deangirlswiftieism

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seeking, yearning, reaching hands

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i see your death of the author and raise you: death of the fandom, for when other fans and the content they produce are so unbearably bad that you divorce yourself entirely from the fanbase except for one or two Trusted Mutuals™️

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we were built to fall apart, we broke the status quo, then we broke each other’s hearts 

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Been thinking recently about Mary Winchester and Linda Tran. Very MILF for MILF core.

Not only are they both badass, but they also both have to live with the ghosts of their sons. (literally for Linda)

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okay time's up. we need more supernatural

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cas is truly the character of all time to me. he’s an angel. he’s autistic. he’s a father. he’s a cunt. he’s serving cunt. he’s throwing his phone in the ocean. he’s sacrificing himself at the drop of a hat. he’s making bad unilateral decisions. he was one of heaven’s best soldiers. he killed like half his species. he broke out of heaven’s control and became the embodiment of free will. he’s defying god’s plan. he’s head over heels in love with a guy who dresses like a lumberjack. his dad hates him. he’s deploying the tactical poor little meow meow eyes to throw his brother in law under the bus. he’s been lobotomized dozens of times. he’s wearing a trenchcoat!

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a thousand times worse.

this is another edit i made 3 years ago that has just been sitting in the drafts. i must’ve been at peak brainrot to make this connection idk

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I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy

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Every episode of Supernatural they ask, "How will we defeat this new and unique monster?" and the answer is "shoot them with guns," mostly.

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everything looks like a nail when you've got a hammer and every song is actually about the character when they're on your mind 24/7

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Knock, knock.

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STACKEDNATURAL ⇉ 184.5/327

11.12 Don’t You Forget About Me Written by Nancy Won Directed by Stefan Pleszczynski Original Air Date: February 3, 2016

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the thought of dean and sam moving into the suburbs is actually hilarious though bc you have dean who’s in fierce competition to be the Best at PTA which manifests in him being just a little too intense about baking and sending angry emails to the school board, meanwhile sam is actively violating the geneva convention bc the HOA told him he couldn’t put solar panels on the roof

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they should have had dean and alastair flashbacks in hell

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"You ain't FBI. Who are you? Who are you working for?" ↳ 2.12 - NIGHTSHIFTER

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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."