#hungry beelzebub

[three-realms-archive]

Biggest Crush

Summary/Details: MC sees someone on TV that they haven’t seen in a while, and the brothers react accordingly. Fluffy and light, all brothers included!

You didn’t mind being squished in between Mammon and Beelzebub on the sofa for the weekly movie night. The former took the opportunity to not-so-subtly snuggle into your side, whilst the latter held a comically-large bowl of popcorn; eighty-percent of which was probably for himself. The movie you watched was some old film that the brothers’ apparently had some nostalgia for, but could only be found on DevilTube. Inevitably, this meant an advertisement would play every so often; and your eyes lit up as a familiar demon flashed up on screen.

“Woah, it’s Darkfang! Yo…” you said, tossing some of Beel’s popcorn into your mouth. The sixth-born simply smiled, content at seeing your cheeks so adorably full, as you continued. “He was the first Devildom idol I ever got into!”

A few noises and hums of acknowledgement came from the brothers. On the TV screen, Darkfang flashed a handsome, cocky smile, winking at the viewer as he showed off what you assumed to be a new fashion line. You feel a wave of nostalgia wash over you.

“Y’know,” you began, voice slightly muffled as you chewed, “I had, like, the biggest crush on him back when I first got here.”

Silence, this time.

Lucifer tensed up. Leviathan peered up from his D.D.D for the first time that evening, with an imperceptible yelp. Satan balled his fists in his lap to stay composed. Asmo bit his lip. Beel stopped eating. Belphegor’s tail thrashed against the carpet.

Mammon’s grip on you was getting a little tight.

“Hey, Mam’. You mind squeezing a bit lighter?” You say nonchalantly, eyes focused completely on the movie, which had started up again after the advert had finished.

Little did you know, no one was paying attention to the movie anymore.

Instead, each brother replayed the advert in their mind; determined to one-up their new competition.

_

Later that week, something strange happened around the House of Lamentation.

Well. Strange things always happened… but this was different.

Suddenly, everyone was into idols. You caught Asmo and Levi studying idol performances more intensely than you had ever seen them study for an exam. Beel had even joined them for dancing practice each morning - complete with synchronised singing and chanting. You could hear the commotion from your room, and it now served as your alarm.

You figured this fascination with idol culture was what got Satan, Belphegor and Mammon in the music room every day after school. They didn’t know you knew, but it was pretty hard to miss when Mammon’s cries of ‘we sound so much better than that idiot!’ rang throughout the halls, accompanied by the rather-hideous combination of sounds from an electric guitar, a classical piano, and a cowbell.

Then, there was Lucifer. You tiptoed quietly into his study one evening, intending to remind him to get some rest. Instead, you found Lucifer sound asleep, his head on his desk… and a poster of Darkfang nestled under his cheek. Beside it were notes - meticulous, handwritten notes - with various facts you recognised about Darkfang’s height, weight, workout routine, diet… even his favourite pie flavour?

“Oh my Diavolo… I never guessed they’d all become Darkfang fans!” You whisper excitedly, blissfully ignorant to the brothers’ true motives. “I’ll start watching him on TV more often.”

(i’m probs gonna start doing more comedy amongst the angst storm lol. a lot of family friends way younger than me recently got into kpop, and i started watching and looking back at old idols i liked - especially vocaloid and kpop idols that gained popularity around the bts wings era. feel free to share any idols you guys liked as a kid/teen!)

[imcalledwicked]

Himbs a happy boi 💕

❤ Beel ❤

[aidenshun]

"So…hungry… You look delicious."

"…That tickles."

[vampire-superstar]

[ashdownunderscorebeloved]

Been in a car for like 3 hours and it’s got me wondering who the best and worst roadtrip partners are cuz in my opinion it’s

Best: Leraye, Paimon, Beelzebub, Eligos, and Bathin like these guys are straight vibing the whole time the radio’s turned up and the snacks are packed and it’s great

Worst: Leviathan (sorry), Bimet (i love him but he gives me those vibes idk why), Dantalian if he’s driving, and Michael like I don’t wanna be in this car

[s1mpa1]

OBEY ME! IN….

Clips from shows I’ve watched Pt.1 :

Parks and Rec - moments that reminded me of BEEL 😭

This video is short, I apologize!

[devildom-moss]

Roses for You (6)

This had all started when you noticed a link between a book on the language of flowers you had borrowed from Satan’s room and the current lessons from your Seductive Speechcraft and Magical Potions classes.

In Seductive Speechcraft, you had just reached a section on the effectiveness of spells using non-verbal communication: enchanting glances, dance, and offerings. Meanwhile, in Magical Potions, the professor had been discussing the significance of using specific quantities when concocting potions; they had spent fifteen minutes just providing examples – including adding petals from two different flowers when using them for a love spell.

You couldn’t resist discussing the use of flower language – utilizing the type, color, and quantity of the flowers – to specify the magical intent of an offering as a form of seductive speechcraft. Asmo and Solomon listened intently. The same idea popped into both of their minds, and before you knew it, everyone was looking into color and number meanings, searching for the perfect combination to convey their feelings for you and try to put you under their spell. The only rule for their little competition to charm you? Only roses are allowed.

Will you be charmed by their attempts?

Six Roses - Beelzebub

Word Count: +600

I want to be yours

(a rare Nightbringer era-specific fic)

Your phone buzzed on the table between you and Solomon. You were having one of your study sessions at home. Solomon glanced at it – nosy as ever – and sighed. “One of your other suitors?”

“Oh hush.” You rolled your eyes and checked the notifications. Okay, so Solomon was right.

Beel: Are you home?

Beel: I’m near Cocytus Hall. Would you like to go on a date?

MC: Right now? I’m not really dressed for a date. I was just studying with Solomon.

Beel: Don’t worry about dressing up. We can have a casual date. I just want to eat with you. Besides, you always look good. Please?

MC: Okay. I’ll see you soon.

“Sooo,” you started, gathering your books and notes.

“You’re ditching me to get some dick, aren’t you?”

“Nooooo.” You pat Solomon’s cheek playfully. “But I am ditching you to get food with a cute demon.”

You had just enough time to put your books on your desk and check yourself in the mirror before the doorbell rang. That was quick. You rushed to the door, hollering at Solomon, “I got it.”

“No shit,” Solomon shouted back, “but I’ll tell my abandonment issues not to get the door.”

You rolled your eyes at him again.

When you opened the door, Beelzebub was standing on the steps with a small bouquet of bright red roses. He grinned, cheeks tinted with a faint blush, and thrust the roses towards you. “I knew you’d look cute.”

“I –” you were stunned, and heat rose in your cheeks. Six red roses were a bold declaration of passion and lust – that he wanted to be yours. You second guessed whether he understood what he was saying or if he just wanted to give you flowers. Everyone knew red roses were supposed to be romantic, so maybe Beel didn’t think too much about it. Despite the “competition” that the others seemed to be engaged in, you didn’t exactly expect Beel to be concerned with it. Your face twisted in uncertainty, wondering how you could ask if he meant it without offending him.

“Do you not like it?” Beel asked in a soft, nervous tone. His eyes were wide and sad.

“No, I love them,” you insisted. “It’s so sweet, but is this a part of the little game everyone’s been engaging in with me? Do you –”

“Can I kiss you?” Beel interrupted, simultaneously hesitant and urgent.

Beel always kept you on your toes with his direct approach. Thrown for a loop, you simply nodded. That was all Beelzebub needed to close the distance between your bodies – although he was careful not to squish the roses you held to your chest. As was often the case, when Beel kissed you, it was feverish and hungry. His large hand gripped the side of your neck, grounding you as his lips moved against yours. You felt his tongue graze the crease of your lips, as if he was begging you to let him in. He conveyed the message of the red roses with his mouth: passion, lust, love almost to the point of madness. Just as you parted your lips, Beel pulled back. His breathing was shallow, and his eyes were dark with need.

“Can you feel my desire now? I know red is cliché, but I mean it.” Beel glanced down at your lips. “I’m yours – if you want me. Make me yours. I want you to take me to your room and make me yours.”

The deep blush that reached up to his ears confirmed that he knew what he was suggesting. You chuckled and smiled. Deciding to tease him, you asked, “What about our date? You wanted to get food. Weren’t you hungry?”

“We can go out afterward, I promise. I want to satisfy this hunger first. Is that okay?” He was too precious.

You pulled him inside the house and whispered in his ear. “Wait in my bed like a good boy while I put these in a vase. And Beel?”

“Yes?”

“I’m yours, too.”

Lucifer (1) | Mammon (2) | Leviathan (3) | Satan (4) | Asmodeus (5) | Belphegor (7) | Diavolo (8) | Barbatos (9) | Luke (10) | Simeon (11) | Solomon (12) | Thirteen (13) | Raphael (14) | Mephistopheles (15)

[bbnibini]

One thing that I think about a lot is that we have gradually lost the Beelzebub who is capable of being crafty and manipulative as seasons and new lessons passed. OG's season 1 Beelzebub who can be as calculating and intelligent as his twin, but chooses not to...unless it's to protect the people he cares about. I miss him.

[onyourowndaisymae]

obey me boys as deleted tweets pt. 3

this series got me my first piece anon hate <3 but i'm posting anyways in honor of 80(!!!) followers. thank you all for continuing to chuckle and fuckle with me

[part 1] // [part 2]

content warning: mature & dark humor ahead baybee, you know the drill

[hungry-eel]

Based on your Beelzebub rant I do have an unfinished sketch in a book somewhere of a chubby short female version. but honestly, why are all depictions of them so thin? like in Obey Me or Helluva Boss

OOOO yes!! If your able to find it feel free to share it with me either as a repost or in dms ^^

But yeah I absolutely get what you mean with Obey me and Helluva Boss! With obey me, it honestly hurts so much because Beel truly does eat a LOT and often but along with such, he also has a bunch of weight insecurities, and is often shown to exercise as much as he eats to prevent himself from gaining weight. Though I do understand that's something people are generally into, it honestly still hurts so much that we barely if ever get any moment where he gains weight, and I wish we could just have ONE prolonged moment where he has a gut.

With Helluva Boss, I also have thoughts on because yes, I do understand that part of the point is that there is more types of gluttony than the over indulgence of food, but at the same time I honestly with that we could have more moments where Bee indulges in food as well. Its honestly bad when Mammon shows more signs of gluttony than even the overlord of gluttony herself, and it would be so interesting if she could have a quirk where where she is always holding a small snack or just always snacking on candy bars in general, that would honestly be such a fun trait to have!

Anyways in conclusion: we need to promote Cassius to be the new lord of gluttony.

[sharingoreozwithbeelfox]

THIS IS SO SAD WHAT THE FRICK??

[lilirot]

Still hilarious as Lucifer stans and haters point back and forth at each other yelling about how while X did X and Y did Y like almost...perhaps, just maybe, none of the characters are perfect??????

[numberonenat]

>> commissions open <<

MY BABY 😭😭😭😭😭 i finished 🥹 oh god i’m so proud of myself

i hope all beel stans like myself like it as much as i did 😊😊😊

i love him sm 🙁 look how happy he looks 😭 that’s all i need

yeah bye

[nocherryblood]

Brb, about to beat up a purple mop

[mizurko]

trying my hardest to get beel right so here are a few attempts

[cy-writes]

Hungry Six Pack by Beelzebub (Obey Me!)

Link to the original song

My world is so full

Yet so unfulfilled

Never satisfied

No need to step in, I don’t care at all,

Sometimes I can take

Question, increase,

Became an, illusion, given, to you

From A, to B, to C, each set

Give me everything

You should probably know even without any of my words standing in our way,

You should know just by looking at this body of mine it really hurts

My stomachs so empty, empty, I can’t take it anymore

Will you be the one to fulfill my lasting hunger for me

When our eyes meet, I’ll love you

Forever

Forever

Broken to this world, ruled by my hunger

Every day’s the same,

Around me are these “six”, that I must protect

Each and every day

Question, vanish,

In this, delusion, please don’t, ignore it

From D, to E, to F, each set

I can take it

You should probably know even without any of my words standing in our way,

You should know just by looking at this body of mine it really hurts

My stomachs so empty, empty, I can’t take it anymore

Will you be the one to fulfill my lasting hunger for me

Our feelings stay, together

Forever

Forever

Question, increase,

Became an, illusion, given, to you

From A, to B, to C, each set

Give me everything

You should probably know even without any of my words standing in our way,

You should know just by looking at this body of mine it really hurts

My stomachs so empty, empty, I can’t take it anymore

Will you be the one to fulfill my lasting hunger for me

With all the love within me

Forever

Forever

With all the love within me

Forever

Forever