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soundlessdragon · 5 months ago

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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

#husband

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danielhowell · 2 months ago

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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

#dan and phil #good omens #phan #ineffable husbands

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mamatater · 1 year ago

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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

#ive been telling my husband to get a tumblr for YEARS #and NOW hes asking me dumb questions about it #b

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mod2amaryllis · 2 months ago

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i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.

#m2a #i reek of bisexuality so hard that multiple people have said we have bi couple energy #and I'm always like you don't understand. i have never met a more heterosexual human than my husband.#he's perfect.

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brightlotusmoon · 2 months ago

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#my husband's brother in his group home

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ameba-from-space · 6 months ago

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#It's about seeing that just because im queer does not mean i have to died like a dog on the streets #just the thought of queer people being allowed to exist long enough to grow old makes me wanna cry #gonna put my ships on blast do not judge me #kakairu #Innefable husbands #mchanzo #erasermic #wrightworth #superbat #aladarius #queer #lgbt

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starlight-bread-blog · 10 months ago

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Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

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sannuiz · 8 months ago

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POV : you're about to get served the most bomb food to ever exist possibly

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nipuni · 8 months ago

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Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊

A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen #innefable husbands #hades game #hades II #my art #should I open commissions like these hmm

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shoomlah · 1 year ago

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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

#good omens #gomens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #my art #made with stolen time over the course of two extremely busy months but I'm so glad its done #Aziraphale's reading a first folio obviously #cones of dunshire voice: it's about the DETAILS #extremely excited to introduce everyone to this song about DEEPLY YEARNING for someone who annoys the hell out of you #its a banger

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unhingemyheart · 9 months ago

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Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2

Neil Gaiman: Yes

Prime Video: What‘s the Story?

Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.

Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with.

Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?

Prime Video: Yes?

Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.

Prime Video: Aaaand?

Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love.

Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?

Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love.

#you can't convince me this isn't what happened #good omens #neil gaiman #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #good omens season 2 #prime video #ineffable idiots

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maarigolds · 8 months ago

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Neil Gaiman's favorite trope

#dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin payne #painland #?#sandman #dream #dream of the endless #hob gadling #dreamling #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands

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luxury-nightmare · 15 days ago

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Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

#epic the musical #Odysseus: I am not the man you fell in love with #Penelope: L + Ratio + Don’t tell me you’re not the same person + You're always my husband and I've been waiting