told her so], she went home to cook her gal a meal with an extra dessert planned...

She's shocked when the food comes banger and smells absolutely devine. You would love this, you'd be so proud- that's what she muses with, and her cunt certainly agrees if that clench was anything to go by. When she finishes frosting the cake, your mom calls her, letting her know that your dress and on your way. She laugh too herself for a good 2 mins, the idea of you dress up and fighting the steak hilarious to her. Thanking her for the heads-up, Sevika ends the call -covers the cake- and puts on the lace number, her thigh-highs and garter, and the dress.

Yes. A dress.

And fuck did she look smoking.

She did a once-over and applied more lipstick and perfume, before speeding back to the kitchen to grab the fancy bucket Silco gifted her on her wedding day. The champagne and towel looked professional, and she's three steps away from the table to finish setting it-

Then the door jingles.

She's about cumbusts right there on the damn spot [get it? I'm srry again]. Almost tossing the thing on the table and throwing herself to you- but she rehearsed this- she knows what to do.

Fucking focus Sevika Lanes!

You open the door and drop both the keys and chocolate on the little table by the door. She sauntered over so fucking proud, a nervous flash making your diamond nibble her lips before letting go. A sultry tone nearly silence by your horniess.

"Welcome home doll."

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Your eyes are everywhere. Where can you pick when everything's fucking delicious?

A black get up, there's no color besides a blood red on her lips. A fifties old money heart-throb is what your diamond is. Her hair falling just like that pretty hairstyle you see in the stereotypes, the one with a side part and covering her eye? Yeah. And the short hair was making things extra tempting. You smell her from here, you catch the teardrop pearl earrings and matching necklace you bought her decorating her skin. But that dress. The thing itself is velvet, a deep sweetheart with semi-thin halter strap making those pretty tits even more plush. You make her do a little spin, and it's low cut-out back too, the most sinful thing. The bottom of the dress is a problem. There's a slit, ending right atop her hip, the floor-length skirt making those legs damn delectable in your eyes. Fuck- is she using a garter belt to hold the tights? Oh shit, an actual- fuck- a garter touching your shit. Oh- heels.

You don't know you moved impossibly closer to her until Sevika nervously asks: "Uh- D-doll? Are y-you ok?"

Oh you just about take her on the damn door, but your nose catches something real nice behind her. Fuck- answer her!

"Oh. O-oh honey. Oh yes."

Your voice isn't above a whisper, your too in love to properly voice all the emotions you feel right now. All of them putting joy to shame. You hear her deflate almost, leaning into your open arms with a sigh, sucking in your scent when she realized you wore your signature: A soft floral scent, a bit of fruity coming through the hints of amber. It sound weird to say out loud to anyone- but it's so unequivocally you.

"Oh gods, good. I thought you'd be mad at me after all the work you went through to make things perfect..."

Her voice is shaky, not with tears thankfully, but with relief. She just keeps huffing you, just like she does when she needs to ground herself . You on the other hand? You are doing nothing wholesome, nor are you thinking it. You are acting very un-lady like, groping her ass and sniffing that scent that has you complete drugged. There's no way you could go through with this, not when her boobs touch your face. Not when she smell like this. Not when her hormones beg for your love. Not when-

"Doll- I want you to see something. Keep it in you pants a little longer? For me- MÍ Amor?"

This is when it clicks that's it taking everything in her to shimmy out of your grip. When you register that the thing your smelling is food and not only her arousal- You quickly nod your head and briskly let go like she burned you. It's that or your taking that slutty dress off. Mrs. Rabbit who?

She backs up, fixes herself and re-adjusts her hair, and takes you by the hand.

Oh gods: how beautiful she set this table. It looked fantastic.

You hoped you expressed as much as your mouth hung open in disbelief, then Sevika had the gall to hold her hands together Infront of her, nervous. How could she be nervous? Still, she nibbled on her lip waiting for you to say something.

And how she'd take anything to silence the ache in her chest. Gods, you looked entirely to good in that suit for her to continue with this dinner. Why do you always want to do these nice things? She needs to get railed ri-

"Diamond... This is beautiful. You did all of this?"

She give a little nod, her proud feeling making her all giddy and having her stand taller like she needed to correct her posture. You had a ridiculous smile probably, but you were so fucking amazed and proud of her, you didn't dare school your joy.

"Thihis is amazing love! Look at you being a lil' chef! You telling me you could do this all along?!"

She snorts a laugh, fully relieved that your happy and not disappointed that she ruined your surprised- but with relief comes something darker that's clouding 90% of her vison. You both know it.

Dinner's here- you're just missing the show. To redeem yourself you pull out her chair and have her sit down, pushing her in before running to your seat. Once your settled, you pour the champagne and give her the flute: Then she says, "Bueno Amor, open it. I hope you like it, I think I might have put bit to much pepper..."

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Anddd skiping to a blip of smut, I can't think rn- to much flustered. But know this- she brutal on the other side of the table and teasing you to no end. Horny she is- but she's making sure it ur problem. P.S- Sevika is bra-less, and ur telling me "girl- duh" but you don't get it. there's no pasties either, just pretty tities with nipples poking right through.

===SMUT====

Sevika doesn't know when you ever fucked her this hard. You're practically growling, and animalistic need taking you as you rail her harder each time like your thick 9 inches isn't stretching her to the brink of insanity. Oh- and how incredible that would be. Sevika can't fight it, she lost her ordering rights when she pushed you too far at the table. Even if you let her have a few seconds of control at the beginning. She's left trying to crawl away just for you to pull her back telling the nastiest thing in her ear.

"You think y' so fukin' funny huh? Wearing that skimpy thing, being a good lil' -hah- M-my good housewife 'nd not have may baby? But y' want that no? y'a want a lil' cake in there. Ya?"

And all she could do is sob through a moan, a babble trying to cuss you out as she begs you for more.

She gets that baby that night, but you make sure the next morning.

@archangeldyke-all- Hope you like?😭can't write rn- but hopfully you can do the dinner and the smut better?

Hopfully y'all enjoy too!!

kisssessssss

[r0-boat]

Pollen drunk

Congratulations to Beemas winning the poll I know I said I probably wouldn't write anything special but hey, I was feeling extra motivated. Enjoy your extra sweet gift. Full of some humor and all horny!

-That one headcannon where a certain type of pollen makes bees monstrously horny-

Bee!Ingoxreaderxbee!Emmet.

( very brief implied Elesa x reader)

Gn!reader (queenie is a playfull nickname they used for you, but reader goes by they/them and is normally called royal or your highness)

Cw: degrading, some praise Kink, cream pie, dub con, breeding mentioned, name calling, sex pollen.

It was just a normal morning when Emmet received a report from the head of the Drone Scouts about an abnormally large plant. The report peaked Ingo's interest and you were dying to go anywhere that wasn't your work desk,

According to the report the area where the plant was spotted didn't seem dangerous, no enemy hybrids or any Titan bugs. it seemed no harm in bringing you along, it has been a while since Ingo and Emmet had proper alone time with you.

They missed feeling this close to you clinging to them as they beat their wings trying to find the exact location where this plant was said to be.

Emmet let our chuckle when he felt you're hold around him tightening, you're cute frightened noises made his heart skip a beat.

" Don't be scared sweet darling I would never drop you, I'm a verrrrry good flyer"

He reassures letting out a buzz akin to a purr as a nuzzles his nose into your hair.

" Oh it seems we've reached our destination?"

Ingo calls out to his brother, pointing at a large pink flower with droopy petals.

Large was an understatement it easily towered over the tallest trees. Soaking the sun while its pink petals casted on to the three of you as you landed.

Emmet kissed your forehead gently lowering you to the ground.

Feeling the ground once again beneath Your Feet you stretch was the two brothers walk to the massive trunk that is the stalk of the plant.

They inspect the plant their antennae twitching.

" nothing too suspicious... but I do sense a powerful sweet smell coming from somewhere."

Ingo states to his brother.

" You smell it too?"

Emmet closed his eyes before opening them.

" I do... it smells sort of like chocolate or... maybe vanilla, but I do smell something else something more Floral... Roses... Lavander."

"How curious... I deduced it might be coming from the top of the flower. The pollen perhaps?"

Emmet nodded " I agree with you brother"

Ingo and Emmet walked away from the stem looking up at the pedals. As they continue to talk with one another.

You watch from a distance enjoying the fresh air smiling as you enjoy watching your kings do their job.

"Male or female?" Ingo ponders.

Emmet running farther out from under the flower. "ahh... Umm... curious... it produces pollen but it ony has a Florussy."

Ingo hears you bust out laughing as he turns red he immediately shouts scolding at his brother "EMMET!! That is not appropriate language for a royal such as yourself to have!"

Ingo hears you laugh harder as Emmet smirks and points at you " Bullshit! Why can't I use the dirty human slang when our Highness can describe Elesa having a "sweet Bee-ussy""

Your heart sinks immediately, Turning Away not wanting to meet ingo's death gaze. You could feel his eyes burning into the back of your head.

"I will deal with the both of you later..." Ingo growls before sighing, realizing the conversation has been derailed.

"Brother you mentioned that the flower didn't have a Stamen."

" Plant Cock and balls, correct" Emmet says with a straight face. You try to stifle your snort.

Ingo's eyebrows twitch, It's obvious he's just trying to poke his older brother's buttons. but doesn't take the bait. Putting his hands to his mouth as he thinks to himself

" very strange... that means the flower somehow still produces pollen even though it is female"

Immediately Emmet raises his hand pointing up" I advise a closer look!"

"MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!" Ingo yells a little too loud.

They fold out their wings preparing to lift back off.

You got up from your stump " you're going to the top of the flower now? oh that's so cool! can I come too?"

Ingo shakes his head " apologies your highness this is much too dangerous we wouldn't want you to slip and fall..."

The other king nodding in agreement with his brother before chiming in " Stay on the ground where it's safe honey."

You pout but don't protest walking back over to your stump playing around with the much smaller flowers That Grew around the stump

"next stop The Pistil!" Ingo yells before they take off flying to the top of the flower.

~~

You've been waiting down here for more than 10 minutes, starting to run out of things to do. You keep looking back up at the top of the flower wondering if your kings are okay.

You dug your foot into the dirt trying not to think of the worst things that could have happened to your dear Kings.

You here buzzing snapping you out of your thoughts your heart skipping a beat and happiness seeing your kings again, well only Ingo.

You got up from your stump as he begin to approach you. However you seem to notice something was different about him

A yellow powdery substance seem to cling to his black uniforms.

Ingo's pupils are dilated and his movements seem to sway, as they got closer to you you can see his face was flushed a deep red, as he seemed to be out of breath.

Before you can ask where his brother had gone you felt arms wrap around you.

Emmet!

His breath tickling your neck.

"You smell so goood your Majesty~"

He purrs in your ear guiding you and sending you back down on your stump. " sit down Queenie you seem soooo tired."

"Emme-" you gasp as you felt his lips and tongue against your sensitive ears kissing and nipping at them before going down.

When Ingo finally gets to you he's immediately on his knees. His gloved hands groping your legs as he pulls them apart "haha... I'm so so thirsty, do you have anything sweet for me to drink?" Ingo smiles eyes your thighs and hips licking his lips thoughts of biting into your plush thighs invading his mind.

Your face turns bright red, what has gotten into your kings. The bee hybrid behind you coos his hands now going under your shirt. " Tooo cute!"

Emmet leans in whispering filthy things into your ear "This is why you're my faaaavorite fuck toy~"

You whimper your heart's beating faster his words going straight to your core.

You felt hands touch and feel every curve of your body while your pants get slipped off of you.

" let me taste you~ I'll make you feel so good before I pound you in the ground like cock drunk whore." Ingo growls

You practically moan that his sentence Ingo hardly ever degrades even when he does he always seems to apologize afterward. those words coming out of his mouth like that excited you.

Emmet chuckles at your noises his mouth moving to your neck making sure to give the sensitive skin plenty of attention.

" oh? Dear Brother, can it be... that are beloved Royal is actually just a cum hungry slut?"

Ingo moans pressing his face against your clothed sex inhaling your raw sweet scent of arousal.

" you might be right Emmet. Then we must feed them quickly we don't want our royal fuck pet starving"

You let out a moan grinding against Ingo's hand as he pulls your underwear to the side.

"Oh fuck, Ingo Emmet p-please!"

Emmet hums his thumb rolling over your perk nipples as he continues covering your neck in his marks.

"What is it sweet one?" Ingo asks His hot breath between your legs making you shiver.

"I want both of you."

"Sooo greedy~" Emmet coos before sinking his teeth into your shoulder as Ingo begins pleasuring you with his tongue.

Your legs shake as Ingo devours you his tongue extending with each lick wanting more and more of your taste. He eats you with the vigor, while his brother behind you starts manhandling you squeezing your hips pinching your nipples feeling pressing grabbing anything that interested him. All the while he curves is assault back under your ears Whispering more filthy things into them while he licks and sucks your ear lobes.

You Buck your hips grinding yourself into Ingo's mouth, smothering his face with your core. His sweet honey likes saliva making your sensitive core buzz delightfully enhancing your pleasure.

You smell so sweet drowning him in your scent, you squeeze and twitch in his mouth, on his tongue he knows you're close.

"thats it you're doing so good, Cum for me, fill my mouth."

Ingo demand speeding up his hand hitting your thighs encouraging you to explode on his face.

Which you do you fall over that edge his hand harshly slapping your plush thighs over and over as you fill his mouth with your juices.

" it's feeding time dear~" you hear Emmet say as you're lifted and laid over the stump.

Emmet unbuckles his belt his throbbing cock slapping against your face. His Clawed hands brushing through your hair before grabbing.

" and you'll swallow every last drop of me, right dear?"

You nod opening your mouth before Emmet could ask.

"Oh? So obedient, good pet~ you're so good at this~ you're making me feel so verrry good you're perfect~"

Emmet groans sliding his cock inside of your mouth twitching feeling your tongue rub against his shaft.

Ingo lips pepper your ass with kisses " I can never get enough of you, so stunning, so sweet and good for me... I feel so hot~ I need you!" He presses his clothes bulge against your ass his claws digging into your sides letting out breathless huffs he humps against you. " I don't want to enter you just yet~ wanna t-tease my cock, before I reward myself with your tight warm walls. You're my reward sweet thing~"

Emmet gasps his wings flicking as you try to suck him in deeper.

"Y-you want more? You really- really are cock hungry haha" He starts to move pushing himself deeper your mouth warming his cock.

Ingo finally having enough feeling his boxer soak with precum he finally slides both of them off stroking his hard throbbing cock before pressing it against your entrance.

"i-i can't hold back anymore I need to make sure you're sore tomorrow!"

He feels you with one thrust bucking your body into Emmet. You moan around him it's shaft with makes him buck into your mouth.

"Oh! Honey! So good! y-you're going to make me lose control too!"

When you heard this you immediately start moaning pressing your body up against ingo's cock as you suck harder on Emmet's.

Emmet chokes "Hah! I- I think they want us to lose control"

Ingo snarls his hand smacking your ass " do you want that your highness do you want us to breed you?"

" carve your holes with our cocks?"

Ingo's new dirty talk is really getting to you...

Whatever this yellow pollen stuff from that flower was made your sweet King bees completely different people.

Pneumon in response with made Emmet take his cock out of your throat for a second.

"talk whore"

You cough getting a minute to catch your breath "Please fill me up I want nothing more than to be filled with your cum"

Emmet breath goes heavy immediately filling your mouth back up with his cock.

"F-fuck! Y-you a-are so verrrry cute!" He says grabbing a festival of your hair as he begins thrusting hard into your mouth.

Your eyes roll back as you feel Ingo speed up as well, slamming himself as deep as he could inside of you deep and hard thrusts hitting every spot making your toes curl in your back arch.

Your screams are muffled as you cream on Ingo's cock, your insides clamping down on him milking him for all he's worth.

"O-oh H-highness... you're, too good, gonna to make me-! F-fuck!"

You felt every hot load shoot deep inside of you. "S-so much!" Ingo sobs even after he filled you so full he's still cumming letting out a grown of disappointment when some of his seed spills onto the floor . However Ingo doesn't stop, only slowing down bucking with each pulse of his cock, to instead begin pounding faster riding out his orgasm "S-so good! More! M-mooore!"

Your muffled squeals make Emmet shake, his eyes rolling back as he fills your throat with sticky hot seed, soon overflowing your mouth making you drool White.

Emmet growls in frustration at your wasteful behavior

"T-take it! take it all! You said you were hungry, drink more!"

Your bees begin to get more ravenous with each orgasm they swapped places before taking you on different parts of the ground.

You are surely going to be sore tomorrow or maybe for a whole week.

Distinctly remember Ingo staying true to his words, your nails digging into the dirt while he uses your hole as his fleshlight.

Or Emmet folding your legs in half pounding down into you.

Well... maybe not as distinctly The hours begin to blur as morning turned into dusk when the pollen started to finally wear off.

You were covered in cum and yellow pollen.

The twins laying on the ground away from you exhausted beyond belief.

They concluded that the pollen does not affect humans, but to bee hybrids a powerful aphrodisiac effect that lasts for hours.

You were covered in pollen so they probably had to wash you off in a nearby spring before bringing you back to the hive. No doubt the drones were absolutely worried for their kings and Royal.

Seeing how much their Royal enjoyed their time together with the pollen....

and how affectionate they were when they got home. They will be sending a team to collect and study the pollen for urm... research.

As for the Royal and Emmet...

After a week of the Royals recovery from uuh... B-back pain... Ingo forced them and Emmet to take a weeks worth of Botany class with the head of the agriculture Department.

[lovelytsunoda]

featherweight // alexander albon

summary: nsfw thoughts about alexander albon and feathers. as well as me rambling about how soft and romantic that i think he is because you should know by now that i am a hopeless romantic.

author's note: blame @magnummagnussen, the brainrot is her fault. these are expansions upon a conversation we had at ten o clock at night when we really should have been productive members of society.

also i did far too much research into this topic and had to wipe my browser history before someone found out about this.

i think that alexander albon is a die hard romantic

i also don't think that i would say he's very kinky, there's just kind of like this one thing

he's into positive sensory things, like silks and velvets and feathers

like, soft and sweet things that still allow him to be a romantic motherfucker

candles and rose petals anyone?

is my romantic side showing yet

"babe, you've been staring at the thread count for twenty five minutes now."

"i only want the softest thread count! we're too good for subpar sheets."

egyptian cotton, silk, flannel

whatever his girl wants, he's got it all in the linen closet somewhere

a million candles and diffusers

the entire room smells like the pillsbury dough boy's ass the first time because he misread a recipe for getting your house to smell like vanilla

fake rose petals on the bed because they don't stain the way that real ones do

glasses of sparkling fruit juices on the nightstand

a plate of lindor chocolates

where do the feathers come in you ask? right about now.

he just wants to make her feel fucking euphoric.

it's slow and deliberate and sensual

with a focus on the sensations

lying naked next to each other in bed, a feather tickler in his hand

he's on his side, she's on her back, one arm reaching behind alex's head to tangle in his platinum blonde hair

he's kissing her softly as he runs the feather's up and down her arm

listening to her soft hums, and the occasional giggle

"i love you,y/n."

gently brushing the feathers over her perky nipples

just enough pressure to get her to whine for him

his end goal, while also trying to make her feel as good as physically possible

is to make her whine and beg and whimper for him

because there is a very small part of him that is sadistic like that :)

"tell me what you want, princess." he hums, peppering kisses to her thigh as he tickles the feather over her clit

"you, alex. please, i just want you to take me."

"since you asked me so nicely, pretty girl. let me love on you, yeah?"

he also uses the feathers when he's in a sillier, goofier mood

he just wants her to laugh and smile and giggle

using the fluffiest feather's he can find to creep up behind her when she's doing something mundane and normal

like the dishes or the laundry.

"alex!" she would squeal as he giggles, running the singular massive feather over her skin. "knock it off, i have work to finish."

"you can take a break for ten minutes, princess."

that typically ends with alex's head between her thighs, tongue fucking her into oblivion until his jaw aches

or with her riding his cock, hisi hands gripping her thighs so tight they leave marks

smiling and moaning into kisses

"i love you, baby."

"i love you more, princess."

something sweet followed up with something cheeky like

"and i love your sweet pussy almost as much."

which gets him a playful smack on the chest before she snaps back with something equally as smart-alecky

"bold of you to assume that i don't love your incredible cock more than your bubbly personality."

"oh, we both know that my incredible cock complements my personality wonderfully."

thigh. high. stockings.

and i'll just leave that thought there. alex is a fucking man-whore for thighs

the most romantic and sensual lover on the planet

i rest my case.

[watsername]

OOHOHOHO VERY GOOD and since we have similar taste imma need u to give us all recs or simply share all ur faves! I really wanted to order some again so i might as well ask an expert

alright let’s cover what bases we can . highlighting names for ppl who don’t want to read

for fruit tea i love the peach raspberry rose i use this one for iced tea too but i tend to leave it brewing in the fridge overnight for better flavour . very berry crush is the store best seller however .

. oh girl this is going to be long .

no added flavouring-

ok for black tea really depends on your strength preference my personal favourite is scottish breakfast (on the website as assam tgfop1 2nd flush ) i love assam its full bodied and malty it’s a single origin and anice alternative to english breakfast blends . darjeeling is a nice delicate black tea if you’re not a fan of super malty teas . indian origin teas are my favourite . margaret’s hope first flush darjeeling should be coming in soon too that’s a very exclusive tea only harvested in one area of the darjeeling province one month if the year so it’s very limited stock and £24 . returns every summer .

there’s japanese green teas we have genmaicha, gyokuro and sencha asigiri, as well as our classic green tea blend . personally i like genmaicha .

speciality teas we also have formosa jade oolong and silver needle white tea but the STAR of the show is milk oolong. she’s so phenomenal she’s £19 but she’s a gorgeous high altitude oolong delicate and creamy texture with buttery caramel notes its one of the best taiwanese teas i’ve ever had

fruity

black tea? piccadilly blend - strawberry rose and lotus flower . lovely fruit and floral blend with a delicate black tea base . her sister is covent garden blend which is black tea with peach and apricot with safflower and marigold petals . blood orange crush is also so so so good and has dried blood orange chunks in it it’s fierce

green- CHERRY BLOSSOM !!! she’s so gorgeous she’s a large leaf green tea with sakura petals and the most delectable a cherry scent and flavour i literally make samples of this for anyone i can it’s so so so good . mango and bergamot is probably the best seller tho

other- peach oolong she’s fierce . it’s pretty sweet and it’s such a fragrant tea literally it’s so good . we recently got in coconut oolong too which is limited edition it’s been pretty popular

floral

black - english rose is a classic . black tea with rose and slightly sweet too . orange blossom is good with the cute citrusy notes and fragrance

not many for green tbh but for other there’s a chelsea garden white tea which we recently just got in teabags which is white tea with rose (i like the rose teas)

spices/herbal

black tea- chilli chai is one of my all time faves but be careful bc the chilli really does hit the back of your throat if you’re not expecting it but it’s so warm and comforting . rhe classic spiced chai is a good alternative it’s your standard masala black tea and it’s really good on cold and rainy days especially.

for no caffeine there’s a few herbal mainly on the w wall in the large loose leaf caddies but if you ask for cinnamon vanilla chai or turkish apple or vanilla honeybush and orange they’re some of my favourites . there’s some rooibos if ur into that but i think only rainforest rooibos and blueberry rooibos are available

i don’t drink coffee so we are skipping that .

hot chocolate

for milk chocolate i think salted caramel (tastes like a crunchy) and cookies and cream (tastes like oreos) are my fave . coconut is limited edition and the best seller rn

for white . sticky toffee pudding is the way to go . raspberry ripple if also fierce it tastes like melted raspberry ripple ice cream

for instant teas

we got a bunch of new ones in and they’re all really fierce. lychee and rose, sour cherry and cranberry raspberry. literally cannot go wrong with any of them . turkish apple is my fave from the regular line

i think that’s it

[undertale-writing-times]

What do they smell like?

Uhh.. E...everyone?

I tried to do all of them lol.

Sans: I'd say ketchup tbh lol

Papyrus: Hmmm maybe oil? I'm not all that sure. Most likely oil though. And sauce.

Blueberry: He smells like sauce! From cooking as well as oregano and a faint scent of berries.

Stretch: He smells like oranges! As well as honey.

Red: Mustard, oil, and ash for some reason.

Edge: I feel like he would smell like fancy cologne and strawberries. The strawberry one is a lot weaker. Oh! And sawdust

Axe: I would say… hmmm… you know, most likely the scent of dirt, cut grass, and strangely a strong scent of cinnamon.

Noodle: Rich patchouli, black pepper, and sandalwood blended with hints of vanilla.

Lord: Coffee, Lavender, and that's pretty much it.

Mutt: kumquats and oranges!

King: I would say… watermelon! Mixed with wine.

Alpha: It might be shocking, but he smells like clean clothes, and clean sheets and such.

Overlord: Smells like fancy soap, for some reason.

Pup: he would smell like sugarcookies and just those basic candies. Just really sugary.

Commander: I think pine trees? For some reason.

Hound: Honeycrisp apple cider.

Chief: He smells like coconut, lemon, and just a basic sweet scent.

Wolf: Dirt mostly lol and a few different woody scents.

Royal: he smells like gunpowder, and fire. As well as just... metal.

Fang: Dirt, soot, and a few other things from underground. He smells pretty nice.

Prince: jasmine, wild rose, and sandalwood!

Canine: Oh! Sweet creamy coconut, hints of vanilla, and hints of musk. He smells really nice.

Leader: fresh water with hints of floral notes. Think sorta like uhh… gain laundry detergent?

Beast: think STRAWBERRY and creme shampoo. Like the kind you can buy from the dollar tree.

Grandeur: He smells so much like really fancy cream.

Behemoth: Brownies, marshmallows, and caramel.

Tycoon: He smells like brown sugar for whatever reason.

Brute: He smells like herbs and flowers! Mostly like... really earthy.

Cloud: He smells like a fresh rainfall.

Bat: smells a lot like roasted marshmallow :)

Superior: Lavender, crisp lemon leaves, and fresh apple.

Exo: He smells like he rolls around in fallen leaves lol.

Brilliance: Lavender for sure. Plus hints of blackberry and lemon.

Werewolf: similar to lily of the valley, violet, and lavender.

Vivid: Orange zest and nectarine with a hint of pink rose scent.

Lycan: He smells like salt water and suntan lotion.

Ruler: Green apple candy!

Pooch: I would say he smells like matches and mint.

Sheriff: He smells like honey and gunpowder.

K9: He smells like rose petals steeped in honey. It has hints of raspberry and leather.

Crowned: I'd say maybe bourbon mixed with nutmeg and pine

Whelp: Hmmm I'd say sweet almonds, cherries, and vanilla beans!

Dynast: Fresh dew, flower gardens, herbs, and light earthy tones.

Mongrel: Musk mixed with fresh amber

Cosmos: Vanilla, cinnamon, clove, and nutmeg.

Galaxy: He smells like smoke and ice cream

Nightmare: For some reason I feel like he would smell like old apples, like not rotten, but like… old.

Dream: His scent changes to be whatever is your favorite scent! :D

Passive: He smells like old trees, old books, and a few other things.

Oxi: You know those spicy candies? Fireball candy? Yeah, that's it.

Sleeper: Strong lemongrass, bergamot, and citrus

Coma: Maple pancakes, apples, and cinnamon

Gloom: He smells like dark chocolate.

Wiseguy: Fancy cigars, fancy bourbon, and smoke.

Bones: I think he would smell like peony rose and vanilla!

Clip: He smells like roses, fancy bourbon, and chocolate.

Books: He smells like old books a lot.

Crank: He smells a lot like smoke. Under all that smoke, he smells like soap.

Envy: fresh cedarwood, patchouli, rich leather, sandalwood, exotic amber and musk.

Pride: bay leaves with orange peel and zest. Hints of gunpowder.

Calamity: He smells like black cherries! As well as gunpowder and dirt.

Tragedy: Rich leather and blazing cinnamon.

Crisis: They would smell like hydrogen peroxide and some other stuff that is used to clean wounds and clean up messes. Really strong lemon.

Field: He smells like dirt, grass, and leather.

Crop: Fresh mint with white musk.

Diva: Cigar smoke, fancy drinks, fruity scents and roses.

Charm: Sweet fresh coconut and citrus with orange, pineapple, and cherries.

Corn: He falls asleep in the dirt a lot so… dirt :)

Harvest: Smells like geranium, bergamot, and rich spices. Hints of amber and wood.

Sheep: He smells like blueberry muffins! :D

Duster: He smells like oil, grass, dirt, and farm things.

Lover: He smells like fruits and rich florals. Rich chocolate and amber.

Hearts: Fresh roses! Hints of strawberries too.

Beau: Sort of smells like bubblegum? Not exactly sure.

Dreamboat: Bourbon mixed marshmallows!

Reap: Coffee, dead roses, and light dirt.

David: He smells like grass, leaves, and other plants.

Wraith: He has a faint scent of burning wood.

Screen: Butterscotch!

Keys: Sweet, rich, brown sugar baked vanilla, and cocoa powder.

Chua: I'd say he smells like pennies for some reason.

Dracul: He smells like just... heat.

Shifter: they have no scent at all.

Streams: smells like sugar cookies with buttercream icing.

Social: He wears a lot of different types of perfume :)

Maiden: I think baby powder for some reason

Vestal: He smells like white roses, and milk chocolate

Eros: You know those giant lollipops? He smells like that.

Aphro: Rich coffee with hints of cream, spice, and roasted scents.

Venus: It's too faint to really tell

Cuddles: Warm spices, cinnamon, clove, and nutmeg.

Astra: Lavender and Lilac

Alioth: Campagne, nectarine, and blackcurrant.

Sugar: the smell of white chocolate, vanilla, and blue razzberry.

Sweetie: White chocolate and vanilla.

Cross: chocolate, metal, and hints of dirt and cut grass.

Error: no scent really.

Ink: it changes depending on his emotion :)

Fairy: sugar cookies!

Splat: He smells like paint and sadness lol

Fresh: no scent.

Rad: Same.

Fresh Ink: No smell.

Dusty: He smells like dirt, pine, and woodsmoke

Powder: honey mostly with hints of nuts.

Cupid: chocolate, woodsmoke, and hints of cinnamon

Fragment: Just blueberries.

Stardust: Sweet milk chocolate, hints of butter, creamy vanilla, and hints of smoke.

Shooting Star: Smells like walnuts and gunpowder.

Killer: For some reason, vanilla but a hint of what smells like tar.

Passion: Fried pastry with cinnamon, sugar, caramel, and hints of creamy dark chocolate.

Desire: thick scent of leather and smoke.

Feral: a strong scent of dirt and oil, metal too.

Sharp: Same as Feral but mostly dirt.

Oak: He smells strongly of dirt and strangely vanilla.

Sunflower: Gun Powder, leaves, and mud.

Supernova: Burnt almond cookies and iron.

Sunspot: sweet stuff. Mostly sugar and tea.

Snackers: He smells like Pepper for some reason...

Butcher: A strong scent of honey, like gross strong, and they do that to cover the scent of blood even if it isn't there anymore, they can still smell it.

Bud: He smells like flowers and grass :D

Vine: Same as Bud.

Strawberry: Smells like many different types of fruit.

Beloved: Animal Hide, Leather, smoke, and light perfume

Mercy: old papers and ink.

Ashes: Freshly-turned Soil

Rigel: strong smell of mint.

Vega: Line-dried Laundry, and Copper

Daydream: Sweet apple scent that’s way too strong. 

Delusion: he smells like clean clothes and sheets. A really relaxing scent like hints of lavender and such like that.

Mur: Blood Orange and lemon. Leather too.

Solar: Sun-soaked Sand and sunflowers

Nightfall: Melting Chocolate, Wildflowers, and Mahogany

Sunset: leaves, bark, and violet.

Scarlet: coal, smoke, and leather. 

Leopard: iron, smoke, and it smells like blood.

Rosy: Maple syrup! :D

Shadow: the scent is VERY faint and is sort of like a light tar smell

Cinnabar: He smells like spicy cinnamon.

Lace: Has a weird scent of snow

Lamp: Poppies and other flowers

Shade: violets and lavender.

Chills: Damp Earth, hot chocolate, and whipped cream scents. 

Shiver: oil and the smell of something burning.

Slay: I'd say iron, dust, and faint scent of honey but smells a lil gross.

Nymph: Strawberries, freshly cut grass, and the nice smell of dirt.

Fae: smells like good hay and sweets.

Empire: he smells like freshly picked apples!

Aquatica: has a faint smell of the ocean and sun-warmed sand.

Skillet: He smells like burnt food lol

Determ: A strong and overwhelming scent of strawberries.

Orion: he smells like sweet smelling welding fumes and burning metal.

Altair: has a faint scent of raspberries and rum.

Astrophel: Raspberries, apples, and just a lot of random fruits.

Atlas: he smells like just... strong smell of fresh air.

Soul: Oranges, cream, and blueberries.

Chains: Cinnamon and spicy scents. He smells like a pepper.

[hirukochan]

Aaah i’m the fragrances anon. thank you for the answer. always happy to read writers rambles about their ocs!

so if you don’t mind…i have another heehee

for freya, dove, harrie, and snape!

What are some of their favorite desserts or treats?

What are their favorite/must have purchase from honeydukes?

What type of tea is their favorite/go to (green tea? earl grey? roasted black? do they like it hot or iced?) and what stuff do they put in their tea? (lemon?milk?sugar content?honey?)

*inserting my opinion: black jasmine with any citrus sweetened ice tea is superior*🤭 you can share about yours too!

i just love reading about the little things from ocs behind story. for me things like this just added more depth to their story🤌🤌🤌 -🤍🤍🤍

Hi again!

Freya

1. She likes a nice Eton Mess with fresh berries but I also like to think her friend Luise made her a proper Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte once and she loves it ever since! She has Luise make her some German dessert whenever they visit each other. Bienenstich is her second favourite! It’s a scrumptious cake made from a yeast dough with an almond-sugar crust that caramelises while baking and is filled with a vanilla creme.

2. Skeletal sweets - she’d find it extremely funny and her friends always wonder why??? Are you laughing??? Also the Chocolate Skeletons.

3. Any tea Snape makes. Snape’s teas are tiny little potions! The teas he gave her for Christmas are her all time favourite. Especially the for studying tea blend he made for her with nettles, mint, rosemary and dried pieces of orange peel. With a bit of honey or pure.

Dove

She is a bit tricky, she’s a reader-insert after all but in my mind it’s this

1. She doesn’t really have one…chocolate cake might be. Light fruit tarts. She doesn’t have much of a sweet tooth because she was never allowed to have sugar.

2. She wasn't allowed to go to Honeydukes so Snape would have to take her and keep encouraging her to pick something for herself. She’d probably be way too overwhelmed and afraid and Snape would end up telling the owner to put together a small bag with his best selling candies and they take a stroll around the forest surrounding Honeydukes while they try the different treats. I think she’d like the no-melt-icecream. Going to Fortescue’s ice cream parlour with her sisters was a fond memory and while it’s not bitter sweet it would remind her of their utter joy that day. She’d find the ice-mice funny! And probably also the Glacial Snow Flakes.

3. Unsweetened rose petal tea, both as a hot tea with a few treats or as an iced tea in the garden, watching over the girls 🥰

Harrie

1. Treacle tart. It’s Treacle tart

2. The standards: Chocolate Frogs, Chocolate Wands, Sugar Quills and some Pumpkin Pasties for late night snack cravings.

3. I don’t think Harrie is much of a tea drinker. Maybe some heavily sweetened wild berry tea that tastes like molten candy 🤣

Snape

1. White chocolate mousse. The Hogwarts house elves make a big bowl everyday for dinner. It sits on the teacher’s table and all professors know better than to try and touch it. Snape gets defensive about his white chocolate mousse. Lockhart took some of it back in Harrie’s second year. Snape didn’t say anything at the time but all the other teachers audibly gasped and the next day he quite suddenly and unexpectedly fell ill with the nastiest cold Poppy had ever seen. 

Lockhart learnt two lessons from that: Don’t touch Snape’s chocolate mousse and don’t leave your cup unattended around Snape in the staff room.

2. White chocolate in any form it comes. And he is quite fond of the Peppermint Toads, both things he’d deny vehemently. No student ever sees him enter Honeydukes. He either goes in like ten minutes before closing on a wednesday or he sends an owl to pick up his order. Look, he needs his sugar rush to deal with the atrocious writing skills of his students.

3. Despite being a terrible tea snob his favourite is a cup of scorching hot, proper builder’s tea. Very strong black tea, very little milk, rarely any sugar. He drinks it without letting it cool down enough. 

When his father was drinking it in the kitchen, tiny Sev knew it would be a good day so he has gotten quite fond of it and continues to stock the same super cheap teabag his father had. 

Apart from that he likes a nice Oolong. He drinks it pure since adding anything would insult the flavour profile in his opinion. He takes his time to prepare it properly, re-brews it several times to get the most out of his tea, enjoying each new unique flavour with every re-brew. He doesn’t grade when drinking this tea. He just sits in his favourite spot and enjoys his tea. It’s a rare indulgence but one that keeps him sane. 

No iced tea. Never. It’s a sin against all tea in his eyes.

My favourite tea is Lady Grey! It’s a less bitter version of Earl Grey with dried lemon and orange peel. A bit of sugar, a little splash of milk and I’m happy.

I also love strawberry-mint tea but only as loose tea! That one makes a nice cold-brew tea as well. I drink often drink that during summer 🥰.

I don’t like pure jasmine tea but my favourite boba tea is green tea with jasmine!

[the-golden-ghost]

hii hope you're doing well! i've been thinking about trying new teas lately, do you have a top five/ten favourite teas?

Let's see...

I tend to get them from Adagio teas since the delivery is quick and I like their blends, so all will be from there.

Lucid Moonlight; a blend of earl grey, hazelnut, cocoa, vanilla, and cinnamon. Absolutely heavenly.

Bella Luna; earl grey and coconut. Sounds weird but it's SO good

Strawberry lemonade iced; an iced tea which I just recently got into their iced teas and this one's the best so far. Strawberry pieces with lemon peel and I believe lemongrass in there too. Delightful

Butterscotch; my family loves this one because of the smell and are always remarking on how good it smells (and it does!) It tastes like a sweet butterscotch candy. I don't know how they managed to do the flavor of this one but it's awesome.

Valentine; contains rose petals, strawberry, and cocoa. The effect is like a chocolate-dipped strawberry sprinkled with rose petals and it is decadent.

Honeybush blueberry pancake; I love honeybush tea and this one's blended with blueberries and does have that kind of woody/grain flavor of the honeybush so blueberry pancake is accurate.

White toasted coconut; I don't usually like white teas that much but this one goes pretty hard. It's a light flavor like all white teas are but the very faint sweet coconut works well with it

Leo; they do teas named for the zodiac signs. The Leo one is oolong and rooibos with orange and vanilla. It tastes kinda like a creamsicle!

Lapsang souchong; a tea that tastes like woodsmoke in the best possible way.

Earl grey lavender; like it says; earl grey with lavender flowers to flavor it. The effect is really good.

[lovlidollie]

what i think each of the !readers smell like ☆⌒(ゝ。∂)

dollie!reader - sweet ; vanilla cake, rose petals, white musk, honey, freshly baked bread, cream, spun sugar, fresh berries

— perfumes ; dior miss dior blooming bouquet, prada candy, yves saint laurent mon paris

crybaby!reader - soft ; baby powder, rosewater, almond milk, clean sheets, warm cotton, sticky rice

— perfumes ; byredo blanche, dior hypnotic poison, serge lutens un bois vanille

kitty!reader - heady ; blackcurrants, smoky amber, praline, silk, bourbon, dark chocolate, creme brûlée

— perfumes ; tom ford tobacco vanille, diptyque eau duelle, mugler angel muse

pogue!reader - fresh ; sea spray, fresh soil, dewy grass, driftwood, bonfires, citrus, wet sand, coconut milk, wildflowers

— perfumes ; hermès un jardin sur le nil, dolce & gabbana light blue, creed virgin island water

whimsy!reader - earthy ; old books, black coffee, vanilla beans, chamomile, petrichor, lavender, warm hugs

— perfumes ; guerlain mon guerlain, tom ford vanille fatale, maison margiela replica coffee break

brat!reader - sexy ; sour cherries, cigarette smoke, vanilla smirnoff, leather, new lipstick, cinnamon gum, banknotes

— perfumes ; carolina herrera very good girl glam, frederic malle portrait of a lady, kayali invite only amber 23

[pof203]

A Summoner Birthday

Special Quest: Snow

My, such a picturesque place. I can see why you wanted to bring me here.

Yes. This place may just be zeroes and ones, it's still very special.

You brought Snow to the virtual fairytale world for some fun.

Snow: I have a feeling that we might find something interesting in town. Why don't we stay here?

Lupin: I don't see why not. Let's see what's here.

With that, you and Snow just wonder around Candyland.

A short while later, you and Snow find yourselves at the dessert station where treats are made.

Snow: This looks promising. Perhaps I can make something for my darling master here. I wonder how it enters the real world.

Lupin: Kurogane says the food here can be printed in the real world. If you really want to bring it back to Claude.

Snow: That's marvelous. Perhaps we shall make a chocolate soufflé. It's one of his favorites.

Lupin: Okay, let's do it.

And so, you and Snow begin working on your soufflés.

As you work on your soufflé, you see Snow's is a bit too perfect.

Lupin: You know, it never hurts to be a little creative. I'm sure even Claude would understand.

Snow: Oh, I could never do that. I don't want to do anything that may not turn out well for my darling master.

Lupin: So you won't even decorate it?

Snow: ... Well, I might add some touches to it to make it look grand. Nothing is too good for my darling master.

Lupin: Here, why don't I help you?

A little later after your soufflés are backed, the time came to decorate them. You decided to add whipped cream and top it off with a strawberry. Then, you look over to Snow's soufflé which he simply covers in powdered sugar.

Lupin: Is that all? Remember what I just said.

Snow: Forgive me.

Snow looks around to see what else he could put on his soufflé. Finally, his eyes land on a bowl of cherries.

Snow: How about these cherries? They seem different enough.

Lupin: It's a good start. How about these?

You show Snow a bowl of orange slices.

Snow: (unsure) I'm not sure how my darling master would react to oranges. How about these mint leaves? They seem nice.

Lupin: That would make it a little too minty. But I suppose if you want garnish, these lemon balm leaves might do the trick.

Snow: Or maybe these lavender sprigs. But then again, it's now the master's color. Maybe these rose petals?

Lupin: That could work, too.

So, you help Snow decorate his soufflé for Claude. When you are finished, you see that Snow's soufflé might look a little out there.

Lupin: Well, at least it's not plain.

Snow: I'm not sure. Will my darling master like this? I found that sometimes, simplicity is key.

Lupin: How about a taste test? Then we might see.

So, you and Snow taste the soufflé... It did not taste the way neither of you expected.

Lupin: (a bit disgusted) Ugh. The lemon balm did not go well with the chocolate.

Snow: (also a bit disgusted) Or the cherries.

Lupin: I guess just adding powdered sugar was somewhat a good idea. Maybe we should try again.

A little later, you and Snow remake his soufflé in which you just add powdered sugar. It tasted just wonderfully.

Lupin: (pleased) You were right. Simplicity is key.

Snow: I am glad to hear it. But what of your soufflé? Are you planning to present it to Wakan Tanka?

Lupin: I'm not sure. As an athlete, he usually eats healthy things. And when he does eat sweets, it's usually small chocolates or vanilla ice-cream. He even takes the occasional fruitcake. The only time he would eat something like this is during Christmas and that's usually short cake. I think this will be the first time I'll be giving him something like this.

Snow: Well, I'm sure whatever you give him, he will love it, since it came from you.

Lupin: I'm sure he will.

Snow: Though I must say, with my soufflé, it was nice to express myself a bit.

Lupin: I don't think I've ever seen you express yourself that much. You usually just do things for Claude.

Snow makes a small smile, knowing this is true.

Snow: I rarely show just who I really am to others, including my darling master. But when I met you, I sometimes find it hard to bottle up my emotions. Then, I have to remember that some emotions are not meant to be bottled up. There will come a time when you must set those emotions free. You showed me that.

Lupin: I just don't think that Claude would want to be with someone who isn't true to himself. I know I wouldn't.

Snow: Yes. I opened up to you and you love me for it. I often wonder if I should do the same with my master. Should I be true to myself in front of him? I feared I would not like the answer. But perhaps maybe I could be wrong. I want to be honest with him. I know you are honest with him.

Lupin: Yeah. When I first met you and Claude, I didn't know what to think. I always thought you both were just these hard-hearted Guild Masters just because your Guild fights a lot. But after getting to know you, I now know there is more to you than what you seem. You included.

Snow: Yes. It's times like these... I'm happy that you came into my master's study and told the truth. I think you for that. It shows just how much that I love you and him.

Lupin: (happy) And I love you, two.

You both embrace each other. Though his name is Snow, you have never felt such warmth from him, save for Wakan Tanka. You both know how much your hearts are connected.

After putting the last touches on your soufflés, you both decide to return home.

[roomaterecipes]

Nut brittle that slaps

Another bougie sounding treat that takes a few snacks and elevates them to look fancy

4 tablespoons butter divided, plus more for greasing baking sheet if your not using spray, pro tip:use the spray also use aluminum foil with spray and it comes off like a dream

a solid pinch of saffron threads, not necassry but adds color, a little dimension and like I said sounds fancy (by far the most expensive ingredient but can also be used in rice and couscous)

1 tablespoon vanilla extract, I personally always use the Good stuff like a vanilla bean paste or powder but dealers choice

1/2 salt, dont over salt as you may want to add salt on top for an extra kick and looks

Pistachios, Honestly i get shelled one because Damn are the shells a pain but you do you im not a cop Almonds, i prefer whole ones that i personally chop into chunks/ powder but slivered works too

1/2 cup granulated sugar

1/2 cup packed light brown sugar

1/2 cup light corn syrup

1/2 cup water

1 tablespoon rose extract, this adds a bit of a floral note and I'm not familiar with this ingredient or its strength so I err'ed on caution. But if you are a more deft hand or prefer a stronger floral taste you can punch it up a bit.

1 teaspoon baking soda

When making candy id advised NOT to fuck around with the oils/sugars and baking soda unless 1: you know what your doing 2: you have the ability to fuck around and find out without it be a body blow (mentally, emotionally, fiscally or cleaning wise 3: Your G-ds specialest little beings and the ancestors are guiding your hands as you eyeball things. Step 1 : chop and toast your nuts, Chop to your desired finess and put in the pan you plan to do the sugars in later. Toast them dry for a bit and then add in the 2 tablespoons of butter and saffron if you have that. Keep an eye on those fuckers they turn nasty if burnt. Afterwards scrap them out into a bowl and put aside for later Step 2: This is the candy making, Toss in your sugars, syrup, 2 tablespoons of butter and rose water, stirring with a silicon tool frequently, don't forget to scrape the sides and bottom. You may have noticed at this point I haven't mentioned a candy thermometer that's because we don't need one. Get a clear glass, preferably one you don't super care about or can go in the dishwasher/soak. Fill it 2/3's of the way up with cool/cold water and keep a utensil nearby. When you feel the sugar/ butter mixture is getting to temp (usually from 10-20 minutes depending on your stove and heat, I aim for med-med high as it gives me time to set things up) your going to take some of the mixture on your spatula and let it drip into the water, once it forms a soft ball stage thats when we proceed. Step 3: toss in baking soda, it will foam, perhaps even drastically always use a pot or pan thats decently tall (if you think its too tall reconsider for a moment and reassess i usually go for 'twice as tall as the sugar syrup and mix but you do want a good amount of surface area for the bottom) as this can go sideways real fast when hot molten sugar spills all over the place Step 4: Toss in your nuts and vanilla, this is go time. Keep stirring and scraping the bottom. Were aiming for hard ball/crack stage which is when your syrup mixture when dripped into the water is hard and barely/if at all malleable. Step 5: pour into your tin and spread, the thinner brittle is . Tip to make this fancier give it the holiday crack treatment, line your tray with crackers (butter crackers are extra fancy but saltines are also perfect and put some dark chocolate on it. If your broiler works just pop that on and shake the chocolate on your spread out brittle and pop it under for a minutes or so to help it spread more easily. Sprinkle witth a little coarse salt, maybe some rose petals or extra chopped nuts if you want it to have that extra oomph. Let cool fully and break apart. Imagine your some artic explorer trying to chip through ice with a small pointy knife and a blunt object to chisel it apart. Step 6: Enjoy

[loki-wants-an-army]

BTS as vibes? Put me in, coach!

Namjoon: Well aged tomes of wistful prose wrapped in gold leaf and hand inked grape vines. A rose, petals still sweet, delicately pressed and dried between pages. Rum and coke. A faint hint of jasmine and palm fronds. Jin: Sweet mango, morning dew, crisp mountain air, and the call of birdsong. Moon beams. Being wrapped up in a fuzzy hoodie, or sprawling out on a warm patch of earth. Cotton candy art and arcade games. Yoongi: Dandelion meadows. Whiskey, honey, and warm leather. Gravel. A soft touch from rough hands. Petrichor. Piano wire. Orange blossoms and Madagascar vanilla. The smooth hiss of ocean waves meeting a pebble beach. Hobi: Citrus and ginger spice. Pine and clear, rushing river water. Warmth glittering in a thousand colors through cut crystal, fireflies dancing, and laughter caught in a breeze. Bright sunglasses with dark lenses. Jimin: Peaches and chamomile. Padding barefoot across smooth, lemon-polished floors. Lullabies softly hummed in the morning. Homemade birthday cake. A fresh snowstorm briefly swirling through the doorway. Taehyung: A low fire in a hearth. Rich caramel, sweet wine. The deep, velvety blue of midnight in late July. Shining instrument brass, high ceilings, and twirling delicately in strong arms. Autumn leaves crunching underfoot. Jungkook: cherries, almonds, hickory, and something slightly metallic. Mirages rolling off an engine purring hot. Sea salt, soft cotton, and star light. A bittersweet siren song. Chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven.

I spent more time than I'd care to admit thinking these over, but I'm glad I did.

What I think it would be like to kiss each BTS member (vibes only)

Namjoon: The last days of spring before summer; a lark in flight; being young; daydreams

Seokjin: The scent of roses; moonlit balconies; milk chocolate truffles; neoclassical sculptures

Yoongi: Rainfall; strings and woodwinds; the hush before dawn; a crackling fire

Hoseok: Lemonade; wind chimes; jumping from a swing; passing notes in class

Jimin: Wishes on dandelions; tinkling bells; crepuscular rays of sunlight; freshly picked strawberries

Taehyung: Warm coffee; pomegranates; whispered midnight conversations; sidewalks strewn with autumn leaves

Jungkook: High dives; rum and coke; skinny dipping; laundry fresh from the dryer

I'm curious to see what other people think! If you feel so inclined, reblog with your alternatives/additions! 😁💕

[crinkly-spinkly]

Fuck it. Mengine scents.

This small perfume business has the widest array and most accurate scent descriptions I've ever experienced. I have a good handful of their collection, and here's what I think these seven idiots would smell like.

Edward

Aziraphale (of course) - marshmallow-topped hot cocoa, rice, wool, crêpes, leather-bound antique books, and old, wooden bookcases.

Wuthering Heights - lavender, vanilla, spectral musks, vetiver, tonka, jasmine, tea leaves, oakmoss.

Inspiration: Wuthering Heights (K. Bush)

A Deal With God - fougère accord, olibanum, vanillin, black tea, amber, bois d'encense, tonka, myrrh, benzoin, peru balsam, geosmin, patchouli.

Inspiration: Running Up That Hill (K. Bush)

Lavender London Fog - earl grey tea, steamed milk, vanilla, lavender simple syrup.

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - an essential oil/naturals-only aromatherapy blend, also used in my Dream Balm: Roman chamomile, Bulgarian lavender, bergamot, petitgrain, black frankincense, cedarwood, palmarosa, Peru balsam, dark patchouli, sweet orange, neroli, lemon eucalyptus, ylang ylang, clary sage, mysore wood, German chamomile, benzoin, armoise, hops flower, red mandarin, rosewood, tangerine, white sage, cardamom, and jatamansi. (Not safe for those who are pregnant/nursing.)

Southern Hospitali-tea - sweet tea, marionberry scones, freshly-made strawberry preserves.

Tabula Rasa (essential oil blend) - lemongrass, lemon, bergamot, sage, citronella, gingergrass, palmarosa, clove, lavender, vetiver, white sage*, cinnamon leaf.

Honey-Buttered Crumpets - lightly toasted English muffins, slathered with homestyle creamed honey butter, a *light* smattering of baking spices, and a pinch of sea salt.

Morning Star - thick, rich golden orbs of amber, vanilla, whipped cream accord.

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James

Fougère Accord - My prized, personal house-blended fougère (also used as part of the Wuthering Heights blend): Bulgarian lavender, silvanone, oakmoss absolute, vetiver, tonka, jasmine, cetalox, bergamot, vanillin.

Corpse Bride - black roses, white amber, damp earth, vanilla, tonka, musk.

Forbidden Fruit - fresh, crisp, unadulterated red delicious apple.

I ♥ the 80’s - a Lisa Frank-esque powerhouse: tuberose, orange blossom, white amber, bubblegum, suntan oil, Aquanet hairspray, gummy worms, & fruit-scented erasers.

Amor - white chocolate, raspberry cordial, rose petals.

Vice - lascivious crimson musk, crumpled velvet, leather, amberspice accord, animalic accord, suede, over-ripe figs, rum, raspberry, cognac, smeared red lipstick, tobacco, silken underpinnings, florid skin, cocaine accord, smoke.

Poivre Vanille - vanilla, pink peppercorn, black pepper, amber, cedar, conifers, clove.

Bomb Pop - cherry, lime, blue raspberry.

Bisou - smeared lipstick and warm, flushed skin: vanilla, orris root, violet, sugar, cetalox, skin musk, and safraleine.

Raspberry Rosemallow - marshmallow, buttercream, raspberry-rose compote.

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Toby

Belsnickel - strong coffee, streusel coffee cake, nutmeg, brown sugar, toasted almonds.

Cuir - leather, suede, chamois accord.

Old Scratch - blackstrap molasses, bourbon, pumpkin pie, candied ginger.

Creaky Floorboards - old, weathered wood, aged dark patchouli.

Brightening The Daybreak - grass, clover, hay, sun-warmed cornfields, muguet, honeysuckle, acacia, ozone, meadow air, tree moss, oakmoss, fir balsam.

Coffin Nails - tobacco leaves, tobacco flower, whiskey, ginger, anise, coriander, clove, spices, fruitwood sap, juniper berry, hay, vetiver, benzoin, labdanum, vanilla pods, tonka bean, honey.

Dark Sided! - devil's food cake, cream cheese frosting, cardamom, pipe smoke.

Hand Me My Leather - premium leather/suede accord, vanilla, benzoin, tolu balsam, Peru balsam, olibanum, amber, black pepper, cedar, sandalwood, tonka, musk.

Torture Chamber - leather straps, metal chains, wooden paddles, earthen floor.

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Thomas

Bohemian Rhapsberry - wild berries, aged dark patchouli, vanilla, pu'erh tea, ginger, black pepper, cardamom, tonka, cedar, sandalwood, artemisia, sage, bergamot, neroli, incense, pink pepper, benzoin. Contains natural raspberry isolates.

Oranjulius - the quintessential mall-smoothie of the 70's/80's: orange juice, milk, sugar syrup.

(allergen information: contains Valencia orange & red mandarin essential oils)

Blue Musk - clean, soapy, aquatic.

Middle Earth - chocolate, amber, nag champa, dark patchouli.

Blueberry Crème Soda - blueberry cordial and cream soda with an extra shot of vanilla.

Lucifer - white sage, blue musk, cedar, blackberry, black tea, bergamot, apple.

Doll Head - heliotrope, marshmallow, benzoin, long-forgotten cardboard boxes, plastic, attic wood, vanilla, Bulgarian rose.

Evening Star - golden orbs of amber, cognac absolute, booze accord, cacao absolute*. *the cacao absolute WILL separate in oil form which is totally normal. Due to the expense of ingredients in this blend, this is ONLY available in extrait perfume forms.

Stranger Things - Eggo waffles, chocolate pudding, and upside-down cake.

Amityville – pumpkin pecan waffles, pumpkin brûlée, marshmallow, sugar cookie, vanilla bean noel, salted caramel popcorn balls.

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Percy

Alexandrite - incense, blackberry, raspberry, blueberry, plum, strawberry, dark patchouli, oudh.

Banana Milk - sweet milk, melted ice cream, vanilla pudding mix, banana.

Opalite - confetti angelcake, topped with lemon whipped cream and a melty scoop of birthday cake batter ice cream.

Elemental - lush green cloverfields, dampened soil, petrichor, sunwarmed moss, wet pavement, ozone, rain-soaked thunderheads.

Spirit Temple - vanilla bean pods, Spiritueuse Double Vanille, nag champa incense.

Dreamweaver - sweet pillowy marshmallow, lavender, mugwort.

Cereal Marshmallows - cronchy, sugary, delicious. Also terrible for you, but OH WELL.

(allergen information - contains natural strawberry and raspberry isolates)

Green Musk - clean, lime, soapy, verdant.

Space Cakes - chocolate brownies, ganache frosting, cannabis.

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Gordon

Ambre Vanille - premium warm amber accord and a swirl of rich, elevated vanillas.

Kentucky Bourbon & Woodsmoke - rich Kentucky bourbon, vanilla musk, teakwood, mahogany and light woodsmoke.

Leopardite - Mysore sandalwood, golden sandalwood powder, vanilla husk, chamois accord, Alaskan cedarwood, tobacco leaf, black oak, cardamom, saffron threads, miel blanc.

Chocolate Orange - dark, rich chocolate, and sweet clementine.

Baltic Amber - thick rivulets of golden amber, pinus succinifera, cedarwood, jammy fir absolute, oakmoss absolute, tree moss, verdant musk, cardamom, balsam, lightning-scorched ancient boughs.

Rumrunner - rum-soaked Cuban cigars, pipe smoke, whiskey, bourbon cream, caramelized sugar, bonfire.

Unbaptism - aged bourbon, dark rum, pumpkin purée, frankincense, Daemonorops draco resin, smouldering firewood embers.

Noir - tonka bean, tobacco leaf, vanilla, black cherry, pipe tobacco, maraschino, frankincense, myrrh, labdanum, Peru balsam, benzoin, sandalwood, black pepper, pink peppercorn, clove.

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Henry

Garden Tea Party - petits fours, rooibos tea, lemon curd, rose petals, orange blossom.

Bubblypop - lemon, cola, ginger beer.

Morphine - Steamed milk, lavender buds, honeyed apricots, chamomile tea, honey, white amber.

Candied Violets - sugared violet.

Fleurs Blanches - tuberose, iris, tiaré, paperwhite narcissus, night-blooming jasmine.

Tomate - leafy, vine-ripe, garden-fresh tomatoes.

Laundromat - laundry soap, fabric softener, ozone, and coin-op washing machines.

Cloudbusting - wet earth/soil, ozone, petrichor, light hints of grass.

Thanatos - desiccated leaves, hedgerow blossoms, charred pinyon, aged cedarwood boughs, petrified tree sap, crisp fall air, laurel, clove bud, smoke-tinged balsam, santalum, and graveyard dirt.