#i NEVER want to be pregnant

[antlermoss]

[talesfromawannabewriter]

Hehe squishy potatoes

Things I didn't know before I was pregnant

Morning sickness is a misnomer. It is every day all the time sickness. I am beginning to lose hope in this promised 2nd trimester glow I've heard so much about.

Baby stuff is gendered. Like, yeah I knew it was but oh my god. WTF. It's so fucking gendered. If you don't want your baby assigned princess or football player at birth you can choose from the incredibly tiny ungendered beige collection.

I can smell everything. All the time. I have a smell. It's disgusting. I can be fresh out of the shower, caked in deodorant, lotion, and perfume but if I raise my arms I will smell myself and it will make me sick.

Almost every recommendation given to pregnant people is couched in fear mongering over the outdated idea of IQ. Why shouldn't I eat certain fish, have caffeine, or experience any sort of stress? Because you'll lower your baby's ability to take a test that measures their class affiliation.

The major exception to this is anything that risks carrying listeria. Oh boy, I never thought before that my biggest fear would be a turkey sandwich. Thanks Boars Head! Now please, clean your fucking factory

There's a special type of diabetes that can show up seemingly randomly when you're pregnant and just goes away right after birth. Because hormones are stupid.

In fact everything your body does during pregnancy is fucking stupid. Oh I need to eat lots and mostly nutritiously to have a healthy baby? LMAO you can eat Doritos and plain quesadillas and that's it. Go ahead and try to eat a salad. You can't, and it probably has listeria too.

I've never been under so much pressure in my life to do everything perfectly *or else* yet I'm in no way equipped to do anything thanks to the constant nausea, pain, and fatigue. I went into this with a disability but pregnancy is itself also an acute disability. I'm functioning at 20% on a good day.

Everything makes me cry. The other day I thought about The Little Mermaid song when she says "what's a fire and why does it, what's the word, burn?" And started sobbing uncontrollably

I am more pro choice then ever before. I'm going through hell and I wanted this. Someone having to experience a fraction of this misery when they don't want the outcome AND there's a simple outpatient procedure to end it is inexcusable.

So yeah I'm pregnant LMAO it sucks ass 0/10 dnr but I'm looking forward to what comes after

[somethingthatsaysbubbles]

Not wanting kids, or not wanting biological kids, needs to be something that nobody feels the need to ask “Why?” about.

Because I said so, Martha. Because the idea of being pregnant makes me ill. Because I refuse to knowingly pass along my genetic, health issues. That’s why.

[nanaslutt]

jjk smau where you send them a video and its a video that faces your pregnant stomach and down as you were resting and its a video of the baby moving and kicking around. you just send it to them for fun or because of how cute it is, saying something like “you’re baby is so active” and what not.

this is the next smau!!

[welcometogrouchland]

my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.

[danielenjoyer]

I always talk about Eric but I cannot wait to see more of this Daniel in season 3 dear god this man is such a good young Daniel

[feminised-brides]

[captainmaxatx]

Omega! Logan who was born in the 1800s when secondary gender roles were very prevalent but it actually really suited him and he wanted to be a home maker and have a bunch of pups but he was always too big and hairy and and not seen as a good Omega. Alphas would sleep with him but never treat him the way they would a “proper” omega and they didn’t ever want anything serious because it’s like almost shameful to have a big hairy omega.

Then times change and Omegas start breaking out of the cookie cutter roles and they go into the work force and what not (feminism but it’s omegas) and Logan is very happy for them he thinks they all deserve the right to choose, but still no one wants him. And everyone expects him being an omega with the way he looks to be at the forefront of the movement to want the change for himself, but he doesn’t.

And over the years he toughened up and stops looking to start a family and put his dreams on the back burner to become what everyone expected of him.

And then everything happens and all the sudden Logan finds himself in a universe without secondary genders, where he isn’t a too big and hairy omega, he’s just some guy.

And unintentionally he finds his way into the role he’s always craved, where he takes care of the home and the dog while Wade makes the money, and it’s the closest he’s ever been to the life he wanted. He mostly retires from fighting and heroing, but now he’s ready for a new challenge. And being near Laura has only served to dig up that old desire and instinct he tried to bury so long ago

And I mean, even if the mutant hate wasn’t as bad as it is in Logan’s old world there was still a time here not to long ago when mutants were ran out and scattered around the world. And now with the people at Xavier’s working on getting the Mutants back into the city trying to re group with their still dwindling numbers. I mean Logan and Wade should help with the mutant re population efforts, who better to do that then two very eager immortals who can heal from anything and with a whole gang of friends around them for free child care.

[rockethorse]

The basegame wedding dress has a pregnancy morph??

[sameschmidtdiffname]

I love the difference in Katniss and Peeta asking for love. Peeta is in full "You don't have to, it's ok!!! Please don't even make eye contact with me, no pressure!!" Mode during 'The Hunger Games' meanwhile Katniss for the rest of the series is just like this fucking goblin crawling out of the pits of hell like "No pressure, but I will kill myself if you don't breathe in my direction"

[sasakisniko]

Veronica Mars could have started with Veronica vowing never to get married and ended with her marrying Logan Echolls. That is, if Rob understood the beauty of the story we were watching and weren't so desperate to force it to become the grimdark story he couldn't tell on the UPN.

[serpentface]

Don't get too attached

[ninyard]

Do you have any ideas for who the Minyards’ dad is?

Tetsuji- [gunshots]

- option one: Tilda had a one night stand with some dude that was simply not an option to be a father. She wouldn’t have wanted him to be a father anyway, she didn’t even think about it once. she never told him and never would have.

- option two: Maybe she didn’t even know which of the one night stands it was, a handful of too many hookups too close together to tell.

- option three and three-and-a-half: it was her long-term on-again off-again boyfriend who was an enabler and just an all-round not very pleasant person. she either told him, he wanted nothing to do with them, and left her alone, or she never told him, and she practically disappeared out of his life, because she knew he wouldn't be able for a child (let alone two)

[dimmadomeglobal]

Imagine Dale Dimmadome, pregnant (of course), with swollen feet, devastated that his boots don't fit.

Bro would be inconsolable! How could he possibly function without his beloved boots?

He could probably have an identical set of boots custom made specifically for that issue. But would he? I hesitate to say yes. I think he likes those boots in particular. Similar to how people usually prefer the stuffed toy they sleep with every night over a new and identical one.

Here's an unrelated doodle of Dale hiding in his boot.

[paracosm-draw]

If they had fucked instead of fighting on Mustafar

In this essay I will-

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Not to bring up pregnant Charles in your ask box again but…

Pregnant Charles projecting his pregnancy pains Onto Erik.(as payback for knocking him up)

there are literally two flavors in my inbox and going from one to the other this quickly is going to break my neck