fadingwinnerpirate
fadingwinnerpirate
Eat the Rich, I Guess
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fadingwinnerpirate · 22 hours ago
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don pullxote
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fadingwinnerpirate · 23 hours ago
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Big fan of whatever Don and Xichun has going on
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fadingwinnerpirate · 1 day ago
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watching a guy explain petscop and as a person who's never engaged with it before i feel like i'm going insane
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fadingwinnerpirate · 2 days ago
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Theory: A video game is anything that the creators made with the intention of creating a video game.
mfw I tape a banana to my screen
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fadingwinnerpirate · 2 days ago
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I’m reading that new memoir about working at Facebook,”Careless People,” and it’s just fucking insane.
At one point Facebook wanted to be an international hub for organ donation. The “Lean In” lady asked why she couldn’t go down to Mexico and buy a kidney if her four year old needs one. This is literally on p.57. What the fuck else is going to be in this book if that is on page 57
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fadingwinnerpirate · 2 days ago
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Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2
When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in
When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her
When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"
When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.
At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.
When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.
When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle
When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.
When I taught my wife how to waltz
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fadingwinnerpirate · 2 days ago
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guessing game go, you might not know the exact species but you do know the general sort of thing involved here
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fadingwinnerpirate · 2 days ago
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Thoughts on the new Intervallo
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fadingwinnerpirate · 2 days ago
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Not saying anything nobody's said before, but the way Fallout is a foundationally anti-capitalist story that got turned into funkopop sci-fi pastiche slop for morons is painful to the point of brilliance. Makes its points about greed and power that much more salient.
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Kill la Kill in PASWG style | video
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fadingwinnerpirate · 2 days ago
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where the other 4 paula fans at
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fadingwinnerpirate · 2 days ago
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I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"
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fadingwinnerpirate · 2 days ago
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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fadingwinnerpirate · 2 days ago
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post this latest intervallo I think I’ve warmed up on outis a decent bit because of her realizing everyone sees her not as the very cool and competent advisor but as a pathetic boot licking loser and it absolutely crushing her and I just love how it humanizes her for me
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