#hu family genshin impact

[naluwalker]

Zhongli and the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor

Sometimes I start thinking about how Zhongli could have started working with Hu Tao.

Considering how careless Zhongli was in his attempt to act human, with no preparation (especially financial), I find it hard to believe that he simply made up papers with his identity and past records, even to try to hide his non-human status, and not He just showed up one day at the port and just went on with his life.

Then I remembered that Hu Tao is the 77th director of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, that her grandfather was the 75th, and that she was quite young when her grandfather died so she shouldn't have immediately become the director. I'm keeping this in mind that Hu Tao in the game must be between 17 to 20 years old.

So who could have been the 76th director? Yep, I'm talking about Zhongli.

I don't think they are either of Hu Tao's parents because there is no record of their existence beyond creating Hu Tao, so I think they died a long time ago and she was raised by her grandfather. I also don't think he was Mr. Hu's brother because my headcanon is that he died before Mr. Hu.

So, according to my headcanon (and some canon information), Zhongli has been planning his retirement for years (those years could mean more than a decade or two, considering Zhongli's personality).

He and Hu Tao's grandfather, whom I will call Hu Feng, by some coincidence or accident met, probably Zhongli went to ask how the records were about Adepti's funeral and Hu Feng quickly discovered his identity. I would say that since he is Zhongli, they became friends and our Dijun could have given him some clues about his plan, Mr. Feng, quick to pick up on clues, understood what Zhongli wanted to do and helped him create a fake identity.

Thus Huang Zhongli was born, the son of her adorable but non-existent cousin Xuanyu, who had recently died and asked in her will to take care of her little son since she had no one else to turn to.

Little Hu Tao would play with him for a couple of years and Zhongli would disappear into thin air with the excuse of going to study in Sumeru or Snezhnaya while Zhongli contacted the Tsaritsa and told her of his plan to give her his gnosis in exchange for her help in his retirement plan.

The beloved but absent uncle Zhongli would return to Liyue shortly before Mr. Feng's death and when the old man passed away, he would say in his will that he would leave Wangsheng in Zhongli's capable hands until Hu Tao came of age.

Thus, Zhongli would be known as the cultured 76th director of Wangsheng until he was succeeded by his eccentric niece and became simply her consultant.

Mr. Zhongli is a little strange? Well, he's a member of the Hu family, it's not unusual. It has absolutely nothing to do with Mr. Zhongli not being human. Who is it that is spreading rumors about the esteemed Mr. Zhongli being an Adeptus? He is a totally normal person, don't talk nonsense, lest it bother a true Adeptus and decide to curse poor Mr. Zhongli.

[k-chips]

[This is not a ship post]

Ok I absolutely love their dynamic and I absolutely think they would make a freaking great duo. Also, since Baizhu’s master was Hu Tao’s great uncle I like to think of them as a very complicated and awkward found family lol

This was also inspired by a fanfiction, Moth and Fire on Ao3, which emotionally destroyed me but also shows their potential family dynamic and I absolutely love it.

Close ups

[sleepyorchidmonster]

I need Neuvillette to be completely done with Furina's bullshit, but also chase the Fatui down in a fit of rage after they get the Gnosis.

He is just a tired parent dealing with an immortal gremlin.

Neuvillette: I can't stand Furina!

Neuvillette: But if anything were to happen to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[child--ish]

I noticed that I have a very big inclination to see stuff as family, like I see Kazu and Beidou as son and mother (Ning being the other mother) and Lisa and Razor also as mother and son, I also strongly believe that Cyno and Razor 𝗮𝗿𝗲 related in some way, & if that's true, she also can potentially be to Cyno, too! And I see Collei, Nari, and Cyno as like Collei is the sweet younger sibling and Nari is the responsible, (sassy) older sibling that takes care of the other (and Cyno is the older sibling's boyfriend that just hangs out and the other sibling loves them [platonicly], which is mutual) or as parents to Collei! I also hope with all my heart that Ei and Scara will be happy some day. Oh, and ALSO, I see Ganyu, Xiao, Hu Tao, and Zhongli as a happy family. And Diluc and Kaeya as adopted bros. oh, oh! and Furina and Neuvi as father and daughter.

So, yeahhh, a BIG tendency to see stuff as family–

Also! for those who like Zhongli fam here

It's a fic about them with a little bit of chili sprinkled in =)

[zjmaeve]

[🌟] my favorite cosplays : Hu Tao, Ariel, Anya, and Floyd Leech

[everlastingdream]

The last quest of Lantern Rite was so good. Clorinde and Navia at the vacation (like Beidou and Ningguang were, khm-khm), them adopting Furina, Clorinde and Furina being adorably awkward while finding their new relationship, Furina and Hu Tao meeting (!!!).

Also that one scene:

Clorinde: What I choose to hunt depends on my mood.

Navia: Ahem... Anyway!

I know what you are...

So we got fed with beiguang 2.0, some absolutely cute Furina and her interactions with people she care about and big sis Hu Tao, who tease her.

Perfect

[rendrrrrr]

Some new cheebs made into charms while Spy x Family and Link Click are both charms and a mini standee

[mozgovoi-yogurt]

Same vibes

Sorry :P

[cryptar]

torches by the oh hellos is the pyro vision theme song. if you even care

[inktailsaystuff]

Mr. Zhongli of Morax Casino

Meet Mr. Zhongli, owner of Morax Casino, and Wangsheng Funeral Parlour. A high standing business man with two children whose mother(s) are a mystery. He is very close with the rest of his siblings, and is by far the oldest of them all.

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Zhongli… he is a businessman through and through, the contract maker of the cartel. It could be for any of his siblings divisions, and yet he will be the one to oversee the contract and organise the deal. His children always a step behind him. I truly do not know where his children came from, nor do I know their names, the girl is eccentric and wears a butterfly mask. While the boy almost never speaks and wears a monster for a mask. He is a true mystery… the rumours spread are all nonsense, and sometimes I wonder if he spread them just to confuse… I mean who could imagine him fornicating with the youngest member of the Fatui Harbringers…? That’s unheard of.

[cruger2984]

Hu Tao: Hey, do you mind paying for this? I don't have any cash. Zhongli: (prepares a pipa) Sure, I'll just put it on my credit card. I'm never gonna pay it back anyway. Zhongli: (plays the pipa and sings) 'Cause I have thirty thousand Mora in credit card debt. When they call, I tell them I can't pay it back yet. Hu Tao: (sings) Credit card debt. Zhongli: Tomorrow, I may buy myself a dining room set. (holds a chibi!Tartaglia plushie) Or this Tartaglia plushie! Zhongli and Hu Tao: (sings) Credit card debt, credit card debt, credit card debt!

[naluwalker]

Yes, I'm here again

Hey, hello, it's me again. Again with more ideas of something I'm not going to write. Again with more Zhongchi, and again with more child rearing. Only this time it's not Naruto.

I want you to understand that while I am neutral towards JK Rowling and all her controversies, the world of Harry Potter is totally different, and the love I have for that series is much more than I can explain.

So in pursuit of my love for Harry Potter and my love for Genshin and Zhongchi, I returned to release my brain bugs.

So, it's the spring of 1985 and a new family has moved into Privet Drive. All the housewives in the neighborhood gossip about the beautiful redhead who now lives at 8 Privet Drive and her mysterious husband.

The cheerful woman visits all her neighbors to greet them with a deep red soup casserole, which she claims is a recipe from her homeland, and introduces herself as Ajax.

Ajax happily tells all her gossipy neighbors about her move from Russia, her new job as an elementary school teacher, and her very handsome and charming husband, who is unfortunately stuck at work due to all the paperwork that was delayed due to the move and how a company will not go alone. The mysterious husband seems to be loaded.

Harry is indifferent until he discovers that his new neighbor is also his new math teacher, and that her children will be his classmate.

While Xiao is silent, surly, and has very scary golden eyes, his sister Tao is boisterous, talkative, and very, very creepy. Harry honestly doesn't know what to do with them, especially the girl who makes fun of him and "the woman who follows him everywhere."

One afternoon while escaping from Dudley and his friends he ends up bumping into Xiao and things don't turn out well... For Dudley. Apparently the older brother has no patience for bullies and idiots.

When Aunt Petunia invites her new teacher and her children over to discuss what happened, which is a subtle attempt to make Ajax look like a bad mother to her children while pushing an angry Uncle Vernon around, things don't go according to plan. what was planned. Because when Ajax accepts, Harry meets the most intimidating man he has ever seen in his short life.

Zhongli Huang, Ajax's husband, is tall, handsome and elegant, and together with his wife they form a beautiful picture that makes Petunia and Vernon fail in every way possible. He doesn't seem very impressed with the situation either and spends the evening subtly criticizing the Dursley couple while devoting all his attention to doting on his wife and children. In every stressful situation, Harry accidentally makes his presence known, and without realizing it, gives blackmail ammunition to the vicious redhead like a shark that smells blood.

With a few mild threats, silent blackmail, and a smile like a grave, Harry finds his life looking up when he finds himself moved across the street to a strange but loving family who treat him with more affection than he has received for as long as he can remember. Zhongli and Ajax are strange in every way possible, and Xiao and Tao are just as prone to acting outlandishly, but the way they sink into his life and heart makes things worth it.

The next few years are warm and happy, the Dursleys avoid them like the plague and Dudley can no longer get closer than six feet without some of his new brothers bristling and attacking like very violent cats. He has also discovered things about her new family, like how his parents treat gender more as a mood than as a real biological thing, or how reality seems to break down around his, but they are things that he has gotten used to and decides to do. That it really doesn't matter how strange they are, your family is your family and that's all that matters.

Then he receives a letter and discovers that he is a wizard, and he is not the only one. Xiao looks at the letter envelope as if there was a bomb inside and Tao waves his as he folds it into a pretty crane, mother and father share tea and ignore everything around them in favor of getting lost in each other's gaze while Harry suffers an existential crisis. The next day they are in Diagon Alley.

Harry ends up accepting magic as he has been accepting everything around him for the last few years, some disbelief, a lot of doubt, and what feels like an instinctive resignation that he can't escape his situation. His parents have given him many options, which include Oxford University in the future, so he just accepts the magic, since his parents seem to be on top of everything and don't mind that their three children are going to embark on what they are It is surely your new life in a magical world. Archons, he can't believe that's a real thought.

Thus, Harry embarks on a new journey away from the family home that has been taking care of him since he left the horrible Dursley home, with only the company of his beloved brothers. Or he was, until he finds out that mother, who is now dad, and father, who is now Miss Zhongli, are teachers at his new magical school.

Once again, he resigns himself to what his life has been like for six years and moves on. Meanwhile, neither Hogwarts, nor Vondermort, nor even Dumbledore know what has fallen into their laps: A very battlesexual former herald, his very permissive divine husband, they overly diligent and surly eldest son, and they mischievously chaotic and eccentric youngest daughter.

[uno-is-suffering]

Due to popular demand, they have been colored and shit. Happy Birthday Hu Tao

(Found family nerds come get your juice + no title bar version below)

[dizzybizz]

oooh for the requests id love to see ur take on hu tao and zhongli interacting !! their relationship is soo silly to me

theyre like this to me

[child--ish]

I just want to point out the elephant in the room,

does this look familiar to you? It does to me.. it looks like–

Zhongli????

Is that you???

[maple-leaf-library]

i’m so normal about them