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zildyllic · 5 months ago
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Sunday: So... Why does life slumber?
Trailblazer: Because... someday... We will wake up from our dreams!
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incorrecthsrchats · 5 months ago
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New friend aquired!
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Side note: Amanda had good intentions dw
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seventh-district · 6 months ago
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 5 - I Finally Finished the 2.2 Main Quest Edition
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 6]
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harmonysanreads · 10 months ago
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Reader : Do you want to take a shower with me?
Aventurine : I have a gun beside my nightstand and I want you to shoot me with it if I ever say no to that because know that I've gone crazy.
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incorrectstarrailquotes · 7 months ago
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Black Swan: My girl can wear whatever she wants because I am scared of her.
Stelle: My girl can wear whatever she wants because I can fight.
Himeko: My girl can wear whatever she wants because she a hoe and I knew that before we got married.
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Sampo: My man can wear whatever he wants because I am scared of his sister.
Caelus: My man can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.
Dr. Ratio: My man can wear whatever he wants because he's a hoe and I knew that before we got married.
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sh1-n0bu · 6 months ago
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incorrect hsr quotes #3
[name], panicking, recording a video: SO I’M RUNNING FROM THE CLOUD KNIGHTS!! BUT IT’S OKAY CUZ’ I DID IT FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS!!
luofu residents: watching on intrigued as a whole battalion of cloud knights chase after some poor mortal
[name]: APPARENTLY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH THEIR GENERAL!
luofu residents: GASP! they did not-
[name]: I WAS JUST TRYNNA GET EQUAL PAY N SHIT!
meanwhile, jing yuan back at his home, covered in bites, hickies and what-nots: :33
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stxrquotes · 3 months ago
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yunli text posts ft. yanqing
masterlist
previous | next
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ratioaven · 7 months ago
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take these sillies
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luxthestrange · 23 days ago
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HSR Incorrect quotes #6 Heart full but head empty-
Aventurine: I like your new pants~
Y/n: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Aventurine: I’d like them better if they were 100% off~
Y/n*Confused head tilt* The store, can’t just give away clothes for free...
Aventurine: That’s… not what I meant...
Y/n: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Kakavasha
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danhoneyyysblog · 7 months ago
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Stelle: That shirt looks great, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Thanks.

Stelle: But I bet it would look even better on Dan Heng’s floor.

Dan Heng: Are you hitting on (Y/N)... for me?
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aventurineswife · 19 days ago
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Aventurine, in Reader’s bed: Morning… how’d ya sleep last night?
Reader, knocking Aventurine off: WHAT THE HELL?!
Aventurine: Ow—
Reader: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor!
Aventurine: I had a nightmare.
Reader: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old?
Aventurine: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there-
Reader, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL!
Aventurine: That is not what I meant—
Reader: Silence in the presence of your ruler, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground!
Aventurine: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and I’m sure you did too.
Reader: Yeah, okay-
Aventurine: You know what? I wanna know. How’d you sleep last night?
Reader: …That was the best I’ve slept in a while.
Aventurine, gasping: The ruler slept comfortably with a peasant in their bed!
Reader: I did not consent to this-
Aventurine, dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden!
Reader, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there’s a bed bug in my room and he’s five-foot-six, he’s got blonde hair.
Aventurine: Ask them if they have one of those “Do Not Disturb” signs. I’ll put it on the door next time we… do it.
Reader: Okay, I'ma go shower and wash all of the you off of me.
Aventurine: Oh, maybe together we could—
Reader: NO.
Aventurine: Just to save water—
Reader: No!
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ravenlexis · 2 months ago
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saw a japanese fan tweeted about how the legendary concert promotion clip of aventurine is odd in the way that the curtains are open before he woke up, there's newspaper in the room even though aventurine clearly checks the news with his tablet, and the reason for that is because there was another person who occupied the room, who wakes up early, cares for aventurine's health, and favours physical newspaper rather than digital ones.
they ended the tweet with something along the line of "it's probably because someone else is there, right? makes sense to me" and i have never been so tempted to quote retweet a japanese tweet with a 'so true bestie' in my life
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incorrecthsrchats · 5 months ago
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Flutter Flutter hoe
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seventh-district · 6 months ago
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 2
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]
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coffee-cait · 5 months ago
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"Like fyreflies to a flame, life begets death.
I will... set the seas ablaze!"
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incorrectstarrailquotes · 3 months ago
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Aventurine: If I fall…
Dr. Ratio: I’ll be there to catch you.
Black Swan: [looks at Acheron] What if I fall?
Acheron: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Gallagher: [watches these two interactions]
Gallagher, to Sunday: And if I fall?
Sunday: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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