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GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?

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My mom is from Iowa and my dad is from Iran, so she knew about state fairs/4-H but he didn't. One time when I was a kid we went to the Wisconsin state fair. We split up, and when we got back to my dad he was eating a cucumber. She was like "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT! THAT'S SOME KID'S PRIZED CUCUMBER! YOU CAN'T EAT THAT!" and he was very confused.

…..yknow out of this entire ask the thing that surprised me the most was that apparently other countries dont have fairs where people bring in their enormous, impressive, and horticulturally pristine produce and crops to be judged and displayed to the public with an incredible amount of pomp and circumstance

also, @systlin…..healthy fair food

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I've been waiting to hear this my entire life

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I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

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anya anya

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went to an art exhibition and the artist was drawing a self-portrait dressed up as a dog and i wish this was my job so fucking bad

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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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wish we had more internal organ emojis

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Super duper freaking proud of this, my awesome guy.

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I just went to what might be the nicest petco I’ve ever been to (super nice enclosures, very active and healthy animals) and met this starfish. This isn’t sped up. He was actually going this fast.

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My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

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fearsome fangs friday!!!!!!!!!! bite everyone

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do it. Do it for love.

i wanna write a self indulgent gay t4t love story about them

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happy holidays from the among us babies to you  👼