#i LOOOOVE this meme it's GREAT

[meloartist]

i love them

[officialfoxsquadron]

Luke Skywalker NSFW Alphabet

Writing exercise complete! Here's some headcanons revolving around this NSFW alphabet meme. Just smutty, horny thoughts under the cut. Generally throughout the Original Trilogy with a gender neutral reader!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

No matter the era, Luke is incredibly sweet after sex. He’s always happy to clean you up and prefers, if he can, spending lots of time kissing and cuddling afterwards. I honestly think the aftercare would be one of his favorite parts, just spending time with his loved one and falling asleep together.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part is his eyes. I think he’s not really prone to much vanity, but sometimes he does look at himself in the mirror and think “Huh. They really ARE blue.” And you KNOW once he gets the ESB arms he is like wow…wish my dad didn’t cut off my hand…because my arms look so damn good right now…the true tragedy.

I have posted about Luke being attracted to thighs, but I also am firmly in the “Luke is a tits/chest man” camp. It’s just true! Sorry!

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

First of all shout out to the community for canonizing for me that Luke cums an absurd amount b/c…yes. His preference would be to cum inside of you, but he also loves to cum on your stomach and just see how much of it there is. He’d also be really into cumming in your mouth and tasting it afterwards.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He is interested in exploring pain as pleasure, both giving and receiving. But he wouldn’t do it without a trusted partner and a lot of talk beforehand. Otherwise he’s pretty open about his fantasies.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I mean, oh my god. I think this depends on the timeline. A New Hope Luke has very little experience beyond making out, I think. But he would be very eager to learn. ESB Luke? Has at least fucked a few times and is just generally more knowledgeable. ROTJ Luke and beyond? It does not matter whether or not he is experienced, the man can read your thoughts so he’ll probably do fine.

F = Favorite Position

He likes anything really intimate. He loves missionary, but also really loves spooning you and the access it gives him to your body. He also looooves you on top - he’s able to really look at you, feel you, even change it into a sitting position and make out.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Again, this depends. He definitely can be, and I think he’d be able to laugh about any awkwardness or silly mishaps. He’s also really playful, and would love play fights or tickling that turns into more. But, I also think he can get pretty intense at times, especially during the act and right before he cums.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He tries to keep things neat, but he’s not too concerned with it. His hair is a little darker, and he has a small happy trail from his belly button. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Okay this is a big one. I think the intimacy of sex is the most important thing for him. Given his connection to the Force, sex is just as much of an intense mental experience as it is physical. So all this to say, he is very romantic, making sure his partner is happy, giving them as much pleasure as he can. He always, always, always would want to cum simultaneously or very close together.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

So I headcanon Luke as on the ace spectrum (demisexual), so this headcanon definitely relates to that.

I think he’d occasionally masturbate, but it’s not like he feels he NEEDS to. Especially in the Rebellion, if he ever gets a moment alone, I feel like he would just be thinking, “Oh, nice, I can jack off now! Great!” And then just...not think of it again for four more weeks because he’s so damn busy.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Man is never beating the praise kink allegations, sorry! He loves being told how amazing he’s doing and how well he’s pleasing you.

I think he’d be really into overstimulation? The idea of upping the intensity of pleasure, chasing multiple orgasms…yeah he’d love it. 

I also headcanon him as a switch, and he’d love taking control sometimes. But he’d also love you in control, making him beg–especially during ROTJ and beyond. He is so in control of his feelings and finally started to work out this whole Jedi thing-he’d love a partner who can ease him into losing control for once.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

A little boring, but given his history, he would be so excited to make love in a big, plush bed. He’s so used to sleeping in bunks, on the literal ground, or on his ship, so he thinks it’s the most romantic thing ever. Any time he is near a body of water or has a real shower, he also wants to take some time there together-even if it’s just to make out or cuddle (but lbrh, it always ends in sex.) Also, despite the logistical nightmare, you definitely fuck in his X-Wing at least once.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Adrenaline is a huge one! Anytime he’s working out or fighting, he’d get turned on easily. He’d like sparring or training with his sexual partner. And as much as he likes to tease his partner, he loves being teased in return. Especially if you’re newly dating, he would get flustered very, very easily by the minimum amount of flirting.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Definitely not into choking for obvious reasons, same with being called daddy. I also don’t think he’d do something involving non-consent.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Luke loves giving oral! He could spend hours pleasing his partner, drawing multiple orgasms out of them. He loves to receive too-loves wrapping his hands in his hair, and especially loves if you let him fuck your mouth.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He prefers to go slow and really take his time. Time is such a luxury to him, so pretty much any time he can draw things out he will. That being said, he doesn’t mind something more rough and passionate, especially if it’s been a while since he’s seen you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He’d be down, especially if your schedules are busy and as a younger man, when his passion tends to run hot.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He definitely loves to experiment! He’s probably not super knowledgeable (personally I think Tatooine was pretty sexually conservative, as rural areas tend to be.) But as soon as he’s with someone he trusts, it’s like a flip switches.

Hmm. In terms of risks, I mean…this is the guy who took one look at the Death Star trench run and was like “oh this is easy.” So he’d definitely be down for a few risks (something semi-public or with the danger of getting caught) but I don’t think he’d go crazy.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

As a younger man, he can definitely go for a few rounds. During ANH/ESB he sometimes finishes a little faster than he intends (sorry Luke!) but eventually, his patience grows. ROTJ and beyond, though-it’s pretty much the exact opposite. He has a ton of patience that he uses to tease you. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

I think he’s willing to experiment! He might not immediately think of it but with a partner who’s interested, sure. I don’t think he owns any toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Luke is such a tease. He has so much fun drawing out the experience for his partner and getting them worked up. I have this headcanon of him just whispering the most insanely horny things to a partner in semi-public settings and..yeah he 100% would!

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Luke is also not beating the vocal heacanons, sorry! He will whine and beg, like he can get pathetic. But there’s also times where he’s surprisingly calm and quiet, just staring at you or panting softly, completely lost in the moment.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon)

LET’S TALK ABOUT INAPPROPRIATE USE OF THE FORCE.

Especially pre-Jedi Training, there will be some moments where he would accidentally use the Force during sex. It wouldn’t be conscious but like, let’s say he’s gripping a headboard and he’d accidentally grip it a little too hard? Or right after both of you finish, in the hazy afterglow, he’d reach for a towel and it would just..float into his hand.

ROTJ and beyond, he would be very very cool with using the Force for your pleasure, but only with explicit permission. (He’s a Consent King, what can I say.)

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

I still maintain Luke is packing, given some of the ahem EVIDENCE we have throughout Mark’s career. Also, he’s uncut. He’s long with some girth, but nothing disproportionate.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Hm. So I headcanon Luke as demisexual so I’d say it depends. If he doesn’t have a partner his sex drive is pretty low. But if he has a partner, oh LORD. I think he’d want to be having sex literally all the time. Especially if you just started sleeping together. You would need 3-5 business days of just fucking together before he’s satisfied. He’d be so excited to just explore with a new partner!

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) 

Especially after an intense session, he can fall asleep pretty quickly! But he at least wants to clean you up and make sure you’re alright before he knocks out for the night. He just feels really pleasantly sleepy afterwards.

[blurglesmurfklaine]

I saw TUTS Newsies last night and here are some little things I noticed and also thoughts and opinions because I have them!

The *second* the actor stepped on stage, @jlmjlmjlm leans over to me and says “He is SO Davey” and I 1000% agree. Costume, acting, the way he held himself? Perfection. THE Davey of all time

((Davey was the show stealer for me honestly. He was so fucking good. Put his whole Davussy into everything. Probably the best tenor in the show and also a great dancer))

PULITZER HAS A RUSSAIN/EUROPEAN ACCENT??

In the first circulation gate scene where Davey is introduced, Race sits on a stack of newspapers and continuously drums on them, kind of in his own little world, incredible ADHD coded

In the transition after the “That’s disgusting/that’s business” scene, Les spits on his hand and shoves it in Davey’s face. Davey moves out of the was but cracks the fuck up. It’s so siblings and so damn cute

Davey tries to follow Jack when he goes up to the box to speak with Katherine, but Jack stops him

The scene before TWWK shows Davey as MUCH more conflicted than livesies. He’s not standing with the newsies, he’s in the middle of the stage and keeps looking back between the circulation gate and them and finally goes with the newsies to strike and it’s SO GOOD

Honestly this whole scene Davey is SUCH A FUCKING LEADER and it’s amazing! Not only Jack, but the rest of the newsies keep looking for to him for guidance on the strike and it’s very funny but also so good. I think this might be my favorite Davey yet.

In the Seize the Day fight scene, one of the goons picks up Les and Davey and a few other newsies go to help him and then use him as a battering ram

“The woild is… *dramatic pause, looks off into distance* ya erster!” “Ya what?” 😒 “*redoes dramatic pause* Ya erster!”

No tap break for KONY :(

But Katherine and Davey are BESTIESSSSS! She stands on the table and says “Alright Davey!”

Davey also ate during this dance scene and left not a single crumb

“Is that a real place? Is that—”*Davey takes off his hat and holds it to his heart and looks up to the sky like he’s swooning* “Santa Fe?”

The way they hid Katherine from Jack in Pulitzer’s office was SO FUCKING FUNNY. Pulitzer tells her to sit before Jack comes in and she does, but as soon as the door opens she makes the shrek meme face and spins the chair around and slides her back down the chair to hide and it was SO GOOD that actress was so fantastic!

When Davey is speaking at the rally before Jack gets there, one of the newsies shouts “YOU TELL EM DAVEY!” And it’s very cute and funny, these newsies looooove Davey

Oh my god the POST RALLY TRANSITION??? Is fucking amazing. Jack takes the money off to the side and disappears. Spotlight on Davey and the Manhattan newsies all forming a line on the apron. They all start looking for Jack, calling for him and no one can find him so they all look to DAVEY and start crowding him like “what do we do?” And Davey has no idea what to do, gets overwhelmed and runs offstage, all of the newsies following him

Before Once And For All, Katherine and Davey have an off to the side moment and give each other little hi-fives

*thick Russian accent* “It’s a compromise we can all live with”

“What’s Santa Fe got that New York ain’t? Sandstorms?”

When Jack and Katherine kiss at the very end of the show, all the newsies lose their shit and Davey is the ONLY one who doesn’t clap for them akdhsjsj

Overall, I was pleasantly surprised with and looooved how Davey-centric it was! One of my favorite Davey’s ever. He and Kath totally stole the show. Great experience and probably the best birthday present ever in the history 💞💞

[cocoa-rococo]

Koopaling Headcanons: Iggy

Larry | Morton | Wendy | Iggy | Roy | Lemmy | Ludwig

The wild child, the mad lad, the resident scientist himself! I think about him a regular amount.

Left-handed.

His powers are more plant-based, and he's very good at controlling them, but inventing is a big hobby of his that plays into how he attacks. To put it in other terms, he's got Artificer software running on Druid hardware.

His eye color is a rare mutation of his draconic koopa biology, though it does give him some issues with his vision, hence the glasses.

He's definitely wacky, but he's not actually ‘demented’ or ‘insane’ like most think he is. That being said, he likes to play up the whole ‘mad scientist' act around other people because he enjoys their reactions. Maybe a little too much…

April Fool's is a banned celebration in the castle because of him. Not that it stops him from pulling pranks on any other day of the year.

His favorite fruits are more tropical things; kiwis, pineapples, and starfruit.

Prefers Chain Chomps and other animals to people, as he's not great with conversation nor predicting people. Rumor has it that he can actually speak with them, but whether it's true remains to be seen.

He occasionally gets nonverbal when an experiment goes awry, or when he’s so upset he can’t find the words for it. His siblings check in on him every once in a while, and he does end up speaking again after a few hours / a day.

His hair naturally falls into a mohawk like in his earlier depictions; he just likes styling it back to differentiate himself from Lemmy.

Doesn't have much of a sweet tooth, but he's a big fan of savory things. That said, he does have a fondness for carrot cake.

He actually made his glasses when he realized his eyes didn’t see well with traditional lenses… and because he needed something that was fireproof, blast-proof, and freeze-proof, just to name a few. When he realized he could market it on a professional basis, Iggy’s Glass was created.

He's a big fan of his veggies! He's not a strict vegetarian, nor is he opposed to meat whatsoever, he just likes his greens more. Like I said, Druid hardware.

Speaking of food, if he's craving something, he often decides what to have not by flavor, but by texture. He looooves crunchy stuff or things he can rip into, like sandwiches with hard bread or jerky sticks.

He helps Wendy with her baking hobby! Baking is just another form of chemistry, after all, and he likes having something to do with his hands. He doesn't like cooking much, though. Too much guesswork.

He makes so many things for his siblings for holidays and birthdays, and is always touchingly surprised if they get him something personal or practical (not that he shows it).

He got Morton a camera for his tenth birthday to support his scrapbooking hobby, and is secretly very pleased that Morton takes such good care of it. He also denies crying when Morton showed him the page he made of the two of them with the photos he took.

His handwriting is the worst out of the seven. Given how fast he needs to write to keep up with his experiments, and his habit of using short phrases that only he understands, it's really legible to just him.

He genuinely is pretty funny. His humor is skewed towards shitposter memes thanks to Roy and Larry, but his sense of comedic timing to drop a bomb or punchline is perfect.

Will respond to highly cursed memes and images along the lines of "Oh, that's AWFUL. I LOVE IT."

His currency is amusement. You wanna get on his good side or impress him, making him laugh. This is harder then it sounds; if he can tell you’re trying too hard, he’ll just blast you with sarcasm.

Ludwig is teaching him how to play the accordion. It’s just as chaotic as it sounds.

He's a big fan of bad B-movie horrors, making fun of them while also unironically enjoying how terrible they are. He's got a few posters of them in his room.

He was the dog version of a warrior cats kid. I'm sorry, but it's true.

He likes to collect bugs! It's not a very big collection, seeing as the Darklands is uninhabitable by a majority of insects, but he likes learning and talking about them to anyone interested.

One of the most terrifying generals out of the Koopalings to the troops; not because he’s especially mean or strict or anything, but because you’ll have no idea how he’ll react to something. He is, however, perhaps also one of the the least military-inclined out of his siblings, much preferring his lab to a war room.

Will wear the UGLIEST shirts with zero concerns. Will also wear socks and sandals. Wendy loathes him.

Doesn't like coffee; the taste makes him nauseous. He's more of a soda guy, anyway.

He and Larry are huge sci-fi nerds, and enjoy bonding over comics and mecha anime and going to cons together. Also a big fan of horror; the more gore, the better.

Cannot draw people for shit. Animals and plants he can do okay at, but more in an anatomical kind of way then any artistic sort of style. Blueprints, however, are a different story.

Genuinely likes pistachio ice cream. None of his siblings know why, nor do they want to know.

Like Lemmy, he's very much a fan of pulling a prank and doing the "ohhhh I'm just a little guy, and it's my birthday, I'm a lil birthday boooy" routine. Unlike Lemmy, this rarely works for him.

His lab is his safe haven; it may be a mess in some places, but it's his mess. If you touch something you shouldn't, be prepared to get whacked.

Can and will pick up bugs and eat them. Bonus if they’re dipped in chocolate.

He doesn’t have any particular favorite flowers, but he's got a side hobby of cross-breeding and mutating plants for both science and in the sense of, in his own terms, “fucking around and finding out.”

[bad-as-me]

Godfrey for the character meme

favorite thing about them

He's super interesting, both in his own right and as this looming presence over both us as the Tarnished and all his descendants. I love love love the dichotomy between "Godfrey", the pillar of grace and nobility that so many people aspire to emulate, against the reveal of his "true" nature as a nearly-feral man of the wilderness.

And it's that enforcement of extremely restrictive values that leaves such a mark on the narrative! Godrick, Radahn, and Morgott all try so hard to live up to the shadow he cast behind, but not even the man himself was really like that (at least, not when he wasn't muzzled by the Golden Order).

His fight and his music are some of my favorite parts of the base game. And also I just adore Serosh.

least favorite thing about them

Can I be a little meta about it and say his place in the timeline? While I think SotE was trying to confirm that Horah Loux was once a prominent figure in the realm of shadow, it gets frustratingly vague about what his place was in that society. The dancing lion does a lot of moves that echo him, there's the highlander attire, the strong implication that Serosh's status as a Beast Regent came from the Tower. But it's all a bunch of little easter eggs that don't really go anywhere.

It doesn't seem like he was a hornsent, but so many things in Belurat and the Black Keep imply a strong connection to him. So where did he stand with hornsent culture? Was it significant enough that leaving it behind with Marika was considered a great betrayal? If so, why was he so special to them?

I just have so many questions about his life now that they are being hinted at, but for the life of me I just can't put together what they are trying to do with this.

favorite line

I'm not sure if it counts as a line, but every time his cutscene begins and we have to watch him staring stoically at Morgott's dead body, while the inhibitor of his emotions is clawing into him and screaming to the sky I'm like, verklempt. Everything about the unspoken details in that cutscene is just so raw.

brOTP

I loooove the idea that he had a strong camaraderie with his Crucible Knights.

OTP

Godfrey and Marika but not in a "I think theyre cute and should get back together" way. I just want to know more about what that relationship was like. The Golden Lineage is such a deeply broken family all the way down, and I would kill to know how they were before the divorce. I need to study them.

nOTP

None come to mind that I really see anywhere? As far as I'm aware, he's just known as a wifeguy to Marika (and possibly shipped with Radagon which is, well, still Marika at the end of the day)

random headcanon

Deeply unserious, but the funniest running bit I have with my sister is joking that Godfrey has the attitude of an American trucker who is obsessed with MUG root beer.

Mohg got his name off of Godfreys favorite thing in the world, but he'll never know because they misspelled it. Sad!

Relatedly, watching his phase 2 transition while this is playing in a Discord call is a transcendental experience:

unpopular opinion

I think a lot of people are jumping the gun a little too hard on being sure that Godfrey was a good dad - especially to the Omen twins. Not saying he was deliberately cruel (I think that's over-correcting tbh), but the Serosh in the room tells me that the man never had a chance at an emotional connection to his children, even if he wanted to have one.

He reads strongly as having been neglectful if anything. And it's ironic, because his priorities to keep appearances for his duty as Elden Lord - the noble veneer that several of his kids would end up idolizing - stunted his ability to get attached to them at all.

song i associate with them

Well MUG anthem nonwithstanding-

I'm gonna go with Peacemaker by Jesca Hoop!

favorite picture of them

this series by higgsbison is one of my top ten elden ring posts tbh

[autisticandroids]

For the saying nice things ask meme – opportunity for you to spread the praises of Buffy season 4?

OH MAN like ok the thing is that i haven't watched buffy since i was a teenager. HOWEVER. i loooove season four it's so good.

the initiative is like a really baller concept im obsessed with it i love government conspiracies. professor walsh is an incredible villain, wish she hadn't got tasha yarred. i don't hate riley as much as some people.

the spike-head-chip storyline is like one of my favorites in the show, i actually liked doomed so much as a kid that i can still perfectly visualize the spike failing at killing himself scene. even though it's broadly a dumb episode.

and then there's so much like really fun filler. beer bad genuinely one of my favorite episodes and if you disagree you're a hater. the scene where buffy fantasizes about parker giving her ice cream brings a smile to my face just thinking about it. and like, the roommate episode. i think the halloween party episode is in s4. i even like the episode where buffy and riley having sex puts a curse on the house.

and then obviously there's the stuff that everyone likes. willow and tara, hush is a great episode, etc.

love buffy s4.

[apocalypseslut]

im ovulating like nobody’s business so here is a list of times in my life where men have made me unbelievably horny

kylo ren. specifically in that scene that got memed with his pants so fucking high. i dont know why but i saw that at 12 years old and went. dear lord god amen.

grant o'brien. dear lord i like that tall stupid man. my partner's housemate got a dropout subscription and now i actually need to stop watching anything with him because i need to like. sit down. and just. CALM DOWN. was watching his bachelor and he was like "i loooove edging" and "im definitely more dominant than submissive". i nearly fell to the floor. god. digital footprint dont find me.

paul dano. OKAYYYYYY I KNOOOWWW not shutting up about it ever im incapable. hes just like. so pathetic looking. i wish to spit in his face. i wish to piss on him. i wish to tie him up and leave him for days. aaaaanyways.

the bald dude in dune part 2. not the big one. the one they described as "sexually vulnerable" and "likes pain". SIGN ME UP. WHAT A FUCKING FREAK I NEED HIM I WONT HIIIM.

the guy in maniac who was fucking that anime robot. i need a man who is pathetic and looks like young link neil

paul bettany as the unabomber. hey! i like my men isolated and radicalised

bo burnham in inside. see above.

young snape in the order of the phoenix... i KNOW its just a flashback and its like two seconds of a mopey emo being bullied but liek..... heyyyyy

draco malfoy in the half blood prince..... just when hes like. going through his montage of becoming evil, and hes all like. pasty and angry.

leo in the great..... complete change of pace but i wont him. i want the quiet sensitive one who writes poetry and picks flowers. i just want him to like gently eat me out as the morning sun streams through the window.

peter in the great,,,, ok back to business, he is an asshole and i want to ruin him sexually.

matthew baynton as the highway man... i love a silly man in eyeliner. jester for me you freak. i want to kiss you softly on a bridge.

freaky deaky shut in man from twin peaks. like yesss tend to your orchids and fuck me gently u nervous freak. then i will return the favour. not gently.

guy montgomery on guy montgomery’s guy mont spelling bee YEEEEEEOWWWW. !!! but in the new zealand episode with that fuck ugly suit AAHHHBOIYOIYOIYOIYOING!!!

mr treehouse from beetleguise beetleguise…. like at first i was like okayyyyy hes kinda cuuuute … then it was like “he murdered his parents and is using her for his own personal gain” like HEYYYYYYYY

i was going to clarify that these are non irl, but now that i think of it i dont think ive ever actually been made horny by a real man i have met

[guhamun]

multimuse combination meme; accepting || @intcritus

⭐ ( i might've sent his twice, but just know that i NEED your muses in my life and i refuse to let you go without me being a pest this year shi uwu )

Jianyu and Su-jin: (Modern) In Jianyu’s modern verse, I can see him going to his dojo on occasion, though would be an unreliable attendee in the fact that it would be every blue moon, but certainly noticeable since Jianyu is just as skilled at hand to hand as he is with a blade. The latter might not be needed anymore, but it is still a skill he takes great pride in. Since both enjoy fighting, I can see him being impressed with Su-jin.

Jianyu and Lumine: (Genshin verse) Them meeting every now and then though it’s a given since both usually travel, and have involvement with the Adventurer’s Guild. Sometimes they just happen to be a the same place at the same time, and as a result, Jianyu would come to respect Lumine was a fellow warrior, probably low-key attempt to recruit her to his own group as well. If missions coincide, if she asks it, he would help her for free of charge.

Jianyu and Zahir: (Modern) Sometimes, on a rare basis, he stops by illegal underground fighting rings just to see who the winners are. Despite having no interest in ever being a part of such a thing, there is something altogether different about places where one is fighting for their life as opposed to something sanitized and carefully monitored. As a result, he has seen Zahir many a time, taking note of him and committing the other’s appearance to memory. If they were to ever meet on the street, though, he would act otherwise, yet that intrigue would be there.

Atha and Kindria: Athanasius is forever intrigued by beings from different realms of existence, as well as entirely different worlds. Kindria would have their interest from the very beginning, with him asking a plethora of questions, primarily for their own research as everything they learn is what they keep in mind for whenever they return to their ‘world’, so to speak. Nothing wrong with more knowledge is what their ‘Father’ would say.

Atha and Apollo: 0.2 seconds and Athanasius already knows that Apollo is odd. They’ve never met a celestial like them before, but they do know divine when they sense it. Initially, I imagine they’d be suspicious of him as their love for gods is about 0% save for the one who created them, but upon coming to understand that Apollo is wholly different from this, the intrigue would kick in.

Atha and Sage: As someone who has dealt with the fickle natures of the Fae, always enjoys being around them despite this fact. He'd instantly know what Sage is. Probably walks into their sex shop looking around like they're going to buy something and then rambles Sage's ear off because that's the real reason they're there.

Nagayoshi and Zahir: They are both so…-closes my eyes- The moment that Zahir so much as looks at Nagayoshi weird, he’s already going to want to throw down. They’d butt heads definitely, but once all is said and done, Nagayoshi would probably really like Zahir because he’s just as blunt and crass as he is. Just the fact that Zahir is so unapologetically himself just like Nagayoshi is already lining up for a Tier 1 friendship right there.

Arash and Grayson: Arash looooves plants and flowers, so I can see him occasionally visiting and looking around. Probably asks Grayson all kinds of questions about flowers and the succulents there just because he’s so fascinated. He might sometimes buy something, but really he just likes the flower shop a lot. It’s that hint of nature in a busy city, and that alone is a draw for someone who was born and raised in a quiet village.

Percival and Arsenio: There's just something about these two meeting that just seems like it would be so good. Percival is the most polite person in the world you can bump into. He can cook, he's just an overall great guy. And then there's Arsenio who too is a great guy and can cook. Idk why but I can feel in my gut they would really hit it off.

Percival and Salem: I can imagine Percival catching sight of Salem’s artwork and being really taken with it. He may not know all the finer details behind painting, but the process and the result of said process, are really beautiful to him. He’d be Salem’s biggest hype man if they ever met. All I can see is Percival rambling to them about their art on a wall saying what he thinks of it, not knowing that the person he’s praising and gushing about is literally standing next to him FDSFDSFSD.

Damian and Apollo: Damian working with the FBI (unwanted---) means that he probably sometimes occasionally is ushered into Apollo’s direction if he needs some information. His opinion of the law is terrible, but Apollo being such a good guy would be so good to explore. 10/10 Damian finds out he’s an angel of all things. He’s met demons, but never anyone like them before.

Damian and Danya: WERELYNX AND DHAMPIR ADVENTURES!! Think about it, Ambie---!

[dalishthunder]

I'M BACK I'M NOT DEAD. Life's been hella busy and it will be again by the end of the week but I'm taking this little break and typing this while I can lol

As usual, amazing characterization, I'm deeply enjoying ramattra's inner monologue. He's still got these conflicting moments of not particularly caring for human habits/nature (like sleep. ignore that he seriously needs some more metaphorical rest himself) and at the same time appreciating reader's trust to share these moments with him. Also he was laser focused to have counted how many minutes until they stopped snoring lmao I loooove when 'noticing the small details' is taken to this extreme, there's something very endearing about it

Also

“Ramattra?” Your voice was hoarse as you sat up, sucking in air through your teeth and wincing.

“By your side.” He let his orb fall into his hand.

aAAAAAAAAAAAA (read: if i could word things a bit more smartly I'd say besides being heart-achingly sweet this perfectly captures his voice and the DOUBLE MEANING)

Okay now my favorite part of the chapter which is also the fic title THE GAME OF GO, I LITERALLY HAD THE BIGGEST GRIN WHEN I GOT TO THAT PART BC I HAD A FEELING I KNEW WHERE THAT WAS GOING AND IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHAT I IMAGINED

They let him go first? Okay. They placed the tile right next to his? Okayyy. They kept the board just for him?? Okay Okay. ACTUALLY WINNING?? BEATING HIS ASS AT GO THEN TELLING HIM YOU'RE STICKING TO HIS SIDE NO MATTER WHAT?? *insert that soyjack pointing meme* SYMBOLISM!!! TITLE REFERENCE!!!

This was a great cascade of events and also my favorite part about their dynamic (and how the fic is written), there's always two conversations happening at the same time with them; one with words and one without. And they both seem to see the two happening and it's so delicious

Three last things to note...

1. Ramattra holding back on his fantasies bc that's just silly it's never happening then the second reader goes "I'm staying btw" he immediately stops resisting LMAO

2. Zenyatta keeps getting referenced so I wonder if that's leading up to anything...

3. “… Please don’t ask me to shoot anyone though.” “We shall see.” THAT'S. THAT'S NOT A NO. RAMATTRA THAT'S NOT A NO.

I am so so excited to see what happens next bc reader will be probs directly involved w the decision making now, or at least come in as another factor and Ramattra's not gonna be happy with all of it...

- smile anon but you've probably already guessed hehe

Smile Anon I need you to know how much joy you bring me, sorry your life has been so busy, I definitely understand though (my job sent me on a business trip this week the week before Christmas! My bro has come to visit for the holidays and I miss out on a little bit of that)

I've read this at least 10 times like ... Hhhhhh you're so sweet thank you!

Yes! I have been doing my best to stay true to his voice and character, though I caught a few mistakes in earlier chapters that I went back and corrected bc I'm neurotic lol

I love this omnic so much it's insane, I'm so glad you enjoyed the game of go!!!!

And I love writing conversations where the words aren't the only focus because communication is more than just language

And yeah, it definitely was not a no 😏

[vettelsbitch]

14, 20, 21(about Seb), 22 for the smut ask meme! 👀

14. What are your favorite smut tropes?

Idk exactly what would count as smut tropes, but here we go

I loooove kink exploration, curiosity is natural and I think showing characters trying out something new, whether something deeply researched ahead of time or a spur of the moment thing, can bring out so much characterization and interesting feelings. It can be fun, it can go great or it can go a bit wrong, or even fully wrong.

Sex toys, just all of them. Smut is always great but if you add sex toys to it? Amazing. Showstopping. Give your character a dildo, give them a vibrator, add a blindfold, what about a cockring? It's like seasoning, you can always get away with a little bit more.

I don't know what to call this but when the character you wouldn't expect is actually the more kinky/experienced/debauched one. I think it's a near power exchange. It plays really well into other tropes.

Guided masturbation, that's just hot. Especially if it's like "we are not together I'm just helping a bro out" kind of way.

Sprinkling some jealousy is fun. Scotty/Daniel/Max scholars thank you so much

20. Share a summary of, or excerpt from, an unpublished smut fic.

Oh god I have so many

Daniel is a lifeguard and has a pussy, Max is obsessed (Pierre and Charles suffer in the background)

21. Share a smutty headcanon about Seb. 

He is a slut, and he's unashamedly one. He loves pleasing his partner but he also loves taking his own pleasure from them, he's a tease and he knows how to make sure his partners fuck him dry one way or another.

22. Share a DVD commentary on [one of your smut fic/smutty scene from a longer work]. 

I'm going to do a little bit of Coffee Break

Valtteri breathes in deeply, the full-bodied aroma of his favorite dark roast enveloping him. The cup of coffee is warm between his hands, the familiar weight and comfort of it calming him down. He moves to sit down on the couch, careful not to spill even a drop. The leather is cold against the back of his calves, but the first sip of coffee warms him up from the inside. He sits back, spreading his legs a little. His right foot bumps onto Daniel's knee.

(I've never been so proud of an opening paragraph as this one, can I ask for a round of applause because this is pure gold. Sliding onto the smut from such a mundane task, kudos to my braincells for working)

Daniel whines at the touch, a little, desperate sound that's barely audible. It's the first touch he's had since Valtteri finished tightening the leather restraints on his wrists before walking off to start making his coffee. Valtteri looks at him, face neutral (Val really works so well as a Dom imho), while taking another sip of his coffee. Daniel isn't looking up at him, his head hanging and his shoulders forced back by his tied arms. He's completely naked, his thighs spread apart, his golden skin and tattoos contrasting with the beige carpet. Valtteri moves his feet again; now his ankle is bumping against Daniel, the tiniest drag against the inside of his thigh. Daniel moans again, hardly more than a pant.

Valtteri shushes him, his lips mere centimeters away from the mug. He can hear the sharp breath from Daniel and the soft scratch of the carpet against his knees when he shifts his weight. He closes his eyes and savors the coffee, its flavor filling his mouth. He can feel Daniel's warmth on his leg; if he presses closer, he could even feel his pulse. So he does; his leg moves, and his ankle pushes against Daniel's thigh. He feels him tremble; another, louder whine follows.

(I love descriptions, if you read any of my works you'll see I like to get verbose with my descriptions, specially of sensations during smut, there's so much more that goes on than the physical pleasure. The sounds, the taste, the textures)

He opens his eyes and notices Daniel's thighs trembling and his angry red erection twitching hard in between his legs. A metal ring rests against the shiny glans, keeping the sounding rod in place (you'll never guess how much research went into this fic, no regrets though), and twinkles under the light coming from the window. He's wet from the lube and from the precum that manages to ooze past the steel. His balls are flushed too, darker than the rest of his skin, stretched by the dark rubber ring around them.

"Daniel, you should know better. I'm trying to enjoy my coffee." He says this while reaching for the coffee table and dropping his half-empty mug, his leg still pressing against Daniel. (I don't think he's only going to enjoy the coffee)

Daniel finally raises his head, slightly damp curls stuck to his forehead. His face is red, his mouth is open and wet, and he is panting. "I'm sorry," he mutters. He's trembling all over, his hips twitching, his abdominal muscles tensing. Valtteri moves again, forcing his face to remain calm and stopping his smile (it takes a lot when you have a desperate Daniel at your feet). He presses his leg harder against Daniel's.

Daniel advances clumsily on his knees, desperate to be touched. "Please," he says, hips moving, trying to reach Valtteri, trying to get some friction, to feel his warmth against where he needs it the most. Valtteri stops him, grabbing his curls and tugging—just a touch, just some tension. Daniel moans, his eyes dark with his pupils eating up the brown. "Please, Val."

(I always love making Daniel go from zero to one hundred in a matter of seconds. He's chill, calm, smiley, but put him in the correct situation like on his knees and he will be on a hair trigger)

"I was trying to enjoy my coffee," he repeats, moving his feet closer to Daniel's crotch. "But you decided to be a desperate slut instead of letting me." (I surprise myself every time I sprinkle some degrading, since I always insist I'm not into it.. maybe I am) He slides his hand down, cradling Daniel's cheek, his thumb pressing down on his plump lip. "Maybe I should have gagged you." (Yes)

Daniel tries to get closer, moving his head just enough to try to get Valtteri's thumb to slide into his mouth (All these men have oral fixations, change my mind). Valtteri can feel his wet pants against his hand; he can feel himself getting hard in his shorts; his body is heating up with the visual in front of him. "Maybe I shouldn't have left you waiting for so long," he says, pressing his toes against Daniel's balls. "But a good cup of coffee takes time, and you know it. (I've seen how Val posts about coffee, he would take 30min for an espresso)" Daniel tries to nod, closing his eyes for a second, but Valtteri's hand doesn't let him much range of movement. "Perhaps punishing you should be better." He pushes his toes harder, pressing Daniel's balls against the carpet. He moves his hand down to his neck—no pressure, his fingers just resting across the thick muscles there.

Daniel shudders, his whole body tensing up, his jaw clenching. He's trying to keep his voice down; Valtteri can see him struggling. He releases the pressure a little, lifting his foot enough that Daniel manages to take a deep breath before he pushes down again. He can feel Daniel's balls squish under the ball of his foot, the skin soft and warm, the slight resistance of the flesh (Aren't ball physics just fascinating). He presses further, until Daniel can't keep his whimpers in and his dick twitches, almost bumping against Valtteri's leg.

He raises his foot completely, barely containing his smirk at Daniel's shoulders dropping from the tension leaving him. He moves his foot up, his toes barely brushing against Daniel's dick until he can poke at the sounding rod ring with his big toe. (I think I've never written so much about feet.. I don't know how I feel about it)

"Look at you, whimpering like a whore (yes) from getting your balls stepped on. You wouldn't even be able to cum." He nudges the ring, not pushing or pulling, just moving it, but Daniel is always so sensitive and responsive that he cries out, his bottom lip between his teeth doing nothing to muffle it.

(Daniel's bottom lip is so thick and juicy, for what? So I can obsess over him biting it?)

[p-receh]

For an April fool's game, they have no right to make this good...but they still did it.

IT'S SOOOO UNBELIEVABLY GOOD LIKE HOLY HECK?!

Where do I start? Okay, history-ish lesson time.

This is not the first time that Sonic's PR team make a game specifically for an april fool's joke. During Aaron's era, there was an infamous website game titled 'Big's Big Adventure 3'. And as the name suggests, it tells a story of how Big showed up in random places like you might/might not see him as a cameo during the SA2 event.

Same format as TMoSTH, a visual novel style game with uh....flappy bird-inspired game, and of course the fishing segment as sub content.

And that's it. I like the story not gonna lie. I enjoy playing it. Full of meme content. But the existence of the game itself was huge in 2016. It may not be the best thing to re-live it in this era in my opinion.

I bet the website is down now but you can still watch some playthroughs from youtube though.

And after seven years, the new Sonic PR team create a game for another april fool's joke. But this time....I don't think this is not full of memes to be laughing by the community. It's...unexpectedly something else.

Sure the highlight of the trailer first and foremost: "Sonic is dead" was a real deal. It was all over the internet even though you were not active on sonic at that time.

I personally didn't watch the trailer yet I knew that highlight. So I play it blindly without any knowledge of what the hell happened before this existed.

But as I open the game, I was shocked. It starts with deep and slow music like typical mystery games you played, great art designs, and a nice choice of colors that encapsulated the title itself. Simple, yet the qualities that represent are almost like it was not made for such a free game, even as a joke for that day.

I have yet to start the game but it left me with such an impression.

I love everything about this game. They nailed every. single. one! Even with each traits that were being misrepresented by fandom, somehow corrected to their very core! What is this? What in the world am living right now??

And this is one of the stories that I want to read in fan fiction. Just a group comes together creating unexpected events or just doing their normal life. Whether Eggman got in the way or not is up to you. It has silly and quirky moments freely.

The jokes landed perfectly without making them OOC. In fact, I got a bunch of new headcanon from that game. It has so many memorable scenes that you might already see most of them on the internet.

For the protagonist, yes I can confidently say I related to Barry that much. Even at some point, I felt I was inside the train surrounded by these extravagant abnormal people. I truly thought every response that Barry had was exactly like mine if I was in that scenario. (looking at you Tails)

For a mystery game, I kinda think how they summarize the whole case cooouuld have been better. The sub-ones did a great job to wrapped up the messes. I don't hate the whole problem tho. I actually adore it. Hmm, I might need to replay it again soon and see if it could change my mind about it.

Mini-games! It might be my personal bias so apologize for my taste. If I want to, they should add an additional setting to adjust Sonic's position. I struggled A LOT during mini-games. God why Tails had to toss every thinking section to me, please stop T_T.

For Music... wow I didn't prepare how well thought out this music has. The ost of this game is uniquely true to its theme and It still stuck in my head for days. The theme song and the interrogation section are my favorites. Some mini-game section is also catchy and upbeat!

Artstyle! Oh I loooove the design throughout the game. Each character got well design clothes that are creative and also stay true to their character with a bonus to the lore of the story! Deegeemin has my list as one of fav sonic artists.

Conclusion?

please play the game

[adriancatrin]

ok not that you were really asking in the tags of ur rb of the zuko lightning vid but in CASE you are wondering….

it’s technically 2 songs. on lady gaga’s newest album chromatica she has 3 instrumental interludes to break up the 3 main sections of the album, called chromatica i, ii, and iii respectively. what’s special about chromatica ii is that it seamlessly transitions into the next song called 911 (which is also one of the most beloved songs on the album bc it’s just such good pop) in this very anticipatory, crescendo way that had fans IN A CHOKEHOLD when it came out. like listening to chromatica ii into 911 for the first time was an experience and of course it took to the (gay part of the) internet like moth to a flame.

people started making memes where it’s a clip of an iconic moment from a show or movie, or maybe a famous fight from a real housewives franchise, or a famous line of dialogue from something, and set it to chromatica ii into 911 so the famous transition moment where 911 starts hits right at the biggest moment of the scene. one i remember is in the batman movie where uma thurman plays poison ivy, there’s a scene where she dramatically arrives (at the top of stairs i think?) so someone made a clip where it’s the scene of batman and robin talking and chromatica ii is playing, and it’s timed so the 911 transition happens at the exact moment poison ivy appears. yknow because uma thurman as poison ivy is gay iconography. i think if you were to search “chromatica ii into 911 poison ivy” it would come up and then probably suggest other videos like it. i mostly saw them on twitter. it was a great moment in time.

it works with basically any dramatic moment you can think of. so for years i’ve been saying “we need chromatica ii into 911 but it’s zuko shooting lightning back at ozai” because even if you’re not of the mind that zuko is gay it’s a HUGE MOMENT that calls for the dramatics of chromatica ii into 911. i don’t have any video skills whatsoever so finally a friend who gets why it would slap so much kindly made it for me. and during pride month too!!

i know you didn’t really ask but i loooove talking about this and explaining it bc chromatica is so good and the chromatica ii into 911 moment really defines that album for me. it was so incredible live too. anyway i hope you have enjoyed this unsolicited lesson!

i only just saw this ask pffsdjlfj but thank you for explaining!! i completely missed that trend apparently lol, lame. here's the vid in question if anyone wants to see

[kagender]

putata or mekeke for the ask meme

YESSSS i think ill be nice and do both.

putata:

Sexuality Headcanon: gonna act like i did with tamama CUZ HES GAYYYYY DUHHHH. like everyone in the world knows this and i knew it the first time i saw him. gonna go a bit off the rails here but hes the guy that got me watching the shurara corps arc, cuz i saw him in that big ending image w every keronian in it and i was like HOOOOLY SHIT.

Gender Headcanon: he is VERY MUCH A TRANSMAN n also i think he would loooove neopronouns n xenogenders. like hes just that kind of guy

A ship I have with said character: just like every person in the world i just luuuuv putameke..... theyre little freaks made for eachother, crafty guys who work in different mediums but still appreciate eachothers mediums, an excellent combo for frogs for when you want to steal the keron star etc etc. very compatible. they should not be seperated

A BROTP I have with said character: putata n kagege bestieism is sooooo faunny to me sorry. awkward guy devoid of any color and the most colorful energetic guy in the show(PROBABLY)

A NOTP I have with said character: ummm i cant think of anything that isnt like. straight up problematic cause i cannot be a hater really. i guess ill feel a bit iffy if someone pairs him with a girl but ive never actually seen it so like.like.

A random headcanon: im having a bit of trouble pinpointing just one honestly. cuz i think of the corps a lot in general....

well i think hes very caring over his nyororo, in my au it doesnt actually die (listen. i get a bit upset whenever a nyororo gets killed off in the anime thats just a funny beast.) but it does get really sick and it makes him flip his shit a bit ALRIGHT! like i def think its a pet hes had since childhood, his familys like dirty rich so they got him a nice one. saying that i def dont think hes getting much money from them anymore, like he has seperated himself from them pretty hard. also he knew mekeke since they were like, early teens? wow this is all over the place

General Opinion over said character: did you know that putata is also a species of bug(jodis putata) anyways hes GREAT. got me into this whole shurara corps thing. i had such strong brainrot over him when i was like 13-14 and im not exactly proud of it, still love him tho

mekeke:

Sexuality Headcanon: hes BIIIII. bisexual. hell ya baby!

Gender Headcanon: i think mekekes another character that falls under "not cis, not trans but some secret third thing" for me, i think i labelled him a demiboy a while ago though. well he is a boything for sure

A ship I have with said character: i will just repeat putameke..... literally 2 guys made for eachother wowwww its so wild I CANT BELIEVE IT. but also kagemeke is funny. cuz they both use puppetry haha fun but i dont think abt them too much

A BROTP I have with said character: ill just parrot the kagege thing again, though i also think him and dokuku would click together a bit :3

A NOTP I have with said character: I COULD NEVER BE A HATER!!!! never ever

A random headcanon: like w putata my minds a bit over the place.... imma be honest every time i get asked for a random headcanon my mind just goes blank like i forgot everything ive ever thought of in my life

one of my oldest headcanons ever is def gecko-handed mekeke, cause he has to stick to ceilings somehow if he wants to control his puppet from above. sorry i dont like making guys float for no reason.... i think hes def a bit quirky design wise in my au, has some brown markings that he just got as he grew up (thing that happens with keronians sometimes in general tee bee eh) and i call him oxidized because of that. also he has four arms for some reason. i dont really know what his deal is. its not even just his design he wasnt raised by keronians and might act a bit silly cause of it.

General Opinion over said character: bit of an autism beast

[araedi]

KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.

○  NAME:  Mojito

○  PRONOUNS: He/him

○   PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION: Pretty chill! Tumblr IM’s are great if we’re newly acquainted, but I prefer Discord for any ongoing communication as it’s easier for me to snag. I do live in perma-offline lurking mode there though so be sure to just message whenever!

○    NAME OF MUSE(S): Thor Odinson (on this blog. I also run a multimuse at @compassofsouls with canon and oc mix, and Scott Lang at @minimizexaggrandize) 

○    EXPERIENCE/HOW LONG (MONTHS/YEARS?): 15-17 years ish??

○    PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED: Everything from AIM/MSN/Skype to custom-built sites to forums too numerous to count! man I miss the days of proboards and invisionfree. Dabbled in so many fandoms too!

○   BEST EXPERIENCE: Too many! Aside from the friendships which go without saying as the best part, there have been so many hilarious, angsty or exciting plots over the years

○    RP PET PEEVES / DEALBREAKERS: Honestly it’s a goes-without-saying “don’t be an asshole” kinda thing for dealbreakers: lots of drama, poor behaviour, that sort of thing. 

○    FLUFF, ANGST, OR SMUT: All! I’m a big lover of all genres having their place as part of a varied set of threads, and that always gives me something to jump for if I’m not feeling one particular thing on a night. Slice-of-life and fluff are super cute, but I do feel they need a little more plotting/direction else they fizzle out quickly or become repetitive. Action/adventure is super under-appreciated and I loooove a good fight, adventure, or dramatic escape kinda deal :D Hurt/comfort is great for some relationship building when it’s on a fair balance and it’s not always the same one muse always expected to do the comforting. I am frequently bapped with a rolled up newspaper by partners for going too hard on the angst train >:) and as for smut? I’m stunned how little Thor’s gotten here over the years even though he’s open to it tbh xD I’m open to all of it, especially as a means to develop character relationships and explore their dynamics.

○    PLOTS OR MEMES: Light/moderate plot and memes! Heavy plotting can work in the right circumstances, but I best enjoy having a skeleton of a plot arced out (”XYZ happens, then maybe they do ABC and can wind up at F!”) and then go ham with everything in between without need for pre-establishing details. Memes are FANTASTIC for some casual banter and creating in-jokes or incidents muses can reference, but I don’t prefer them as the bulk of my writing. Memes which organically develop into a full thread with a plot have been some of my favourites.

○    LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: Whatever fits the situation, I’ll adapt as the thread/s call for it. I’m kind of a mixed bag where brevity always feels right for the pace of something action-based, but angst will tend to lean longer as there’s usually a lot more room for internal reflection. I don’t tend to worry about matching partners too closely as long as either side have enough to go on in their next reply without being left miles behind.

That being said, with time constraints I prefer to lean towards less lengthy replies, tell myself I’ll whip up a brief post, then get overexcited and waffle on xD especially with my less-loved muses or OC’s: their replies tend to run a bit longer because I’m so desperate to actually have the chance to write them!

○    BEST TIME TO WRITE: Evening or mid-afternoon if I’ve got the time

○    ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): Oooh not sure if that’s really for me to say or y’all who know me best, right? I mean he’s a massive Asgardian deity yeeting through space and lifting things heavier than cars like nbd and I am a reclusive lil chihuahua of a human lmao. He’s certainly more sociable and confident! I guess we’re both painfully stubborn, impulsive, loyal; love to eat, love animals/nature, have a complex family dynamic and identity issues out the wazoo. I used to have to wear an eye patch as a kid and may well lose sight in one eye over the years, so I guess there’s also that xD

Give me his height, physique and braidable hair, tho. Damn.

TAGGED BY: stolen from @benevolentgodloki​

TAGGING: Anyone who fancies it and hasn’t done it yet!

[tribadismes]

7, 10, 11, 34 for the tv show ask!

Hey love ! Thank you so much for asking !!

7. have you ever been inspired to start a new show based on gifs or memes it has produced ?

oh definitely ! probably the case for 1/4 shows i've watched !

10. what’s one show you thought you’d love but turned out to really hate ?

There's this show called Work in Progress that sounded right up my alley, it's written & stars a butch with ocd so you know basically my life story, i was really excited about it, but it ended up making me extremely uncomfortable and was a huge disappointment. The premise is already... really icky since it's about this 40 something butch lesbian who starts dating a 20 yo pre-transion trans man, but you know it could have been handled in a good way i guess ? but it wasn't, it really really wasn't, and the main character is so unlovable and, yeah, big flop, wouldn't recommend, oh at all. I was also really disappointed in Dead End : Paranormal Park, it's an adult horror/fantasy cartoon featuring a gay trans man lead and his autistic bestie and talking dog. I love adult cartoons and liked the premise and animation style so i was like this is gonna be good but it's not. I watched it less than six months ago and barely remember it so i can't really elaborate lmao but i remember the plot being both messy and underwhelming (proof : can barely tell you what the plot even is) and also that the worldbuilding was extremely lackluster, which is a huge dealbreaker when we're talking fantasy like ?? Needless to say i dropped both these shows after the first season and never looked back.

11. which TV show has the best musical soundtrack, in your opinion ?

if we're talking serious good original soundtrack obviously Twin Peaks comes to mind... if we're judging by how obsessed i am with it then... Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, oh surprise

34. what are your top 5 shows right now ?

i loooove that question and i will even make a proper ranking for yah ! I'm judging by how often I think about them and how much youtube content i consume around them lmfao.

5. A League Of Their Own : best show of 2022, favorite lesbian show since oitnb probably, actually haven't gone into a youtube rabbit hole about it (yet) but i really wanna rewatch it soon, also my thirst for butches in period clothing is endless

4. Arcane : i am obsessed with this show, watched it twice in like a week, it's amazing truly, so fucking well-written, if you're into fantasy, animation, crazy women and butches with big muscles you should definitely watch it. I don't think a show has ever emotionally scarred me like that and i loved every second of it.

3. Young Royals : i regularly rewatch scenes from this show, i'm just fascinated with the acting... also i love their love, makes me wanna fall in love again (yes i have been using it as a coping mechanism since my break up to remember love is beautiful and shit)

2. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend : i mean what can i say that i haven't already said jjjkjkjkjarf the thing is it's the only show on this little list that i watched for the first time a really really long time ago (4, 5 years ago ?) and that has finished airing (cause my obsession for the other shows is mostly explained by : i'm waiting for the next season/episode) but i'm just obsessed with the music man, i listen to it on a daily basis almost

Helluva Boss : indie adult cartoon (free on youtube), hence why it's almost unknown except if you're an embarrassing cartoon dweeb like me lmfao but it's about to be a lot more famous since a show by the same creator in the same universe was picked up by i believe hbo and is going to air sometime this year. The best way to describe the tone of the show is, it's like Bojack Horseman but in hell. It's. So. So. Good. It has everything i love : really really dark humour, fucked up characters, drama, incredibly toxic gay ships, tons of lore, great world-building, foreshadowing, and most importantly a completely hectic release schedule (due to it being indie) that makes my adhd go absolutely fucking bonkers

[brandycranby]

brandy!!!! a raccoon mug for me? 🥺💕 ahhh it’s so cute!! 😍 would steve get something like that for hybrid!reader? or bucky maybe? she and bucky must be an absolutely chaotic (and iconic) duo 😌

awwwwe you know what, the promise of (smutty) wrestling would make me get into bed immediately, too! steve just has the best bribes 🫣😋 ehh and a midnight snackie? yeeees imagine a sleepy stevie following her into the kitchen and just sitting at the counter half asleep while she’s rummaging through the fridge for food 🫠

also, it is confirmed, am definitely a raccoon: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsbobGjAMct/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 👀🦝

you know, I was thinking abt re-watching knives out this weekend (bc fall weather is finally here) and then I was wondering how ransom would react to raccoon!reader 😅 I think he would not be able to handle the chaos! buuuuuuut: hybrid!reader would loooove his soft knitted sweaters and his shiny hair 🥹 and another totally random thought: does hybrid!reader know her birthday? does she celebrate it? 👀☺️

okay haha this is a very chaotic ask, but here you go! have another forehead kissie 💋 and a biiiiig hug 🫂🥰 sending you much love and the bestest vibes for the weekend 💕🤲🏼🌸

-🦝

my squishy raccoon nonnie 🥰🥰 ty for kissie n hug 😣💕 sending u one right back w the mug

hehe i think steve and co would get her all the raccoon stuff!! she's always seeing cute cat stickers and puppy merchandise online 🥺 i bet she feels left out as one of the "undesirable" hybrids. but we should value all kinds of animals (and hybrids)!! she gets some mugs, some t-shirts. bucky and wanda send her memes and comics every day and they all make sure she feels extra special on her birthday. i think she does know it but didn't really celebrate while she was out in the wilds 🥲 now she gets a big big cake that steve orders a month in advance!! and lotsa presents!!

OOOOOOOH now that i'm thinking about ransom and raccoon hybrid!reader!! i bet it's a love-hate relationship. or love-admiration on reader's part (big shiny soft smells GREAT has food and blankets love love love) and annoyance from ransom (meanie). but he likes the admiration and attention probably hehe and he'll grow to cherish her 🥺💕

ty for always sending the good vibes and love!! i hope you're feeling a lot better and good luck with your new semester coming up <333