#hrggggg

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm trying to make a list of thirty books to read in 2025, but alas......I've stalled at nine....

EDIT: alright, now I have TOO MANY BOOKS! thank you everyone for the recommendations!

House of Leaves

The Wager

The Hammer

This Inevitable Ruin

Steering the Craft

Penric’s Demon

The Last Unicorn

The Golden Enclave

A Marvellous Light

The Hike

The Blade Itself

The Traitor Baru Cormorant

Catch 22

The God Eaters

The Mountain in the Sea

The Long Way Around To A Small, Angry planet

The Book of Flying

Walking Practice

The Javelin Program

From the Belly

Project Hail Mary

Light from Uncommon Stars

Someone You Can Build a Nest In

The Monster of Elendhaven

Dragondawn

Leech

Long Live Evil

The Haar

Titan

Exordia

Till We Have Faces

The Scum Villains Self Saving System

The Poison Thread

[amenti-aardwolf]

Okay... WHY is Denji from Chainsaw Man the absolute epitome of gender envy for me?!? What gave him the right to look exactly like the me that lives inside my head? Huh?!? HUH?!? TUMBLR? DO YOU KNOW?!?

...

I don't know, either. ✨️Cosplay time✨️

[cactusnymph]

[ID copied from ALT: A comic page of Wyll and Astarion fro BG3. Panel 1: Wyll is closing the distance for a kiss, Astarion looks smugly at him, thinking "Oh? Leaning in for a kiss? Let's show little Lord Chaste how it's done."

Panel 2: Astarion is surprised as Wyll gives him a forehead kiss.

Panel 3: he continues to be speechless as Wyll moves in for a cheek kiss.

Panel 4: Wyll gives Astarion a soft kiss of the lips.

Panel 5: The kiss continues, a bit deeper, framed from behind.

Comic continues.

Panel 1: Wyll whispers "Sleep well, my star." in Astarion's ear

Panel 2: Wyll leaves, letting Astarion's hand go last.

Panel 3: Close up of Astarion touching his lipsas they curl.

Panel 4: Astarion framed from behind. He thinks "tch." as he grips his own elbows.

Panel 5: Blank, except for Astarion's thoughts: "What a sap." End ID]

you put up with what you think you deserve, and the things you want you resent

[weirdestartist]

Here are some very sketchy doodles.

I HAVE NOT ☝️ I REPEAT I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE DRAGON FULLBODYS.

[imjustexistingtbh]

like. i get it. i’m a not very well passing trans guy. but cmon. im not gonna explode if i hear a penis joke. you don’t have to hold the door for me and make jokes about “ladies first” every time (not to mention that i am NOT a woman). you don’t have to walk on pins and needles around me

cis guys stop being weird around me challenge (impossible)

[ask-cipriano]

My goodness, your feathers are magnificent! Are they natural or dyed?

“You’ve quite a vibe about you, I quite enjoy it! We should exchange hair care products! Or perhaps enjoy a day at the spa together and get the works, hm?”

[raven--bones]

Who all is in your incubus au, and how would one go about summoning them???

kaljflsadf it's not fully formed yet, but in my mind it has Nightmare, Killer, Dust, Horror, Dream, Blue, and Ink (and probably like. other skeletons too hehe)

they're summoned with magic circles drawn in chalk in a little ritual involving salt circles, an incantation, and some kind of offering (usually food). the more elaborate the magic circle and ritual is, the stronger the demon you can summon.

i'm basing this AU off of an OC story i had a long time ago where human mages often summon minor demons to do little tasks for them, so in this story the MC would be studying to be a mage (or practicing on their own) and accidentally summon incubus Killer, who then tricks them into summoning his boss who is well out of their skill level (and much more powerful than the basic protections they'd set up). he's impressed that they managed to do it, though, and charmed by how they handle the situation. it's not often even powerful, fully-fledged mages can summon him, and MC did it with a crudely drawn example made by Killer.......

[raineyraven]

For the WIP title game:

Obligatory Circe fic 🫵‼️‼️

And also I think u've mentioned one of your og stories before but not by title so idk which it is but it might be The Ferine God? 👀 Even if it isn't, I want to hear about the epic fantasy

circe fic circe fic!!!

havent been able to work on it much because my main focus rn is my dc fic. but do consider for me: grace after shes turned back into a human continually bumping and crashing into things because turns out crows are much smaller than people and after living for one as three days her balance and depth perception are whack. much to the amusement of freddie and pan, who grace suspects only get along when it's at her expense.

[sharkuro]

ok man im going to get top 500 even if i dont make it to the end of the season im going to fucking do it i know i have that dog in me RAHHHH

[normal-looking-male]

Bitches will post one of the most beautiful homoerotic pieces of artwork, like, the most sensual and emotional shit imaginable. Maybe sprinkle a bit of monsterfuckery in there. I will be staring at the details for a couple full minutes. I will be picking apart the symbolism and emotional themes in my head. I will be tempted to write a fucking essay in the tags.

And then it's not some blorbos, but real people. Like, not even live-action characters, but real-ass human beings that happened to be popular online. Probably some fucking TouYubers that collaborate sometimes, and have ACTUAL PARTNERS IN REAL LIFE, and maybe have even expressed discomfort with this sort of content, but NOPE, since when have fandoms given a shit about that.

"Separate fiction from reality" is a very common proshitter phrase used to excuse their nasty bullshit, but, in truth, we need to separate real human beings from people's imaginations. This shit's nasty.

[bearbirth]

“Oh fuck it’s coommminggg!”

I reach down between my spread legs as we drive to the hospital, just trying to hold my baby in. I’m panting hard before a contraction hits and I grunt loudly.

“HrggGgg!!! OH!”

A gush of fluids shoots out of me, soaking my seat. You beg me to hold on, but it’s too late. I push hard and the baby bulges between my shaking legs. I scream as the head stretches my underwear and maternity leggings. But it can’t get free.

[bluejayblueskies]

@organchordsandlightning

what? A Netflix adaptation that turns the toxic yaoi couple into brothers? that’s silly….. that.. that would never happen….. right guys..?? guys??

[emjoyzhos-ej]

T...th...the the the drawing of the tongues you made...why must you plague me with these thoughts...I can't even find it anymore and ITS JUST BOTHERING ME HRGGGGG WHY

WWWWW you mean this one?

It's not my drawing lmao @tsir-la made it but yeah I'm glad u like it

[snugglylime]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

I just conjured an idea for a JWCT one-shot about the Handler!! Basically an AU where she was raised alongside the atrociraptor pack, and essentially adopted their mannerisms and behaviors in place of more human ones.

Hrggggg I just think it would be neat 👉👈

I am. GOING SICKO MODE Y'ALL

[sillyrattataa]

Their dynamic is so. HRGGGGG

[angheliic]

lookin at remulus' sim and goin hrggggg

hrgggggg hrmmmm