#human kumajiro

[hetaphilia]

England & Canada Fic Recs

my fellow royal red bros fans I am here hot and fresh with some fics about the two or majorly involving their dynamic that I enjoy, mostly from ff.net and ao3 (some are probably crossposted)

Golden Child - drunk England going on about how great little America was to Canada’s silent hurt... except maybe he’s not talking about America at all. Oneshot, ending gives me a nice warm feeling.

Industry and Grandeur - 1800s, France invites England and a colonial Canada to his country for an exposition, lots of lovely interactions between the duo. Just wonderfully written, some great historical Hetalia.

Gift of God - England and Canada head to a restaurant after a meeting to chat when they overhear the plight of a human couple tables away. Canada makes a selfless choice. Very sweet, really like how the author writes them.

The Cold We Hate - ACE family overall, but royal red bros too for sure. Details the North American ice storm of 1998 and how the weather affects America and Canada, staying over at England’s house so he can take care of them.

Teatime questioning - little Matthew asks England how to get a girl to like him, except it might not actually be about liking him, nor how to get a girl to in the first place. Toothrottingly cute, love to think this is how Canada gets into tea.

On Love and Loyalty - a look at Canada’s and England’s relationship throughout Canadian history. Just good sold stuff with a sweet ending.

The Frozen Friend - winter in Canada in the early days after England’s acquired him as a colony. Canada apparently has a strange man as an old friend, but England feels wary for some reason. Then he learns who he really is and oh shit. Slightly spooky and has protective Kumajiro, one of my faves lore wise.

Haunting Echoes - snippet of WW1 with kinda snapped Canada and worried England. Short but dark. Poor Canada.

Feverish - might be if not my fave Het fic, then among my top. FACE family centric, but lots of royal red bros throughout. Canada falls ill, tries to persevere through a world meeting, and things snowball from there as America, England, and France are pulled in to care for their brother that seems to keep getting worse after brief bouts of recovery. And Russia’s there too...? Canada’s failing health may be linked to something more subtle but nefarious than any of them initially thought. Great pacing, characterization, lots of character dynamics, knows when to amp up the tension and when to give it a break. Sadly, this fic remains unfinished and is unlikely to ever be completed, but the 20 chapters we do get are wonderful. I recommend it even if just to enjoy the ride.

[ask-sub-america]

You know...I should probably have introduced myself!

I'm Alfred F Jones! Also know as the human personification of The United States Of America!

My favorite foods are burgers and Master Canada's pancakes!

My favorite colors are red and blue!

My favorite person is Master Canada! Master Kumajiro is my second favorite!

Sometimes Sir will be around too. He's a cranky old man with thick eyebrows. I don't really like him that much. He and his eldest brother like to tease me. I don't like being teased unless it's by my Masters!

Ah, I'm getting off topic, aren't I?

Anyways, my favorite things to do is...well, you can tell by my name. Besides that, I like video games and hanging out with my Masters!

Sometimes Allen and Matt will join! Oh, and [Looks off screen] what would you like to be called?

(Hm...just call me Mod or Watcher)

Yeah, okay! Watcher will sometimes input their opinions too!

(I also make sure that the pet doesn't do anything stupid while his Masters are gone)

Hey! I never did anything stupid once!

(...Mattie told me about The Incident. You sure you wanna argue about that?)

...No...

(That's what I thought)

[Grumbles something under breath]

(I heard that! I can, and will, tell your Masters what you said!)

No, please don't! I'm sorry!

(You better be, now continue introducing yourself)

Ah, yeah, I forgot. Anyways, my pronouns are he/him and they/them!

My Masters both use he/him pronouns! As well as Allen, Sir and his brother!

Matt is genderfluid! He'll respond to Madeline, yes, like the pastry, on his girl days and M or Mads on his they/them days!

Watcher is genderqueer!

(Meaning, I don't mind being called a guy, a girl or they/them. Or at least that's my version of genderqueer)

Wanna introduce yourself, Watch?

(No thanks, I've already said enough)

Okay, babysitter.

([Rolls their eyes] Yeah, well, you need one)

Says you.

([Reaches for phone])

Okay, okay! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! Don't call them!

(How the fuck did this introduction get so long? Anyways, we need to hurry it up)

Okay! I'm a cannibal but I only eat the really bad guys! Like p3dos and those who go after children and animals. Like poachers! Um...what else can I say about myself? Uh... [Mutters to himself]

(I'd say tell them about your favorite kinks, but we all know that list is way to long, so maybe dislikes?)

Oh, thanks Mod!

So, despite me being a meat lover, I don't like fish. Their eyes creep me out and the texture makes me feel ulgh.

I hate p3dos and poachers! Which is why I hunt them with my Masters! Master Kumajiro and I like to rip them to shreds! Sometimes we start to eat them while they're still alive! Mmm!~ Those screams are delicious!~

(Alfred.)

Oh, right, sorry, getting off topic!

I hate being teased but only by Sir and his brother. My Masters can tease me all they want!~

I don't like the daddy k¡nk, scat, nor mommy k¡nk! Those are three of my biggest no-no's!

Anyways, I can't wait to answer your questions!

{RPs are open}

[rosesandalfazemas]

The twin brother of Aurora~ :D Hope you like it!

HCS (spanish - english) below the cut!

-Si bien desde el 900 al 1000 DC fueron habitadas por vikingos y los pueblos originarios los Inuit, ancestros que comparte directamente con Matthew, y los nordicos e Inglaterra llegaron desde el S XIV, las primeras expediciones modernas comenzaron en el S XIX. -Sus países de influencia directa (sus "tutores") son Canadá, los nórdicos (Dinamarca, Finlandia, Islandia, Noruega Suecia), Rusia y Estados Unidos. -A diferencia de su hermana no tiene bandera actual ni nominal, pero en 1991 se declaró el Concilio Artico desde Estado Unidos, dándole una simbología propia, con el objetivo de preservar la geografía y el medio ambiente, en la responsabilidad de todos los tutores y países observadores. Más info: arcticportal.org/

FISICO:

-Sus ojos son iguales a Aurora, pero su pelo tiene la característica de las nubes iridiscentes o nacaradas que se ven con frecuencia en los polos (fenómeno conocido como irisación). -Habla suave y lento, pero tiene un humor más jocoso que Aurora, ya que el tuvo siempre habitantes humanos y está más acostumbrado a los viajes y las visitas. -Su aspecto tiene más rasgos asiáticos, por la permanencia histórica de los Inuit. -Si bien su fauna autoctona es escasa, hay muchas migraciones en las que se destacan el zorro ártico, el charrán artico y el oso polar (¡Sí, comparten a Kumajiro!).

SOBRENATURAL:

-Así como Aurora, su nombre es una opción. Viene de la etimología griega y significa "oso". Algunos países lo llaman de manera puntualmente diferente: por ejemplo, Heracles lo llama Calisto, referido a la mitología relacionada con la Osa Mayor. Por su lado, relacionado con la mitología súfi derivada del Islam, Sadik lo llama Jabal Qaf, "la montaña del Norte de los Nortes". Finalmente, Feliciano y Lovino lo llaman Rupes, refiriendo a la Rupes Nigra, la ascención máxima del alma peregrina, que aparece en la Divina Comedia de Dante Alghieri. -Sabe donde está Papa Noel (Santa Claus), pero es un secreto que guarda junto con Finlandia. Algunos dicen que es una metáfora de la pureza espiritual que conserva en sí mismo, y muchas religiones y mitos comparten esta idea.

-Datos curiosos:

-La única bandera que posee en sus geografía es la rusa, plantada en 2007. Los Yupik, gente de la siberia, llegó a mezclarse con algunos grupos Inuit en edades tempranas. -El 10 de abril de 2013, el argentino Juan Benegas llegó a pie al polo norte geográfico a partir de la base rusa Barneo, distante unos 170 km del objetivo. Fue acompañado por cinco rusos, un italiano y un belga. -Autora también tiene el Tratado Antártico, conformado por Argentina, Australia, Chile, Francia, Noruega, Nueva Zelanda y el Reino Unido. -Argentina llegó a plantar bandera finalmente en 2016, www.telam.com.ar/notas/201604/…

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Finally! It was a little more complex to make this OC because I had to read twice as much as with Aurora, but here it is! I hope you like it~

Some HCs:

-Although from 900 to 1000 AD they were inhabited by Vikings and the original Inuit peoples, ancestors that they share directly with Matthew, and the Norse and England arrived from the XIV century, the first modern expeditions began in the XIX century. -His countries of direct influence (his "tutors") are Canada, the Nordics (Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden), Russia and the United States. -Unlike his sister, does not have a current or nominal flag, but in 1991 the Arctic Council was declared from the United States, giving it its own symbology, with the aim of preserving geography and the environment, under the responsibility of all guardians and observer countries. More info: arcticportal.org/

PHYSICAL:

-Her eyes are the same as Aurora's, but his hair has the characteristic of the iridescent or pearly clouds that are frequently seen at the poles (a phenomenon known as iridescence). -He speaks softly and slowly, but he has a more jocular humor than Aurora, since he always had human inhabitants and is more accustomed to travel and visits. -His appearance has more Asian features, due to the historical permanence of the Inuit. -Although its native fauna is scarce, there are many migrations in which the arctic fox, the arctic tern and the polar bear stand out (Yes, they share Kumajiro!).

SUPERNATURAL:

-Just like Aurora, his name is an option. It comes from the Greek etymology and means "bear". Some countries call it in a different way: for example, Heracles calls him Callisto, referring to the mythology related to. For his part, related to Sufi mythology derived from Islam, Sadik calls him Jabal Qaf, "the mountain of the North of the Norths". Finally, Feliciano and Lovino call it Rupes, referring to the Rupes Nigra, the highest ascent of the pilgrim soul, which appears in Dante Alghieri's Divine Comedy. -He knows where Papa Noel (Santa Claus) is, but it is a secret that he keeps together with Finland. Some say that it is a metaphor for the spiritual purity that he preserves in himself, and many religions and myths share this idea.

-Fun facts:

-The only flag it has in its geography is the Russian one, planted in 2007. The Yupik, people from Siberia, came to mix with some Inuit groups at an early age. -On April 10, 2013, the Argentine Juan Benegas reached the geographic North Pole on foot from the Russian base Barneo, some 170 km from the target. He was accompanied by five Russians, an Italian and a Belgian. -Author also has the Antarctic Treaty, made up of Argentina, Australia, Chile, France, Norway, New Zealand and the United Kingdom. -Argentina finally planted the flag in 2016, https://www.telam.com.ar/notas/201604/144574-la-primera-expedicion-nacional-al-polo-norte-planto-la-bandera-argentina-en-su-destino.html

[vie-r-nes]

Do you think sometimes Matthew stares at his roof while lying down in his bed all night, little Kumajiro by his side sleeping peacefully not being aware of what Mattie is going through.

He feels a deep pain in his chest, something that extends to his hands, his feet and head. He wasn't one to think much about how emotional pain becomes physical, but there he is now, tired, aching for something that he cannot have. Some kind of love that he is not even sure if he deserves. Sometimes, tho, he allows his mind to let go and imagine that maybe a father, perhaps his brother or even a friend, a human one this time, comes to his house with flowers, not fancy ones or big bouquets, no, he imagines them with wild flowers in one hand and a big smile on their faces when he opens the door.

"Oh, my dear, how much I've missed you" they would say with certain sadness in their voice. "Come to me, please, let me hug you!"

He imagines the warmth in that hug as the tears fall softly, even their clothes are soft, like cotton or wool, there's nothing hard to the touch, just a little softness for a man who is used to feel the roughness of the world.

[moved-rosa]

feeling blue

[feynavaley]

🤢

Thanks for the question! 😊 (List here)

🤢 – What aspect of canon bugs you the most? Could be a name, an age, a birthday, etc.

…You know, I actually had to think a bit at this. Obviously, some old content bothers me but, since it has been deleted by Himaruya himself, I wouldn’t consider it relevant anymore.

Then, there are things that bother me a bit but I don’t think I truly have business being bothered about if I consider the real purpose of Hetalia (that was never meant to be truly informative or serious). (Or things that can actually make sense, even if I would have personally chosen a different route.)

So, I’m going to settle with a very minor thing that isn’t truly bad (so it isn’t like I’m offended – just, as the question implies, kind of bugged) but, even considering the context, could have been avoided and has no justification. I’m talking about South Italy’s name, Lovino. That… really isn’t an Italian name in any shape or form. 😅 It isn’t like I consider it a mortal offence or anything (in fact, I still use it as Romano’s human name because, whether I like it or not, canon is canon) but I mean… come on. Among all the popular (and real) names he could have chosen, did Himaruya really have to make up one? And what makes it even funnier is that ‘Romano’, instead, is a legitimate Italian name… 😅

Oh, and now that I think about it, I also think Kumajiro’s name doesn’t make any sense… Why would Canada give his pet – the pet who has been at his side since he was born and, presumably, he could only speak French – a Japanese name?

[radioactivehydronerd]

Ok so it's canon that when nations adopt an animal/creature it becomes immortal too (think Kumajiro and Hanatamago) and like... would it work the same with a human?

When people spend too much time around nations they start losing perception of time but what if a human grew up among them or with a nation as a guardian? Would they become immortal too?? Would that be fucked up or not???

[koolkat9]

I would like to think that the F.A.C.E. Family did a secret Santa one year (Matthew got Francis, Francis got Arthur, Alfred got Matthew, and Arthur got Alfred)

Here’s the layout of what everyone got

Alfred- got a collection of limited edition of comics from Arthur

Matthew- a maple leaf patterned bow tie (as well a matching one for Kumajiro) from Alfred

Arthur- got a cookbook (it’s funny cause he can’t cook) from Francis

Francis- twelve red roses (which symbolizes I love you) from Arthur

Awww how sweet!

I could also see Arthur getting albums though the cookbook is hilarious and I could see Mattie getting a jersey or something hockey related as well. But all cute ideas either way.  

I’ll give some headcanons too because why not!

I like to think Alfred holds a Secret Santa every year and includes friends and others he considers family (ex. Seychelles, New Zealand, Australia, etc.).

I also think it would be cute if they host a little get together with Sweden, Finland, Sealand and Ladonia, since Peter is part if Arthur’s family despite what they each say. I could see them doing a little dinner on Boxing Day or something.

On Christmas day the British Isles siblings, Seychelles, New Zealand and Australia (still not sure on human names for those two) join the FACE fam on Christmas day. Sometimes Hong Kong will even come over for a little bit. 

Francis is on cooking duty and sometimes Matthew will help. Arthur handles the baking. (Though everyone does bring something over).

 Ugly Christmas sweaters are a must (except for Francis, he wears a cute one instead). 

Francis is sure to get Arthur under the mistletoe at least once. 

Australia and America are very chaotic together and causing trouble with childish pranks and tricks. New Zealand and Canada are trying to reign them in, but are failing miserably. 

They watch a bunch of Christmas movies, exchange gifts and then they end the night with a drinking contest between the British Isles Siblings and probably Australia with all of them ending up piss drunk. Arthur always loses. The party ends shortly after that with New Zealand taking Australia home and the British Isles sibling staying the night. 

Overall, it's very chaotic, but they wouldn’t have it any other way.  

(sorry this is a day late lol)

[elithegnome]

Going to the grocery store cause we all love grocery shopping

-America when we first arrive, America rides a cart in a empty aisle and starts screaming “MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE!” while swinging a toy lightsaber, Kat & England try to stop him

-Romano is filling his basket with pasta, pasta sauce, etc etc

-Eli and @newhetaliafan are looking at the baked goods cause why not

And that’s all I can think of (it’s too hot where I live so I can’t think probably 😓)

Oh it’s all good bro! It’s raining where I am and it’s still 85° F! Usually it’d be in the 90’s so it’s nicer than normal.

And it’s of those scream savers like this, which he hollered the entire Star Spangled banner into

Also kind of shrugs off the demonic screeching 4 aisles over. Filling his basket with Biscottis too.

Yes, and we’re talking about a baby yoda cake 💀

@a-dorky-american is looking for soap because America ate all of the soap bars at home

Norway’s debating over what brand of coffee to buy but eventually settles for something cheap because coffee is EXPENSIVE rn (At least where I live, idk about other places)

Canada’s trying to comfort Kumajiro who saw a stuffed polar bear in the toy section.

“What do humans do to my kind?!” “Calm down Kumajiro it’s not a real polar bear.” “Who are you?! *incoherent sobbing*”

Tony helps America wreak havoc by silly stringing a customer

England finally gets America to chill tf down and continues buying food.

[the-heaminator]

this incredibly melodramatic thing i wrote once

"Matthew! Matthew! Where are you? Come on stop hiding, it's been a month since you became an augment you can't keep hiding like this!”

Alfred, the younger brother of newly augmented soldier Matthew yelled while searching through his brothers' empty house, it was unnaturally quiet and still, Matthew may have not been the most talkative person ever, but he had always kept in contact with his family. Whether that was him, his father or any other of his innumerable siblings he was always in contact. Yet it had been a month since he had been chosen by the government to become part of a new training force of special soldiers, the augments, they were stronger than regular mortals and tended to be more morally ambiguous than regular soldiers. Well at least that was what Alfred gathered from his research but who knows how accurate the information was, above all he was scared that his kind, caring older brother had received any unpleasant side effects.

Their father, being in a position of relative power tried to stop his oldest son from being experimented on. He may have not been the most kind or loving person, but he was very much protective of his spawn and would fight to the death for them.  

The sad thing was he almost had to do that as he was forcibly escorted out of the facility, with Matthew assuring him the whole time that he would be fine, it was at that moment that Alfred and his siblings saw true fear for the first time in their fathers' eyes.

At that moment he didn’t understand why on earth his father would be so scared, after all this was a tried and tested medical procedure right.

Turns out it was not, and Matthew was one of the first test subjects chosen, due to his physical attributes as well as his mental ones, the government had all of this in their database and Matthew was an ideal candidate. He was tall and strong to begin with and that he already knew how to use many types of weapons due to him being a lumberjack, yet he was mild mannered and passive to a fault.  

They hoped that augmenting people who were not violent would keep them from snapping dangerously.

Alfred checked all the doors of the house to see if his brother was in any of them and grew increasingly apprehensive as each search turned up empty, and the food he had in his fridge had started to rot increasing his concerns to an alarming level.

He called out his name one last time “MATTHEW!” this time with a lot more urgency and a twinge of fear that he tried his hardest to hide.

When no response came Alfred was just about ready to leg it out of the house screaming when he heard the basement door rattling.

He had watched enough horror movies to know that that was most likely not a good thing, but t had not been the first time that one of his family members had gotten themselves locked into one of their own rooms and not been able to come out, therefore he approached the door and opened it after locating the key.

The first thing that hit him was the stench, the putrid smell of human excrement coupled with the metallic scent of dried blood and other atrocious smells he could not place. He almost passed out because of this but perked back up when he heard faint scuffling sounds.

“Kumajiro?! Where is Matthew.”

“A-Alfred help m- YOU SHALL DIE FOR YOUR IGNORANCE!”

The blue-eyed man ran for his life, away from his seemingly possessed brother.

He had conveniently forgotten how Matthew, now being an augment, was much stronger and faster than him and overpowered him with no great difficulty.

Matthew seemed to be breathing with great difficulty as his chest forcibly rose up and down, his long blond hair matted with some thick dark brown substance and his normally calm dark blue eyes seemingly glowed with such a vigorous intensity that they looked purple.

He dragged him back down into the basement, knocking his head against each step as he went down, and slowly but surely mutilated his brothers' limbs, first the fingers, then the hands, then the arms and legs and finally the head.

In his last few moments of consciousness, he saw hazy flashes of blood smeared all over the walls and ground, a carcass in the corner of some poor soul and an axe.

The final thing he heard was something only a man possessed could sing

“Hush little baby don’t you cry, or I'll stab you in the eye,

Watch as you drown in tears of blood,

Then I will eat your flesh it'll taste so good,

Then maybe I'll try to die

After all the world doesn’t need me, right?”

He finished off his brother with a deft knife blow to the heart.

He dug through the carcass of his beloved younger brother, one that kept him constantly on his toes and one that always cheered him up when sad and ate his heart.

Raw and still warm with blood desperately trying to pump through.

He giggled and mumbled “You always said fate shall never separate us.” and he plunged his knife into his heart.  

[peachyzephyr]

Kinktober Day Three

Prompt: Pheromones Pairing: Incubus!America/Nyo!Canada Warnings: Dubious Consent, Paralysis. Read on AO3

Audette had always been a light sleeper, so it really wasn’t a surprise that she stirred when the bed dipped. At first, she had dismissed it was her dog, Kumajiro, until the scent of spice and forest and leather met her. She blinked and made to sit up, but found her body was far too heavy. A small groan left her and she let out a sigh before breathing in the scent again. It was so warm, like someone was holding her. Her eyes fluttered shut for a moment, only to shoot back open when a hand ran down her side. The sound of a low chuckle was heard near her ear and she could feel the hot breath against her skin. There was not panic, no fear and the tip of a forked tongue brushed against the outside of her ear.

“Hey, darlin’,” a voice purred, the hand sliding up under her shirt. “I’ve missed you. Sorry I’ve been gone so long. Sinners to punish and all that.” There was a heavy laugh and his finger tips barely brushed the bottom of her breast. “Missed you baby.” His hand slid over the crest of her breast, the pad of his thumb rubbing over her hardening nipple lightly as he cupped her heavy breast. “You missed me too, I can smell how wet you are already.”

Audette’s head was tilted as he leaned in to breath in a long breath at her neck. “Sorry about the paralysis by the way. You know how it is. It’s not something I can really turn off. Some of them struggle too much. But not you, never you.” Warm, grinning lips ran over the skin of her neck before they were latching on and sucking, nipping, leaving a dark mark over the now fading ones from his last visit. Eventually he pulled away with a wet ‘pop’!

“What should we do tonight?” He mused, thumb continuing to run back and forth over her nipple, occasionally bending to scrape the sharp nail over it. “Thought about fucking your tits earlier. They’re just so soft and fuck do you look good with my cum on your face.” He laughed, brazen and amused. “But, I think I want to use your cunt tonight. Ya know? Fill you up with a few loads, make you swell from how much you’ll have to take. My cute little cum dump.”

The lithe appendage of his tail crept over her thigh and across the front of her panties, a wet spot beginning to form the longer she breathed in his scent and listened to him talk. Her body managed a small jolt as the band of her panties snapped against her skin as they were broken and thrown to the side by his tail. 

Audette felt the bed shift and her thighs spread to accommodate the form now between them but she couldn’t see him. It was too dark and he blended in like a shadow, save for the striking blue of his almost feline eyes. They nearly rolled back as he took a deep breath.

“God, I really did this to you, didn’t I baby? You’re so wet, so needy. Do you need me to fuck you, sweetheart? Need me to fuck you full? Until you can’t walk and all you can think of is my cock?” She could vaguely see his sharp grin, fangs glinting in the brief slivers of moonlight. It only seemed to widen at the pathetic whine that broke free from her.

“Don’t worry, sugar. I’ll fill you up nice and good.” She felt him press forward, his impossibly large cock rubbing between the soaking folds of her pussy. Her clit throbbed with every firm brush against it. She was already anticipating the way he would stretch her beyond human limits, fill her until the outline of his cocked could be see in her abdomen. God, she couldn’t wait and thankfully, she didn’t have to.

After a moment of maneuvering, he began to press into her. They had progressed past a need for prep, she was always so ready for him. She could feel every inch of him against her walls as he pressed to the hilt. Her breath began to come heavier, pitched with whines and moans as he reached the deepest parts of her. 

He let out a harsh sigh, almost a growl as he gave her a moment before pulling out to the tip and snapping his hips forward again. His hands planted themselves on her thighs, palms nearly burning with heat that flooded her system, and pulled her legs further apart and pressed them up, nearly bending her in half as he began to fuck her earnest. His hips in an almost mechanical precision and speed. Her head swam and those pathetic little sounds left her, her lips unable to form proper pleas and cries as he burned his mark into her cunt with every thrust. Vaguely, in the back of her mind she recognized that she shouldn’t be enjoying this as much as she was but at the forefront of her thoughts, she knew it was where she belonged. She was his pussy to fuck when he wanted, she belonged to him.

“Fuck, baby, you’re always so tight,” he grunted. “Always feel so good around me. I can feel just how much you love this. How much you love having my cock fill you.” He grinned down at her, predatory and dangerous in all the right ways that made her cunt clench and throb.

“Ahhh, fuck, I’m gonna cum- gonna fill you up so good-“ the warning came after several minutes of using her like a living flashlight. Leaning over her and fucking her until she felt like she might split in two.  Only moments later did he completely hilt himself in her, the hot gush of his cum beginning to flow into her, shot after shot of hot, sticky liquid until she could feel her stomach begin to distend from the sheer volume. Slowly, he began to pull back, cum leaking from her abused pussy and he watched with fascination.

“You look so pretty like this: stuffed with my cum and shaking.” He grinned, eyes roving over her body. Once she had caught her breath, he lined himself up once more.

“Ready for more, sugar?”

[bitchapalooza]

Canada having human friends over to his house, unaware of Kumajiro. They come in, get comfortable, and a talking polar bear cub walks in. They'd probably wonder wtf was in the water they drank.

[wiltingofthewhitelily]

👽

thank you for the ask!! :)

👽 - Favorite non-human/non-nation character in the series?

ah, I think I'd have to go with Kumajiro, he's such a cutie pie :333

[korncobb]

👽

👽 - Favorite non-human/non-nation character in the series?

This is a VERY HARD DECISION so I will list my opinion on all of them

The mochis - PLEASE I LOVE THEM Mochimerica is the only meme in this fandom with rights

Nekotalia - They're so so so cute I love nekotalia I want more nekotalia episodes, the world stars chapters for them are really funny

America's whale - He's my bro, we're gonna go get dairy queen later today

America's invisible unicorn - PLEASE THE CANON FACT THAT HE HAS A UNICORN HE CANT SEE AND IS POSSIBLY AFRAID OF IS SO FUNNY I don't care how cringe it is I include him in roleplays

Tonny - He'd call me a slur if I met him in real life and I'd let him. I affectionately refer to him, the whale, and the unicorn as the "I live in America's house" squad

Flying Mint Bunny - Aside from being adorable in canon (and also a character I refuse to pretend doesn't exist), we have a lot of inside jokes about him which makes me like him more

Germany's dogs - Good boys

Puffin - Honestly he's annoying

Gilbird - If he could talk I'd bet he'd be more annoying than Puffin but because he can't I adore him

Pierre - He and Gilbird are the cool dudes of the bird world

Hanatamago - Probably the smartest one on this list, best girl in all of Hetalia

Kumajiro - I've never actually cared about him

Pochi - HE'S SO CUTE GUYS HE'S SO CUTE I LOVE HIM BEST BOY

Italy's cat that isn't the nekotalia one, remember him, he scratched the shit out of Germany in Paint It White - I love him

[nakamopapina]

Made a parody of the lady yelling at cat meme, but with Kumajiro being yelled at by Regina, the gentleman with her is her little brother, Depot. (yes, as in RCMP's Depot Division) his human name is Reginald Herchman. He's supposed to look almost like a complete opposite to his big sis.

[purple-iris]

APH Québec presentation post

Hi! Im purple-iris , also known as purple_iris_bloom on tiktok (where i mostly post about my Aph Québec oc just so you don’t think i’ve stolen anything, and here is some info about her! 

Province du Québec, also previously known as Nouvelle-France and Bas-Canada: 

Human name: Marie Tremblay

Birthday: June 24 1534, but physically look around 18 years old, also zodiac sign is Cancer

Physical description: look like she is around 18-19, short and wavy blonde hair with a curl going down the middle of her forehead. Blue eyes and thick lashes. Usually wears blue, like her flag. 

(Below is a picrew and a fanart i made of her, as the curl and exact hairstyle is hard to reproduce on picrew alone and  i love drawing her, click for quality)

Qualities: Faithful, sincere, honest, direct, articulated (good with words), independant, proud, confident

Flaws: Stubborn to a fault, easily angered, short tempered, a bit narcissistic, terrified of abandonment

Misceleanous info: 

I created her in summer of 2020, in the objective of cosplaying her and teaching history on my tiktok platform, as i have been doing with my France, Netherland and Canada cosplay, but as someone from Québec, I wanted to teach my own history. While I no longer cosplay her, she's my muse and I draw her often.

Has a snowy owl companion, (like Canada has Kumajiro) named Jean-Guy. I have him as a stuffed animal as well.

She is in a few on my AO3 fics here.

I love to share about her, so any for questions, don’t hesitate! My inbox is always open!