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"No. I will not go down there!" The small sapient crossed his upper arms and his fur fluffed out, indignant.
The captain turned and gave him a look. He was not used to flat insubordination. "Why? Someone has to tell engineers Will and Emery and Pam that Chief J'maz might have found a fix for the thermal runaway in the technical docs."
The sapient looked down and absentmindedly gave a gesture of submission. "...They creep me out."
The Captain's wing covers clacked in surprise. "What? The humans? They're fine. They're hard workers, they help out as soon as you ask, they almost never ask for anything in return. Other than their odd dietary habits and the fact that they want the gravity set so high, they're model crew."
"No sir, it's their... active cooling system."
"Active cooling system?" The captain's compound eyes always seemed to be looking at everyone, but everyone agreed that after a while you could tell where they were looking. Their stare bored into the furry officer.
"Haven't you seen them when it's hot? They don't pant, they don't go into torpor, their bodies start...shedding this liquid. It's mostly-" they shuddered "-water, and when it evaporates their bodies cool."
"Huh. No, I haven't seen that. They must have come from a real hot world."
"That's just it! Their world has as many biomes as any. That's just how they deal with excess heat. They can take a lot of heat too before it becomes a problem."
"I still don't see why they creep you out"
"They're so... wet when they're sweaty. They glisten" They shuddered again.
The captain sighed. "Fine. I'll send someone else to tell them. You go help repair the intercom."
One thing that I am 100% convinced would send an alien into cardiac arrest is sweating.
It sounds stupid but think about it: apart from horses, humans are the only species on earth that can sweat so it's not a far stretch to believe it would be incredibly rare in extraterrestrials as well.
Just imagine, one day the AC in the main engine room is broken and everyone starts panting like crazy because of the heat, but the human? Just keeps working like usual? It's not like they aren't affected by the heat at all, but they aren't breathing quite as hard as the rest and everyone thinks ahh yes, humans must have extreme durability to heat coming from that death planet. And then. The human starts melting?!?? And suddenly everyone is panicking because their human is leaking all sorts of important nutrients, metals and water out of every pore - are they dying? Surely this cannot be normal!
And the human has to explain that, no they are perfectly healthy and yes it is actually just the human body's way of cooling itself down and no they don't think it's "the coolest thing ever!!", wait till it starts to smell!
#humans are eldritch horrors#humans are space orcs#humans are space oddities#humans are deathworlders#humans are space australians#humans are sweaty#active cooling
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I had this fantasy for a while where two cute boys invite you to have a sleepover, you don't really know them that well but of course you agree. It starts off innocent and you don't realize what they're up to untill you're restrained to the bed, facing up. They pull a blanket over you and that's where their real sleepover starts. They both take off their pants, you feel their naked musky, sweaty butts pressing to your face as they begin to dutch-oven you. They're really chatty above the blanket, compliementing eachothers' farts, giggling and making out. They snack alot while watching movies and it just makes their farts so much worse, they either act like you're not there or tease you and play games, asking you if it smells nice or making you guess what they're eating at the moment based on their farts, saying that they'll let you go if you guess correctly (they won't).
By the time the night is over they managed to make some nice content with you as the main star and not to blackmail, but they'll see you next weekend, they have alot more stuff they wanna try on you~
#fart kink#eprocto#eproctophilia#face farts#boysmell#gassy belly#gassy farts#gassy guy#guy fart#gay fart#farting#fart#male farting#male farts#dutch oven#human furniture#fart torture#ass rimmer#gassy#gas kink#gassy tummy#musk k!nk#musk kink#musk k1nk#sweat kink#sweat#sweaty men#ass eater#ass wipe#assworship
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She just has to walk on her knees and elbows for one minute, one whole minute: that is all her captors require, and she will be free. Several days have passed. She has been fed and watered, has passed waste into the suit several times, but she is no closer or further from her goal than at the start. Trapped in the suit, she cannot see them, but can hear their footfalls and soft laughter at her predicament, taunting her with the promise of freedom. The suit stinks of her own sweat and waste, but she can only scream into the gag in frustration as the noisome mixture of bodily fluids slips and slides between her skin and the thick clinging layer which imprisons her. She does not know that her entire ordeal is being streamed live, with viewers betting on how long she will take to get her freedom, if at all. If she does not get out within a month, she will be given as a gift to the highest donor to the channel.
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It’s okay to admit it…I’ve turned you into a total foot freak 🦶🏻 my milky soft soles fill your dreams, my dirty gym socks are the only smell that truly feels like home to you. You’re toe-tally obsessed and completely mindfucked for them!
#bd/sm kink#money domination#feetcurves#feetpose#goddess#foot soles#footgoddess#foot domination#sweaty socks#dirty socks#white socks#gym socks#feetish#foot kink#beta sub#findom drain#human wallet#foot humiliation#female dominance#alpha female#domme mommy
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Pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#human bill cipher#stanford pines#fordbill#book of bill#book of bill spoilers#old man yaoi#toxic yuri#toxic yaoi#toxic old man yaoi#begging#sweaty old men mmmm#i've been here since the beginning btw guys hiiii#billford truther since the start
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Men should always be sweaty and out of breath 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
#chris hemsworth#alan ritchson#john krasinski#henry cavill#glen powell#chris evans#daddy#big beautiful sweaty human
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~Sick~ Dreamling Week 2023 hosted by @mr-sadman
#retired dream#human au#You know when you're sick & either shivery too cold or sweaty too hot?#Dream's shivery#Hob's sweltering#the saddest wettest cat#sandman netflix#sandman#dreamling#hob gadling#dream of the endless#dreamling week 2023#dreamling week#dreamlingweek#dreamlingweek2023#myart#fanart#morpheus#my art
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dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden
#chilaios#that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao#HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID#they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well.#and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah....#'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact.#she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns.#'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ...#that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked.#'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver#to see chilchuck . BEET. RED.#because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW.#She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach#miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in#she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing?#chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT#AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO#chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear.#Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that.#between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks -#'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums.#rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit.#i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way.#i think . I think it's hot.#enough to turn you to drink isn't it!#u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant?#does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it#a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world.#whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care#lesbiance
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why is horror almost ALWAYS sweating bro this man must be a straight up water faucet with how much sweat he has in every horrortale panel. however it is for this reason that i think he has hyperhidrosis. hello my name is triglycercule and in this essay i will explain
#because he deserves to have to deal with sweaty hands 24/7#oh i KNOW it is annoying as hell to live in SNOWdin and then be sweating ALL THE DAMN TIME#me when i have my fan blasting at me but my hands are still wet#i cant be bothered to research more than hyperhidrosis can be caused by nervous system disorders#and nervous system disorders can be caused by damage to the brain/spinal cord. and guess who has a giant hole in his head#bro are you crying??? no its just my excessive sweat says horror#and then he just feels colder with the sweat and snowdin wind and then horror starts shivering all the time#shaky hands!!! sweaty hands!!!!!! permanently bloodstained hands!!!!! how else can i make horror hate his hands#he cannot pick up anything at all bro. not even open a doorhandle#in times like those its a goddamn shame horror cant sustain his blue magic#because he would be overusing the shit out of it if he did have it#when horror wants to cause a minor irritation to dust and killer he just rubs his hands all over them#because i do it#its SO disgusting imagine having someone's sweat all over your arm. yeah no#he replaced the whoopie cusion handshake for a drill so he wouldn't have to explain his sweaty hands 😭😭😭😭😭😭#a human got away from horror because they LITERALLY slipped out of his sweaty hands#i know bro was furious. it was comedically easy for them the escape#from that day forward he began wearing gloves. now he has to deal with changing them all the time#first reason you know someone read the horrortale comic: they draw horror with his sweat#i dont even have hyperhidrosis i just get so pissed when my hands start sweating so much. so horror has to deal with it too#i woke up this morning. fan on. full blast. sweaty hands. sweaty feet. immediately decide to cast my rage onto horror#not even 10 am and my hands are still wet even after i washed them someone slice my limbs off#tricule hc#horror sans#murder time trio#bad sanses#sans au#utmv
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sincerely, me, to anyone who tries to joke about max's Silverstone 21 crash
That shit ain't funny, be a normal human being
#max verstappen#f1#formula 1#red bull racing#like imagine being that kind of human being#have some kindness in you for God's sake#I sincerely hope your pillow is never cold#and you armpits are a forever wet and sweaty#you deserve it#brought to you by my long ass marvel meme folder#tina talks f1
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I think a cute chubby gassy gamer boy i can serve however he sees fit would fix me rn.. >///<
#smell kink#boysmell#face farts#fat and gassy#fart kink#fatboy#gassy farts#gassy belly#gassy guy#malefeet#feetish#dirtysocks#smelly socks#sweaty armpits#sweat kink#sweaty men#sock sniffing#sweat#musk k!nk#musk kink#sc@t#scent k1nk#p!ss k!nk#p!ss play#humilated slave#ass rimmer#rimj0b#rimmimg#human toilet#human furniture
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My gravity falls hot take after all these years is that I think the original creators of human Bill were right about him having twink energy. HOWEVER he is absolutely not a smooth well groomed impeccably dressed twink. He'd be a sweaty little freak with smudged eyeliner who dreams of being a reality show star and thinks he could be a model easily but will cuss you out as you walk down the street if you say he can't bum a cig off you (or the whole pack of sigs. no not this brand actually just gimme the whole wallet GIMME-)
#gf fandom do you see my vision#he is capital S Sweaty#gravity falls#bill cipher#human bill design#the book of bill
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its been eight months and im still just in awe of dance fever. florence calls herself mommy in one song and demon daddy in another. in the same song she calls herself mommy she makes fun of asshole dudes who project their mommy issues onto women. in the first song shes no mother shes no bride she is king. shes a girlboss shes a war criminal shes a lunatic. shes the next virgin mary and shes never going to die. she drinks blood she cant get off the bathroom floor she has more catholic taste than the devil shes gilded and golden and shes your girl. she doesnt know where to put her love she just keeps spinning and shes going to dance herself to death. shes blown apart her life for you her bodys hit the floor for you she cant see you she cant hear you everything she thought she knew has fallen out of view. gods gonna be sorry he messed with her if she can stop crying into cereal at midnight. she practices resurrection every night shell open her mouth yes shell take it all is she quiet enough for you yet. shes always running from something shes back in town she wants the rats to spin around her feet with you.
#so i played my dance fever vinyl all the way through because its friday the 13th#and im...#ive been florenced.#she got me again yall#*shes never stopped having me*#anyway uhh play dance fever loud and dance to it barefoot and get sweaty#i think its the cure for the human condition i think i found it#florence and the machine#florence + the machine#fatm#f+tm#florence welch#dance fever#king florence#king florence welch#free florence#choreomania#back in town#girls against god#dream girl evil#prayer factory#cassandra#dance fever cassandra#heaven is here#my love#daffodil#restraint#the bomb#morning elvis#my post
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sweat sessions
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This puppy has been so diaper brained lately, but got a little huffy for a different kinda scent today.
#gaykink#human puppy#gay pup#pupplay#humanpup#sexy socks#smelly socks#dirty socks#gay socks#male socks#socksandfeet#guys in socks#sweaty socks#sniffmysocks#sock sniffing#sniff my socks#kiffeur#mxgear#mx gear#gearhead#gearfetish#gay sports#sweaty feet#stinky soles#stinky socks
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See you at Baja 500?
More like see you at Baja 500lbs. haha gottem' 🏜️🚙🏜️
(Victory Heat Rally is really cool, consider checking out the demo idk :3)
#fat art#weight gain#wg kink#human#non furry#sweaty#sweating#Sally McRally#Victory Heat Rally#I'm sorry dfkjhgkdjfh#ArllanArt
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