#how i met my wife

[cam-ulu29]

My dumb ass can’t stop saying ‘good morning’ no matter what time it is and one time my boyfriend’s pissy mother said ‘it’s not morning’ so I said ‘it’s always morning when I’m around cause I bring the sunshine’ well my boyfriend didn’t laugh but my best friend did and now I’m married to a woman

[zerruttet]

how i met my wife 🎙️

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

Remember when Anthony Bridgerton said:

And then it turns out that this is him with his wife:

[cakeartontheside]

bones in my closet, but you hang stuff anyway

remake of these pics from 2017-2018

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[otrtbs]

In another universe, Regulus & Sirius are plotting to steal all the art you’re transporting <3

in another universe i would’ve gone with them instead of getting all the art safely to my museum 😔

[an-eldritch-peredhel]

The thing that draws me most to this fandom, and the things that makes it unique, is that by the mere nature of the works we love, everyone's Arda is different. And not just in the usual headcanon-y ways that are typical of every story, but even down to important plot and characterization points.

Who is Gil-Galad? What is the Oath and what does it have power to do? What really is the Dagor Dagorath? How do the Laws Of The Universe work?

And beyond that- what parts of HoME do you pick and choose? LaCE? Does anyone try and work with Tolkien's horrendous math? Have you taken parts of your Arda from older or other worlds, with the Cottage of Lost Play and the exile of the Gnomes?

Have you given names to the wives and daughters? What do they mean- who are they? Mother-names or father-names for those who only had one?

I just really love how even when two interpretations of the same world seem utterly incompatible, they aren't. I'd love to see other additions/headcanons!

[shannonsketches]

He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌

(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)

[specialagentartemis]

I like the version of Odysseus’s story where he was not actually interested in marrying Helen. He showed up to Woo Helen and try to win her hand in marriage less because he actually wanted to and more because as the unmarried crown prince of Ithaca it would be an insult to Helen, Helen’s father the king of Sparta, and Helen’s future husband to publicly not care. But he knew he wouldn’t be chosen and was not trying. Vying for Helen’s hand was a diplomatic duty he was tolerating for politics.

Of course when he got to Sparta he met Helen’s cousin Penelope, fell head over heels for her, and when Helen chose Menelaus he went ohhhh nooo I’m so sad, what a loss, truly, I am being so honest about my disappointment right now, anyway now that I’m officially single hey Penelope :)

Which I think adds an underexplored element to attempt to get out of participating in the Trojan War. The thousand ships were launched not out of personal feelings of righteousness by all those Greek kings, but rather, because before Helen announced her choice of a husband, her father made all the suitors swear a sacred oath that whoever she chose, every man would accept that choice and defend her husband and restore her honor if anyone tried to kill her husband and abduct Helen for themselves. It was intended to stop Helen’s choice from immediately becoming a bloodbath, because there was a real threat that whoever she chose would immediately be killed by another jealous suitor who was rejected. But of course, Helen was not abducted by an unsuccessful suitor right then and there—she was abducted by Paris like nine years later. And Menelaus called on that oath that all the suitors made.

So you can imagine Odysseus, who never particularly wanted to marry Helen and was not trying that hard to win her hand and had no intention of abducting her to be his wife and was happy marrying Penelope and going back to Ithaca, getting called up by Menelaus, saying you swore the Suitors’ Oath! You need to go to war for me!

Odysseus who never even wanted to be a suitor in the first place, who never particularly wanted to marry Helen and did not care who she chose as her husband… I can imagine him staring at Menelaus’s messenger, going, what does this have to do with me? I never wanted to be part of all this in the first place!

[distance-does-not-matter]

sincerity is perhaps the most important thing in the world

[witchinatree]

crack theory: the person hauling their ass out of the magnus institute ruins is none other than agnes montague, she has been there since the tree incident

or like, red canary makes more sense and it would mean the tmagp universe's jonah magnus was released

wouldn't it be so much cooler if it was agnes montague and she was just like hey guys :]

[theperrylleluniverse]

Perry channeling his inner Lt. Columbo

[solitaireships]

My friend did some art of Chae-Yeong with their OC for Chuseok! It’s so cute, I love them and Chae-Yeong looks so gorgeous

[lizzerswillpoststuffmethinks]

Sighs 😭

[mr-stottlemonk]

stottlemeyer's timeline as promised.

[find monk's timeline here]

[duckdodger]

Hiiii for the tmnt ask game--#9 and/or #13?

9 - mm April <3 and 13 - rise krang

[neversandnowheres]

my wife and i just bought a house which is a ridiculous thing to be able to say but what is even more ridiculous is that both the wife and the owning of the house with her would not have happened but for . bbc sherlock