Character Info For My Bojack Inspired Human Au
Hollywood Losers Au
Val & Vox
-Hollywood’s messiest on and off couple of just about 20 years
-extremely codependent: Val makes messes, Vox cleans them up, that’s how they work
-Vox has a shit ton of spyware on all Val’s phones and a tracker on his car and it’s only partially out of insane possessiveness. Vox’s creepy bullshit has saved Val’s life on occasion
-“Did you hide my fucking guns, Vox?” “Yes! And the fact that you’re even looking for them right now means I’m really glad I did!”
-Met on a set when Vox was still an actor and have been making each other miserable ever sense
-Gossip rags love them. Every piece of info about them is insane
-There are at least three twitter accounts keeping track of whether they are on or off again
-Neither of them would classify the relationship as abusive but from the outside observer, it definitely is
-Val is under the assumption that Vox is happy with their status quo and Vox is, until he isn’t
-Velvette thinks one of them is going to end up killing the other eventually
-they get into a lot of very physical fights. Vox usually comes out worse for wear
-see when a person with a disorganized attachment style and someone with an anxious attachment style get into a situationship…
Val
-43 but still lives and dresses like he’s in his early 20s
-semi washed-up actor that got his start on some sort of law and order-esque tv show
-has bleached and dyed his poor hair far beyond repair but it is still hanging in there somehow
-has had six PR managers quit on him over the last year and a half alone
-personal life goal is to do every drug once
-trying to fill the hole in his heart with hedonism. he thinks it’s working (it is not)
-self identified queer icon
-lots and lots of shallow acquaintances/fuck buddies, very few people he would consider close
-interested in the concept of a pet but every pet he’s ever had has either died of neglect or been taken in by Vox
-outward narcissism hides a deep yawning insecurity that he’s not even fully aware of
-self sabotages a lot
-likes to be taken care of and babied but only by Vox
-retweets his own callout posts on twitter (Vox deletes the retweets but screenshots exist)
-afraid of committing himself to anything
Vox
-45 and dresses like it
-greying early (he says it’s because of Val and Val thinks he’s joking. he isn’t)
-officially Val’s agent but also unofficially, his pr manager because every actual hired PR manager keeps quitting
-a fake bitch who doesn’t give a shit about 99% of people
-unfortunately once he starts giving a shit about someone he can’t really stop giving a shit
-has run several financial scams
-has done so much white collar crime
-gotten Val off for so much shit, like really, so much fucking shit
-briefly a child actor. it ended badly
-apathetic about most things outside of work but fakes it well enough
-always has like 18 different side projects going
-wants to marry Val to finally get some sense of stability in their relationship
-a control freak who needs to know what Val is up to 24/7
-the one who cooks in the relationship. he’s not good at it and Val complains constantly about how bland his food is but he still eats it
-has a blue pitbull puppy named Vark who he loves like a son
-he’s THAT type of dog dad
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I'm absolutely feral for your human Vees, they are beyond beautiful. All of your art is just stunning and I want to eat it all
EEEE Thank you so much!! I'm glad y'all enjoyed them as much as I enjoyed drawing them ♡♡ I pat your head and offer you doodles for the kind words :D ♡♡♡
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Title: I'm Such A Xanax-Flavored Waste Of Time
Author: Keith
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel
Setting: Valentino’s House
Pairing: Vox/Valentino
Characters: Vox, Valentino
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Rating: M
Chapters: 1/1
Word Count: 1,421
Type Of Work: One-Shot, FicWip 60-Minute Sprint Fill
Status: Complete
Warnings: Gay, Slash, Yaoi, MLM, M/M, AU - Human AU, AU - Rockstar AU, Drug Use, Drug Abuse
Disclaimer: I own Erasmo, and Vox/Emil’s portrayal is based on my friend Spacy’s writing of him.Summary: Once an addict, always an addict, he supposed. That didn't make this any easier to deal with.
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the list of animatics that live rent free in my head:
Radioapple "loveit?" cannibalization AU
Radioapple "me and the devil" Human!Alastor and Dealmaker!Lucifer AU
One sided Radiostatic "Bernadette" yandere Vox AU
VoxVal "one last kiss" backstory (I've actually been working on this and there's WIP in progress)
and honestly? if any of y'all feel like doing any of this be my guest to use these ideas! just please tag me so I could SEE THEM they're replaying in my head like vivid hallucinations and I'm Going Crazy
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