#how the fuck do you even pronounce that???

[ghouljams]

Ceo!price is driving me nuts so I'm sorry I'm brain dumping rn please forgive me

How about another CEO offers reader a job? A higher paying job with a much better work load by some dream come true. Maybe Price found out about this offer for spice reasons. (Heheh)

Does Price finally pull his head out of his ass? Does he threaten the other CEO? The petty bastard would probably cut all business deals with the other man. Maybe he uses his giant brain to "charm" reader. Which includes a mass amount of gifts and dinner invitations to places that cost more than your damn apartment.

Reader walks in and there's a vase of flowers larger than their head sitting on their desk, along with a dinner invitation to a restaurants name they can't pronounce. Price wants to "talk things over" which mostly means attempting to seduce slight obvious and completely tired reader.

Here's the thing.

You're not oblivious. You're fully, painfully, aware that your boss is trying to fuck you. Even if he hadn't flat out told you that he wants to "eat you like a Sunday roast" the shameless amount of sex toys, and porno mag subscriptions that he orders to the office on his company card would have tipped you off. You would have to be blind and deaf not to know he was trying to fuck you and even then you're sure he'd find some way to spell it out for you. Probably would put his dick in your hands while you were signing at him to fuck off.

You also know that every single other assistant he's had he slept with. All of them were hired specifically to be a work in sex toy, and all of them absolutely fucked over the company because of it. The only condition for your ludicrously high salary and thorough benefits package was that you not fuck your boss, and you gotta say: you don't want to.

The man is a shameless flirt, he's a pervert, and it's a wonder he manages to run the company when he's out golfing with his buddies every other day. You hate him for dumping his work load on your desk and then offering to dump a load in your cunt as well. You hate him for crowding your desk with flowers and Tiffany jewelry boxes, and for inviting you out to dinners that are worth more than your rent because you're not a fucking escort and you're not playing hard to get, you're just trying to do your fucking job.

His attempts at seduction are almost insulting and his presumption that he can buy you definitely is. If anything all of his attempts to get in your pants just make you hate him more. If someone offered you another job you'd take it in an instant and forget this whole nightmare.

Except you aren't getting any job offers and despite your impressive resume you're not getting even a nibble. The job market sure is a lot harder when you know your boss is sabotaging you, huh?

[candycoatedrox]

great news

i've been doing that for three months!

this is Wade. putting uhhhh. a small* ramble about them under the cut bc. i like them very much ^^ no obligation to read it tho

*it's not small anymore. oopsies

ok so, as previously mentioned, this is Wade. he/they during the events of the game. they'll eventually go by she/they/he but well. (wade voice) "i might be transfem but i have to get out of this timeloop so idrc about that rn"

her personality is actually very similar to Siffrin's already -- the main difference is that she's more lowkey. more eepy. also more anxious but don't worry about that. also she's tall

Wade is the only one with a design rn but i have ocs assigned to each of the major characters...!! except um Bonnie might have two ocs. don't ask me how that works i am trying really really hard to figure it out. long story short one of them (Ji, he/she) is literally perfect for Bonnie story-wise bc in their original story Ji already has an awkward relationship with Wade because of his injured eye... but one of my MAIN ocs (Neri, xe/they/she) has the perfect personality for Bonnie and also if i leave xem out i will be so so sad and they don't fit any of the other characters in isat... i'm. suffering. also also you can see a very rough design for Atlas (she/her) (Mirabelle's role) in that three panel doodle comic. anyway this post is about WADE. and also maybe VALENCE

"who's Valence" I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. my oc filling in Loop's role. it/its. name pronounced vay-lence (after valence electrons, or electrons in the outermost orbit of an atom). nicknamed V by Wade. already has a character arc centered around identity issues and being a clone (though IRONICALLY, in its original story it's not a clone of Wade, it's a clone of the character who takes the role of the King here!! very fun!! i like this fun fact a lot!!!!). already has an extremely sifloop-like relationship (and i mean this in most of the fucked up ways too) with Wade. does anyone wanna take a wild guess why i immediately latched onto isat so hard

anyway i have been. very excited about this au for the past several months heh. as a bonus for making it to the end of my. um. very long ramble about my beloved ocs have a VERY rough Valence design that i don't even think i like very much that i sketched out at school today. it looks way too much like Loop but i don't know how to make it look distinct enough without having to step away from the star motif which i love soooo very much. i'll just have to figure it out lol

Hey. Take my hand. You should swap an In Stars and Time character with one of your OCs whether that means an AU or outfit swap, regardless of if you'd rather focus more on the ISAT character or the OC

[daryl-dixon-daydreams]

"Was that guy bothering you again?" Negan's voice came from behind you and you spun to look at him. He was leaning on a 2x4 board he had apparently been using for repairs.

"What?"

"The, uhh, big burly guy with the pronounced brow line that makes him look like a fucking neanderthal. That has to be the guy you punched out a couple weeks ago. Right?"

You stared at him, perplexed. "How do you even know about that?"

"I keep my eyes and ears open, doll. So, is he bothering you again? Because I'd have no problem introducing his fucking caveman face to the end of this piece of lumber," Negan said.

You rolled your eyes. "You really need to stop flirting with murderous innuendo."

"It's not working?"

You reached out and placed your hand in the center of his chest for a very brief moment, almost like an affectionate pat. "Know your audience, Negan," you said, before turning away again. Negan found himself smiling and reaching up to touch the same place himself, sharply aware of the tingling of electricity you left behind.

A/N: Happy Wicked Wednesday!

[tf2heritageposts]

i really like the idea of acting shipping spy and punk because they’re sooooooo fucking not compatible but there’s some aspects of each other that are and i’m just smashing these two together

spy takes terry to a fancy dinner to “reconcile their differences”. spy is fully aware that this act just reinforces terry’s hatred of him for being a rich motherfucker and it is completely on purpose to screw with him. terry accepts it anyways seeing it as a challenge and shows up in a surprisingly nice suit and tie. when spy comments on how he didn’t expect terry to have a suit, terry explains one of his friends in his projects is a tailor and he was able to get a suit tailored for him on short notice. as well, terry reminds him, he’s also being paid a fuckton of money for being a mercenary besides him also having a side job as musician, he very much can afford it he just chooses to donate most of his money to charity and welfare projects for his community, which is what spy should be doing. spy scoffs

they go inside and get seated, being handed their menus which are entirely in french. Spy starts mocking terry for it until he realizes that terry’s actually able to read the menu. terry laughs at him mentioning how a good amount of political theory is in french. the two don’t make any small talk while they choose their order and mostly just look around while sometimes condescendingly staring at each other

when the waiter comes back, they both do their orders, and terry ends up pronouncing the french words really badly which gives a good ego boost to spy. terry finishes up his order, which could basically be translated as straighr up giving terry raw fancy steak, and the waiter gets ready to walk off when spy randomly says they’re gonna be ordering the fanciest wine on the menu. terry makes a snide remark about how he’s really trying to test terry’s bank account and then spy says he’s paying entirely for this evening of theirs.

the waiter walks off and terry is suddenly much more vocal then he was the entire night, demanding to know why the fuck spy was being so nice to him all of a sudden, starting to believe that spy got terry as a target and now he was gonna assasinate him. spy shuts down his conspiring quickly and says he just wants to be nice and for them to get over their differences, with spy handing over a notebook and pen for terry, saying to start writing down names of places he wanted spy to donate money. terry assumes he’s lying and writes down bullshit at first but rhen starts actually listing off preferred charities and organizations and some requested amounts.

the food and wine comes and it’s fancy ass food what do you expect. spy gets horrified at terry literally mauling at his steak like a dog and getting cow blood all over his face, but this is pretty typical of terry so it’s not shocking. terry is starting to get piss drunk over wine, and starts going on about how spy wasn’t that bad of a guy after all, which spy was mildly amused by until terry apparently reached his threshold to get sad drunk and started crying over a friend who he apparently “let die” and was making a small scene, so spy paid the cheque quickly and dragged terry to his car

terry started drunkenly raving and crying about how he was such a horrible person and nobody should even be around him and he doesn’t do good for anyone, and spy to the best of his ability tries to calm him down until terry passes out. spy figured he was gonna be the designated driver so he didn’t drink any alcohol and decided to drive terry home. about halfway through terry woke back up and realized what happened and started frantically apologizing but spy told him it was fine and he should just go back to sleep, which terry did promptly

when terry woke up, he was alone in his room tucked in bed with the sun starting to peek out of his window. there was a note next to him, which simply read

“i’ll see you next week for when you’re trying to kill me again”

[ratatatastic]

maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"

sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"

"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it

media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)

the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

priests are kinda weird because who tf says "you" like "husband and wife" smh

[falling-feels-like-flying]

just learnt to differentiate Chiron and Charon in pjo and am now being rained down with praetoria principalis probatio Penthesilea Periclymenus in HoO. Gonna cry myself to sleep coz wtf

[karineverse]

wait crap i misread 'utmv" as "utdr" aaaaaaaa

Swatch and Seam are from Deltarune.

Uhhhhhhh 3rd times the charm draw Bowser /j

Could you draw Grilby maybe?

Lmfao this is so fucking funny- But I'll just draw already cuz you suffered too much 💔

I tried so hard not to accidentally draw Suco...

[camellcat]

you ever realize you never properly learned how to say a character's name, so by the time you finally HEAR it, you have no idea who they're talking about? cause I feel like I keep doing this and it's very confusing to keep being corrected like that

[bishonenspit]

sorry i do think that if you are a youtuber who speaks in depth on japanese pop culture and web media et cetera you should figure out how to pronounce names and places and words correctly

[tamaharu]

the thing abt toothless and hiccup is that toothless is just as obsessed with hiccup as hiccup is with toothless. if their roles were reversed toothless would also have drawings of hiccup above his bed.

[bidokja]

okay i know i said yeseo is dense but manages to make it endearing. but over 130 chapters in with him still being this like...not even dense really its more like he's refusing to learn or change his biased preconceptions about cedric, now im starting to wanna strangle him a bit.

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

my worst enemy are catalan words that end in -ny. i simply cannot seem to properly pronounce them i'm afraid :(

[nostalgia-tblr]

For anyone keeping track (no one), I have started watching the first Avengers film (MCU not the 60s TV show) but only while eating lunch so it's gonna take a while. So far Nick Fury has been assembling the Avengers (the film was initially released in the UK as Avengers Assemble - because of that 60s TV show - but it's not called that on D+ so I'm calling it what the Americans called it, just FYI) even though there's not yet anything for them to avenge as That Suit Guy (j/k I know his name too!!) isn't dead yet, and now they're on THE FUCKING VALIANT FROM DR WHO and I assume we're gonna continue assembling for a while as they're not all there yet.

MEANWHILE Loki (who is neither an alligator nor a woman in this???) is in a SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR with a bunch of his stans who are... idk something technobabble that involves irridium and anti-protons. He is there looking for the tesseract on behalf of ???? who I know will be revealed 47 films from now as... no, wait, it wasn't, was it? That was just announced on a website or something? So it could be LITERALLY ANYONE. The Avengers (in-progress) also seem to be after that thing, but I have already forgotten why everyone is wanting it, assuming it was mentioned (it probably was).

Thor hasn't shown up yet, but Arrows Hawkeye is working as a Loki Stan and there's Steve Rogers and THE HULK and The Only Woman One, whose power is that she's a Cold War assassin (??) and I think this one is the film where she gets called a cunt (!) and honestly I am not sure which of the men she's getting officially shipped with, I think Arrows Hawkeye though? Fairly sure, as the alternative is that a man and a woman like each other as people but not in a lusty way, which would never happen obviously. (Hey I may ship mostly het* pairings but I don't always like it!)

Based on the Valiant (if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) I am guessing that the film ends with Loki dying in Thor's arms romantically but then I remembered that I know it can't because one of Loki got kidnapped from... either the end of this film or the start of the next one or POSSIBLY just from a later film's time-travel bit (???) but like... maybe they've edited this film secretly and I was right after all? But nobody else has watched it on Disney + recently so nobody knows yet? IT COULD HAPPEN.

Not sure what to make of this film so far, a lot's been going on yet also not much has been going on, and the one I like best so far (Suit Guy) is gonna die (NOT EVEN IN THOR'S ARMS ROMANTICALLY) and god Iron Man really hasn't aged well now that we have that one tech billionaire being a twat in public all the time to remind us what such people tend to be like. WHERE IS THOR????

*I say het but everyone in everything is bisexual, I know this because I thought of it and announced it on tumblr and will now say "I don't make the rules" to make it an objective FACT. I don't make the rules!!!

[www-jungwon]

enpen / eyepen devoured 💀 enhypen who

like who is enhypen ? i only know

[harbingerofwhump]

Also hot take but making fun of and mocking people for not knowing the Correct Pronunciation of something --- regardless of how "easy" it should be, or what language it's from/commonly used in, or if it 'follows the rules', etc. --- is uhhhh shitty!