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"You're nothing at all of what I thought an alien would look like," Human says.
"What did you think I was going to look like?" Alien asks.
"I don't know. Multiple arms or heads. Maybe three eyes. Huge heads. Green skin," Human mumbles. "But you look like a human. Like me."
"You are very stereotypical. And—" Alien states.
"Sorry," Human winches.
"—saying we look like your species is an insult. The major difference between our two species is that mine is much more advanced than yours. I mean, you guys are still traveling to space in tin cans."
"I was wrong about what I thought you looked like, but I'm spot on about your personality," Human says.
"Intelligent and honest?" Alien assumes, grinning.
"A stuck-up, know it all who thinks their better than everyone else," Human corrects, wiping the smrik right off Alien's face.
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character one: astonishingly high and slightly drunk "Yes homo, hell, homo times two even... sapien, ahuh uhm, that's" *inhales clasping hands before pointing the fingertips to character two* "debatable"
character two, an alien: "so, you're a subspecies-"
character one: "i damn well feel subhuman sometimes thats for sure *wheeeezes makes a sound that is either laughing or sobbing, huffs* yeah, no, ya got any fluoxetine babe?
character two: "facinating" *vigorously writes in notes to human proof the airlocks* "unfortunately no"
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⋆。゚🪐。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。*⋆。゚🛸。⋆。 ゚🌕゚。⋆*。゚☄️。⋆。 ゚☾
Alien partner who is constantly amazed and appalled by human biology.
You crack your knuckles In front of them once and they look at you with the most horrified expression.
You don't react in immense pain so obviously you're fine but this poor soul thinks you actually just broke your bones out of nowhere 😭.
They can hear your heart beat and are absolutely fascinated with the way it speeds up and slows down.
They like how it speeds up when they get closer and talk lower so they do that pretty often. They like how it slows down when you go to sleep, they find the slow rhythmic thumps very soothing.
They'll constantly ask you questions about your species whenever a question pops into their head.
"What are these for?"
They gently brush your eyelashes with their finger as you lay on their chest one morning. You don't open your sleepy eyes when you respond.
"Keeps dust out of our eyes."
There's definitely a better answer you could've given but that's all you have the energy for right then and they seem to be satisfied with that.
Just imagine an alien partner who is so openly enthralled by you. They can't help but hold your cheeks and stare into your eyes, absolutely amazed.
"Do all human eyes look like yours?"
You manage to actually respond, voice soft to match theirs,
"They come in a few colours but everyone's eyes are different."
"Yours is the most beautiful colour I've ever seen."
They say while gazing into your eyes as if you hold all the stars in the galaxy in your pupils.
⋆。゚🪐。⋆。°。*⋆。゚🛸。⋆。゚。⋆゚☄️。⋆°
#first post on the new account lets gooooooooo#obviously feeling a bit romantic on this day#wooo#alien x reader#monster fucking#exophelia#monster boyfriend#monster x human#monster romance#monster x reader#monster lover#terato#alien x human#monster fucker#gn!reader
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I feel like any aliens that were prey at some point in evolution would have an odd fear of humans. Mostly cause they look like predators, act a bit like predators, and ARE predators. One perfect example is when we're focused on something like a mosquito that's been bugging us for a long time and we are just done.
Alien: "What. What..?"
Human: *HUNTING down a mosquito it saw*
Alien: ".... yeah I am really uncomfortable...."
Human: *quiet footsteps, pupils dialated, intense focus,*
Alien: *WAR FLASHBACKS*
Human: "Found you." *absolutely desimates the mosquito, squashing it into a million pieces as it's guts and various body parts liquidize into blood of the bloodthirsty, now stained on the palm of the human. A living being now reduced to a useless corpse as the human wipes the remains on their pants*
Alien: "I feel like I've just gained trauma."
#inspired by the hill of mosquito corpes i've placed on top of the fridge#aliens#humans are space orcs#humans are weird#humans are space oddities#space australia#humans are space fae#humans are space australians#humans and aliens
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One thing I love about the Monster x Human dynamic is the possible misunderstandings that come with being separate species.
The possible cultural differences. The awkwardness. Language barriers. Anatomy differences. Maybe they mistake a platonic gesture as romantic or you mistake a romantic gesture from them as platonic.
Maybe you accidentally touch a merperson's gills and they immediately shy away at the unexpected touch. You freak out and apologise because you think you've hurt them while they try and hide their obvious arousal at the intimate touch.
Or an alien whose skin colour changes with their mood. You notice they're always a more reddish colour when near you. When you ask them about it they get even redder and try to make something up while their friends watch and snicker cus they know exactly what that colour means.
You playfully bite your werewolf partner while cuddling and they let out a very erotic groan. Now they have to try and explain to you what marking is to werewolves while also being very horny and embarrassed.
I wrote some more of these.
(づᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡
#monsterfucker#monster x reader#monster x human#monster lover#monster boyfriend#alien x human#werewolf#merman#mermaid#alien fucker
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On your first day of work, you encountered a monster beyond your comprehension. A colossal mass of blight and energy, standing above trees and hills and overseeing the grounds with an all-knowing gaze.
You'd assumed he is the owner of the Monster Hotel, the one who guides everything with an iron fist. You were quickly told by your centaur manager that no, the forgotten God of an ancient, long buried Cosmos is just Toby. The gardener.
Toby is rather shy and mostly mumbles words of a cursed language you don't dare to understand. He frequently offers you small bouquets of flowers whenever you pass by his garden. On particularly hot days, he likes to wear his lucky straw hat.
[Navigation] | [Ozztober Masterlist] | [Monster Hotel]
#ozztober#doodle#monster hotel#monster x reader#monster x human#alien#monster fucker#terato#teratophillia#exophelia
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Monster stalker that wants his scent on you so bad that he cums in your hair products.
He knows you always use leave in conditioner after your shower so obviously that is his main target. It is already a thick, white, and creamy consistency anyway.
He waits outside your home until he sees you leave before he breaks in. He dumps half of the product down the sink, making sure no trace is left behind.
He spends hours just cumming over and over again into the bottle. He mixes it up well so you don’t notice. Your human nose can only smell the scent of the synthetic fragrance.
His scent may not be noticeable to humans but other monsters will be able to smell his claim on you.
He only needs to keep the other monsters away a little longer. He has almost finished renovating his house, making everything perfect for his little human. Once that’s done he’ll be able to take you and claim you as his own. Then he can fill your cunt with his cum and truly claim you.
Until then, this will have to do.
❤️🖤💕💕🖤❤️
#monster boyfriend#monster romance#monster x reader#monster husband#monster smut#monster x human#teratophillia#monster fucker#monster fudger#monster lover#monster fuqqer#terat0philliac#monster x female#werewolf smut#werewolf x reader#minotaur x human#minotaur smut#minotaur x reader#alien x reader#exophelia#ghost x reader#orc smut#orc x reader#demon x reader#demon smut#vampire x reader#vampire smut#hybrid smut#yandere monster#yandere male
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Readers when the hot alien/monster wants to take them to their planet, sex them up with their unique schlongs, knock them up, and treat them like royalty for the rest of their lives:
#monster fucker#monsterfucker#monster smut#monster x reader#monster lover#monster boyfriend#alien fucker#alien x human#alien smut#monster lust#monster romance
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Humans cracking their knuckles as an intimidation tactic against aliens
Can you imagine being an alien and this thing just broke its bones at you?????
I'd be scared tbh
Why did it make that noise
That's a bone breaking noise
It's like those ppl who bite off their acrylics before a fight
#Id be terrified#you won already bro#the indomitable human spirit#aliens#alien species#humans#humanity#humans being humans#humans are space australians#humans are space orcs#humans are weird#humans are space oddities
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Here me out...scientists looking at fem!human lab rat getting fucked by a bunch of different monsters to study the different reactions of both the Monsters and the human 👀
We have serious mental issues guys...
Hi anon! We don't have mental issues, just great imagination.
When you applied for a job at a lab facility, you weren't expecting to be a monster's fleshlight. The job application specified absolutely nothing about it apart from saying you needed to be okay working with other species. And well, you were okay with that.
But the first day on the job, you found yourself being asked a bunch of weird questions, some of them very specific in its sexual nature. You didn't know what was happening, but you weren't too worried about it, what could happen? Maybe you should have asked.
When they finally explained to you that you'd be fucked by a bunch of different monsters and then you'd record a short video explaining how it felt and if you'd do it again, it was too late to back down. Not that you wanted to. You'd always been a bit of a freak, and seeing some other monsters at the facility only made you crave a different kind of experimentation. So it was like a match made in heaven. Or so you thought.
At first it was all good, they introduced you to the experiment with some aliens with a ridged dick and nice long fingers that made you come so many times you had to be helped back to your room after, your knees trembling and your pussy sore. The aliens were the same species as the scientists leading the research, and you wondered if he would join. He didn't the first day. They discovered you could be fucked multiple times by multiple dicks and still come.
The second day an orc and a minotaur appeared. Their dicks were pretty similar, and you had a great time riding both of them until you were filled to the brim over and over. That day they discovered that you could experiment what they called "cum inflation", your stomach distended because of the amount of cum shoot inside of you. You had to sit down and let the researcher finger everything out of you. He looked detached to it, but you came against his fingers once again.
The tentacle monster on the third day was fun. His big reproductive dick pushed into your hole as little tentacles played with your body. It was a weird sensation, but a good one. That day they discovered you could be stimulated at multiple points and that would make you come harder.
It continued like that for a few days, some monsters weird, some okay, but overall, it was such a great experience that the next day you were already dripping and hot when the werewolf entered. He stretched you with his claws and long tongue until you were crying out, just to push his fat dick inside of you until you were falling apart around him. Just to push his huge knot inside your dripping hole. You squirted all around him, making him laugh and a worried scientist come check on you.
The scientist could could have stopped everything that was happening, could have told the werewolf it was over... but instead he pinched your nipples as he pushed his alien dick in your mouth until you were gagging around him and his hips were fucking your face. It shouldn't have been as hot as it was. You came again, and again... And by the end of that session you were showered in alien and werewolf cum. You loved it.
They didn't discover anything that day, but you discovered your alien researcher had a bit of a thing for you, and he's like to explore it further.
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#alien#minotaur#orc#werewolf#monster x you#monster x reader#monster x human#monster#monster fucker#monster imagine#teratophillia#terato#monster boyfriend#monster love#monster fuqqer#monster kink#monster lover#monster romance#monster smut#monsterfucker#monsterfucking nsft#txt request#txt
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#217
"Get away from me, alien! I won't let you probe me!" Human screamed.
"Relax! We aren't going to hurt you," Alien one says. They look over to their friend for help.
Alien two shurgs. "I told you this would happen if you saved them."
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there's downsides to ranking high in the hierarchy [prints]
#mass effect#mass effect trilogy#mass effect garrus#Garrus Vakarian#turian#alien#artists on tumblr#bioware#video games#mass effect fanart#art#digital art#illustration#human artist#milkyart#he may hate it but the getup is sexy as hell#doesn't hold a single sniper rifle though. garrus' yelp review: 0 stars#garrus: I should've died on omega (no charity balls on omega) (no charity on omega in general) (ever)#still not beating the sailor moon coloring allegations#is it too bold to add the print link right away. im so poor
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Humans being the first. Not the strongest or the smartest or the weirdest or the most violent. Just the first.
We called out into the dark over and over. We sent out messages in hopes. We searched every planet we could reach, in hopes of any sign of life. Any at all.
We thought, hoped we were the last, because we couldn’t bear the idea of being the one ones this awake and alive in a world as vast as this.
And we died alone.
When the others are born, many many years later, they find us, everything we left for them.
They recover The Golden Record and look at it a million times over, they dig up our fossils and put us in museums, they study us for years and years, loving us as we love our ancestors’ painted hands on cave walls.
In a lot of their languages, the word they use for us has the same root for “mother”.
#moonar shit#haso#humans are space australians#humans are space oddities#humans are space orcs#aliens#humans#scifi#science fiction#humans are weird#humans are deathworlders
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dr who is (apparently) redesigning this turtle from the classic series to be just a green human elf lady instead and twitter is eating it up because "no one would take the show seriously otherwise" and "the audience isn't able to empathize with something that doesn't look human". another fascinating data point in the psychology of doctor who fans.
#i know people will read this and think i'm saying the show should look stupid#i'm actually saying 'why are doctor who fans so rejecting of the idea that you can make an alien with a beak look good in a dramatic contex#and why do so many of them think the audience are incapable of feeling empathy towards a lizard#when the show so often asks you to read emotion into a puppet as simple and inhuman as a dalek#also a lot of people comparing making it human to shape of water#come on#he was not passing the harkness test and he still won the oscar
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Cultural differences and misconceptions in monster dynamics, part twooooo!
Part 1 here!
👽 Alien partner who is amazed by the fact that you can sweat and cry. They come from a very dry planet so the fact that your body just lets off water amazes them. They would never make you cry but they strongly encourage you to work out with them so they can see you sweat. Imagine their utter shock when you take their hand, show them another place that gets wet and tell them there's a much better way to make you sweat and cry.
🧜Siren that is stunned when you decide to sing along to their siren song, simply because no one's ever done that before. They frown when you stop and start singing again hoping you join in. Although your voice is definitely not as beautiful as theirs they look at you like its the greatest thing they've ever heard.
🌱Being in a friend group with multiple insectoid monsters and having a crush on a prey mantis girl. Your other bug friends look very nervous when you try and flirt with her, they're even more nervous when it actually works. They absolutely freak out when she invites you to her room and they all jump to separate you, crying out "They don't deserve to be eaten!" And "How could you?". Now prey mantis girl is laughing her ass off, her friends are embarrassed and you're just very confused.
🐍Naga/reptilian partner thinking it's so funny that you can get sunburn. If you turn red easily, they will tease you relentlessly. If your skin doesn't turn red, all humans can still get sunburn and best believe your partner will be touching the sensative skin any chance they get cus they think it's just so funny. They also like to lie on the hot skin and soak up all the heat. The only reason you let them is because their cool skin is soothing on the burnt area, though they insist it's cus you like their touch. They help you peel off the dead skin when the burn heals and joke about how it's just like when you help them shed.
#monster lover#monster x human#monster x reader#monster fucker#monster boyfriend#monster romance#siren#naga#teratophillia#terato#alien x reader
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This August, they're coming for you.
#does this count as a promotional poster#alien romulus#my art#doodle#meme#alien#xenomorph#xenomorph fanart#reader insert#exophelia#terato#teratophillia#monster smut#monster x human#monster fucker#monster boyfriend
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