#humans are sweaty

[jpitha]

"No. I will not go down there!" The small sapient crossed his upper arms and his fur fluffed out, indignant.

The captain turned and gave him a look. He was not used to flat insubordination. "Why? Someone has to tell engineers Will and Emery and Pam that Chief J'maz might have found a fix for the thermal runaway in the technical docs."

The sapient looked down and absentmindedly gave a gesture of submission. "...They creep me out."

The Captain's wing covers clacked in surprise. "What? The humans? They're fine. They're hard workers, they help out as soon as you ask, they almost never ask for anything in return. Other than their odd dietary habits and the fact that they want the gravity set so high, they're model crew."

"No sir, it's their... active cooling system."

"Active cooling system?" The captain's compound eyes always seemed to be looking at everyone, but everyone agreed that after a while you could tell where they were looking. Their stare bored into the furry officer.

"Haven't you seen them when it's hot? They don't pant, they don't go into torpor, their bodies start...shedding this liquid. It's mostly-" they shuddered "-water, and when it evaporates their bodies cool."

"Huh. No, I haven't seen that. They must have come from a real hot world."

"That's just it! Their world has as many biomes as any. That's just how they deal with excess heat. They can take a lot of heat too before it becomes a problem."

"I still don't see why they creep you out"

"They're so... wet when they're sweaty. They glisten" They shuddered again.

The captain sighed. "Fine. I'll send someone else to tell them. You go help repair the intercom."

One thing that I am 100% convinced would send an alien into cardiac arrest is sweating.

It sounds stupid but think about it: apart from horses, humans are the only species on earth that can sweat so it's not a far stretch to believe it would be incredibly rare in extraterrestrials as well.

Just imagine, one day the AC in the main engine room is broken and everyone starts panting like crazy because of the heat, but the human? Just keeps working like usual? It's not like they aren't affected by the heat at all, but they aren't breathing quite as hard as the rest and everyone thinks ahh yes, humans must have extreme durability to heat coming from that death planet. And then. The human starts melting?!?? And suddenly everyone is panicking because their human is leaking all sorts of important nutrients, metals and water out of every pore - are they dying? Surely this cannot be normal!

And the human has to explain that, no they are perfectly healthy and yes it is actually just the human body's way of cooling itself down and no they don't think it's "the coolest thing ever!!", wait till it starts to smell!

[stinkyboiii]

I had this fantasy for a while where two cute boys invite you to have a sleepover, you don't really know them that well but of course you agree. It starts off innocent and you don't realize what they're up to untill you're restrained to the bed, facing up. They pull a blanket over you and that's where their real sleepover starts. They both take off their pants, you feel their naked musky, sweaty butts pressing to your face as they begin to dutch-oven you. They're really chatty above the blanket, compliementing eachothers' farts, giggling and making out. They snack alot while watching movies and it just makes their farts so much worse, they either act like you're not there or tease you and play games, asking you if it smells nice or making you guess what they're eating at the moment based on their farts, saying that they'll let you go if you guess correctly (they won't).

By the time the night is over they managed to make some nice content with you as the main star and not to blackmail, but they'll see you next weekend, they have alot more stuff they wanna try on you~

[covered-up-bondage]

She just has to walk on her knees and elbows for one minute, one whole minute: that is all her captors require, and she will be free. Several days have passed. She has been fed and watered, has passed waste into the suit several times, but she is no closer or further from her goal than at the start. Trapped in the suit, she cannot see them, but can hear their footfalls and soft laughter at her predicament, taunting her with the promise of freedom. The suit stinks of her own sweat and waste, but she can only scream into the gag in frustration as the noisome mixture of bodily fluids slips and slides between her skin and the thick clinging layer which imprisons her. She does not know that her entire ordeal is being streamed live, with viewers betting on how long she will take to get her freedom, if at all. If she does not get out within a month, she will be given as a gift to the highest donor to the channel.

[allforholly]

It’s okay to admit it…I’ve turned you into a total foot freak 🦶🏻 my milky soft soles fill your dreams, my dirty gym socks are the only smell that truly feels like home to you. You’re toe-tally obsessed and completely mindfucked for them!

[crewtawn]

Pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bearbearhems]

Men should always be sweaty and out of breath 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[inennui]

~Sick~ Dreamling Week 2023 hosted by @mr-sadman

[bubblegumbullshit]

Live blogging: Hannibal - S2 E10

Wtf?!?

[manglam-marfach]

dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

[triglycercule]

why is horror almost ALWAYS sweating bro this man must be a straight up water faucet with how much sweat he has in every horrortale panel. however it is for this reason that i think he has hyperhidrosis. hello my name is triglycercule and in this essay i will explain

[stinkyboiii]

I think a cute chubby gassy gamer boy i can serve however he sees fit would fix me rn.. >///<

[lavenderspence]

sincerely, me, to anyone who tries to joke about max's Silverstone 21 crash

That shit ain't funny, be a normal human being

[alphaori]

My gravity falls hot take after all these years is that I think the original creators of human Bill were right about him having twink energy. HOWEVER he is absolutely not a smooth well groomed impeccably dressed twink. He'd be a sweaty little freak with smudged eyeliner who dreams of being a reality show star and thinks he could be a model easily but will cuss you out as you walk down the street if you say he can't bum a cig off you (or the whole pack of sigs. no not this brand actually just gimme the whole wallet GIMME-)

[weirdprophetess]

its been eight months and im still just in awe of dance fever. florence calls herself mommy in one song and demon daddy in another. in the same song she calls herself mommy she makes fun of asshole dudes who project their mommy issues onto women. in the first song shes no mother shes no bride she is king. shes a girlboss shes a war criminal shes a lunatic. shes the next virgin mary and shes never going to die. she drinks blood she cant get off the bathroom floor she has more catholic taste than the devil shes gilded and golden and shes your girl. she doesnt know where to put her love she just keeps spinning and shes going to dance herself to death. shes blown apart her life for you her bodys hit the floor for you she cant see you she cant hear you everything she thought she knew has fallen out of view. gods gonna be sorry he messed with her if she can stop crying into cereal at midnight. she practices resurrection every night shell open her mouth yes shell take it all is she quiet enough for you yet. shes always running from something shes back in town she wants the rats to spin around her feet with you.

[bearbearhems]

I’m on a Harrison kick rn sorry y’all 😭 (not really)

God this man was such a prime example of raw masculine power, like look at this shit

DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT!?!??!!

HE’S BARELY TRYING

[yuckybusiness]

sweat sessions