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princess-of-anons Ā· 1 year ago
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So cartoon logic aside are dogs, like, a sapient species in the Fossil Fighters universe? Or was Rex from the BB Brigade just Like Thatā„¢ when they found him?
Princess Pooch from Champions is a normal ass dog and itā€™s at least implied that the rest of her royal family is also just normal ass dogs but seemingly all the dogs weā€™ve seen in this series have intelligence and problem-solving skills close or equal to that of humans
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great-and-small Ā· 7 months ago
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My grandfather and my godfather (a beloved neighbor and dear family friend) had a long standing bet- for one dollar- about who would die first. Both of them being slightly pessimistic (in the funny way), they both insisted that they themselves would be the first to die. Any time my grandfather had a health scare, heā€™d gleefully call up my godfather to boast that heā€™d be passing ā€œany day nowā€ and he was sure to win the bet. It was a big family joke and they were always amiably sparring and comparing notes about who was in worse shape, medically speaking.
When my grandfather was in hospice care dying of liver cancer, my godfather was quite ill also. It took him great effort to make the journey to see his dying friend. As he came into the room, supported by a family member, he shuffled to my grandpaā€™s bedside and silently handed him a dollar bill. He was ceding his loss of the bet, as they both knew who was going first. My grandpa had been in quite bad shape for a while and was no longer able to speak but let me tell you he snatched that dollar with unexpected strength and literally laughed aloud. He knew exactly what the gesture meant and he couldnā€™t help but find the humor within the grief. It was the last time any of us heard my grandpa laugh, as he passed shortly after.
When I talk about my appreciation for ā€œdark humorā€ Iā€™m not so much thinking about edgy jokes, but rather the human instinct to somehow, impossibly, both find and appreciate the absurdity that is so often folded into the profound grief of life and death. When I tell this story I think it kind of perturbs people sometimes, but itā€™s honestly one of my favorite memories about two men I really deeply admired. I could never hope for anything more than for my loved ones to remember me laughing until the very end, and taking joy in a little joke as one of my final acts.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs Ā· 7 months ago
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Expertise can't help you here.
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mod2amaryllis Ā· 25 days ago
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i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.
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prolibytherium Ā· 4 months ago
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One of my all time biggest pet peeves with historical(ish) fantasy is when the writer constructs a religion with a clear bias that it's stupid and false and therefore only the Stupid People and/or commoners believe in it and all the smart/elite main characters are like, quasi-atheists or otherwise just routinely flout established religious conventions of orthodoxy and/or orthopraxy because they're Too Smart for it or etc.
It's usually an extension of assumptions that people in the past were just less intelligent than in the contemporary, just being like "I know that the sun is a star millions of miles away that the earth orbits, but this ancient religion describes it as a chariot flying through the sky" and not really bothering to learn the context and just (consciously or subconsciously) settling on 'that's a crazy thing to think and was probably believed in because they were Stupid'.
And that whole attitude pisses me off so much. People were as 'smart' 10,000 years ago as they are today. These beliefs aren't just desperate, random flailing to explain phenomena that could not directly be accounted for either, it's not like people just looked at the sun and went "Uhhh I don't know what the fuck that thing is, actually. I guess it might be a chariot or a boat or something?? Yeah let's go with that." and based entire religious practices on this. Every well-established belief system exists within broader contexts of cultural values/subjective perceptions of reality/knowledge systems/etc, and exist as part of a historical continuum of religious practices that came before. Even when not Materially Correct, they have context and internal logic, they're not always dead literal with zero levels of allegory, and they're never a result of stupidity.
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vmkhoneyy Ā· 2 years ago
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ā€œPeople are inherently terribleā€ no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesnā€™t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know itā€™s hard to see sometimes, I know thereā€™s pain everywhere. But look, thereā€™s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, thereā€™s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, thereā€™s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, thereā€™s good, thereā€™s good, thereā€™s good. Look!!!!
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pickled-flowers Ā· 11 months ago
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Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult šŸ‘ hope that helps
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jesse-pinko Ā· 2 years ago
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As someone who works w animals ā€œanimals are not mindless automatons, they actually do have feelings and individuality and are capable of feeling acute physical and emotional pain and of forming deep attachments with other animals and peopleā€ and ā€œanimals are not human infants and have a limited capacity to communicate with humans so you have to familiarize yourself with their boundaries bc if they feel threatened or overstimulated they will fall back on their basic instincts and if you fuck around you are going to find outā€ are statements that can and should coexist
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verysadlesbian Ā· 5 days ago
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Sky practically called Viktor a fruitcake and then faded away. That is queen behaviour.
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dawndauce Ā· 7 months ago
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and nothing bad ever happened to them
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colorisbyshe Ā· 1 year ago
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i ended up googling how many billionaires there are because of this whole fiasco and there are almost three tHOUSAND billionaires. that is what... trillions of dollars being horded. trillions of dollars that could feed people, house people, educate people. trillions of dollars that could be used to make sanctuaries, protect land and animals, make entire swaths of the world just places where the planet can breathe.
two thousand, seven hundred people. that's just... a particularly dense neighborhood. owning enough wealth to save the world and instead spend on killing it and sometimes killing themselves.
that's what people who go "aw, they're still human beings, aren't they?" don't get. to me, this sounds like fucking space invaders who landed on the planet and just stole the entire food supply. that's not a fellow human being, that is a roadblock to fucking survival. that's my enemy and, yes, i cheer when my enemy dies sometimes.
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gorgynei Ā· 1 year ago
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tsuutarr Ā· 1 month ago
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Yandere! Love God x Reader
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Soulmates do not always meet in every lifetime. Sometimes, a person may become a bird that soars the skies while their soulmate becomes a fish that swims the depths of the sea. Other times, a person may become a little flower in a field while their soulmate becomes a large cactus in a desert. More often than not, the stars must align for soulmates to meet in a single lifetime.
You, however, are the exception. You will meet your soulmate in every lifetime for as long as your soul exists.
After all, your soulmate is the God of Love, an immortal being that ensures that you will meet in every single lifetime.Ā 
It doesnā€™t matter if youā€™re a little plant, an animal, or a human ā€“ heā€™ll always find you and love you. When youā€™re not there by his side, he patiently waits for the glow of your soul to return to the mortal realm.
Itā€™s become a pattern of his, a habit. When you leave his side due to your lifeā€™s candle burning out, his world will be drowned in grayscale and monotony. He goes about his days without much care for anything, his duty taking the forefront of his mind.
But when you reincarnate, your soul colors his world with his love for you, brightening up his days. To him, it doesnā€™t matter what you are, just that you are ā€“ that you exist. Your existence takes the forefront of his mind, his body, his soul. He devotes everything to you for as long as he can, eager to dye you in his colors in every one of your lifetimes.
It doesnā€™t matter that you donā€™t remember him ā€“ heā€™ll remember for the both of you, filling pages and pages with his memories of you. It doesnā€™t matter that he has to start all over again in every single lifetime ā€“ heā€™ll gladly fill you with his love for you over and over again. Because, to him, you go beyond just being his world ā€“ youā€™re his universe.
So, for most people, the stars must align for soulmates to meet in a single lifetime. But for you, your soulmate forces the stars to collide so that he can draw your constellation next to his again and again for the rest of eternity.Ā 
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sweetlullabyebye Ā· 2 months ago
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When she tells you your best mate gets jealous when you say you want to shag someone
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vs when someone wants to shag your best mate
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koipepo Ā· 10 months ago
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That omake of little Kabru not being able to show off his howetown sweets because of Misril gets to me a lot so...
Here's a happier Kabru (and Lairu)
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barbswo Ā· 4 months ago
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So you are telling meā€¦ my boy Addamā€¦ is just another victim of the cat distribution system?
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