#i LOVE this house

[asthevermincrawls]

I got my first roll of film back today!

[oldmanontumbler]

actually i think it may have. i was going to wtf you were on and where i could geet it when you posted about the House

Ah! The House! The House claims another!

Imagine, if you will:

A family, headed by photographer Will Navidson, moves into an idyllic house on the corner of Ash Tree Lane. A wonderful place for Will and Karen to raise their young children.

Will sets up cameras around the house. He wants to record their sweet family life for a peaceful documentary - a change to his normally gritty work.

He knows every inch of this house like the back of his hand.

So how is it that there's suddenly a white door in his bedroom, opening to a pitch-gray hallway that leads to his children's bedroom?

And how is it that, no matter what he measures with...

... his house is 1/4" bigger on the inside?

And how is it that they are not alone? That the house changes? That something's watching them? Stalking them? His children wander off and come back telling strange tales. And contrary to its title... seems like the House of Leaves will not let them leave.

This is all recorded by a now dead man named Zampanò, and left in the hands of the obsessive Johnny Truant, overrun with footnotes and speculations on what happened, what was, the house, and whether whatever it was... it is with him now.

This book is unique in the fact that it CANNOT be read online, or as an audio book, or any way other than physical. The book itself is part of the story. The text warps and goes backwards. The pages come with creases in them. The text is colored. The cover of the book is smaller than the book itself.¹

¹The book is alive. The house is alive. The minotaur is behind you. Can you survive the house?

[tipsywench]

My parents house in the 1890s (I think?) and then today

My dad plans to rebuild the porch eventually

What's super cool is this house started as a cabin in the 1840s, then was added on in the 1860s, then I think the 2nd floor in the 1890s

[midnightmoonbeams]

I really loved Avery's house.

April 14th, 2020

[underthecitysky]

I Love This House :)

[killue]

[bermudarhombus2]

Friendly reminder to check your child's Halloween candy this year, I just found an endless labyrinth of physically-impossible tunnels reflecting the descent into madness of multiple unreliable narrators, each with their own obsessive goal that they pursue to the point of harming themselves inside of a snickers bar

[sharlinefreire]

canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".

[penny-anna]

fanfiction writers when a character is remotely non-human

[soldrawss]

I miss them I miss them so much I just wanna give them silly clothing and a fun childhood

[stars-and-birds]

Dana’s last ‘fuck you’ to Disney

He/they collector

Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king

TWO girlfriend kisses

Onscreen mlm kiss

Implied aladarius

a happy ending to the bi/enby couple

A happy ending to the aro/ace character

And

Death to the white Christian puritain

[heedra]

talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.

[thedeepgreensea]

the bride and the ugly ass groom <3

[lotus-pear]

insufferable boyfriends for pride month yw

[ydteus]

The Sixth House | Book One

Camilla Hect | Palamedes Sextus

[enimaximus]

I love how House MD episodes have these side plots where House is examining these random patients and every time it's some stupid shit, like yeah there's a patient with this extremely complicated case and we need to figure out a diagnosis but we can't ignore the guy with AN MP3 PLAYER UP HIS ASS in Exam Room One