#how to unfuck

[nandermoenthusiast]

im just imagining nandermo in a very enclosed space like for some reason they gotta be chest to chest pushed up against a wall and its awkward for a moment but then nandors eyes are just boring into guillermos and guillermo has that uncertain but unwavering stare too, and is this what is gonna take for them to kiss?

[ot3]

the difference is so pronounced. one of these is a calm placid lake the other one of these looks like a malware infested trash heap with some blue paint on it

[vitrificvitriol]

For Kinklabtober: day 6- remote transfer! Worked with @stickycircuits; their sketch, and my lines and colors!

[fairybonesandstardust]

was about to be like ain’t no way childe’s a virgin then i stopped thought about it and was like no that’s accurate

[theriverbeyond]

local butch not immune to egolifting, spends 30 minutes on the floor doing progressive lower abdominal exercises to unfuck their back 😔👍

[wizardbubs]

can you just not get rid of this fucking thing anymore. like you can get the shit off your dash but theres no way to get rid of the icon

@staff NO ONE WANTS OR USES TUMBLR LIVE! when we all complained about having to turn it off every week it meant we wanted it GONE not stuck in the center of the footer forever

[legobiwan]

BILL CIPHER SWEARING FOR REAL IN HIS VIDEO!

[idolomantises]

i love how apologetic people are when they get horny for my characters. i dont mind, i endorse it actually.

[killerandhealerqueen]

Okay, so, for everyone who is complaining about the live being on your dash even though you snoozed it for 30 days, here's what you're going to do.

if you haven't installed "dashboard unfucker" you should go and do that. Here's the installation link post and then here's the latest update post (there's a version for stylus, but i find this version works the best)

2. if you don't wanna do that, what you're going to do is if you have uBlock Origin, go to your ad blocker (i have AdBlocker Ultimate but it still works the same)

then click on "Block Element"

and then you're gonna wanna hover your mouse over the "Live" icon and the words, like so

You want to make sure that the entire thing is highlighted or it won't work. Once you've done that:

Tada! The live is gone and you can go about your business. This only works for desktop and with firefox, I have no idea how it works on Chrome or on mobile. But, once you've blocked it, you won't get notifications for it anymore and you won't have to worry about having to reset it every 30 days or whatever the fuck the new number is

[doccywhomst]

HEY DOCCY I CAN SEE YOU IN MY NOTIFICATIONS AGAIN!!!

JUST CHECKED MY EMAIL !!!!!! BEHOLD

I CAN USE MY INBOX AGAIN TOO!!!!!!!!! fucking finally oh my god, this is huge, thank you tumblr for curing my plague after *checks watch* six months hhhhhh

[emberglowfox]

did anyone else's notifs just like. never un-break from april fools

[vellichorom]

‘CAUSE I’M DEATH’S WET DREAM PERSONIFIED, ONE YOU SIMPLY COULDN’T FIND; CALL IT STEALTH, I’LL CALL YOU BLIND. I’M YOUR WORST FEAR, YOUR MASTERMIND.

// feeling deja vu? IT’S A REDRAW FROM THIS BACK IN 2021 !!!

[harbingerofsoup]

actually you know what, im still not over infinity war and endgame systematically undoing all of the plot progression and character development in thor ragnarok, a movie that many people presumably worked very hard on and managed to successfully push its characters in new and interesting directions, none of which matters now because, again, the fucking russo brothers and whoever the fuck else was involved decided their vision was more important than the work of others

[pleasetakethis]

[mayasaura]

Hey wait. Shit. Harrow can use theorums in the River. That has got to be significant. There is no way that doesn't come up again in Alecto now that the River's changed.

[shameless-sol-apologist]

like a week after i decided to download xitter my vpn decided to have a cardiac arrest apparently