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finally caught up with fhjy
#my art#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#kristen applebees#fabian seacaster#wanda childa#gorgug thistlespring#i have no fucking idea how the salsa cowboy hat works please how did she do that#fhjy spoilers#a tiny bit#wanda childa is i think the funniest bit ive seen in a while
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Bailando (bailando)
Bailando (bailando)
Ese fuego por dentro me va enloqueciendo
Me va saturando
#there's probably not a single person who wouldn't know this song BUT#muchas gracias Enrique Iglesias for this masterpiece (SPECIFICALLY Spanish original - English one is meh)#how can NO ONE in one piece dance salsa are they stoopid TT#one piece#portgas d ace#trafalgar law#trafalgar d water law#acelaw#lawace#gender swap#genderbend#украрт#sketch#Spotify
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I also maintain, unironically, that you haven’t fully worldbuilt the fictional fascists* until you’ve given at least some thought to their unhinged psychosexual anxieties
*or other authoritarian bastards I’m speaking broadly here
#eg how do they insult people if not (sorry not sorry) by calling them cu*ks#on writing#worldbuilding#my posts#habanero salsa tag
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baji headcanon because i can't stop thinking about it
half latino baji? hear me out..
we don't know much about baji's dad (that ik of pls correct me if im wrong but i read LFBK and i dont ever remember them bringing up baji's dad)
anyway, but what if baji is also latino? was listening to karol g and i thought, "what if baji was colombian?" he doesn't have to be colombian specifcally but any latino or hispanic. like mexican, puerto rican, argentinian? what if he even secretly knew some spanish too
can you imagine baji calling you "mami"? i can't but it's a thought lol. ugh i need to stop but i have more to say abt this later
#4am thoughts#literally at work at 4am and i cant stop thinking abt this#karol g kali uchis bad bunny peso pluma what if he secretly listens to them#maybe not all of them but like what if he listens to spanish rock like mana and santana#omg i need to stop bcuz what if he knows how to bachata or worse lambada#yall ever seen that movie “salsa”#i need to stop this is too much for me#anyway i'll elbaorate on this later#baji keisuke#tokyo revengers#baji headcanons#was deadass listening to qlona when i thought of this too
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when you ask a restaurant for spicy food and instead of cooking it in a way that makes the end result hotter they just obliterate all the flavor by dumping heaps of sriracha all over it after the fact
#i will and have literally just thrown the whole dish away and started over somewhere else#if u dump Sriracha all over something to make it spicy I'm never ordering anything spicy from u again#like. are u tasting this..? is this a balance of flavors to you..? 🧍🏾♀️ if you must use sriracha can u at least use it towards the end of#the actual cooking process itself so it has time to mix with other flavors and seasoning? i cannot taste anything else!!#u might as well have cooked it plain then dumped this all over it for all I care ૮ – ﻌ–ა where are the sauces the salsas the array of spices#you can make things hot AND flavorful 🤌🏾 you can make something spicy AND nuanced#anyways I'm thinking about this bc i ordered spicy mapo tofu and it is spicier in a way i can't pin down And has a stronger#peppercorn flavor ☝🏾 this is how u handle spicy food perfectly‚ imo. it is my view that you have experience with the different#spices n seasonings and subsequent sauces if you can make that spicy during the actual cooking process#and idk shows more intention and care to the cooking process To Me and the spicy lvl is taken into consideration from the start#i KIND OF fw Sriracha but i think it becomes overpowering very quickly‚ i just want a few light globs of it at a time#an Accent of Sriracha 🤌🏾 a taste that is present and pronounced but doesn't take away from anything else#i take my cooking and spicy food seriously ૮ – ﻌ–ა there are SO many good ways to make ur food hotter. this ain't it#it's 4am and I'm about to go to sleep so these r just late night ramblings of a girl picking at her leftovers like this is it.. peak spicy#a truly well executed dish 🤌🏾 thank you i love you. satisfying..
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kristen and gorgug hang out to try and de-stress. it does not work
#dimension 20#kristen applebees#gorgug thistlespring#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high#i hope my image descriptions are good. i haven't had to describe a visual gag before#very proud of how funny the first painting is. enjoy my kristen wojack#i didn't trace it but the reference i used was the face ally beardsley made when describing kristen painting badly#maybe. maybe i should scan my paintings instead of taking photos of them with my phone and slightly tweaking it#i considered adding salsa stains to kristen's hat but i was scared of ruining it#if i had it in me i would've had kristen paint the dogs playing poker painting
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Btw seeing gringos trying to dance tango or salsa is so 🫥🫥
Like I don't mind at all bro go off but like put some flavor in there I AM BEGGING i swear u won't die WHERE IS YOUR SOUL DO YOU NOT HAVE A HEART
#tango specifically gives me so much cringe but bc they have such a weird and wrong idea of how tanho is really like#i do not enjoy seeing it butchered#but i do not mind that other people dance it per se i just wish they cared a bit more about how it's traditionally danced#i was thinking about this seeing a gymnast the other day that had i think salsa in her routine?#(idk bc the volume was so low i just had to go by a bit of what i heard and her movements)#SHE WAS STIFF#all her routine was so beautiful and elegant and then that part... it was definitely there#but then i saw a YouTube video nd it was one of those where they teach how to dance x latinamerican rhythm#but the teacher is always yanki and the steps are all numbered and there's squares on the floor telling u where to step#and LISTEN i know it's useful to have a visual representation or a guide at first to figure out the movement#but please that's just at first u can't just go through life overthinking merengue bc u're gonna look dumb#even the teachers look like they are trying to hold a penny between their ass cheeks without it falling while they dance#u have to let go and just feel it at some point#some of our dances are so much more about the feeling or connection with your partner than about the technique#technique is still important but like#i would enjoy much more watching someone who doesn't know every dance so just does a couple basic steps but FEELS the music#and is just enjoying themselves while dancing#than seeing someone who spent an entire year learning every step and turn but they look petrified and scared while dancing#nobody is out to get u sweetheart u can let go PLEASE u're scaring the kids
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please drag gaara he needs to be taken down a peg
believe me anon i dream of the day narufans open their eyes and realize how much of a flop he is. deidara sitting on his corpse was the most interesting thing his character had going on in shippuden
ugly, hypocritical, another kage that keeps upholding the system yet i barely see anyone complain about him doing that too, and has such a boring personality he’s like hinata’s twin. HE SHOULD HAVE STAYED PSYCHOTIC
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grilled chicken (honey olive oil lemon paprika gochugaru garlic & chipotle) + serranos & bell peppers & onions grilled in the chicken marinade + grilled corn black bean cilantro salsa + queso fresco + grilled peaches..............!!!!!!!!
#birdenest#birde bakes#GOOD AS FUCK. btw.#literally the chicken was sooooo good#and the grilled peaches on the burrito...a revelation. im literally so smart#do u see how big that bowl of black bean salsa is. im gojng to eat so good for lunches this week !!!!!!!!!
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i suddenly? landed a social media manager job at my dance school omg? pray for me
#thankfully i have a background in multimedia design and new digital product development 🫶#and im a writer#AND IM ALSO CURRENTLY WORKING IN A MUSEUM?#<- i contain multitudes#how the hell am i going to do this all together#anyways yay to free salsa classes!#godspeed and god bless
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feeling restless and yucky...
might unwisely spend the night deep cleaning my room even though I have to go to work in a couple hours
#ahh the early sunday shift. a blessing (get to go home before the evening rush) and a curse (have to be there for the 12pm-1pm rush)#and need to deep clean concessions bar 3 if i'm unlucky and get sent back there#and deal with the broken nacho cheese dispenser and the broken popcorn heater lmao#might need to get used to having to scoop scalding hot cheese out of an old salsa jar and serving cold popcorn to angry customers#kinda hate how the boss is too much of a cheapskate to properly fix all the small issues until they turn into big issues#at least all my coworkers and i get to come up with creative solutions to keep the place running until nothing works anymore
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FEMINISM WIN: pjo show acknowledged that medusa is a survivor (and a victim) unlike the book or the movie!
FEMINISM LOSS: she was still the villain and was killed…
#i get the reason for it#but i still can’t tell how i feel about it#so this post is mostly joking#but just know#i am always on medusas side#percy jackson#pjo show#chunky salsa speaks
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so subtle genshin… soooo subtle
#well since the thing about pierro is still technically only leaks#yeah i get it he’s number 0 because he’s the founder and we were debating if he’s stronger than capitano#but for the context of this side quest salsa is the most talented in this artists team so it’s natural for her to be the leader#and in that sense she’s the strongest#so pierro is the strongest..#and again im sure this strength isn’t physical but more general#like how arlecchino pulcinella and pantalone strength seems to be influencial#and how dottore is just a mad scientist that enjoys tricking people and doesn’t seem to engage in combat and conflicts yet he’s number 2#i feel like im just saying things the way paimon does now#genshin leaks#for the capitano and pierro’s thing#genshin impact#fatui harbingers
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[clears my throat] fashion icon, slay.✨️ /genuine
also, a deranged thought I had, since I scrolled past this pic I took while retyping this and thought I'd seek your opinion because it's made of gold and I'm a greedy leprechaun. (ᇴ‿ฺᇴ)
i saw this dress at the shops and it made me think of euclidean line bc of the jellyfish look but also made me think of something you could wear while dancing with rise leo (like,,, a tango or rumba something)
thoughts? (◕‿◕✿)
SCREECHIN
i think he'd go mental seeing you in his colour. You could absolutely (if it was rise) do a red eye shadow/liner moment as well to allude to his eye markings.
#salsa is also a sexy dance option#a dance with leo to “Roxanne” ???? would go so hard#has anyone ever thought about how feral the boys would go if they saw you with their markings?#like that seems like another way to mark you as theirs#soulmate au with markings where you get their arm markings#HMMMMMMM#sighs whistfully#imagining him running his hand up your thigh as he dips you#RAH#BARK BAKR
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i need to move back to the midwest i can't fucking live like this what is WRONG with the east coast T__T
#how is it that iowa has spicier salsa available at groceries than u guys do. how are you letting that happen are you not embarrassed#i'm embarrassed for you frankly#blondiepost#ok no i'm fine. i have to go write yuri or i'll blow up
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big news guys: my kitchen counter is completely free of dishes for the first time in. like literally a month
#big win for me in the battle against my own brain 💪💪#full large jar of expired unopened salsa i didn’t know how to dispose of… BEGONE#mine
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