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fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

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me explaining to the other trainers that apricorns are unknown outside of Johto because of deliberate suppression by the Silph and Devon corporations to present artificial pokeballs as the only means of capturing pokemon and establish regional monopolies after they eliminate renewable sources

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Bernie and AOC starting off their tour with meeting Hasan Piker. They still suck I see. Good luck AOC with any future politics outside of deep blue bubble I’m sure meeting with Hasan “America deserves 9/11” Piker will go over well with them.

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Good night to only the team names at the Seattle women’s hockey club

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in the last 15 years the democrats have passed the ACA, the 2016 TSCA overhaul, the IRA, IIJA and CHIPS, dodd frank, UFLPA, etc. when the republicans have had a trifecta they have…… screamed at each other? shut the government down and poopy their pants? try to undo our legislation and sell it for parts at the scrap yard? and the DEMOCRATS are supposed to be the ineffectual handwringing losers who can’t govern, as decided on both sides of the aisle? ok

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I was searching for something and stumbled across this. it’s 318 pages, so I’ve only had the opportunity to skim it, and it’s from 2021, so not updated for the post-10/7 times were in, but it’s still got a lot of relevancy, and forewarning that has unfortunately come to fruition.

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Here's a litmus test to find out if a place/organization/event is antisemitic or not.

Simply ask "are Jews allowed here?"

If the answer is "no" then it's antisemitic.

If the answer is "only Jews who conform to my personal beliefs" then it's antisemitic.

If the answer is "as long as they're not (insert anything here honestly)" then it's antisemitic

Anything other than an unqualified "yes" is antisemitism.

Do you get it yet?

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BE NORMAL ABOUT JEWS SO I CAN GO BACK TO REBLOGGING PORN YOU RAT FUCKS

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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anyway thank you goyische men for being so fucking insufferable about israel that after i forked over the money to limit hinge to jewish men i found my person less than two weeks later

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happy purim aka the day symbolized by jewish cooking’s largest and only misstep 

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You can only reblog this today.

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