#hubs answers

[heian-era-househusband]

I come here to submit a question ô great nerd (respectfully), hoping your binary wisdom would bring me the knowledge that I need

Here's my concern :

If you're the househusband... And Yuri's the housewife... Then who's driving the car ????

In this house, "nerd" is the highest form of respect 🙏

The "housepartners" in question have deliberated and have brought to you the wisdom that you seek, dear Panda.

It's Shiu. Shiu drives the car.

[jodoesnew]

On the other end

A small dcaXy/n idea I had

Premis: Y/N works part time in the daycare but doesn't really interact with the dca which doesn't mean the dca didn't notice them there.

Start of the story

Y/N gets messages from an unknown number and decides to answer

They start messaging thinking that they don't know each other at all

They notice that the tone and wording in the messages switches completely throughout the day but get used to it way too fast

Y/N's life is a complete mess right now so Unknown is a pleasant distraction

They never tell each other their real names but use nicknames instead

Both share how they feel often and text about life and just anything that they think of

Someday y/n just calls their unknown friend to share some great news because they have no one else they want to share it with

They don't pick up but call back later

A male voice they have never heard answers. A pleasant one. They talk for hours.

But the voice tells them to only call at night bc he can't talk on the phone while working. But texting is fine

Y/N falls in love over late night phone calls and long text convos

They ask if they could meet up and hang out

He doesn't answer

The connection goes silent

The last thing he sent is "I'm so sorry. But I can't" written only a few minutes after their question (in the middle of the day)

Hours go by and they get no answer from him anymore

Hurt and worried Y/N is in a daze of crying and starring at nothing for the rest of the week

This is when Y/N misses their break bc they stayed in the daycare closet to cry

As they step out the daycare is dark sth that Y/N was never there to see

Then they hear it. The voice of the person they love singing from where the kids are sleeping.

Y/N stumbles through the dark until they reach the kids and lock eyes with the daycare attendant

Moon goes quiet and his eyes betray him and show his shock

Y/N is stunned

"It's you?"

Awkward

P2, P3

[phenikas]

tales episode 5 except make it even worse for Rhys

[boombambaby]

@renas-rp-hub asked: 😍 - admiring from afar! ( 🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑻-𝑶𝑼𝑻𝑺 𝑶𝑭 𝑨𝑾𝑬𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺.) - accepting!

So, SO many of these too tbh. There's so many people, both new and who have been on my list for a while, that I love to see on the dash even if we aren't writing. AND who I would love to write with at some point. These are just a few of those folks!

@kingofrosas @pentious @cxnscience @saheira @feistypixie @verreprincesse @ofmywcrld @worldclassmenageriie @himbohotel @orchestrahearts @adversitybloomed @dragetunge @rexheroum @bornofthedawn @droppingdonkeys

[epaulando]

my biggest question about pacific rim is all the worldbuilding that was left unsaid

[crosshairs-dumb-pimp-gf]

How is your husband “crosscoded?” I am curious. 🤔

We can start by transferring over the "Cross is Catcoded" vibes, that takes care of a lot of qualities.

Ex Military man more than handy with a rifle.

Absolute grumpy gus.

Though mostly because he himself relates to Crosshair. His story, his archetype. What I call "involuntary kinship". Lemme explain;

I've told this story on here before but when I realized I had a thing for Cross (WTF wtf I have a character crush tf it's been 20 years I thought I was rehabilitated) I told him while we were watching the show and his reaction was, and I quote:

"No, THAT GUY? He makes me feel so called out."

Which is husband speak for,

"I see me in this character, a lot, and I don't like it."...

And honestly explains where my attraction starts.

Now physically he doesn't resemble Crosshair, which honestly thank goodness. I DO find Cross unbelievably sexy but that's like, an effect of liking him as a person character, not a cause. (Demi)

My guy is 6'1" and broad. Swimmers build. When he's not sporting extra cushion he actually is built more like Hunter. Also not immediately intimidating. People think I wear the pants around here. I can not stress this enough, I DO NOT.

This man is aggro despite his outward stoicism. He finds it to be his life's mission to fuck with assholes. Usually by being the bigger asshole. He can and WILL (and has) call someone a cunt to their face.

One time while we were at a deli counter this uppity old lady started getting huffy about how long it was taking and began to disparage the workers. The other biddys in line started to fall in line with that Mob mentality until he pipes up, "Can you believe what a cunt this bitch is being?" Loud enough for even the people behind the counter could hear him. That shut her up. (And got us better service anytime that particular staff was working, so bonus.)

He wins fights just by agreeing to them ( in irl people who actually try to fight you in a parking lot are incredibly stupid cowards. They attempt to intimidate him cause they mistake his quietness for weakness. This is wrong. As soon as he stands up these idiots bolt.)

[until-the-brahmin-come-home]

ships the cowboy and the combat medic guy in mothership zeta cuz idk what else to do with this dlc

[vin-at-thehub]

Which slasher do you think you have the most chance of surviving, realistically (sorry I have slasher brainrot and you're suffering for it)

Don’t apologize—I LOVE THIS. You. You have no idea how much I love slashers. Please continue.

OKAY-!! So first off all, depends on if we’re talking about the original slashers vs their re-boots.

If we’re talking original Micheal Myers, then definitely—I’m not related to him, and as long as I don’t get in the way of him killing Laurie, I’ll be fine. Also, I have a friend that loves demonology, so I’d probably have the upper hand by learning about the occult.

Freddy Kruger-? Hell yes. I am an active lucid dreamer (not willingly) so I’m already very good at dealing with this. Add in the fact that as a system and our past, we are very good at handling psychological torture, I’d probably be fine. I’m not stuck with him. He is stuck with me.

Ghostface is tricky. Again, originals only, but I think I’d make it half way through the movie. I’d probably never pick up the phone in the first place (not that it really matters—they’d still attempt to kill me) but in addition I’m very good with axes (sport wise) and I tend to be aware when I’m being watched. Been through a stalker situation before (albeit, lower stakes) so I definitely know when things are suspicious. My downfall would probably be the fact that there are two ghostfaces. So I’d say I’d get through the first half well, but would likely get overwhelmed by the switch up in nature—and then either cornered by the two, or killed after I manage to get away from one, unknowingly walking into the others paths.

[kayfabe-is-king]

Somehow these two have exceeded my “freak matching freak” match expectations.

[heian-era-househusband]

What's the best electronic/robot sound?

Beep beep?

Beep bop?

Dial tones?

Old school internet startup?

The GameCube start up?

Bender from Futurama?

The fans want to know

I am a man of the classics. Saturday morning cartoons. Pocket calculators. Articulated 4-8-8-4 steam locomotives.

There is only one answer. Can you hear it?

It calls me...

[monmuses]

🌺 roleplay pet peeve

Send me a symbol and I will tell you… - accepting!

i'm sorry, but ... i hate when smut-only roleplay blogs follow me. i have everything on my blog listed and things that are noted that tell people "i do NOT do smut with new partners or non-mutuals" and i strictly dont rely on NSFW content here unless i choose to.

but i cant stand when i have literal fetish or porn roleplay blogs with stolen art posted all over their blog with horrendous writing that's there JUST for the sake of the feeling and not the joy of writing something fun PEEVES ME OFF. i enjoy a good smut thread, don't get me wrong! but that's with friends, not people i've only had a couple words to share with.

[lololily75]

no....I dont think you get it.... im OBSESSED

[abyssalmemory]

If you're taking suggestions, how about this one about Connie coercing Steven into seeing a cardiologist.

Synopsis: Young adult Steven and Connie living together, she gets to notice things about Steven more closely, even things he doesn't. Although Steven claims to feel fine, Connie notices the symptoms of chronic heart disease, regardless of how used to it he is. Likely due to Steven's lifetime of trauma, stress, overexertion, and poor dietary habits. After a serious discussion, Connie finally convinces Steven to go get his heart checked out. Afterwards, Connie insists Steven takes better care of his heart from now on, and she offers to help him with his heart health.

Oh lord, while I'd love to write something like this, I don't have nearly the required knowledge of the human body haha. I love how detailed this is, though! Hopefully someone will see this and feel inspired. I personally know of plenty of Connverse authors who could probably do wonders with this prompt.

That being said, I personally don't think Steven could canonically have heart disease (or any disease, for that matter) due to his healing powers. If he can insta-heal broken bones, the same very likely goes for other health issues.

Funny coincidence, though: I actually very recently had an idea for a short relating to Steven's biology; specifically his aging. The fact he's effectively immortal is never discussed in this fandom 💀

[speedy-troublemaker]

gotta love saito/hub's darker hair on the fanarts, also it made me realize that i like the green eyes lol

[basilpaste]

( @ozzyandfriends : gala interaction with TeenPunk!Felix )

———

“Do you think there’s anyone here around our age?” Ozzy asks, adjusting his mask.

“I’m not sure.. Hey! What about him?” Ron points towards TeenPunk!Felix, and walks over to him in a jiffy.

“Hey there! How old are you?” He asks, very boldly. Ozzy and Madison giving each other a “can you believe this guy?” look.

———

(it’s wriitng for now but i’ll probably switch to art later on ahbdhajdb 👉👈)

Felix blinks. How......... bold. He supposes its a better opener than stilted niceties, if nothing else. He's sure he could hazard a guess as to who this, and the two trailing behind him, is, but he frankly doesn't care that much? And in this sort of setting, he doesn't feel the need to.

"I've got no reason to tell you that." He says bluntly.

But a little voice in his head reminds him that he promised to play nice. No point starting any unnecessary trouble. No matter how much he dislikes the extravagant production of a gala nowadays.

He sighs, folding his hands over his chest. "But, ah... I'm seventeen."

[mayonakako]

found an old relevant drabble on the archive; do we think i should repost it or just reblog it... 🤔