#how tf are y’all

[idoart-2nd-account]

I just woke up please tell me no one died

[imababblekat]

Imagine not being able to go shopping with Task Force 141. The first time you went group shopping it was just with Kyle and Johnny, but you quickly realized it was a mistake because the two went in on buying your groceries despite you insisting they didn’t have to. At first you think it’s a one time thing, the guys were just being nice, but after a few other trips with them you have to be careful on mentioning going to the store with them around, or else they will hound you to join and pay for everything. One time you slip up and ask if the guys need anything and ofc Johnny is jumping up to put his shoes on and Kyle’s reaching for his keys, but you’re at least quick enough to tell them no. Despite their pouty faces you’ve got your foot down, stating as much as you love the princess treatment you’re not gonna run them poor cuz of their choices to spoil you. Surprisingly Simon and Price say they’ll join you, the team running low on some basic supplies anyways so you’ll probably need the extra hands to help unload the car when you get back. You appreciate the offer, and are a bit relieved, because surely these two would be much stringent about their funds. Turns out, you do need help unloading, but not because of the groceries, because the two older men bought practically anything you even dared glimpse at, and you’re left there flushing still sitting in the car with your hands covering your embarrassed face while Simon calls for Soap and Gaz to come help, Price patting you on the shoulder and proceeding to rip the long receipts to shreds as he gets out the car, not even giving them a glance.

[sarafangirlart]

I’m fine with taking creative liberties in adaptions but shifting the blame for Astyanax’s murder to Zeus instead of Odysseus (or at least Neoptolemus) has been disastrous to Trojan war discussions, bc now dumb ppl who have never read the Iliad or Odyssey or watched any adaptations of the Trojan women will think that big mean Zeus pressured poor boy dad Odysseus into killing Astyanax. As if Zeus didn’t favour Hector and was hesitant to destroy Troy.

[donni-cl0wn]

🧟

This is my first time drawing pyro, so I’m sorry if they look wonky or weird.

[toiletphotoshoot]

The goobers…

[liyazaki]

my downstairs neighbor (a saint who’s decided to adopt me): do you think you could pick me up some butter while you’re at the store?

me (thrilled she’s finally letting me do SOMETHING for her): ON IT 🫡

cut to me giving her the butter & her handing me a bag before basically running off into the night before I could give it back to her (she’s slick).

inside the bag? two sweaters she randomly bought because she thought I’d like them (I do) & she knows I’m about to go to Europe where it’s chilly, plus a freaking $20 bill.

neighbor: 1000 points; me: negative 10/🥺😭💀

[dynafight]

saw this image on another post and now i need an artist to draw bakudeku & 3rd wheel todoroki in this bed bc omg

bakudeku kissing or cuddling on the bottom bunk and todoroki on the top bunk being completely unbothered

[bidisasterforzutara]

Rereading the shades of magic series has reaffirmed my belief that I actually love sex scenes when they’re earned

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

Did you know that Charis is a type of butterfly? (And butterflies represent…)

you get 3 chances to guess what song I was listening to while drawing this 🦋

[xx-may4-malic3-xx]

Getting real fucking tired of all the gross pro ana shit the scenecore community keeps pushing :/

[sisterlyintimacy]

Going through Reddit and seeing people making the assumption that fegan must be a man bc they seem to be into quincest

They’re really some of the most pearl-clutching people like:

“Eww this person likes something I’m sexually uncomfortable with, disgusting MAN!!!”

[theartinmyheart]

Does this dress make me look like a rhubarb

[crying-art]

If I force myself to keep practicing, I’ll eventually get better, right?

[culpeppercheckers721]

Hi @ everyone in this fandom need to make sure everyone has seen this, have you all seen this?

Now you have 👍

(Of course from Nick Westrate’s instagram)

[carbonateds-oda]

i wish I had hispanic bsd mooties so someone else can b insane w me abt how well some songs in spanish fit certain characters or ships

[radfordfaulknerstanheight]

Up thinking about Amanda young again. Come back queen I miss u😞