#hsah

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

HELLOOOO! could you do a rindou thingy? where he has a s/o who is quite... creative. NOT IN THAT WAY. I was thinking- "Would you still love me if I set off multiple atomic bombs to unknown locations, knowing that the materials I used were stolen on a thursday afternoon on July 27th, 1910 used on a friday but created on a monday while I sit in silence drinking coffee while people on the street look at me from outside of a cafe window, talking to my friends about an annoying person in my life (which I will soon cannibalize) while the strangers walking/listening in look at me with pure horror and shock of what they have just witnessed?" HSAHS DHDS ORR "The voices are getting louder." JUST RANDOMLY "This tastes like what i felt when an 80ft tall woman who closely resembled the shape of shadows screeched to me in russian prayers while trying to claw at my window to get in" “I’m a prisoner in my own mind.” after they tell a joke that rindou finds funny "The hat man is returning." IDK RANDOM STUFF LIKE THAT I FEEL LIKE IT'D BE FUNNY

Lmao he'd probably have a hard time at first but then get used to it, like this!

He's so confused the first few times, he just kinda looks like you like ?????? 

The poor guy has no idea what to do with this, one time he laughs out of politeness because he's not sure if you're trying to be funny????

Asks everyone around him if they understand what this means. (He starts off like "what does it mean when your partner says...." and everyone assumes it'll be a typical question but then he repeats something that you said instead.

Once he gets used to it he becomes more comfortable though. Normally he just nods along. 

Sometimes he tries to out do by saying a lot of random things back. This ends in a mini competition between the two of you which leave you both grinning. 

He also likes it when you say that stuff to Ran because Rindou finds his reaction funny. Especially when Ran turns to Rindou and Rindou just nods along like what you said made perfect sense. 

Anytime you ask one of the "would you still love me" questions, he'll say yes with no hesitation.

Chifuyu nearly loses it the first time Rindou introduces you to everyone. (He already thinks what the Haitani's say are ridiculous enough then you come along)

He likes to play along a lot like "the hat man is returning" "he better not crash our date!"

Probably gets something you said printed on a t shirt 

[amia-679]

Can we be more than just besties?

HUHHHHHSHEIDJEBDJEHFKEKXKEIXHBBSHDJ

I MEAN LIKE HSAH.. JUS TWLL ME WHO YOU ARE PSPLS KMG

or if anything get an anon sign off :33

Oooooo you wanna tell me who you are sooo bad...

[vaguehotels]

NORMAL (texted someone but theyre working rn and so they wont respond until 10 but i wont have my phone bc my parents take it at 10 GRAUGHH HSAH HH H H HH H )

[urfavcollarbone]

podsumowanie dnia:

zjedzone: 1000/1000kcal

dzis sie udalo limitu dotrzymac na szczescie. do wigilii nic n jadlam a w wigilie barszcz z pierogami,sernik i lody zjadlam.

a teraz sobie siedze i pije hetbatke. na swieta dostalam 200zl,pizamke z muminkami,bombki z muminkami i slodycze. a i jakbyscie niewiedzieli czemu akurat z muminkami to dlatego ze mam obsesje na punkcie tej bajki hsah.

a co do jutra do tez mam na jutro limit 1k kcal. z tego co wiem to na sniadanie lososia zjem a na obiad kaczke i kluski slaskie.

[crossover-enthusiast]

For the Steven Unvierse thing

Yeah jehehe

That reminds me(this is a lil' off topic but eh), for the whole Lila x Kevin thing(the other ships included too), I can imagine Kevin visiting Lila since he wanted to get to know the woman he had a crush on more. But whenever he did, he'd be filled with dread instantly upon seeing who her son was. /j

HSAH YEAH-

That's the funniest part of Kevin/Lila, Kevin realizing in horror that her son was the kid that unintentionally makes his life hell

[holofirastory]

Remaja lelaki direman 6 hari bantu siasatan kes tikam penuntut wanita

SUNGAI PETANI – Penuntut lelaki direman enam hari untuk membantu siasatan berhubung kes mencederakan seorang penuntut wanita sebuah institut pengajian tinggi (IPT) di sini, semalam. Perintah reman dikeluarkan Majistret Mahkamah Sungai Petani, M Kalairasi terhadap suspek yang berusia 19 tahun itu di Hospital Sultan Abdul Halim (HSAH) bermula hari ini sehingga 23 Mac ini bagi membantu siasatan…

[a-cat-in-toffee]

Kota goes to pd ashe and asks for her to get wight back

Dakota is telling civ ashe to not hurt wight before talking to wight to try to get an idea of what happened

HSAH wildly different reactions. wight is being contained in a spirit prison. ashe voice how do we get this guy out of here as soon as possible.

meanwhile william and virion are playing video games while kota glares at them from across the room (ashe is busy pouring over her Tome trying to find Literally Anything)

[fareaster-blog]

#stayathome #janganpimana² #MRAKEDAH #kitajagakita #jazakumullah #PeduliUmat #KitaBantuKita #SungaiPetani #Kedah #Qif19 #Covid19 #PerintahKawalanPergerakkan #PKP #StayHome #Staysafe #HSAH #HospitalSungaiPetani #frontliners https://www.instagram.com/p/B-g7kiijGTL/?igshid=1fzn56cwysdh2

[opalscave-moved]

Muse  Shitpost  Meme

Assign  each  of  your  muses  one  shitpost  (still,  gif,  audio,  video  format)  you  feel  best  conveys  them.  Tag  as  many  other  multis  as  you’d  like.  Remember;  repost,  don’t  reblog!

ADA  WONG  - “first of all..... your Jordan’s are completely fake” SUSIE  LAVOIE  (LEGION)  - SINGING  KILLED  MY  GRANDMA THE  ARTIST  - knife-thieving  crow  tampers  with  crime  scene NENE  -  TAKE  ME  TO  THE  SON  OF  A  BITCH STRAWBERRY  THE  FOX  -  big  boobs? GHOSTFACE  -   Vince  McMahon  and  Shane  McMahon  go  to  church ( bonus: this  is  him  and  Frank )

tagged  by  -  I  can’t  remember tagging  -  you!

[444namesplus]

syllables (not all but like 90% of them, idgaf, can't generate all at once fast)

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gsik gsil gsir gsis gsit gsits gso gsoh gsol gson gsor gsos gsot gsots gsu gsuf gsuh gsul gsus gsut gu guf guh guk gul gun gur gus gut guts ha haf hah hak hal han har has hat hats he hef heh hek hel hen her hes het hets hi hif hih hik hil hin hir his hit hits hja hjaf hjah hjak hjal hjar hjas hje hjef hjeh hjek hjen hjer hjes hjet hjets hji hjif hjik hjil hjin hjis hjit hjits hjo hjof hjoh hjok hjol hjon hjor hjos hjot hjots hju hjuf hjuh hjuk hjul hjur hjus hjut hla hlaf hlah hlak hlal hlar hlas hlat hlats hle hlef hlek hlel hlen hles hlet hlets hli hlih hlin hlir hlis hlits hlo hlof hloh hlok hlol hlon hlot hlots hlu hluf hluh hlun hlur hlus hlut hluts ho hof hoh hok hol hon hor hos hot hots hra hraf hrah hrak hran hrar hras hrat hrats hre href hreh hrek hrel hren hres hret hrets hri hrik hril hrin hrir hrit hrits hro hroh hrok hrol hron hros hrot hru hruf hruh hruk hrul hrun hrur hrus hruts hsa hsaf hsah hsak hsal hsan hsat hse hseh hsel hsen hses hset hsets hsi hsif hsih hsik hsil hsin hsir hsits hso hsoh hsok hsol hson hsor hsot hsots hsu hsuf hsuk hsul hsur hsuts hu huf huh huk hul hun hur hus hut huts i if ih ik il in ir is it its ka kaf kah kak kal kan kar kas kat kats ke kef keh kek kel ken ker kes ket kets ki kif kih kik kil kin kir kis kit kits kja kjah kjak kjal kjan kjas kjats kje kjef kjeh kjek kjer kjes kjet kjets kji kjif kjik kjin kjit kjits kjo kjof kjoh kjok kjon kjor kjos kjot kjots kju kjuk kjun kjus kjuts kla klaf klah klak klan klas klat

kle klek klen klet klets kli klih klil klin klir klis klits klo klof kloh klok klor klos klots klu kluh kluk klul klun klur kluts ko kof koh kok kol kon kor kos kot kots kra kraf krah kral krar kras krat kre kref krel krer kres kret krets kri krif krih krik kril krin krir kris krit kro krok krol kron kror kros krot krots kru krun krur krut kruts ksa ksaf ksah ksak ksal ksan ksar ksas ksat kse ksef kseh ksel kser kset ksets ksi ksif ksih ksil ksin ksir ksis ksit ksits kso ksof ksoh ksok ksol kson ksor ksos ksot ksots ksu ksuf ksuk ksul ksun ksur ksus ksuts ku kuf kuh kuk kul kun kur kus kut kuts la laf lah lak lal lan lar las lat lats le lef leh lek lel len ler les let lets li lif lih lik lil lin lir lis lit lits lo lof loh lok lol lon lor los lot lots lu luf luh luk lul lun lur lus lut luts ma maf mah mak mal man mar mas mat mats me mef meh mek mel men mer mes met mets mi mif mih mik mil min mir mis mit mits mja mjaf mjah mjak mjal mjan mjas mjat mjats mje mjeh mjek mjel mjen mjer mjes mjet mjets mji mjif mjih mjil mjin mjir mjit mjits mjo mjof mjok mjol mjon mjor mjos mjot mjots mju mjuf mjun mjur mjut mla mlah mlak mlal mlan mlas mlat mlats mle mlef mlek mlel mlen mler mles mlet mlets mli mlif mlil mlin mlir mlit mlits mlo mlof mlok mlon mlot mlots mlu mluf mluh mluk mlul mlun mlur mlut mluts mo mof moh mok mol mon mor mos mot mots mra mraf mrah mrak mral mran mrar mrats mre mref mreh mrek mrel mren mrer mres mret mrets mri mrif mrih mril mrin mrir

mris mrit mrits mro mrok mrol mron mror mros mrot mrots mru mruf mruh mrun mrur mrut mruts msa msah msal msan msat msats mse mseh msek msel msen mses msets msi msih msik msil msin msit msits mso msof msoh msok msol msor msos msot msots msu msuh msuk msul msun msur msus msut msuts mu muf muh muk mul mun mur mus mut muts na naf nah nak nal nan nar nas nat nats ne nef neh nek nel nen ner nes net nets ni nif nih nik nil nin nir nis nit nits nja njaf njak njan njar njas njat nje njef njel njen njets nji njif njik njir njit njits njo njof njoh njok njol njor njos njot njots nju njuf njuh njuk njun njus njut nla nlaf nlah nlak nlan nlar nlas nlat nlats nle nlef nleh nlek nlel nlen nler nles nlet nlets nli nlif nlih nlik nlil nlin nlir nlit nlits nlo nlof nlok nlol nlon nlor nlos nlot nlu nluf nluh nluk nlul nlun nlur nluts no nof noh nok nol non nor nos not nots nra nraf nrah nral nran nrar nrat nrats nre nref nreh nrek nrel nren nrer nret nrets nri nrih nril nrin nrir nris nrit nrits nro nrof nroh nrok nrol nron nror nros nrots nru nruf nruh nruk nrul nrun nrur nrut nruts nsa nsaf nsah nsak nsar nsas nsat nse nsef nseh nsek nsel nsen nses nset nsi nsif nsih nsik nsin nsis nsit nso nsof nsok nson nsos nsot nsots nsu nsuf nsuh nsun nsur nsut nsuts nu nuf nuh nuk nul nun nur nus nut nuts o of oh ok ol on or os ot ots ra raf rah rak ral ran rar ras rat rats re ref reh rek rel ren rer res ret rets ri rif rih rik ril rin rir ris rit rits ro rof roh rok rol ron ror ros rot rots ru ruf ruh ruk rul run rur rus rut ruts sa saf sah sak sal san sar sas sat sats se sef seh sek sel sen ser ses set sets si sif sih sik sil sin sir sis sit sits sja sjaf sjah sjak sjal sjan sjar sjas sjats sje sjeh sjek sjel sjen sjer sjes sjet sji sjih sjik sjil sjin sjir sjis sjit sjits sjo sjof sjoh sjok sjol sjon sjots sju sjuf sjuh sjuk sjun sjus sjut sjuts sla slaf slah slak slal slan slar slas slats sle slef sleh slel slen sler sles slets sli slif slih slil slin slir slis slits slo slof sloh slon slot slots slu sluf sluh sluk slul slun slut so sof soh sok sol son sor sos sot sots sra sraf srah srak sran srar sras srats sre sref sreh srek srel srer sret srets sri srif srih sril srin srir sris srit srits sro srof sroh srok srol sron sror srot sru sruf sruh sruk

srul srun srur srus srut sruts ssa ssaf ssah ssak ssan ssar ssat sse ssef sseh ssel sser sses sset ssets ssi ssih ssik ssil ssir ssits sso ssof ssoh ssok sson ssor ssot ssots ssu ssuh ssun ssus ssut su suf suh suk sul sun sur sus sut suts ta taf tah tak tal tan tar tas tat tats te tef teh tek tel ten ter tes tet tets ti tif tih tik til tin tir tis tit tits tja tjaf tjak tjal tjan tjar tjas tjat tjats tje tjef tjeh tjel tjen tjer tjet tjets tji tjif tjih tjik tjin tjit tjits tjo tjof tjoh tjok tjon tjos tjot tjots tju tjuh tjuk tjun tjur tjut tjuts tla tlaf tlah tlal tlan tlas tlat tlats tle tlef tleh tlek tlel tlen tles tli tlif tlih tlil tlin tlir tlits tlo tlof tloh tlol tlor tlos tlots tlu tluf tluk tlur tlus tlut tluts to tof toh tok tol ton tor tos tot tots tra traf trah trak tral tran trar tras trat trats tre tref treh trek tren tres tret tri trif trih trik trin trir trits tro trof troh trok trol tron tros trot tru truf truh truk trul trus trut truts tsa tsaf tsah tsal tsan tsas tsats tse tseh tsek tsel tsen tser tses tset tsets tsi tsih tsik tsin tsir tsis tsits tso tsof tsoh tsok tsol tsor tsos tsots tsu tsuf tsuh tsuk tsul tsun tsur tsus tsuts tu tuf tuh tuk tul tun tur tus tut tuts u uf uh uk ul un ur us ut uts va vaf vah vak val van var vas vat vats ve vef veh vek vel ven ver ves vet vets vi vif vih vik vil vin vir vis vit vits vja vjaf vjah vjak vjal vjar vjas vjat vje vjef vjeh vjek vjel vjen vjer vjes vjet vjets vji vjif vjih vjil vjin vjir vjis vjit vjits vjo vjof vjoh vjok vjol vjon vjor vjos vjot vju vjuf vjuh vjul vjur vjus vjut vjuts vla vlaf vlah vlak vlal vlan vlar vlas vlat vle vlef vleh vlek vlel vlen vler vles vlet vli vlih vlik vlil vlir vlis vlit vlits vlo vlof vlok vlol vlon vlor vlos vlu vluf vluk vlul vlur vlus vo vof voh vok vol von vor vos vot vots vra vrah vrak vral vran vrar vras vrat vre vref vreh vrek vren vrer vres vri vrif vrih vrik vril vrin vrit vrits vro vrof vroh vrol vron vror vrot vrots vru vruf vruh vruk vrul vrun vrur vrus vruts vsa vsak vsal vsan vsar vsat vsats vse vsef vseh vsek vser vses vset vsets vsi vsik vsil vsir vsit vsits vso vsof vsoh vsok vsol vson vsor vsos vsots vsu vsuf vsuh vsuk vsul vsun vsus vsut vu vuf vuh vuk vul vun vur vus vut vuts za zaf zah zak zal zan zar zas zat zats ze zef zeh zek zel zen zer zes zet zets zi zif zih zik zil zin zir zis zit zits zja zjah zjak zjal zjar zjas zjat zjats zje zjef zjek zjel zjen zjer zjes zjet zjets zji zjih zjik zjil zjin zjir zjis zjit zjits zjo zjof zjoh zjok zjol zjon zjot zjots zju zjuh zjuk zjul zjun zjur zjus zjut zjuts zla zlaf zlah zlal zlan zlar zlas zle zlef zleh zlek zlen zles zli zlif zlih zlik zlil zlin zlit zlits zlo zloh zlol zlon zlor zlos zlot zlu zluf zluk zlul zlun zlur zlus zo zof zoh zok zol zon zor zos zot zots zra zraf zrah zrak zran zras zrat zrats zre zref zrek zrel zrer zres zrets zri zrih zrik zril zrin zris zrits zro zrof zroh zrok zrol zron zros zrot zru zruf zruh zruk zrul zrun zrur zrut zsa zsaf zsah zsal zsan zsar zsas zsat zsats zse zseh zsek zsel zser zses zset zsets zsi zsif zsih zsik zsil zsin zsis zso zsok zson zsor zsos zsot zsots zsu zsuf zsuh zsuk zsul zsun zsur zsus zsut zsuts zu zuf zuh zuk zul zun zur zus zut zuts

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[tinkonka]

I am so sorry I am down so bad and hyperfixated I’m a dumb lil gay idiot and when I see funky gay game I am speeding

but also can’t wait for the next conclusion so I get absolutely fixated again <3

well there u have it folks flower just basically described me in 27 words round of applause to abyss

[tamamita]

In which I never got to finish what I had to say, because I had to cover my face cause I was blushing for 30 minutes 

[mellonjin]

jungkook just had to be extra 🤣🤣 (credit.)

[conceptsformyowner]

PTJ1: New rules, the toy nook, 9 hours with my head wrapped, and a very long 16 hours in misery.

2022-06-18 Public Toy Journal 1

This week, I introduce you to this format, I enumerate my harsh new rules, and I narrate a few sessions we've had in the last few weeks. Enjoy!

Last week, my Owner and I had our monthly renegotiation, and we agreed upon a few new rules. Here's a rough runthrough of the new ones, although later I want to add my updated rules list to the pinned post along with an index of all concepts and journal entries.

Toy must, if possible time-wise, always ask its Owner for permission whenever other people ask it to make a decision. Its Owner mighy allow the toy to make a decision, or might choose in their stead.

Toy must, if possible consent-wise, always refer to its Owner as "my Owner", and never by name or any other title or label.

Once a week, toy will be forbidden from consuming flavoured food or drink. Meaning the only drink allowed will be water and the only meal a specially designed flavourless nutritious meal its Owner makes. These will be the "Tasteless Tuesdays"

Toy's Owner will setup time limits on social media apps on toy's smartphone and toy will be forbidden from changing it or evading the limits in any way.

When outside Owner's house, Toy will be forbidden from breathing while looking at its phone.

Toy will grant its Owner access to any online platforms.

Toy must always, if possible consent-wise, be restrained in some way or another. If its Owner or other person with whom toy is shared isn't present, toy must restraint itself in some way. Permission for temporary release may be asumed when dressing and undressing.

Every time its Owner hands toy an alcoholic drink or intoxicated food, toy must consume some of it.

And finally:

Toy must write a Public Toy Journal every saturday, detailing what has happenned during that week and how it felt about each thing. This is meant to both expose the toy and give its Owner feedback on the way they use their toy.

So, that's what this is.

It's been slightly more than a week so this'll be a long one.

First, about the new rules: The one about making decisions hasn't manifested itself yet, so stay tuned for that one.

Calling my Owner by title and not by name whenever talking to third parties has been harder than I thought. Not logistically, it just makes me kinda subby pretty fast whenever I mention them. I'm not ashamed, fuck no, but it makes me embarassed and I imagine I must look a bit blush hshah. I do get a very subby and euphoric feeling from other people starting to use it too, refering to them as 'your Owner', even when they know them by name from before and aren't particularly into D/s or anything like that. I hope I don't slip up and call them that around family or nonconsenting friends hsah, we'll see.

The Tasteless Tuesday was so much worst than I thought. I'm not really sure why, I think it was a combination of having delicious food I'd prepared right there in the fridge, and eating kind of late and thus getting hungry :p. Don't get me wrong though, the food is fine, tasteless indeed, it's not a negative experience..it's just a bit boring and makes me crave different food.

I've been more worried about the screentime limits than I should be. I think just the idea that there is a limit is working much better thatn the actual limit, since I hardly ever hit the limit and I'm using social media waay less than before. I am slightly sad about not beaing able to use instagram though, since I enjoy posting things quite a lot and had some things planned about D/s.

Now, the breathing while looking at my phone thing. UGH. i HATE it. It's good tho, I'm disinsentivized from using it and from going out. Both things I like. I mean....I did come up with this one lol, it's in a concept from not long ago.

The rule about access to online accounts, we haven't really done it yet, but I don't think it'll do much. It's just an extra layer of survailance. And of course we've set limits about conversations with my mental health proffesionals and such.

About always being restrained: It's been annoying and kinda funny. And hot. Inside the house we already were kind of doing it, although now it's much more constant, I think the real interest will be when it happens outside, at friends or partner's houses. Stay tuned for next week :P

And we don't have money for any intox play so that's that.

Now, just before this week started, we did a session that could be worth its own post. A few days eariler, I'd failed to wash my face as instructed in my rules (not the new ones). For that, I was to spend a day with my head wrapped in bondage tape with a latex hood on top. So I did, they wrapped bondage tape around my head quite tightly, until I couldn't speak nor see, and then placed the hood on top of it.

It was tight, uncomfortable, hot, disorianting, and hot (the other one). I spent 9 hours total like that, 5 of which were on the floor of their living room, neck chained to the foot of the sofa, waiting for them to come back home, trying to using my computer using the windows narrator.

I hate the windows narrator.

By the end I was quite literally dripping from my head. Even they got a bit disgusted by it. Luckily for me, I don't have a sense of smell. Luckily for them, I'd suffered the predicament in literally all the other ways. I want to do it again but also I don't but also I do. aaaaaaaaaaaaa

And now, finally, with what will be the usual format: this week.

On Saturday, I was feeling bad from life stuff, so you took good care of me. You gave me nice food and allowed me to choose, I could get a warm shower (instead of the daily cold ones) or sleep on the bed with them (instead of on the floor in the very small very uncomfortable space between their bed and the wall). I chose the shower. It was amazing. That night however, I would sleep in the nook, which I hadn't done in some time. I was put there to sleep at 2 a.m., and woke up at 6 a.m. with my shoulder, hip, and legs in pain from the position. I knew I was allowed to get on bed as long as I didn't fall back asleep on it, and thought 'hey i'm pretty awake, I just want to get rid of all the fucking pain'. So I started struggling my way out of the nook, which is not easy feet since I was wrapped in two large blankets, and had my wrists and ankles bound together, aside from having my neck chained to the corner of the bed as usual. Ah yes just when you thought I had it easy. Struggling up however made quite a bit of noise and my Owner started shifting around and turned around and looked at me, a very distressingly positioned toy frozen like it had seen headlights on the highway. "What's wrong?" they said, concerned, annoyed, and compeletely asleep. "Nothing, go back to sleep." I said like a cartoon character trying not to wake the guard while escaping prison. After some consideration, I just slid back down. I prefered being a good toy and suffering for my owner sooner than waking them early. However, the blankets had now aligned themselves such that the space my chest cavity had to expand was now a bit limited. Nothing bad, just an extra sensation, in case I needed any.

Sunday. I waited there, crushed, for another hour, while I waited for it to be 10 a.m. so I was allowed to wake you. During that hour my bladder decided to ally itself with my owner's sadistic intentions and it started adding to my suffering. Fun. Later that day, you wrapped a big thick chain around my waist and locked it with an equally thick equally daunting-looking padlock. This was how I was allowed to leave and see some friends, with this underneath my shirt.

On Monday, I took you to work and then went back, made our food for the next day and locked myself in my storage room, sliding the key under the door. When in that position, I'm only allowed to use my computer to study. It as the first time we did and it worked! So well! I missed that feeling so bad, I actually managed to focus! It was amazing. By the time you got home and unlocked me, we had a nice afternoon of cuddles and tv shows.

On Wednesday, we were both feeling a bit down, but we cheered ourselves up like this: you locked my wrists to my collar, and then fucked my body while I was forbidden from orgasming. After being satisfied with yourself, you released one of my wrists and started choking me. You instructed me to touch myself while repeating a series of mantras about how I'm your toy and you use me whenever you want. You made me go faster until I couldn't stop myself and orgasmed without permission. A quick slapping session followed, because that could never go unpunished, not even if you forced it consciously, and then we took care of each other for the rest of the day.

On Thursday, I was super thankful for you doing so much for me, so I cleaned and ordered all your appartment. It wasn't kinky, it was just nice. I wrote 'A long day'. You liked it. You liked it a lot.

Today, saturday, at 1 a.m., you did it. You did exactly what I said in 'A long day'. You joined my ankles together, my wrists behind my back, you placed tightened and locked mittens around my hands, you placed handcuffs above my elbows and joined them, you tightened belts around my thighs and calfs, wrapped my head in bondage tape, and hooded me. You tightened a collar around my neck, harder thatn ever, and chained it up to my feet such that I could just barely not entirely stretch my legs without pulling backwards on my neck. You then widened the toy nook beside your bed a bit so that I would fit like this, and put me there above blankets and pillows. Didn't take me long to ask for the first item be taken off, the hood. Breathing was too hard. that was now one thing removed, 11 remaining. You waited a while to make sure I didn't ask fo anything else and then you allowed yourself to fall asleep. As usual, at first I slept fine, but today I had the most miserable day I've had in quite a while. My hip hurt from laying on my side, my waist from the big chain locked around it, my arms from taking turns being crushed under me, my shoulders from my arms being kept behind me, my neck from trying to position the oversized pillow I had in the nook, my jaw from trying to breathe in through the pillow since the air became too cold at one point, my calfs from how tightly the belt kept them together, my legs from the lack of motion. The only part of my body that felt fine was my feet. Which was the key, honestly, since literal cold feet make me safeword pretty fast since the cold gets unbearable quite quickly. During the night, the tape on my face came off, which is alright, we know it can happen and it's happenned before. You helped me back on the bed, placed a big sock in my mouth and the hood around my head. Sadly I started choking quite quickly so the sock was off. I had now spent 11 hours like this, and had only asked for a single item to be taken off. I was in such miserable state (specially if you consider they were using me, edging me, once every hour) that within the next 5 hours, I asked for the rest of the items off, and safeworded towards a nice aftercare evening. 16 hours I spent like that. I was happily miserable, being theirs, suffering for them. They were extremely happy. I love that. I did fall asleep on the bed at one point without permission while they were taking care of me, so I'll get some sleep deprivation in a few nights as payment, but tonight I'm being taken care of with nice food and I'll be allowed to sleep comfortably in bed with them.

I love my new life. I hope you'll enjoy reading about it. :D

[cipheramnesia]

I think many of us would also like to hear about the ping-pong bunny, if you wanted to share? For many reasons including but not limited to: being nonbinary with excellent taste, loving bunnies, and enjoying your storytelling very much. 💖

It wasn't a story per se, just the topic of bunnies came up so I started searching for bunny pictures to see my enby wife's face light up, and then I made up a ping pong ball bunny, so named because it is white and round and very small, but it has two adorable button eyes and wiggly ears and a wee pink nose. And it has very small hops like plip plip plip and then also it eats leaves like hsah hsah hsah and then chewchew chewchew chewchew. Like that sort of thing.

[geomimetry]

dunno if i understood the guessing game correctly but imma abuse my knowledge here chghg "tea" and "shave" maybe? fhfhj

hsahs one tea and shave for u

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He startles a little, as he's yet to stop doing whenever she calls for his attention, and looks up from his chamomile tea.

tea had like 40 hits im not kidding. this fic is about tea with a side of chelley.

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"I bought a razor for you today, in case you want to shave it," she says and gestures to her jaw.

just to be clear theyre gonna shave wheatleys beard, not chells djsbdjs