silly/cutie. the lesbian. i love vultimitamin. currently on Her last bow. I wanna marry Ayla so bad.
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Reblog this if your posts don't have expiration dates.
So that your followers know it’s okay to dig through your blog and send in memes, starters, or responses to opens days, weeks, or months after they’ve been first posted.
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Clammy matrimony.
No warnings except short.
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"Hey, swirly, listen to me swirly." She says, dragging sanji towards her by the wrist.
"I have a gift for you swirly. " She states, spitting out a golden ring with a beautiful pearl attached onto his hand.
"Marry me swirly."
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@hannahbarberra162 i want your opinion on this.
#one piece#monster reader#x reader#one piece x reader#monster x human#mermaid#clam mermaid#mermaid reader#sanji x reader#vinsmoke sanji#one piece sanji#black leg sanji
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Clam mermaid reader: I desire moisture.
Sanji: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
#one piece#monster reader#x reader#one piece x reader#monster x human#mermaid reader#mermaid#clam mermaid#sanji x reader#vinsmoke sanji#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#incorrect quotes
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I wrote fanfics sometimes
Reblog if you write fan fiction
Doesn’t matter if you write in a frequent basis, or once in a blue moon, just how many of us are there?
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for science.
reblog so it reaches a wider audience i must know
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Imagining a sapphire reader being mistaken for a water spirit and i feel like thays really funny.
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Pudding.
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Forever together♡
Toxic himejoshi gem person x reader x readers classmate.
Can you tell its my first time doing something like this?
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♡Gem♡ Who is absolutely OBSESSED with human girls, she loves how warm soft and squishy and cute they are in comparison to her own cold, rather rigid body.
♡Gem♡ Who thinks you especially are the cutest girl shes ever seen, you're just so cute and adorable!
♡Gem♡ Who follows you everywhere without you knowing, who just HAS to know everything about you, she even knows all about all your friends at school!
♡Gem♡ Who only approves of you having female friends, she doesnt want you around any icky human boys!
♡Gem♡ Who discovers yuri one day, shes absolutely enamored! She'll just go ahead and get a few more of these.... (she has several book mountains of yuri)
♡Gem♡ Who thinks youd look really cute together with one of your classmates, you and the student council president just look so cute together!
♡Gem♡ Who tries to get you in situations where you wpuld interact more with the pres, like making sure you get placed together in a group project, or so that you sit next to eachother in class.
♡Gem♡ Who is absolutely seething when you get a boyfriend, you're supposed to be with the student council girl! Not some icky boy!
♡Gem♡ Who purposefully tries to ruin your relationship, she even goes as far as to fabricate evidence of your 'boyfriend' cheating on you with another girl.
♡Gem♡ Who gets an idea! She could just turn you and the student council girl into crystalline like her!
♡Gem♡ Who steals a magic artefact and plans to use it on you and the girl, shes sure you'll be great together! She can hardly wait to see what gems you'll become!
Just sit still and wait, she'll come for you soon~♡
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Any suggestions as to what kind of gem she is?
#lesbian#x reader#yuri#himejoshi#original fiction#fiction#oc x reader#yandere#yandere oc#yandere x reader#i guess its not directly stated#but you get the idea#yandere oc x reader#monster x human#this was fun to write#tell me if you want more#yandere gem#terato#teratophillia#yandere teratophilia
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5K notes and i come out as trans to my parents (tehe unrealistic for a reason 😊😊😊)
(inspo from @madambellepepper lmk if u want me to take this down)
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Very polite

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
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I envy the gems bodies.
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i know this isn't my usual type of post but i just wanna go on the record and say that zoro is ABSOLUTELY into thick women.
like you cant change my mind.
chubby chaser. torta pounder. idk what the hell it's called now but i know FOR A FACT he loves his women a little bigger.
bonus points if she's on the heavier side, 'cause then he can show off his strength and do... certain things while holding her up.
(and this is no hate to all my petite queens out there either, i'm not saying he only likes thick women).
but i can just imagine him eating it up seeing a woman with some pooch, or real thick thighs, or a big ol' ass (he's an ass man, argue with the wall).
so much to knead, so much to squeeze, so much to bite.
i headcanon that he gets cuteness aggression and just randomly ends up nipping at you when you're both cuddled up and alone.
but yeah, that's my TedTalk.
TLDR: Zoro loves big women, and big women love Zoro <3

a/n: should i do more random posts? cause i think about stuff like this all the time. lemme know.
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Is the pursuit of an inhuman body a universal experience?
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Ill check it out when i have the time
You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
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