#i LOVE patrick bateman
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dont flip out but i drew patrick batema-
#american psycho#patrick bateman#i love patrick bateman#i lovhim so bad#oh my goood someone draw more of him#i dont have motivation to draw..
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I <3 Patrick Bateman
#patrick bateman#american psycho#christian bale#i love patrick bateman#mmm basic white serial killer
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Awsten on the parx after dark retweeting someone who compared a pic of him to Patrick Bateman... no one touch me I'm going feral
#FOAMING AT THE MOUTH#I LOVE AMERICAN PSYCHO#I LOVE PATRICK BATEMAN#A N D#I LOVE WATERPARKS#I LOVE AWSTEN KNIGHT#BIG DAY FOR THIS AUTISTIC MAN
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#patrick bateman#female insanity#female manipulator#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#lana del rey#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#farmers daughter#female hysteria#girlhood#coquette angel#alana champion#vintage americana#i love being a girl#lizzy grant
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my casting vote if there’s a new American Psycho
#femmemonologue#american psycho#nicholas alexander chavez#nicholas chavez#christian bale#patrick bateman#girlblog#dark girlblog#girlblogger#girlblogging#this is a girlblog#girl hysteria#girlhood#this is girlhood#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#girl interupted syndrome#father charlie grotesquerie#grotesquerie#nicholas alexander chavez icons#lana del rey#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#i love him#dark coquette#gloomy coquette#coquette#christian bateman#father charlie mayhew#dark dollette#american psycho 2000
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Feel like half of the Paultrick fics give out this vibe lol
#american psycho#patrick bateman#paul allen#patrick bateman x paul allen#and how i love them for that#throwing up in the tag
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ms. pauling art 😻 (that i still never finished 😪)
#:3#tf2#tf2 fanart#hehehe#i love tf2#team fortress 2#ms. pauling#tf2 pauling#miss pauling#pauling needs more love#lesbian rep thank u pauling#:D#american psycho#pauling had a patrick bateman moment#it was probably bc of scout#anywayz
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patrick request again from @makeyoumine69 ♪( ´▽`)
shadows look super weird on this one i apologize 😔 i wa sso sleepy
#american psycho#patrick bateman#art#artists on tumblr#artwork#digital art#small artist#sigma male#hi#haii#haiii hello#haiai#haiiiii#:3#support me on god#haaiiii#heelowooo#patrick bateman fanart#i love patrick bateman
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some of my lies are true 💼
KINKTOBER 2024 | DAY TWENTY ONE - BATH/SHOWER SEX
been reading the novelization recently, as i've mentioned, and being reminded of the one scene with him telling christie to wash herself before fucking her was calling to me when i was mapping out this month and saw the bath prompt...
and come on now, like i wasn't going to set aside at least one day for him, right? revisiting him after starting the book and getting even more of his character than i once thought possible with me has been nuts.
p.s. this reader is a returning PR agent from this fic since i liked that setup a ton. she's slowly becoming an OC in the back of my wip folder, but i have a lot of other things going on so she's not 100% there. (yet.)
NSFW | Word Count: 988 | Patrick Bateman x Female Reader contains canon typical/mr. bateman is his own warning, fingering, mild asphyxiation, biting, two weirdos kissing 🎼: x
Keeping up with multiple affairs had been exhausting since meeting Patrick. That was in both personal and professional lives, and you weren’t being paid to keep up with your personal ones, so that was the one that took the fall.
Visiting on a night he was able to clear the evening from his usual rendezvous, endless business lunches and nights out, he asked if you’d come over, bathe yourself, and then see what the two of you would want after. Gladly, craving that harsh love only he seemed to give, the perspective so cold and yet so tempting, fascinating – especially after you had garnered his attention, his need to have you becoming too intense to tease any more without getting your throat cut over it should his fantasies prove larger than life – you accepted, even worked with him and his schedule. It wasn’t like you needed the plans yourself, also having to be up in the morning for a meeting with your manager.
When you had made your way over, he was already running the bath, and the second the door was closed he had given you a couple love bites around your neck in greeting. Leading you into the bathroom, he talked about what new CD he had bought that day, and also what wine the two of you would be drinking. Even while you undressed, hoping he’d notice you shaved, but not anticipating anything outside of what he wanted to focus on, he was talking about his disappointment with the day's episode of The Patty Winters Show.
“You took my advice.” He then observed when you finally stretched out in the milky water of the tub, a hand on your collarbone and feeling the skin of your chest with a warm hand, “You have a much clearer complexion, and I assume that’s from the cleanser I recommended.”
You nodded, “And the lotion. Great combination, I see why you were swearing on it.” He beamed at that, and then commented, “I want you looking pristine, especially if we’re going to be seeing each other more often.”
“You almost make me sound impressive,” You found another word, sitting up more in the bath with a sarcastic tone, “Exclusive.”
“You are." He corrected, speaking more heavily, "and I’m thinking that you’re playing dumb with me. You know that you are.” He reminded with a hand ghosting around your neck before pulling away. “Especially now that no one else besides me is going to be sleeping with you.”
That was a work in progress, knowing he was still engaged to Evelyn, having a sidepiece discussion with Courtney…and you didn’t believe he was done with any other hookups outside of that. His friends were just as messy and scandalous, and considering you always had a project open at his office, it was a hopeless game to try and fight over. That was something you were going to ask regardless, and even if he lied you knew that he didn’t really care about how you felt now that the two of you were in a comfortable attachment, knowing you wouldn’t resist if he asked you to come over next week despite the truth hanging in front of the both of you.
You then looked up and asked, “I feel selfish, are you getting in the bath too or is this just to watch me?” He stared through you, letting the silence and the sound of the water against the tub fill it, before finally standing up again with another drink from a whisky tumbler. He shouldered his robe off, showing his body to you and satisfied with the way you sized him up.
“Normally, I don’t join with the prostitutes I bring home. The washing is solely for them,” He explained, one leg in the tub and you taking in his physique while listening, “And I don’t think it’d be smart to be in the same bath as them. Don't you think, [Y/N]?”
You grinned, tipping your head as you amicably replied, “Sure.”
“Good.” He lowered in, and then gestured, “Sit between my legs.” You did as you were told, sliding in and letting his arms come around your sides, a casual hand touching you and the other running along your body, soaked in warm water and making you sigh deeply.
“Is MacDermott still picking up trash off the streets at Tunnel?” He asked, and you replied, “Yes. Caught Chlamydia sometime last month, and now it’s my job to hide the break his wife wants to take, keep him from losing composure at work.” Bateman laughed in your ear, breathing against your shoulder as he scrutinized, “Dumb bastard.”
“And what about you?” You then asked, his finger trailing up your sternum now, probably imagining what it would look like if he dug inside with a knife to see it for himself. His morbid thoughts couldn’t help but become yours some nights, especially when he wasn’t indulging you by telling you.
“Evelyn asked me if I would accompany her to a live show, even though she knows I hate it.” He started to rant, splashing you with the water but you digressed in favor of simply listening, “I can’t stand her friends, and of course she invited them too so they can cluck like hens all night, already shrieking about how much she’s always loved George Michael. I could care less.”
You looked up behind you, “Since when did you hate George Michael?”
“Since I first heard him.” He gritted, the hand returning to your neck. He then leaned in with access to your lips from your turn, kissing hard and making sure to bite your bottom lip in a red hot pressure before releasing. The idle hand went back down, once again prodding your entrance and slipping inside when you showed a sign of discomfort.
"Nice of you to shave," He commented, kissing you again as he finally turned the water off.
#patrick bateman x reader#american psycho x reader#slasher x reader#kinktober 2024#notsfw#✏️#💼#i know she's an oc and not a self insert because i am not this girlboss. i am the intern that loves coke and is groped by everyone.#ignore that tag i'm having a moment#also i unironically listened to quite a bit of huey lewis while banging this one out holy shit
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Paul allen hate club
#not me i love paul#american psycho#patrick bateman#paul allen#digital art#art#digital illustration#fanart
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idk why but this part in the book got to meeee
i wanted to practice style diversity so i did the comic in the style of @caricatureofacorpse (please check them out their style is soooooo)
#art#drawing#my art#american psycho art#american psycho#patrick bateman#i read the book recently#i loved it#pat bateman baby please get help <3
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#female insanity#female manipulator#patrick bateman#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#lana del rey#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#farmers daughter#female hysteria#girlhood#femcel#coquette angel#alana champion#vintage americana#i love being a girl#lana unreleased#american psycho#the virgin suicides
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The feminine urge to put pathetic men in a snowglobe and shake it wildly
#DALE FERDINAND KOBBLE WHEN I CATCH YOU.#REVEREND LESTER LOWE#im just saying. if i got my hands on them it's all over#i just love a man i can (playfully) bully who gets all hot and bothered by it#Billy Lenz#bo sinclair#Peter loew#patrick bateman#slasher x reader#father paul hill#monsignor pruitt
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Why nottttt
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cunty ass power couple tearing up manhattan
based on this tweet
#i love drawing half assed shitposts it’s my favorite thing to do#amara serving patrick bateman realness#interpret as you wish#amara ambrose#natsai onai#natty onai#ambronai#natmara#hogwarts legacy oc#hogwarts legacy#hphl
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Pat doodle that turned into a study
#my art#artists on tumblr#this is a new tag for artists#procreate#2024#patrick bateman#american psycho#fanart#american psycho fanart#i love american psycho so much#top ten movies all time
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