#husband killed wife

[backpackingspace]

Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

[artbysarf]

The Moth and the Lizard are married actually

[flamingtoads]

Bathena dressing as Lily and Herman Munsters for Halloween! 🧟‍♂️💕

[dragonanon]

I imagine that Sinner S/O helps Charlie defend the Hotel but only because they wanna life stream the fight to Satan

S/O: Alright, princess, I'll help

Charlie: Oh thank you thank you thank you!

S/O: My husbands going to think I look SO hot, allll that golden blood...

Vaggie: You're married? Can't he help?

S/O: He could! And he would

Charlie: Will you ask him for help, then?

S/O: Absolutely not <3

I mean, why would you call ur huge dragon husband for help, when you could just kick ass and look hot all by yourself?

She never explicitly states who her husband is the entire time either lol. Just that “he’s a big scary looking dude, but an absolute sweetheart”. So everyone just assumes it’s some random Sinner, and the truth only comes to light because dude rocks up to the hotel after the big battle to congratulate you on kicking so much ass.

Vaggie: “I’m sorry, your fucking husband is SATAN??!”

Me: “Yeah!….Did I not mention that??”

Everyone: NO!!

[thesadisticsiren]

So Shen Qingqiu's weird take on masculinity and homosexuality and his internalized homophobia means that he went "binghe's the stallion protagonist, of course he's the husband, so I must be the wife" and conversely Luo Binghe's been dreaming of being Shizun's beloved housewife since he was 14 and he's now living the dream.

I firmly believe that, consciously or not, they more or less take turns. Being called 'Wife' is a baton they pass back and forth as suits them.

When in Cang Qiong, Binghe takes the position of a Peaklord's spouse so seriously, he's going full Shimu and is so smug about getting to making people refer to him as such. Shen Qingqiu ofc would make sure Binghe gets the full rights and respect owed to him as Shen Qingqiu's spouse, but is still too thin faced to refer to Binghe as wife anywhere other than in private.

Luo Binghe does not share this problem when they're in the Demon realm. Visiting demonic dignitaries learn about Shen Qingqiu being Luo Binghe's wife before they learn his name, before they learn that he's a cultivator of a level that fucking with him is dangerous aside from the fact that Binghe would kill you for looking at him wrong. Before they learn that that human cultivator might kill you for looking at the Emperor wrong. In private, though, Binghe's acting about the name as he does on Qing Jing, but the ways he gets to show his shizun off are different between the roles.

Externally, to everyone else, it almost looks like code switching. But to them its just them doing what they want. Which is mostly Shen Qingqiu letting Binghe do as he pleases, which is often Binghe doing his best to make it clear that he belongs to Shen Qingqiu, and vice versa.

[harrywavycurly]

The concept of Eddie being a serial killer but being sweet to us just makes me imagine serial killer Eddie and a princess reader 😍 she’s so innocent but is married to a literal killer.

Hiii babes!!! Oh my gawwwddd staahhppp!!! This concept is *chefs kiss* because it’s just the irony of you being all sweet, innocent and probably a little too nice/trusting while being married to a serial killer who you have cutting the crust off your sandwiches and leaving you love notes on the coffee maker before he rushes off to “work”🫠 Just let me indulge myself for a moment okay?

Masterlist: here

TW: Eddie is a serial killer

“Honey where is the pot that I make soup in?” Eddie holds his finger up making the man tied to a chair in his own basement stop squirming for a moment. “I want to make soup for dinner is that okay?” Eddie quickly puts his phone on the work bench next to his duffel bag so he can put you on speaker, placing you on mute as he looks into the eyes of the man with a busted lip.

“Make a sound and I’ll make this the longest most painful night of your life understand?” The harshness of Eddie’s voice instantly makes the man just nod his head making Eddie smile as he unmutes you. “Soup sounds amazing Princess, the pot is on the bottom shelf in the cabinet to the left of the stove.” Eddie begins rolling up his sleeves as he hears you rustling around in the kitchen, a loud banging noise making him raise an eyebrow at the phone. “You okay baby?” He hears you let out a sigh letting him know the answer.

“I can’t find it.” Eddie’s eyes flicker from his phone to the man tied to the chair. “I really want soup.” He knows by the way he hears a small sniffle come from the phone that you’re about ten seconds away from having a breakdown in the middle of the kitchen.

“Listen to me baby,” he glances at his watch and then back at the man in the chair. “Give me ten minutes and I’ll be on my way home and I’ll make you some soup how does that sound?” He knows you’re contemplating the idea and he can’t help but smile as he pictures you sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor letting out a huff because you wanted to make the soup for him, he’s always thought you were so adorable when you were slightly frustrated.

“Fine but can I help?” Eddie quickly grabs the gloves out of his duffle and begins to put one of them on as he hears the sound of you plopping down onto the couch.

“I’ll never say no to your help sweetheart.” He watches the man carefully as he pulls out the next few items from his duffle, his eyes glaring into the man’s reminding him to stay silent. “Now I’ve got to go okay? I love you and I’ll see you soon.” You tell him you love him too before both of you hang up. “It’s your lucky day,” The man’s face goes white as he tries to wiggle out of the ropes that are tied around his ankles. “This is going to be quick but…probably not painless.” 🙃💖

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

That's the face he makes when he's feeling silly.

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[columboscreens]

[differentnerddiplomatopera]

Diomedes goes to Ithaca AU

Ok, when Diomedes goes to Ithaca, do y’all think he told Penelope that Odysseus tried to kill him? And when Odysseus gets back (after they do all their loving and kissing and sappy shit) do you think Penelope just berates him/beats his ass?

*Diomedes, Penelope and Odysseus wake up in the morning, in each other’s arms*

Odysseus: it is so good to be back. I have so many things I want to do with you both. Diomedes we could- Penelope: Actually Odysseus, I have a surprise for you. Could you please wait here my dearest, most precious husband, love of my life *intense blinking*

Odysseus: *already suspicious and nervous* um, yes? I-

Penelope: Great, great, great, cool, cool, cool, cool-cool. Diomedes my heart, keep him here why don’t ya?

*Penelope skips out the room*

*Odysseus swiftly turns to Diomedes* Diomedes, let me go right this second, she is planning something. I don’t trust her as far as I could through Agamemnon. Dio dearest, Let me go, now.

*Diomedes just holds him tighter*

Diomedes: *with a knowing smile* Now Odysseus, our lady-wife so graciously asked you to stay here. I understand why, wouldn’t want you to disappear for another 20 years. Now my dear, just stay in my arms. You deserve to get what’s coming to you.

Odysseus: ….. what?

Diomedes: *kisses him* It was a pleasure, Odysseus.

Odysseus: Diomedes, I will do anything I-

*Penelope, standing in the doorway, holding her loom* Odysseus, I do this with love but wHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUU!!!

Odysseus *screams incoherently*

Diomedes *Playing with Odysseus’s hair and humming*

*Penelope runs and jumps at Odysseus with her loom*

Odysseus *screams louder*

Meanwhile…

Telemachus: ….

Athena: What on Olympus…

Telemachus: Can we go, I don’t care where, I just wanna leave.

Athena: Say less

[blackholesun321]

I love how we as a fandom wether or not we agree on the whole Dragon and Crocodile we’re together or had a fling (or a baby 👀).

Everyone has the innate understanding that Crocodile would top the shit out of that man.

[laniidae-passerine]

my post about Danver’s racism hits so much harder knowing now that she had an Indigenous son and she lost him, implicitly to someone white and drunk like the woman she arrests in an early episode. She made a life with a man she loved and she had a baby with him - someone she likely felt growing inside her, that was born with her eyes, that looked nothing else like her but was her baby. Her special little boy. And then this town, out of nowhere, stole him from her in the most horrific way. So love nothing. Protect no one. Let nobody in. Until Navarro with all her problems and her heart and her belief and that connection which allows her to see Holden, to tell Liz what he said, comes crashing in. And everything changes.

[backjustforberena]

Corlys "Heart Eyes" Velaryon:

[guess-i-do-art]

People actually like my Dracula AU?? What??

Have a silly doodle I made :) vampire Jonathan doesn’t believe in gravity

He’d probably somehow sneak into Mina’s house after learning she followed Dracula back to Transylvania. Absolutely no warning… he just appears™️

[shipperwolf1]

Hellraiser 1: we'll kill you if you screw us out of this deal, kirsty

Hellraiser 2: NO DEALS, KIRSTY. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Hellraiser 6: I'm gonna drag you into hell with me kirsty and NOTHING WILL STOP M-- oh a deal? Of course babe whatcha got

[merlinbian]

morgana's gay ass was like "i need to kill arthur so i can be queen. obviously this entails corrupting gwen to be entirely faithful to me and resentful towards everyone she loves who has become my enemy so that we can take over camelot — afterwards, i have no intentions to kill her or deprive her of her status as queen. yes, i still intend to be queen, don't think too hard about these implications"

[keep-her-wild]