#humor me folks ����

[cordspaghetti]

The twin devils, humbled by her blunt force trauma

[notbecauseofvictories]

oh, every other horror comedy I've seen can step aside, they have nothing on 1973's The Wicker Man

[littlelightfish]

The twins are introduced:

People who speak/know spanish:

Advanced humour

[shannonsketches]

He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌

(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)

[writingthroughthenight]

twitter tweety twats #36 - Folk of the Air / Once Upon a Broken Heart / Shatter Me

[braemjeorn]

i was calculating daewoong's age for a fic and there'll be some spoilers here so mind yourselves.

anyway let's get it. the hypothesis is that if he was 17 in that scene where he got beaten up (I don't think he would tolerate any more beating after 18, he'd fight back) and seojin was at least 5 blowing on his wounds cutely, they'd have a 12 years gap. or 13 if she was 4. which means, that considering seojin graduated college on track at 22 in the year 2022 and shin cha-il came at her second year of career, she's 24 and and daewoong is 36 during the series.

now daewoong's actor jin goo was 44 (b. 1980) during filming - which is also possible to be daewoong's age but considering seojin was at least 5 or 4 during that scene, it's too big of a gap. again, i don't think daewoong would tolerate anymore beating after 18. (he could be even younger in that scene, so the gap would be closer, but the keyword of the flashback was my highschool days and all.)

so this statement baffles me.

either someone is not considering things right in the script or mr yang was exaggerating his loyalty OR he did saw the 6/7 year old son of his CEO being bullied by his older brothers so often and just decided to defend him from then on, hence the claim. hilarious headcannon but very possible - and most touching. in this perspective, daewoong is easily in the hero/victim position and the brothers the villain, which is an interesting view (shounen arc much?) still hilarious, so i'll give you daewoong's pretty smile to entertain ourselves.

(honestly this all depends heavily on seojin's age because with the flashback scene and how she's a junior employee, i really don't think daewoong could be any older that 37. hardly. possible. that's my cake, eat it.)

talking about age again, i like to think that the gap between the older two and daewoong is more than a mere two-three years. even though they look like very mean college kids here.

but - gunwoong had two kids, right? the oldest at least 16 or 15 years old.

the son was wearing a jacket in the hospital scene (ep 2 i believe?) while his sister was in a uniform, it's possible to presume that he just started college, so 18 at most.

say that gunwoong got married in his late 20s - around 27, and had kids soon after. with that number, he'd passed away at… 42-ish. at least. but i think him and sewoong could be way older than that, because it's vewy reasonable to me that when the two were in early elementary years, 6 or 7 year olds, their emotionally distant dad just brings in a new woman after their mother passed with a baby in tow. without the right orientation that would have been a despicable prospect that the hate lasted years after. equally worse even if only daewoong comes to be raised in the house when their mother's alive because father wants to take responsibility for the bastard. same deal if there are no mothers around and just three brothers not knowing what to do with each other. no healthy emotional attendance or proper parent figure, plus the influence of how others might degrade daewoong's low birth, so they just—sewoong hated his guts and gunwoong only started to acknowledge daewoong a year before he died like—

he ended up rising above them all. damn king.

[skeletalheartattack]

Do you have a bluesky?

i do not, no.

[un-pearable]

krypton is a gaping hole in kal-el.

clark kent is, according to his driver’s license and his about me blurb that prints increasingly smaller on his corner of the new dailyplanet.com, a classic sweetheart from western kansas with a bachelors in journalism and a one bedroom half bath three streets and a bus ride away from the daily planet in the heart of downtown metropolis. clark kent is celebrating his recent win - getting the printer to work without the hinge suffering a sheer fracture - with an extra sugar packet in his second cup of joe for the day and humoring his next desk neighbor’s heckling over it.

kal-el — superman — is the man receiving the mayor’s accolades with the world and the laser focused glare of the police chief weighing on his shoulders. according to, kal-el is,

clark kent is the well-meaning dork who never quite grew into his size and was bullied in high school, when asked he recounts being too sickly to join the football team and too unpopular to get over it. clark kent arrives early and works late to work off his four and a half years of student loan debt. clark kent has childhood friends, and an ex-girlfriend, and a budding romance with the abrasive, dyslexic, isn’t-she-just-lovely lois lane at the desk next to him who’s recently recruited him as her partner-in-foiling-crime.

superman — kal-el — has a baby blanket wrapped around his shoulders, a hunk of metal in a barn a couple thousand miles away, and a name with syllables even his mother can’t pronounce. a logo on his chest that he does not know and a dedication to love and truth and saving that is deeply, entirely human.

krypton is an aching absence in kal-el. krypton is the word he carries in his mind for when he fumbles his keys and almost breaks the doorknob, for when he hunches and smears his glasses. krypton is the lack of an explanation. krypton is, simply put, not. krypton is to kal-el not what kansas is to clark kent. kansas excuses the overfriendliness and the impromptu vacation days “to care for his ailing mother” and the handiness with a tractor. krypton is the torch they carry alongside their pitchforks when the bludgeoning begins. krypton is the response when the tragedy is unpreventable, when the wariness pitches into fear.

krypton is the world he holds in his heart when he can’t help but wonder. krypton is the sword his enemies hold over his head — a condemnation, a promise, a hope — and lord over him. the world is trapped in memories not his own, preserved in the perverted motives of those who would trade lives for tradition.

krypton is, later, eventually, a bridge. kal-el, an ambassador from a culture he’s borrowed to the one he was fated. clark kent, a haven. krypton is a girl in a spaceship of her own, fleeing from a krypton that was.

[chiseld]

Going to start referring to "Git commissions" instead of "Git commits". Because "commission" is the correct noun form.

[chrimsone]

my favorite destiny headcanon is that Guardians will tell each other to 'kill themselves' instead of to 'piss/fuck off'

[cwbuggo]

CAN I HAVE THE KHAN X TEACHER IMAGE I’VE BEEN REELING EVER SINCE I SAW THAT PLE

ok so fun fact it’s not from a full image, i drew it for the sole purpose of the bit. but here’s a bigger version without text. big version (with text) and inspiration are beneath the cut.

and yes, i did use the grammatically correct form of “mitochondria.” i may not be above drawing crackship old man yaoi for a singular joke, but you will not catch me supporting the mistaken pluralization of mitochondrion. smh

[shdwtouch]

ngl that this is how I feel right now XD that ya'll just keep seeing my posts like uh huh puffin, thats nice puffin, theres old man puffin talking to himself again lmao

[dexterno-artz]

Sigh

what could have been

I should probably put the unlisted video link here so I don't keep torturing myself and reminding myself what could have been from having the video in my watch later

RIP budget - hopefully one day we'll get the canon continuation again://

[mariska]

from the bottom of my heart i hope everyone who happens to be online on here whenever my clown car of a brain very suddenly hyperfixates hardcore on nathalie sancœur + gabriel agreste (and sometimes ms. emilie agreste as well if u know me im sure u know by now that im always cracking myself up thinking abt her Mr. Freeze's Wife Situation In The McMansion Basement) from My Favorite Least Favorite Not Good Cartoon Show That I Hate And Also Love So Very Much knows that i AM. Sufficiently. incredibly embarrassed posting about it anywhere. i promise i am aware that i am 27 and a half years of age and this is one of the worst case special interest scenarios for someone so very far outside of the intended audience age range. but you also must understand that they are two of the funniest cartoon villains i have seen in magical girl genre type media in years and i am agoraphobic and have quite literally been going insane having a long list of debilitating progressive disabilities and very little independence and sometimes i need to be cringe about those crazy french bitches and their soap opera level villain plot drama to get through the day without ripping all of my real life hair out. ok. you must understand this. i don't want me to be like this either. it is my burden and curse

[jerseyartblog]

SO if you follow me on Instagram you've already seen the spam about this but...

BUT

This is kind of an #iconic moment for me xD So I am happy to share this here with all y'all: I got to visit the Scholastic offices and my editor gleefully handed me early copies of my first graphic novel, GHOSTS DON'T EAT POTATO CHIPS

I don't think words can accurately describe the excited jumble of emotions I feel for having my work physically in my hands, but I think my big cheesy smile says it all.

xD Now that I've got work-graphic-novels-one-and-two over and done with, I'd love to get back to personal illustrations, comics and fanart (!!!!!), haha, so stay tuned~