#how to liv

[speench]

nsbu fans listen to me, listen, most of the cast hasn't had an Ify moment yet where they talk directly to their ?? alter egos?? and before we see dynamics unfold with other characters I need everyone to consider: Liv and Kingskin as unwilling father and his newfound ride or die child trope that is all

[livwritesstuff]

“Steve,” Eddie mutters, “Stop it, you’re staring.”

Steve is staring, eyes fixed on a family sitting in a cluster of seats two rows ahead of them on the commuter rail — a mom and dad with three kids, the oldest no older than ten, the youngest four or five. They’re not too much older than Steve and Eddie’s own kids (who are seven, five, and two), and by the looks of the princess dresses and mouse ears and branded souvenir bags they’re also on their way home from the afternoon Disney on Ice show at the TD Garden.

“That mom,” Steve says, addressing Eddie even though his gaze doesn’t shift away from the unsuspecting targets of his relentless judginess, “is upset because her kids are whining and misbehaving, but they asked for food and she said no, and they said they were bored and she ignored them.”

In Steve’s defense (not that Eddie would actually say any of this to him; he doesn’t need the egging on), his assessment isn’t exactly incorrect. All three of those kids are either colossally melting down or just on the verge of doing so, and both of their parents are mostly ignoring them.

“God, and they’re gonna grow up learning they can’t rely on their parents for help,” Steve continues, “I just...I just don’t get why we had to go through all those evals and interviews and home visits and shit before we were deemed suitable parents when any idiot straight couple can just have a kid with no regulation whatsoever.”

“Steve,” Eddie says through gritted teeth as he glances at their own daughters to make sure they aren’t eavesdropping (they’re not – Moe and Robbie are sitting by the window and playing with the toys they’d gotten to pick out during intermission, and Hazel is halfway to asleep in Steve’s lap), “My love — little pitchers.”

Steve only shrugs, but he does drop the subject for the rest of the train ride.

The universe must hate Eddie (or love Steve) because that family gets off at the same station as them. Hazel is completely sacked out by then, and Steve had taken her while Eddie manned the older two and they’re busy running ahead of him to the car so there’s literally nothing he can do when Steve detours away from them to follow a few yards behind the other family.

When he finally makes his way back over to them, it’s with a gleeful grin on his face.

“I knew it.” Steve says with a gleeful grin, “I knew they had to be shitty parents.”

Eddie eyebrows flew up, because – seriously, the fucking audacity on this guy.

“You know what I always say – you can either be a good parent or have a clean car, and that car was fucking spotless.”

“Steve Harrington.”

[weaselishmcdiesel]

katnep is the type of ship you'd expect nepeta to try really hard and dress all cutely and karkat be a bit more lazy and wear the same clothes BUT if we're all being honest karkat would absolutely dress up all fancy and nepeta would wear her usual clothes. karkat would go to kanaya in a heartbeat, kanaya would try to reach out to nepeta but nepeta will not comply.

bonus points if kanaya continues to try and make something pretty but also comfortable and fitting for nepetas tastes but it backfires because she then never takes it off and kanaya has to watch it very clearly become worn and ruined as nepeta rolls around in dirt. Kanaya accounted for that of course, but nepeta somehow surpassed her expectations anyways

i think youre totally completely right

[vanpalmr]

TAISSA TURNER & VAN PALMER YELLOWJACKETS 2.07 | 2.08

[walkingclownemoji]

LIV MORGAN and RHEA RIPLEY WWE RAW on Netflix Kickoff, December 18, 2024

[super-nova5045]

sylvia plath, todd anderson and virginia woolf (aka ACTUAL tortured poets) watching taylor “im breaking up with my boyfriend for his intense depression and blaming it on him, im dating a racist who enjoys watching woc being brutalized and harasses young woc artists, i sent my fans out on a hate train to attack a young woc actress for a line she had to say as part of her job to show how mentally ill her character was, im dating a maga supporter, i refuse to say anything about a current genocide despite being the most influential person in the world right now, i am a billionaire, i fly 13 minute flights and have the highest carbon emission of any celebrity, i am a known white feminist who only speaks about issues when it affects me and has constantly let my fans get away with extreme racism and even encouraged it by associating myself with known racists” swift call herself a tortured poet (her writing sounds like a bunch of thesaurus words slapped over gabba hanna and rupi kaur-esque poetry that was created purely as a trinket for an edgy pinterest board)

[nattanoora]

12 NOVEMBER, 2015 ✦ TORSDAG, 13:20

13 MARS, 2018 ✧ MARDI, 09:00

10 MAGGIO, 2018 ✦ GIOVEDÌ, 14:40

16 MAI, 2018 ✧ MITTWOCH, 11:29

01 JUNE, 2018 ✦ THURSDAY, 3:34PM

25 OKTOBER, 2018 ✧ DONDERDAG, 12:34

27 OCTUBRE, 2018 ✦ SÁBADO, 21:17

16 NOVEMBER, 2018 ✧ VRIJDAG, 10:11

04 PROSINAC, 2024 ✦ SRIJEDA, 15:56

[haichengtual]

adam parrish, lonesome god

the flame, tamino / the dream thieves / indigo nights, tamino / the dream thieves / klara and the sun, kazuo ishiguro / blue lily, lily blue / piranesi, susanna clarke / blue lily, lily blue

[hoosbandewan]

EWAN MITCHELL as Aemond Targaryen in House of the Dragon 1.10

[livzees]

Silly doodle dump with the sillies again

(i love the headcannon of them being besties)

and more goofy stuff

[27spoons]

Yellowjackets Official Season 3 Trailer

[livwritesstuff]

Eddie is working on some writing when his 2.5-year-old daughter Moe ran full-speed into the office, halting right at the edge of the desk.

“Dada!”

Eddie turned to look at her.

“Yes, my brilliant girl.”

“We don’t say fuck because it’s a bad word.”

He blinks as he runs through the last several minutes of…nothing, really – all he’s doing is sitting at the desk doing some editing, and even if he’d maybe been muttering to himself at the time, Moe was out of earshot in the kitchen where she was dragging all the pots and pans out of the cabinets for a DIY drum kit, so…not totally sure why Moe is bringing this up

“Uh, yep,” he finally replies, “That it is, Miss Moe.”

And then she’s gone just as quickly and unceremoniously as she’d arrived.

Eddie recounts the interaction to Steve later.

“You get that she knows exactly what she’s doing, right?” Steve tells him.

Eddie pauses.

“Huh?”

“Dude – she totally knows she’s not allowed to use that word but she wants to so she figured out a loophole.”

“Oh my god.”

“I know, right?”

“She’s a fucking genius child,” Eddie shook his head in complete and utter dismay, because there’s no way he was that goddamn smart at two years old.

“Yeah, she’s gonna keep shit interesting for us”

“I fear you may be correct, Steve-o.”

[weaselishmcdiesel]

karkat nepeta humanstuck pokemon au though?

[bishopsbelova]

Law and Order SVU Olivia Benson + Family

[zivazivc]

Were Hed and liv actually couple or Floyds just messing with them in the names comic?

Cause I saw you gave Hed a partner + kid in the timeskip

Or did they just break up sometime before the band broke?

they're definitely a couple. if they weren't, liv wouldn't even be in the band. but i realize now that i've never posted any art of just them...

they're basically the easily-annoyed goth chick and her annoying golden retriever boyfriend. somehow their juvenile relationship survived for around 9 years