#i ❤️ dilfs

[the-anime-enthusiast]

When I say "I ❤️ Hot Dads", this is who I'm talking about.

[gh0stz404]

lucifer (obey me) watching mc/ghost (oc) flirt with lucifer (hazbin hotel) because. dilf :)))

[amymbona]

Gonna buy the I ❤️ DILFS shirt and then write Art Donaldson under the slogan

[jimmys-zeppelin]

[letaot-ze-magniv]

הגעתי לשפל חדש אבל החזה העירום של איזי הנדס מעורר בי דברים… אלוהים אני אוהב דילפים

[torotits]

grey veins mv i’m kissing you on the mouth

[specialgrades]

Hngndhdh as much as i love Geppie my brain is fixating on peepaw Welt he's so fine n for what??? Idk maybe its just cause ive always been into older men,,,, anyways he also has a massive meat hammer. the schlong is schlongin.

older men have me by the balls dude holy shit. maybe it's the daddy issues. and for some reason, the schlong is always schlongin'.

[lilykrept]

So

Rome make me feel good pleeeease

[jimmys-zeppelin]

[clementinesmustyhat]

he’s so cute i need him pregnant right now

[jimmys-zeppelin]

I <3 big men. big man sexy man.

[akajustmerry]

Rob Collins as Tyson Walker in Firebite (2021-?). Dir. Warwick Thornton

[keithyaboii]

Wolverine's charcter as each movie was made kinda interests me. X-men origins Wolverine is feral and violent + he's traumatized.

2000 x-men Wolverine is a tumblr sexyman imo. Idk what it is but 2000 wolverine is so much more gentleman-y and well, gentle. I get it he's kinda got memory loss n stuff but like. . . Am I wrong to say that he's softer in that movie and objectively sexier because of it..? The way he treats rouge in the movie is how I want to be treated tbh.

[upwards-descent]

Geoffrey Nightingale, full-time necromancer, part-time post-death grief counselor, certified doctor and known hot piece of ass

Geoff uses he/they/it ❤️

[deersbloodyantlers]

Emerald Fennell didn't give us close ups of Old Oliver with glasses because that could've been lethal. (she was scared of success)

[rainesarxchive]

‘i’ve missed you!’

gender/reader: undisclosed.

warnings/notes: based on real events. (NOT) checked for grammar ♡

masterlist here: nonexistent

You laid face down in your single bed, contorting your body from the neck down as you tried desperately to think of anything else or anyone else.

You couldn’t.

Out of frustration you sat up on the bed and unknowingly began to calculate the size of your bed and questioned whether it had the capacity to hold a second body. A snug fit of course, but manageable, that was the conclusion you had come up with.

The thought of him would not budge.

So once again you found yourself plopped against your pillow whining and grunting out your frustrations into nothingness, painfully daydreaming about your long-distance boyfriend.

Entering into a long distance relationship was a commitment you knew would be hard, but this level of physical distress and mental exhaustion was not part of the package.

You flipped your phone over, shutting your eyes instantaneously as the bright screen illuminated your room and burned away at your retinas. The time read 09:34, you started at the background picture, before swiping to look at your notifications.

You smiled as you saw what you regarded as the most important notification, the one from Toji

'Good Morning, Precious.’

You kicked your legs, and screamed in your pillow before composing yourself to the best of your abilities and responding with the goofiest smile plastered on your face.

20 June 2023

9:48AM Outgoing Call 3 hours 17 minutes 56 seconds