#huntercorp!dean is gay

[ye-olde-tardis]

I care. I care so much. Huntercorp dean is so gay.

huntercorp!dean is for sure openly gay but he is not in a relationship with cas. he doesn't even know cas. he's divorced from victor henriksen btw. if you even care.

[aerialworms]

...would you fuck a clone of yourself?

Happy Birthday old man! Let me make fun of you!

I couldn’t decide which answer to give him in my last post so I gave him them all <3

+ Jackles bonus because that man is as deranged about Dean as I am:

(Image IDs (and episode IDs!) under cut)

[Image ID: Answers from the Buzzfeed quiz “Would you fuck a clone of yourself” meme edited over screenshots of Dean Winchester from various episodes of Supernatural.

1. 16 year old Dean from 9.07 Bad Boys looks confused and answers “I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.”

2. 18 year old Dean from 4.13 After School Special smirks and answers “I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone”

3. 1.01 Pilot Dean stands in Sam’s apartment, smirking self-consciously, next to Sam, who looks disappointed with him. He continues the previous answer: “because I want to know if I'm good in bed.”

4.  Dean Smith, at his desk in 4.17 It’s a Terrible Life, looking concerned, answers “I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.”

5. 8.17 Goodbye Stranger Dean sits at the map table in the Bunker and reads a porn magazine. He answers without looking up “It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.”

6. Alternate Universe HunterCorp Dean from 15.13 Destiny’s Child sits on the other side of the map table in the Bunker. Looking bewildered, he answers “It’s not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

7. Dean, handcuffed on the floor in Endverse Dean’s cabin in 5.04 The End, tells his alternate self “I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.”

8. In the same scene, Endverse Dean holds up his assault rifle and answers “I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.”

9. Dean, completely under the memory curse in 12.11 Regarding Dean, says with wide eyes “I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.”

10. Demon Dean in 10.01 Black, reclining naked in bed, makes a funny face and gestures cheekily as he answers “Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.”

11. The bonus image. Dean, in Jensen Ackles’ trailer in 6.15 The French Mistake, holds up a fan magazine with Jensen and Jared on the front. He looks absolutely done. The box containing the quiz answer has been edited to look like a speech bubble coming from Jensen’s mouth on the magazine. It reads “To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.”

All the images have been watermarked with the poster’s url “@aerialworms”. /End ID]

[incesthemes]

Debating whether to trick or treat because you did it because of me or not to trick or treat because you were nervous you wouldn't have anything to say and it gives you more work... As if there's ever a chance I wouldn't pick the former. Trick or treat!

lmao thank you!!! okay for you i pulled out a snippet from a wip i started working on immediately after watching 15x13, where huntercorp sam and dean stay in the bunker with our sam and dean instead of being deported to brazil. i've only shared this wip with one or two other people so congrats on being the third!!! lmao

“It’s fine, Dean.” Sam puts a hand on Dean’s thigh and squeezes, rubs it up and down the length and gets just a little too close to his crotch on his way back up. He takes Dean’s chin with his other hand and caresses him for a moment, eyes locked together. “We’ll figure it out later. It’s not that big a deal.” When Dean is calmer and Sam finally lets go, he finds the other Sam and Dean staring wide-eyed at them, shock-still and rigid as they watch the two of them. Dean looks back at them. “Can we help you?” Freak Sam breaks out of the stupor first and shakes his head vigorously, enough that Dean vaguely wonders if it’ll knock his manbun loose. “No! No, we’re fine! Aren’t we, Dean?” An elbow to his ribcage gets Freak Dean nodding along, but he doesn’t stop staring. Cas leans in over the table, his tie dragging through the pool of ketchup. “I believe they’re a bit bewildered by the nature of your relationship, Dean.” Sam hums questioningly, and it takes Dean a few seconds to process as well. When it hits him, it hits hard. “What, you think we’re gay?” Freak Dean clears his throat as if he’s been scandalized. “Dude, no, we don’t swing that way. Right, Sammy?” Sam pulls a face. “I mean, if you wanna be technical about it.” “Never mind, don’t listen to him.” Dean rolls his eyes. “He went to college in California; you know what they do to kids’ brains there.” The other Sam and Dean look like they do not, in fact, know what colleges in California do to kids’ brains. “I’m not gay,” Dean insists just to drive it home. “Sammy can be whatever he wants to be.” “Dean,” Sam says gently, placing his hands over Dean’s. “I think they’re more weirded out by the fact that we’re, y’know…” Dean takes a moment to process this, too. “Fucking?” The other Sam and Dean choke on something at the same time, doubling over with both hands braced on the table. The kitchen is filled with raucous coughing and hacking, a sound Dean thinks is probably similar to cats throwing up a hair ball. “Seriously?” Sam asks, face hard and disapproving. Dean just shrugs. “What else do you wanna call it? And if you say ‘dating’ I’ll knock you out cold right here.” Sam’s face contorts. “Yeah, no. Never that.”

👻 ask box trick-or-treat! 🎃

[masakia]

What if the universe from The Winchesters is actually the huntercorp universe, just you know before Sam and Dean were born and the reason Dean is comfortable being gay is cause his family went to therapy

[angelsdean]

i am back to thinking the "not of this earth" comment re: dean is bc he's literally come from heaven / he hasn't been born yet in this time but. imagine this really is the huntercorp universe origin story. the scooby gang expands to become huntercorp. huntercorp dean gets to be out and gay bc john got to be besties w/ carlos and swerved his homophobia lmao

[ao3feed-destiel-02]

that smile on your face (makes it easy to trust you)

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/9UiMyvP by bethefirstwhoeverdid Huntercorp Dean and Sam have to leave behind one of the most important things in their lives. Team Will 2.0 has to deal with the aftermath. Words: 5432, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, HunterCorp Dean Winchester, HunterCorp Sam Winchester, Jimmy Novak (Supernatural), Jack Kline Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, HunterCorp Castiel/HunterCorp Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Dean Winchester is Bad at Feelings, Dean Winchester Has Self-Worth Issues, Castiel and Dean Winchester Need to Use Their Words, Castiel and Dean Winchester Have a Profound Bond, Sam Winchester is So Done, Dean Winchester is So Done, Bodyguard Jimmy Novak, Russian Jimmy Novak, HunterCorp Universe (Supernatural), Openly Gay HunterCorp Dean Winchester, Huntercorp Dean Winchester Does Not Have Bowlegs, Bodyguard Romance, Angst with a Happy Ending, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Love Confessions, Everyone Has Issues, Not Canon Compliant, I think?, Tags May Change read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/9UiMyvP

[deanwasalwaysbi]

If the point of the pizzaman montage immediately preceding AU!Dean stepping out of a mint green fiat with a side part wasn't that huntercorp!Dean was gay, then it was vital to know about before Cas and Dean stood at the alter in a church waiting for their son to come back with their rings.

I don't make the rules.

[soldierboys]

sorry just. the implications that with loving parents dean would turn out gay…

[redlenai]

Twitter blessed me with a new ship. No matter if Drugstiel tops or bottoms, I can only see a wheelchair in the flamboyant rich gay’s destiny

[found--family]

omg that is huntercorp dean. thank you.

endorsement from thee queen #Huntercorp!Dean: The Gay Teen Adventures! 

[rosstrytobe]

Italian dub just made sound Huntercorp!Dean and Huntercorp!Sam so gay and european 👀🤔

[deanwasalwaysbi]

I have news for you about solider boy, Dean.

[casmybelovedass]

Supernatural italian dub highs and lows:

Rai airing the Featurette episode before the actual season thus spoiling spn to non live watchers

Jack's VA sounding older than Dean's

Dean: "He was almost... like a son"

✨Trastullarci ✨

5 different assbutts:

rotto in culo = "broken in the ass" / piece of shit

bastardo = bastard

gran culone = fatass

faccia da culo = ass face

damerino = ✨ Dandy ✨

Dean: "Fanta apocalisse di merda"

EIYLEEN L-HEE-HEE

Vessels = conteiners

Pugnale di demone & pugnale d'angelo

The Equalizer = The AVENGER

Sam's message chat to Cas changed to Cas messaging Sam from Sam's phone?????

The Lee-orgy triplets were all girls

Dean's VA dubbing directly over Jensen's "You son of a bitch", which can perfectly be still heard

Lee muttering "We..." before dying in Dean's arms. THAT WAS NOT IN THE EPISODE???

Rowena gave Napoleon a short STATUE instead of STATURE

The common italian saying "You have a broomstick up your ass" changed to "You have a broomstick down your throat" WHAT IS THE PARENTAL CONTROL FOR RAI?????

Dean's "I had to bury [Cas] in the box" was stressed so that it ment there was no other way if not throw Cas in the ocean

Cas: "Dean, you made it" Dean: "You did too!"

Guest star = ✨extraordinary participation✨

Dean's VA Stefano giving Dean a lil gay voice from time to time :)

Sam's VA David's performance being better that j*red's

VA Andrea Lavignino being used in 3 episodes in a row for 3 different characters (and I'm convinced he was Mike's VA as well)

Chuck is very excitable

Bad luck = literally bad luck (we say sfortuna not cattiva fortuna)

Claire x Kaia romantically confirmed by Jodi's "She loved her"

deaf!Dean truthing shut down by Cas saying Dean "Hears thing stronger than any other human". Not actually but the way it was worded sounded like this

Cas and Dean's VAs meta-making fun of the "sexually intimate" adaption

Dean to Cas: "Wake up my friend!" WELP

HunterCorp!Dean calling j*hn PAPI

Dean's swears in 15x14: accidentino, accidenti, acciderbola

Stussy, Vussy & Dussy

Messere

Dean has a penetrating smell to amara

Guy: "You're an angel?" Cas: "Yes, but not the good kind" BITE BITE KILL KILL

Sam asking Dean if him and Cas had ✨bickered✨

Dean's VA being extremely soft when Cas is leaving to find another way 🥺🥺

Dean: "I love that kid too" 🥺🥺

Jack is a dolce confettino 🥺🥺 (sweet little candy/sugared almond)

CAS HAD A MANUFACTURING DEFECT!!! THEY LITERALLY SAID HE CAME OUT WRONG !!!

You made it loud = It was so loud???

CAS WAS THE ONE SAVED FROM PERDITION????

CHARLIE CALLING STEVIE DARLING/LOVE

"Let's go reap a reaper" sucked

Vulgar toilet translation cesso used twice. This is actually why the show had parental control suggested

"Being at your side changed me"

Italy once again proves to be THEE homophobic country by keeping Cas' monologue exactly like it was meant to be, until the "I love you", which was made to be a platonic "Ti voglio bene"

Misha Hero Collins imbruttisce the Rai by saying Ti amo both on Instagram and Twitter

What a couple of weeks

[sosaysdean]

Jensen is the gay best friend that wears more stylish clothes.

jackles dresses just like gay huntercorp dean so real

[angelsdean]

#it’s about hunting culture especially as seen through johns teachings where ANY additional flair/ornamentation is seen as unnecessary frill!#this is the same society/culture of people who called him gay for owning a golf club! god you have delicate features for a hunter! etc#hunters value practicality over style and so any choice made where style is factored in at all is outside their norm and deemed frivolous#and many hunters also seem to follow the line of thinking that plain and practical = masculine#and anything more than that (care put into neatness style or appearance) is not only feminine but also weakness and vanity (via @aliveboydean)

Yes thank you, Daph, literally exactly this! I thought we all understood this about hunters and hunting culture in-world but clearly some missed the memo. It truly doesn't matter what dean's gun may actually represent if the culture he's specifically part of sees things like ornamentation as a sign of weakness.

I mean, just look at how Huntercorp Dean and Sam got played for laughs with their fancy clothes and slicked back hair. Hunters are known to be rough around the edges, plain, and practical, not pampered and dressed stylishly. So anyone deviating from those norms, no matter how small, is going to be looked at sideways. It's not a huge jump to make to imagine that many hunters would look at Dean's pretty looking gun, compared to the plain ones everyone else uses, and make a judgement about dean based on his choice of weapon.

dean’s pretty pearl handle engraved gun is something that can be so personal. gotta find that post abt dean only being allowed to have pretty things in the from of a weapon (found the post). his gun is SO outside what ppl would expect from him. it’s non-masculine by traditional standards. like it’s literally his one form of accessorizing aside from his jewelry which he later stops wearing. he can have this delicate and beautiful thing, have it be a big part of him, like he loves it, he loves it like he loves Baby. but he’s only allowed to have it because it’s a weapon. like yes i know and love and agree with all the dean as Baby meta but also. dean is literally his pretty pearl handle engraved gun. you have very delicate features for hunter etc etc.