thetourguidebarbie
I write sins, not tragedies.
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thetourguidebarbie · 3 hours ago
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hello! this is your winter exchange gifter! due to time constraints, i'm not sure i'm going to be able to finish the part of your fic that actually takes place in winter. is it okay with you if it doesn't fit the actual theme? i can definitely figure something out if you'd rather have the winter vibes.
hope you're doing well and your exchange gift isn't giving you much trouble!
Hi! I do not care if it is on theme at all or if it takes place in winter. Do whatever your creativity says and don't stress :)
And thank you for working so hard on my gift. I'm sure I'll love it 💖
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thetourguidebarbie · 17 hours ago
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Non-pay walled link to the best article I’ve found on the It Ends With Us potential lawsuit
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thetourguidebarbie · 1 day ago
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The Perfect Explanation of Privilege – In One Powerful Punchline
“The Pencilsword” is a comic strip by Toby Morris, an illustrator from New Zealand. His most recent comic, “On a Plate” hits hard at the heart of the issues of concerning wealth and privilege.
How many times have you heard the “I’ve never been handed anything on a platter” argument in regard to social security and other social benefits?
Toby wrecks this argument by showing how two children can grow up, be loved and supported, and yet still have two very different outcomes.
Make sure to follow all the way to the end for the powerful punchline. This comic is an increasingly sad reality for far too many of this nation’s children and families.
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thetourguidebarbie · 2 days ago
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i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing
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thetourguidebarbie · 2 days ago
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"Sorry I have a boyfriend" is of course a time-tested and reasonably reliable no-fault rejection strategy. But what many tacticians may not realize is it has an even more powerful counterpart, the preemptive boyfriend name-drop. This is when a conversation with a stranger veers into high-alert territory and you make up a guy named Raphael (my boyfriend) who you mention due to his extremely-relevant interest in the current topic of conversation.
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thetourguidebarbie · 2 days ago
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I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!
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thetourguidebarbie · 2 days ago
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thetourguidebarbie · 3 days ago
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every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first
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thetourguidebarbie · 3 days ago
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🌸Describing Scents For Writers 🌸| List of Scents
Describing aromas can add a whole new layer to your storytelling, immersing your readers in the atmosphere of your scenes. Here's a categorized list of different words to help you describe scents in your writing.
🌿 Fresh & Clean Scents
Crisp
Clean
Pure
Refreshing
Invigorating
Bright
Zesty
Airy
Dewy
Herbal
Minty
Oceanic
Morning breeze
Green grass
Rain-kissed
🌼 Floral Scents
Fragrant
Sweet
Floral
Delicate
Perfumed
Lush
Blooming
Petaled
Jasmine
Rose-scented
Lavender
Hibiscus
Gardenia
Lilac
Wildflower
🍏 Fruity Scents
Juicy
Tangy
Sweet
Citrusy
Tropical
Ripe
Pungent
Tart
Berry-like
Melon-scented
Apple-blossom
Peachy
Grape-like
Banana-esque
Citrus burst
🍂 Earthy & Woody Scents
Musky
Earthy
Woody
Grounded
Rich
Smoky
Resinous
Pine-scented
Oak-like
Cedarwood
Amber
Mossy
Soil-rich
Sandalwood
Forest floor
☕ Spicy & Warm Scents
Spiced
Warm
Cozy
Inviting
Cinnamon-like
Clove-scented
Nutmeg
Ginger
Cardamom
Coffee-infused
Chocolatey
Vanilla-sweet
Toasted
Roasted
Hearth-like
🏭 Industrial & Chemical Scents
Metallic
Oily
Chemical
Synthetic
Acrid
Pungent
Foul
Musty
Smoky
Rubber-like
Diesel-scented
Gasoline
Paint-thinner
Industrial
Sharp
🍃 Natural & Herbal Scents
Herbal
Aromatic
Earthy
Leafy
Grass-like
Sage-scented
Basil-like
Thyme-infused
Rosemary
Chamomile
Green tea
Wild mint
Eucalyptus
Cinnamon-bark
Clary sage
🎉 Unique & Uncommon Scents
Antique
Nostalgic
Ethereal
Enigmatic
Exotic
Haunted
Mysterious
Eerie
Poignant
Dreamlike
Surreal
Enveloping
Mesmerizing
Captivating
Transcendent
I hope this list can help you with your writing. 🌷✨
Feel free to share your favorite scent descriptions in the replies below! What scents do you love to incorporate into your stories?
Happy Writing! - Rin T.
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thetourguidebarbie · 4 days ago
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thetourguidebarbie · 4 days ago
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Literal definition of spyware:
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Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡
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thetourguidebarbie · 5 days ago
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my truly toxic trait is that I'm incapable of being sick gracefully and walk around whining about how uncomfortable I am expecting everyone to be like "omg you poor little delicate perfect angel you ARE so uncomfortable you have a cough and its the worst thing to happen ever in history and you are so so brave for even existing in this state of distress" and they DO NOT and instead of being coddled like i deserve I have to go to work on zoom and tell clients to please not smoke cigarettes in zoom court while i cough into a tissue like i have tuberculosis. This is the injustice and the systemic oppression i should be fighting as a public defender cps can take a backseat
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thetourguidebarbie · 5 days ago
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Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated
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thetourguidebarbie · 6 days ago
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For People Wondering What the Timeline of Wicked Is, Here is my Chronological Oz Playlist!
I spent hours putting together a giant chronological playlist of every song I could find relating to the Wizard of Oz and Wicked.
It starts where Wicked does. Has the intro to the Wicked movie, then goes into several different adaptions of Wizard of Oz, the Wiz, and then back to wicked. To include everything semi-coherently, it actually tells the story twice using different variations of the songs/story from different adaptations and then is intended to loop back around (perk of No One Mourns the Wicked: you can loop the story nonstop very naturally. Lol.)
If that doesn't make sense, then just listen to it. There are 133 songs and the playlist is over 6 hours long, soooo...
Ur welcome! Enjoy!
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thetourguidebarbie · 6 days ago
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[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.
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thetourguidebarbie · 6 days ago
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oh btw happy belated 13 year anniversary to the funniest thing taylor’s ever posted
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thetourguidebarbie · 6 days ago
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your beautiful penis is simply sparkling tonight
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