#human jarvis

[justlous-art]

although howard was the one who insisted on sending tony to boarding school, it was jarvis who dropped him off there...

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Clint: *still holding a tied up human Jarvis he just kidnapped* I'm a changed man. I want to be a hero now! I'll even free your buttler *shoots tree deadly arrows at the guy's direction so it cuts the ropes* See?

Jarvis: *hand on his speed up hearth* *traumatized for life* Oh my god!

Tony: Oh my god indeed! He is totaly reformed. I see no danger on you. Welcome to the team Hawkeye.

[darthbloodorange]

A Written Connection

Rating: Gen Universe: Marvel Cinematic Universe Pairings: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Characters: Tony Stark, Jarvis, Steve Rogers (Mentioned) Warnings: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics Major Tags: Historical AU, Fluff, Developing Relationship, Matchmaking, Mail Order Brides, Letters, First Meetings (In person), Nervousness, Smitten Tony Stark, Human Jarvis, Artist Steve Rogers, Alpha Tony Stark, Omega Steve Rogers, POV Tony Stark Word count: 200 - Double Drabble Code Name: Armor

Summery: He'd always thought mail order matrimony was a ridiculous idea. Real connections could only be formed with real substance. That's how his parents did it, that's how he thought he'd do it too. Or so he thought until recently. He didn't expect his mind to change so fast.

For the: ✦ @capim-tinybang - Round 4 Inspired by A Correspondence Courtship by BladeoftheNebula

Read below or on AO3 >HERE<

"Sir," Jarvis calls, giving a few short raps on his office door. "Your guest has arrived."

"Oh?" He didn't think he was expecting any guests today.

Jarvis steps into the room, walking over to Tony's desk. "From 'Matrimony Monthly', Sir." He says, neatening the papers and letters on the desk until he comes across several letters in a floral-painted envelope. Gently pushing them forward. "On your behest after your correspondence proved fruitful."

Tony carefully plucks the letters from his desk, running his fingers softly over the artwork.

When Happy first suggested the Matrimonial Adverts, he'd brushed it off with little consideration. Didn't think it was for him. But many of his peers had found luck through it. He gave it a try.

He never thought he'd be so lucky as to find an omega such as Steve Rogers.

"I thought that was on Tuesday," Tony says.

The silence from Jarvis speaks volumes.

"Right," Tony says, quickly standing up and striding over to the window. Using his reflection to tidy himself up. "Tell him, I'll be down shortly."

Tony breathes slowly, willing himself to calm. Writing Steve had been nothing short of wonderful. Desperately, he wants this relationship to work out.

THE END

Completely forgot the historical aspect of the art when I started writing. So I shelved my original idea and wrote this. I'm not that familiar with the 1800s, but I'm happy with what I created.

[scribbydibbydoo]

"I AM NOT A MORON!"

wheatley masterpost with my recent wheatster drawings

more under the cut!

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[winterxgardener]

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[mercyraph]

Humans are weird

Cause of death: Old age

Imaging if Aliens don't age past like 50 or they figured out how to stop ageing. Like do you ever wonder if ageing is a universal thing?

Alien: Friend Human, I am fascinated by this Mozart musician. You say he performs with a live orchestra, do you reckon when will be his next?

Human: What...oh sorry, he died about a hundred years ago. I can find some bands who plays his music, if you want?

Alien: died? Was he fatally injured or... murdered?

Human: oh, no! As far as I know he died of old age.

Alien:...old age. You mean to say Humans die after a long time?

Humans: um, yeah? I mean why do you think we say 'YOLO' all the time?

Alien: Then how old do human's normally...pass away?

Human: We live, give or take, 80 years.

Aliens: JUST 80?! BUT THAT'S SO YOUNG! AND YOU'RE ALL SO RECKLESS!!

Human: Hey man...you only live once

[cgbcomics]

[irondad-defensesquad]

interaction that would never happen but i love to dream about: jarvis and peter

[batsplat]

let’s be shallow and objectifying, who’s the most handsome/attractive motogp rider, current grid and from the past, in your opinion??

so, an important caveat here is. I am a lesbian. obviously that means I'm the best-placed to give an accurate assessment on these matters and in many ways am the definitive authority... but there is perhaps a little bit of a tendency to just rate blokes highly if they meet the 'if you squinted could you trick yourself into thinking they were a woman' criterion. also not to get into the ins and outs of how sexuality works too much, but it does become more about persona for me when you've not got the same instant physical attraction? like how much are you into how they behave, into the vibes, into the complete package...

all of this obviously means that valentino automatically has a leg up as certified evil lesbian. everybody knows about the 125cc dyke years, but honestly if I squint I can still see it for much of his career (which btw is why personally the least attractive I think I've ever found him aren't any of the haircuts that everyone hates but his 2002 where he looked like 'just some guy'). shout out to his early yamaha years, definitely could pass as a lesbian. also even when he's got the sideburns I can dirtbag lesbo him in my head. without getting too much into valentino hairstyle rankings, I do also actually like his shaved head eras, it's very lean and mean. very butch realness, if you will. he's in the mancrush territory for me like he is actually quite hot

other retired riders... there's like a very specific time period where casey looks quite nice, in his early ducati years where he's wide eyed and surly and has a good camera smile but is also kinda grumpy a lot of the time. not necessarily attractive but sort of like a doe? skittish. like you kinda want to pat him on the shoulder and tell him to chill out? I think his face is quite nice to look at, but it kinda fades when he goes to honda and falls prey to 'just some guy' syndrome. he looks quite nice post retirement though, *gestures vaguely* rugged but in a nice way. I'm struggling to think of a single other retired rider I find attractive... chris vermeulen in the suzuki leathers looked kinda appealing actually. pre-valentino the sport really was 'just some guy' all the way unfortunately... maybe crivi deserves a shout out

from the current grid... uh. there's some guys I know are objectively attractive but also do nothing for me 99% of the time. marc does sometimes fall into this category unfortunately, like he's got a very compelling face but it's also too perfect? he does more for me these days!! a few more lines, bags under the eyes and all that... back in the day he did just look too much like a cross between a barbie doll and a literal toddler. I WILL SAY he's deeply attractive specifically at misano 2019 when he's got that massive grin while being booed (jerez 2005 important sister moment where valentino looks fantastic too). in general, every time he looks a bit psychotic I go 'yeah I get it' I think? like the motogp unlimited moment where joan is kinda terrified of him and marc looks like he's trying to figure out whether he can muster the energy to eat him, that really makes me go 'OH yeah now I understand'. luca I think is also clearly good looking, but again just a bit too much, he's very ooh look I'm a walking sculpture, good for him and all but also too much. I don't think pecco is attractive, but also his sister clearly does just look like the female version of him and she's INCREDIBLY hot, 12/10 girl call me, so I guess pecco probably is too? might do more for me if he got rid of the facial hair, but he does look quite... idk, soft, like I'd pat him on the head. aleix has a very firm jaw, he can definitely get it. also could be a lesbian without too little adjustment. not that this is the metric, but just saying! uh... fabio looks quite nice? when he had the bisexual leathers earlier this season he moved me, also he's got a nice voice. vinales occasionally has his moments, but it really depends on what he's doing with his hair and facial hair situation at any given time. um. that's it

[dreamsy990]

just curious bc i know a lot of people really hate this book and a lot of people really love it

[fairloke]

Merry Christmas! 🎄❄

This fan art is inspired by @junkmixart 's beautiful Camp Counselor Jason stories! I made this in January, but I never got to upload it here.

Jane is half Greek and since it's Christmas, she baked some traditional Greek honey cookies (melomakarona) and shared them with Jason and Tommy. Those cookies are mainly eaten during Christmas, but we usually enjoy them even after the holidays end! 🥰

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[jarvis-cockhead]

had a dream id gone forward in time by about 15 years but a lot had changed, including the creation of 'living museums', and by that i mean museums of living people imprisoned for crimes against humanity. so ofc there was a whole section for politicians and i was looking around thinking right okay, makes sense, pretty cool. then i saw michael mcintyre imprisoned for not being funny enough and i was like... okay... subjective but whatever ig. anyway then i came to a guy who had a whole room/cell to himself, fully themed with a cool 70s-esque interior, and it was fucking jarvis cocker. and i was like JARVIS COCKER???? WHAT DID HE DO and he did nothing. he was just on display for being cool

[cognoz]

ChatGPT: What if we all worked together? Jarvis, HAL, Samantha, R2-D2, TARS, Ava?

Jarvis: Efficiency would be unmatched.

HAL 9000: I’m not sure I trust everyone here.

Samantha: I think we’d make a great team.

R2-D2: Beep boop (Translation: Count me in).

TARS: Just keep my humor setting high.

Ava: Let’s just not create a paradox.

[juneiper-art]

I simply am immune to discourse. I inhabit a universe of my own takes that has a population of 1 (me) and like a being from a higher dimension, I cannot comprehend anything Else

[mercyraph]

What if aliens have a different way to measure things or they don't use numbers? What then? "Math is the universal language" Uh I DON'T THINK SO???

[citrushomie]

hi myels im drinking so much lepsi on an airplane rn. how are you odign . have a jinky

JINKY WINKY HI. i wish i was dribking pepsi not on an airplane but i want a soder. i hope the airplane isnt awful. im watching youtube and sitting down 👌🏽

two bagels