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Meery Christmas, sir! I'd like to know if you could tell briefly the story of how you met your wife. How did you even find her? Where I come, gingers are so rare you're lucky to see a bunch in you life. I'm also anxious when near ginger girls, thinking about how they must be often harassed by guys like me with an appreciation of their God given beauty. I feel miserable around them, even if I know I'm a little above the average in beauty and I'm studying to be a fighter pilot. Did u feel t/ same?
Hello and thank you for the ask! I am happy to tell you in brief the story of how I met my wife. But before I even met my wife, there always seemed to be a redhead around me, starting with my first crush in 5th grade as stated in my bio. I had a redheaded teacher, I had redheaded cousins, they seemed to be everywhere for me as if they somehow gravitated to me. So to answer your question as to how I found her given they are so rare, it would seem that fate surrounded me with redheads for reasons I cannot fathom.
I met my wife when I was 15 years old, one of my friends starting dating a girl from the local public high school (I attended an all-boys catholic college preparatory school) and her circle of friends started hanging around with our circle of friends and my future wife was among them. Believe it or not, that circle of friends had THREE redheads! As I said, redheads seem to gravitate to me in my life - in fact, at one point in my career, I had a redheaded boss (and she was an excellent lawyer). In any event, my future wife and I went to the junior prom together and . . . didn’t get along very well although we seemed to have a lot in common. I actually ended up dating one of her (non-redheaded) friends for a while. We went our separate ways to college and both had returned home from college after graduating. I wasn’t seeing anyone at the time and always felt that we would be a good fit so I took a chance called her to ask her out. She miraculously said yes and the rest is history.
As to anxiety around redheads, I will try and give you some advice. First off, I understand that redheads can be intimidating because of their reputation and looks so I understand why you might be anxious around them. But I will tell you a secret: many redheads hated being a redhead as a child as they were singled out and made fun of by other kids. While they are indeed magical, many carry scars from that and some don’t like being a redhead even as an adult (fortunately my wife is not one of those redheads and is now proud to be a redhead). Thus, redheads are human beings like everyone else. Treat them with respect and they will return the favor. There is no reason to be nervous around them, no more so than anyone else. And I’ll give you one more piece of advice that has nothing to do with redheads but for life in general as you are clearly a young man: people admire confidence. Be confident in who you are and what you want and people will like you and admire you (both women and men). If you are above average in looks and are training to be a fighter pilot, you should be confident in yourself. That said, don’t be arrogant or cocky, that’s taking it too far and people (especially redheads) will dislike you for it. Having quiet confidence will take you far in life. And above all, be a gentleman.
Hope this was at least mildly helpful and interesting. Thanks again for the ask.
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how i met my wife 🎙️
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Each time i read this i fall in love with it more. I find more special words. More special moments. Its so worth every moment i take to read it
Touch (Pt 5)
Pairing: Dabi x Fem!Reader
WARNINGS: 18+ only please! Drug abuse/withdrawal, adult language/themes, heavy angst, past trauma/abuse, anxiety/panic attacks, PTSD, fluff, pining, slow burn, eventual emotional SMUT. *please pay attention to the chapter tags as these warnings will apply at different times*
Synopsis: When you first joined the LOV to lend your healing quirk, Dabi terrified you. Not interested in attachments, he wanted to keep it that way. That is, until he needs your help. (Slow burn, soft Dabi).
Please let me know if you’d like to be tagged in future chapters.
Special thank you to @salvator-heartbreaker who has helped me hash out this chapter and some future plot details; this would not be as amazing as it is without her help!
Chapter warning: This’ll get a bit heavy; just a heads up. Please be aware of the warning tags.
Recommended Chapter Song: Put Me Under by Grandson
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Artwork credit to @hellowon31 on Twitter (https://twitter.com/hellowon31)
Part 5 - The Beast
Dabi walked down a long hallway, dark wooden floors cast in a dim orange glow from the mounted wall sconces. Every feature was cast in heightened detail – the color of the walls, the pictures on them, the ceiling with its wooden planks mirroring the floors like a fun house. But something was off about it. The sound of his footsteps was strangely absent, the faces in the pictures blurred by a shadow that shouldn’t exist.
It was familiar, this place. It filled him with a strange longing mingled with vague trepidation.
The whisper of voices came like a mist, seeping from the walls and soaking into his skin, cold and clammy. The voices were familiar, voices he thought he’d long since forgotten the sound of. He couldn’t make out the words; they jumbled together, swirling into a single hum that vibrated his bones and made his pulse race. Through the din, he thought he heard the sound of crying, a mother’s wail.
Fear seized him, a paralyzing fear he hadn’t felt in years. He had to leave this place. He took the door closest to him, turning the handle to step into black nothingness and suddenly he was falling, falling. He screamed, his voice the sound of a boy, his hands small like a child’s, wrapped in dirty bandages grasping at nothing. Blue flames erupted underneath him, devouring him like an ancient beast come to take him down into hell.
Dabi sat up in his bed with a jolt, his nerves screaming and his sheets drenched in sweat as the sound of his heavy panting filled the room. It was dark, except for the moonlight that crept through his window carried on a cold night breeze with each soft billow of the curtain.
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Remember when Anthony Bridgerton said:
And then it turns out that this is him with his wife:
#bridgerton season 3#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#kate sharma x anthony bridgerton#kanthony#bridgerton season two#bridgerton#bridgerton memes#actually I got really sad making this#because I realised that if he hadn’t met Kate he was just going to let his immense capacity for love and devotion wither away#like we can see how deeply he’s capable of loving and how it’s almost become an intrinsic part of him#like that’s Anthony Bridgerton#9th Viscount Bridgerton afraid of bees and irrevocably in love with his wife#and that’s how the entire ton recognises him too#but if not for kate this capacity to love would just remain buried in his heart#and he’d go through life with this huge part of him missing#my heart aches so bad for him#I’m glad he found Kate and became who he was always meant to be#kate sharma’s husband
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according to the replies on this tweet literally every tv show has Zionist Propaganda™️ so i guess the hamasniks are just going to have to twiddle their thumbs for entertainment
edit: some of the nonsense from the replies
do not call yourself progressive or inclusive or revolutionary or anticolonial or whatever other fucking “I’m A Good Person” label de jour you’ve chosen if you say shit like this. you cannot talk like a Nazi and then insist you’re just an antizionist.
#the antisemitism is sooooooooo mask off w this one#any mention of Israel is as good as literal actual government sponsored proaganda to them#apparently new girl is zionist propaganda bc there’s a scene in a synagogue w an israeli flag in the background#no i’m not joking that was the justification#also someone said schmidt has ‘zionist republican vibes’ oh my G-D JUST SAY JEW#I KNOW YOU WANT TO CALL HIM A KIKE JUST SAY IT#at least have the balls to be racist all the way instead of hiding behind moral superiority#other offending shows and movies included:#ncis#the nanny#law & order: special victims unit#gilmore girls#world war z#gossip girl#crazy ex girlfriend#ugly betty#the marvelous mrs. maisel#blue bloods#heathers#the good wife#how i met your mother#bojack horseman#antisemitism#judeophobia#leftist antisemitism
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bones in my closet, but you hang stuff anyway
remake of these pics from 2017-2018
do not edit, copy or repost. i do not grant permission for ai training in any way, shape or form
#bnha#tododeku#mha#mha fanart#todoroki x midoriya#todoroki shouto#shouto todoroki#midoriya izuku#izuku midoriya#deku#mha deku#mha shoto#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha ships#k arts#mha midoriya#midoriya x todoroki#bnha fanart#mlm#gay mlm#long time no post lol#got back into bnha recently with my wife and we’re having a great time#these two will always be my otp#that’s how i met my partner after all#speaking of which u should read her fic#sweater weather by dreamykrimi on ao3#tddk
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Yep. 100%. It's how I met my wife twenty years ago!
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I really love it when you talk about your wife. I would love to love someone that much one day.
some random wife things from this week:
she got new shoes that she’s really excited about and she looks so cute in them
weather was finally chilly enough for prolonged cuddling and man is there anything cozier than an extra blanket on the bed and my wife’s arms around me
she tried coffee from multiple new spots this week and i got to steal a sip every time
you ever see your hot jock wife in autumn flannel…you ever see your hot jock wife in a scarf and jacket and stompy boots.,,
in the middle of some travel (stressful edition) i said something like “you’re so nice to me, thank you for being so nice to me.” and she immediately said “of course. i like being nice to you, it’s easy.” she’s nice to me every single day, but it’s especially precious to me when i feel like i’m at my worst (inhabiting my airportsona).
last night while she was cooking dinner i went and caught her eye and looked pointedly at the mixing bowl she was stirring, and she just gave me a 😐 face. didn’t even take off her headphones. marry someone with whom you can telepathically communicate the “that’s what good pussy sounds like” vine at any moment.
#i am very lucky to love and have been loved deeply and in many forms so far in my life#but when it comes to romantic love i am always in awe at how i get to have this#i used to feel like there was a glass wall between me and the feelings i thought i should have/wanted to have in romantic relationships#and then i fell in love with my wife and that glass wall is nowhere to be found#i could write an essay in the tags about that specifically but#tl;dr i don’t necessarily believe in soulmates or there being One Perfect Person for everyone BUT however this works i am so lucky i met he#etc#asks#fer wifeposting
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i dont want to go back to school i wanna stay home in bed and watch sitcoms while eating sugar cookies and noodles for later
#cancel school#noooo jayce slander. i stand with my cancelled wife!!!#let me live#prison life#90s sitcom#sitcom#parks and rec#that 70s show#modern family#malcom in the middle#brooklyn 99#the office#new girl#the big bang theory#how i met your mother#gilmore girls#my name is earl#the simpsons#criminal minds#the good place#bojack horseman#rick and morty
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Finding out that Skully turned out to be a dead historical figure from CENTURIES before the current time and that everyone got their memories wiped after exiting the book.
I suggest an Necro no Hanayome AU where Yuu is the doctor and Skully's the corpse bride
#“dino rambles a bit”#twisted wonderland#twst#lost in the book with tim burton's the nightmare before christmas#twst yuu#twst skully#skully j graves#necro no hanayome#this was literally the first thing i thought of after i saw a translation for that part#so is the skully we met in the event the real deal (via timey-wimey paradox rules)#the real deal (via him being trapped in that book for who knows how long)#or a ghost?#i'm personally leaning more on the first one. where they all entered the book in a similar time frame but in different eras#and i'm also banking that he was the only one out of everyone that remembered our jaunt#and the experience he had with the others inspired him more to spread around halloween through twisted wonderland#if only the quell the hurt#but that's also kinda worse because he'll probably find out that the people he met and befriended hadn't even been born yet#sad :'(#i miss my wife tails
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Odysseus: Honey, I’m home! Did anything happen while I was gone?
Penelope, as the servants roll 108 barrels of hydrochloric acid out the back door: No nothing much
hdhdhdh (੭˃ᴗ˂)੭
penelope wasn't going to let having her son punched/hit & being belittled slide... and of course the threat of them trying to take her husband's throne but nobody touches her 'little wolf'!
(like really antinous you thought beating up the prince of ithaca, and then telling him to go cry to his spartan-blooded mother was the best course of action??? man sealed his own barrel fate)
but yes i love when people don't think of penelope as weak or unable to handle herself.
she was born and raised in sparta. she is the daughter of a spartan king and queen. she is half-naiad. she is as cunning and full of tricks as her husband. she is the queen. she is a mother. nothing would be able to defeat her.
#odysseus loves his wife#yes of course he worries for her and any harm that could come to her#but the man saw what she was capable of when he met her in sparta#that accompanied by her wit and beauty?#how could he not fall head over heels in love with her?#odysseus may have swiss cheese'd a god#but penelope is also someone the gods should be wary of#calypso better be counting her lucky stars her island stays unknown#because penelope would be willing to test the “goddesses can't die” theory if she knew where she was#can you tell i love penelope?#odysseus epic#penelope epic the musical#epic the musical#epic: the musical#odysseusnonsen#those are more of my nonsense thoughts#o3o-lapd-o3o asks
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kind of unfortunate that so many fantasy epics are also war novels because i will be honest i just do not like war novels that much... the grand clashing of forces is compelling obviously but it requires characters to talk about so much practical battle strategy and while i can get my brain to comprehend all these fantasy maps and kingdoms and borders and battalions and front lines and army movements it takes up. so much space in the book. feels like i'm fighting a war of my own trying to get through it sometimes
#this is about the witcher books rn but also about book four of the inheritance cycle#roran is hot and i like seeing him with his hammer and his dedication and love for his wife!#also i am here for dragons and it is kind of a major tonal shift watching this man try to navigate becoming a military general!#like i'll learn all the names of the witcher kings and queens and learn where their provinces are and which towns are in which kingdom#and who borders what and where and how all those political machinations work. it's important to the plot.#damn it's a lot of names though#meve is the queen of lyria and rivia is in lyria. this much i know. because she is the only queen.#completely irrelevant information most of the time.#cintra is north of nilfgaard. nilfgaard is south of fucking everything.#cintra is like? middle of the map i think? there are other southern territories that got conquered by nilfgaard before cintra fell#other southern places. um. toussaint. i know this because this location is often referenced in fanfictions about aiden thewitcher#my favorite character that does not actually appear anywhere in canon aiden thewitcher#man i'm thinking about him again... fucking miss him... (<— guy who never met that guy to begin with)#anyway. what other witcher politics do i know. i can keep the wizard politics pretty clear in my mind.#total fucking lie i just realized i've been picturing stregobor instead of vilgefortz all through the last half of blood of elves#whateverrrrrrr i'll figure it out... this is why i can't pick things up this much later. i'm not restarting this reread though#other kings. suddenly all their names are gone. demawend? he is not very important rn i don't think.#vizimir. of. redania? perchance?#yes. because i think he's who dijkstra works for. and phillipa eilhart. i think that's the redania crew.#there's the king who is caught up in. incest. foltest. that's that guy's name. fuck if i know what kingdom. triss worked with him i think#oxenfurt is an independent city-state in my mind i don't think that's actually true though#just reread the story where geralt is delivering a message for the kings that border brokilon but could not tell you for the life of me#which kings and kingdoms those actually are. nor who ciri was supposed to marry there#anyway point is. man. War Novel#lord of the rings counts for this too btw. if i have to calculate the numbers for the armies it is a war novel to me#valentine notes#witcher reread
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God how many times have i reread this now? So gorgeous, i live to read your worlds Wife
Touch (pt 4)
Pairing: Dabi x Fem!Reader
WARNINGS: 18+ only please! Drug abuse/withdrawal, adult language/themes, heavy angst, past trauma/abuse, anxiety/panic attacks, PTSD, fluff, pining, slow burn, eventual emotional SMUT. *please pay attention to the chapter tags as these warnings will apply at different times*
Synopsis: When you first joined the LOV to lend your healing quirk, Dabi terrified you. Not interested in attachments, he wanted to keep it that way. That is, until he needs your help. (Slow burn, soft Dabi).
Please let me know if you’d like to be tagged in future chapters.
Recommended Chapter Song:
Bloodstream by Stateless
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Artwork credit to @hellowon31 on Twitter (https://twitter.com/hellowon31)
Part 4 - Wounded
Later that day, while Dabi sat in his room nursing his migraine and checking his phone for a response from Giran, he heard a quiet knock at his door and the sound of footsteps fading away. He opened the door and found a white takeout bag.
Curiously, he picked up the item and looked inside to see tonkatsu ramen and a pair of chopsticks with some napkins, along with another bottle of water for good measure. He scoffed.
You brought him ramen.
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In another universe, Regulus & Sirius are plotting to steal all the art you’re transporting <3
in another universe i would’ve gone with them instead of getting all the art safely to my museum 😔
#asks#and then i would’ve met the heist team and my future wife#as one does#i hear that’s how these things go
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Nazis are a threat to everyone. We know this, we understand this. HOWEVER. Goyim, non-Jewish people, I'm asking you to think before you speak on Elon's actions.
Yes, the people trying to insist it was just a "Roman salute" and meant nothing are infuriating, but I have seen responses to it that do nothing more than encourage neo-Nazis and their sympathizers. I've seen "comebacks" where people say "Go do a "Roman salute" in a crowd", "go do it in front of a Jewish person". I just saw a video of someone saying, "Better yet, find yourself a synagogue, and go do the "Roman salute", and see how that goes... bet you won't."
You are putting Jewish people in danger. You, leftist who thinks you're being so smart and witty with your comeback, are encouraging neo-nazis to threaten Jewish people. "Better yet"? Go find a synagogue? Go find a synagogue, go there to do the Nazi salute, and that's the better option you're suggesting to them? What you're doing is telling a Nazi that they need to actively harm Jewish people to prove their beliefs to you, and I can tell you that encouragement is embraced by them.
Jewish people are already going to be one of the main targets of any Nazi or white supremacist group, but half of you are actively offering us up for your "gotcha" moment. Y'all don't think before you speak, and you need to examine why you would ever think to give specific ideas on how to harm Jewish people to neo-Nazis who have just been emboldened to a level we haven't seen in decades.
#nazis#antisemitism#i'm TIRED#y'all know there are nazis in your area right. is it just jewish people who know this? is that it?#do y'all think nazis just hide away in some alcove to jump out and commit hate crimes and then disappear again#there are nazis in your community. i am saying this to your face because it's true.#you know how i know? because there are nazis in my community.#we plastered his face everywhere. his wife took down her 'pregnancy crisis center' webpage that had more dogwhistles than an animal shelter#and he's still fuckin here. he brought more nazis into my community for a festival. they lit a swastika to celebrate at the end#his wife makes handmade hitler christmas ornaments. to gift to her friends#and half of you are so fuckin removed from threats in your community that your first thought when they go mask off and arm band on#is to encourage them! to give them suggestions for their next hate crime!#because half of y'all think about jewish people in the same base way they do#as some mysterious 'other' who isn't a part of your group but isn't a part of theirs and who won't affect you if we get hurt#so we're the ones you offer up.#notice how no one is saying 'go do that in front of a pride center'#no! because you know what nazis think and who they hate but we (jewish people) are the only acceptable targets to you#i've been out since 12 but not once have i seen other leftists offer us (queer people) up the same way they offer us (jewish people) up#and that's why we don't trust y'all. that's why y'all tend to know so few of us#because you're not safe at best and actively antisemitic at worst. and we leave when y'all reveal that#i have met very few allies in my life who've fully respect myself and my culture and my language and my religion and my ethnicity#there are allies who respect some parts but it's so incredibly rare to meet someone who respects all of it#but y'all can't bring yourself to do it and half of you are antisemitic anyway#the only time y'all ever examine yourselves or even talk about antisemitism without claiming jewish people make it up is when they kill us#or. i guess in this case it'll be when y'all get us killed
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Eve: "Regarding the lyrics, this time its about portraying the conflicts and feelings of the characters in Jujutsu kaisen. This kind of feeling inside me, made me choose the characters one by one and thus write the lyrics. I don't dare to say where or who..."
Also Eve:
Alternative translations: 1 2 3 4
The lyrics hit different after ch 271. I kinda want this to be the op for s4 ngl
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#ryomen sukuna#gojo satoru#sukugo#my post#this is all eve all I did was take a screen shot at the convenient time to further my Sukugo agenda lol#I think the characters this is about are Sukuna Megumi gojo and maaaaybe yuji and yuta#But I think it's mainly about Sukuna's feelings during the shinjuku showdown especially towards gojo#It's art anyone can interpret it the way they want#but “my passion that towards you only cuts through the air like a wish” while showing the prison cube getting cut in half... yeah...#Also “lost emotions”??? Like what? Nervousness? Lmao#Love is when he makes you feel nervous for the first time in a thousand years#“thoughts voice words and lost emotions and love spin and spin towards the chance of victory” I love the use of the word “spin” here#cuz mahoraga's wheel spinning was like a count down for the you know what#I like how it starts with Sukuna's finger box and ends with it note how it has this black sludge thingy around it in the beginning#but in the end it's cleared (watch the video)#“Expectations overlap with regrets” *Shows their hands reaching* o m g????? That other hand is definitely Sukuna's it has black nails!!!#The other hand we see coming out of an eye !!!!!!#“the memory and love to be hidden and the eternal identity till death shall it be fine to keep them staying” While showing the last finger#And that heart cut in half!!!! it's probably about kashimo but kashimo was only created to bring the subtext into text anyways sooo...#That brain is definitely yuta taking over and I'd like to think that broken sphere is yuta's domain barriers that shattered in ch 263#Expectations overlap with regrets indeed 😏 that being the slowest part of the song is so fucking funny Sukuna's really missing his wife#To me now this song is about Sukuna's unspoken love and regret and preserving this love and memory for as long as his remains exist#Also there's a line in the song about these feelings “riding on the past and future” which is just aghhhh reminds me of Kashimo's question#why mince your soul into cursed objects and watch all those years go by what were you looking for#Sukuna literally time travelled met his love said he will remember him for as long as he lives and died in the same fucking day#only for his remains to stay protecting japan and preserve that memory The body is the soul and the soul is the body yeah?#Also Sukuna is basically tengen now so the six eyes is bound to him 😉 Gojo is the reason Sukuna's memory is preserved and vice versa#kenjaku baby trapped him to do bad things gojo finger trapped him into becoming Japan's protector against curses... Gojo best wife
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