#how he makes the minitons

[petra-creat0r]

Keep thinking of Chicago wanting to learn magic because he feels bad Spamton is always using the F1 Heal Deals on the kid and Chicago wants to be able to return the favor.

One day he just kicks down the door to Papyrus's office like, "Papa! I need to learn healing magic!"

"NYEH!? I-IS SOMEONE HURT?"

"N-No? I just... I wanna learn healing magic..."

"OH."

And so Papyrus teaches him.

[jackie-and-gecko]

Roll up Roll up folks! Boy do we have a treat for y’all today, Spamton Prime has secured a fine pedigree batch of Pipis that have produced a few fancy Spamling variants, some of which are displayed here today! 🪺

🩵 Filipe is a Specil type of micro variant known as a Spamangel or Miniton. This type of Spamling is absolutely adorably tiny and has working lil’ angelic wings that let her zip around your apartment looking for pennies, snacks, spare change, and a good ol’ tickle! Filipe is one of the most affectionate Spamangels we’ve come across and she just loves to play fetch with coins and lint. You have to be super careful with these Minitons as they’re quite fragile (liable to be sat on), but despite their high market price they’re very cheap to maintain given their small size. You can buy a dolls house and it’s like a mansion! Filipe is for sale for ¥800 Kr0mer

💙 Kronk is what’s known as an Iron Jaw Spamling. These fellas are particularly ahhh……bitey. They have the capacity to crush down cans and smalls tools/scrap for recycling and food, they typically have a much stronger jaw than other Spamlings and are one of the few variant breeds that can be used as Guard Spams. They’ll never apply full pressure to your fingers, but boy does Kronk love to chomp on people’s hands and feet! He’s a loveable lad and ADORES being pampered and snuggled, but he WILL bite you every time (it’s how he shows love). Kronk is for sale for ¥200 Kr0mer

🪺 Hamilton is…well let’s just say he’s one of the most Specil boys we have in at the moment ✨ Folks, this is a Pipis Primadonna ✨ This variant is top of the line and Spamton Prime places a high value on their brand. Pipis Primadonnas will only eat the finest gourmet Pipis and food presented to them, they use the high nutritional value to make their fluffy coats as shiny and gorgeous as possible. PPD’s are one of the most handsome variants around, and Hamilton is at the top - he’s very loving and looking for someone to spoil him as he deserves it! Hamilton is for sale for ¥2000 Kr0mer

💎 Lily-Beanz is the odd one out today, being a rescue Spamling and just a regular guy! Very affectionate and playful, he is an absolute gossip and will 100% spread your credit information if you aren’t careful! Likes butt scritches, fetch, and yapping on the phone (no one has to be on the other end 😅). Lily-Beanz is for sale for ¥100 Kr0mer

[movedtodykedvonte]

My biggest pet peeve with Spamton x Readers is how nice they make Spamton. Kris was literally helping him ascend and that bastard still took time to try to scam them.

You’d invite him over to care for him and he’d break half ur shit with no remorse. He’d down play it and maybe give you a miniton or bow tie as compensation. Like have him be sleazy and rude and confused by your kindness, not cause he’s overwhelmed, cause he thinks ur conning him somehow and he wants to make you regret the attempt.

Please keep him garbage for a little longer.

[bigshot]

Mistified Event Info

Figured I might should make a post going over what you might expect to see if you hang out with Spamton during this event!

I'm writing this at work, so forgive my formatting! I might edit this later with links to wiki pages or something. Now I'm happy!!

RESIDUAL DATA IMPRINTS:

Spamton's memories within Spirale are exactly what you'd expect to see; attempts at sales, petty crimes, and dumpster diving. Moments from his private life might show up, but these are largely mundane. Memories of painting the sky and basking in nature or of watching people from hidden spaces. If you're unlucky, you'll witness his death at Brad's hands and simultaneous murder of the same. His memories of Cyber City may include anything from his time as a failing Addison, his success as a Big Shot selling cars, his fall from grace or transformation, or his many years of homelessness. Given how often he thinks about the end of the fight, his battle with Kris as Neo is a likely sight. One might even glimpse his actions in the Snowgrave Route despite him having not experienced it.

SENTIENT DATA IMPRINTS (Harmless):

These will largely be the other Addisons and while other citizens of the Cyber World might show up, they're less likely to feel quite as fleshed out. Addison versions of Spamton can be found, being the same as his Big Shot era with white hair rather than black. There will be Pipis scattered like easter eggs, but it's arguable on if they're sentient or not. Touching one will break it and whether it's empty or full of miniature Spamtons is up to the mun. The minitons' reactions to whoever triggers their spawning will depend on how Spamton feels about the muse in question, either following or attacking. They don't really do much damage, it's like being slapped by a rat.

SENTIENT DATA IMPRINTS (Dangerous):

Spamton Neo from either route could be out there, dangling from his strings, and will be hostile towards anyone alone or that Spamton himself doesn't vouch for. Big Shot Spamton is the opposite. He's friendly, if sleezy. He will be actively hostile towards current Spamton, however. Unless he has a car, the Big Shot is largely defenseless and easily beaten. He lacks Spamton's current magic and will flee if overpowered.

[frozenhi-chews]

After-Action Patch-Up, Grow Old With Me, and Love Epiphany for any of your f/os!

OOOOOOO COOL!! Also hello! Thank you for the ask!!

Still gonna use Spamton (I'm in a Mood, also I'm reacting like I'm Pancake in I Scammed Death)

Ask game here

3. How does he react when he sees me hurt? How does he tend to your injury?

I actually wrote a one-shot about this! Spamton panics. He is scared and horrified at himself for letting it happen. (I have to reassure him several times, poor guy always feels like it's his fault. It never is.

He uses the angelic Minitons to help heal, and when that doesn't work he panics more. Again it takes a lot of reassuring. He's also really gentle with bandaging, its, yeah its a lot aha!

Ouhh man

8. How long have we been together?

We've known eachother for over a couple years, we had been dating for a few months, and we're still newly married (as in a couple months). It's been a wild ride from the first meet-"cute" to now!

10. When and how did you realize you loved Spamton? When and how did he realize he loved me?

HOOOOO BOY OKAY!! (I wrote a one shot about these too!!) I realized I loved him after patching me up from a fight. I wasn't expecting him to actually take me to his shop and make sure I was alive. He seemed like he still disliked me before that. So that, coupled with the way I'd flirt with him, realizing I was in love with him explained a LOT of things. (And I still kept it in-)

Thank you so much for the ask!

[hollowsart]

the fact he had a baseball in his body has me concerned. What does this man eat???

Living in a literal dump since the fall of 1997.. does things to a puppet.

[greyfacade]

Some “Dadton” headcanons:

- Spamton and his kid can see really well in the dark, so if you run in to them in a dark alley you’ll see a big pair of glowy eyes, a little pair of glowy eyes, and then hundreds of tiny glowy ones from the minitons.

- While Spamton doesn’t have much control over his glitches and ads, his kid has complete control over theirs. It makes them really mischievous.

- His kid has the ability to glitch your whole battle interface if you try to attack them. You go to Fight them but there’s a big ad over the fight button that says “$99 to unlock fight mode.”. You pay the money, only for another ad show up underneath that says “$999 to unlock specil fight mode!” You pay to unlock that and it turns out specil fight mode just makes your weapon explode in to confetti. You try to use an Item but find your items have somehow all been replaced by homemade knockoff fakes with googly eyes! (They return to normal after the fight.) You try to Act but all your options are “forfeit all belongings to the child.” Somehow your only real options are to Defend or Flee...

- Spamton’s kid can’t actually hurt you during a fight (they’re not strong enough) but will cause so much mayhem. They can make the whole screen glitch, so you’ll find your Soul somehow outside the battle zone, stuck in some invisible force field, or spinning out of control! Some of their attacks are: - “Error: Attack not found!” - Pipis attack but the Pipis is tiny, and just sits there. Doing nothing. MENACINGLY! - *a random Maus is attacking you, it doesn’t know how it got here* - *Kiddo calls out to their dad* *You feel your about to get your ass kicked* - They use the same money stealing attack, but it only steals your loose change. - *They have fallen asleep*

- Kiddo likes to sleep/rest in Spamtons coat. Sometimes you’ll see their tiny nose poking out of a pocket or over the top of his collar. Sometimes they sit on his head and get lost in his fluffy (and greasy) hair.

- Spamton makes a lot of homemade toys for them to play with out of junk. They look really good, painted up and everything. Though a lot of them have Spamtons face on it.

- Sweet, Captain and Cakes often babysit. Sweet and Captain say Spamton’s kid is a menace (but they are still fond of them,) but K_K says they’re the sweetest kid he’s ever taken care of.

- Spamton and his kid like painting together. At the base of Spamton’s “sky mural” in his shop are tiny drawings.

- Spamton has trouble when his kid throws a tantrum because they can glitch away from any situation they don’t like. He often sings jingles though to calm them down, and gets his minitons to find them when they hide. If they get hurt he uses his F1 healing spell, a kiss to make it better, and a colorful bandaid.

- His kid often copies him when he’s talking to others, which is funny to watch. Spamton also has to be careful not to say certain things because they love to copy his words too, however he’s very bad at keeping his swearing to a minimum when he’s frustrated, and soon you hear “[!@#$] [!@#$] [!@#$]” being yelled enthusiastically over and over, while a distressed Spamton says “NON0NONO THAT WORD IS [BANNED] FOr [AGES 3+ OR BELOW]!!!”

- Spamton sometimes wakes to his face covered in drawings or stickers. He often compliments his kid on his “new look” and sometimes just leaves it there.

[spaceraceart]

what if spamton reproduced in the same way phishing spam emails duplicate themselves.... all u gotta do is have some sad fool click on his link and boom, tiny spamtons for you and all of your [1-800-CONTACT]

i actually think that'd be more akin to how his miniton's form! literal small copies of himself (that are probably magical in nature and dont really count as his "kids", they're just extensions of himself more or less) that infect your computer hehehe. good luck getting rid of them! theyre gonna give you lots of hugs and steal your credit card!

as for addison babies, if this is what this ask is about, i think making a whole new addison would take a lot more work, since it's more like making a new program (or at least a new iteration of a program). pipis could be like packets of code that normally explode into malicious copies of the bearer. but if under the right conditions maybe they can make a new program/addison hehehe. i dunno!

for spamton jr, what likely happened was that spamton wanted to be a dad so bad that he accidently hatched a baby outta a pipis through sheer willpower/determination. whoops!! gotta hate darkner magic! (baby making cheat codes??!?! click now!)

[bunny-j3st3r]

Bunny! + Glasses version

Species: Not really sure??? Spamling??? Maybe??? Age: That’s a whole ass adult Pronouns: They/Them Height: 1 foot exactly!

- Bunny came about after sona took part of @hollowsart Spamton EX’s show. He made them hack up a miniton and the miniton WAS supposed to look like him, but fucked up demon magic mixed with his magic made Bunny instead! 

- After hacking up Bunny but them not actually leaving like most minitons did, the show had to be cleared up pretty quick to find out what exactly Bunny is. We both agreed they are just some kind of spamling.

- They seem to act the same way as a spamling, being able to eat kromer + dark dollars with ease as well as cast some healing magic.

- They can do tricks similar to @hollows/art EX such as removing there head (except they don’t throw a trick head, they can remove there own legit head and put it back with no problem)

- They don’t really talk as they aren’t sure how so they tend to communicate with squeaks and chitters, they slowly learn to talk but only really under Spamtonio’s influence.

- They know they can get away with things if they act childish and innocent, but they are far from it, often teasing Spamtonio and playing tricks on the other spamlings

- They show affection by biting, watch out for those chompers.

 - Spamtonio there silly rabbit :) there relationship is very similar to Roger rabbit and Jessica rabbit. Bunny likes him because he makes them laugh!

 - Priest EX’s FAVOURITE Spamling uwu

- They somewhat get along with the other Spamlings, @hollows/art Peep does not seem to like them though because they keep biting him </3

[movedtodykedvonte]

Got any Headcanon about if Spamton and Mettaton were friends?

Oh boy do I! I have multiple cause it really depends when they are meeting cause I feel like it would change the way Mettaton would interact with Spamton (assuming we're using UT!Mettaton):

Addispam

I feel Addispam like idolizes Mettaton, not to like an unhealthy degree but Mettaton is basically everything he aspires to be; well liked, popular, tall

spam already has a fat ass and massive rack so

Mettaton would think he's cute and like that he's eager to impress and a try hard, even if he's still bad at it (reminds him of a less cynical burgerpants or a slightly more confident alphys)

Spam would try to impress MTT but MTT just likes having this funny little thing around. Def likes to get Spam to in MT brand outfits cause he'd "Look so much more advertisable and adorbs"

MTT lets Spam practice his pitches and they treat it like a sleep over night. MTT reherses their lines for the show and Spam just boosts their ego

In this scenario I feel like Spam lets MTT have a space to vent in an ugly not glamourous way cause Spam wouldn't see him as anything but.

Vice Versa having MTT around give Spam a lot of confidence as if this guy just likes having him around he must be doing something right

I also feel like if they got really close and MTT was comfortable explaining his past it would give Spamton hope that he could become great to if he tried enough

Platonic Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit dynamic (or not platonic if ur into it)

I feel like MTT also apricates another robot (essentially) and they enjoy causing havoc in alphys' lab

BS!Spam

If they knew each other before I feel like Spam would be a little more hotty as a big shot, that Mettaton influence am I right?

Otherwise they enhance each other's best qualities actually! I feel like Mettaton would keep Spam personalable and socialable while Spam would be able to reel back Mettaton putting their logo on everything

C'mon they gotta leave room for the big shot brand somewhere

They are rich, famous and hot gossip buddies. Those two mean girls that point at you from the corner but they probs are just betting on how much of their products they could get you to buy

Model each other's stuff for each other but in a rival way "This is good but mine is even better."

Bond over being two people at the top together. I feel like a big part of their sadness in their canons is the loneliness. Deep down they miss those old friends and family but felt they couldn't achieve anything if they didn't separate. It makes it feel less lonely having someone who understands that

Maybe they even encourage each other to see their respective loved ones again

MTT would like doing Spamton's hair and Spamton (the car guy) would be able to do a nice finish and polish on MTT's robo body

Normal Spamton

If they knew each other before this, MTT would be very sad to see what happened to Spam. Spam would probably be really embarrassed but nonetheless just as insane... and hotty as before

MTT would make him their personal project, getting back into big shot shape the Mettaton Brand way!

This is basically MTT and his feral bestie Spam. Spam is eager to pitch anything and I feel would be excited to have a chance to be big again, is a little shit and messes with MTT to take the spotlight

MTT finds it odd and annoying but endearing in a way. Spam's pazzazz makes up for a lot of it and MTT would make it part of the bit

When it comes to Spamton's phone issues I feel like MTT would be accommodating, having the ring be replaced with a sound he likes. I think Spam would return the favor by having his miniton be apart of the act

Again with the closeness and MTT's past, I feel like MTT would make sure to explain that Spam doesn't need to try and reach this height of popularity to be special again or free

Whether Spamton takes the advice or not is really up in the air, though he's considerably happier

Spamton pitpockets the audience but it's considered part of the experience so he's allowed. MTT thinks it's apart of his quirky traits

The miniton really like MTT and act as personal assistants.

Pipis are a part of the show.

SNEO

They are kinning each other.

I like the idea of their friendship, they'd be cute and chaotic together and be everyone else's problem <3

[bigshot]

[[Event Info]]!!

I'm finally home from Hell work, so here's the rundown on how I'm gonna handle Spammy for the event!

I'm gonna consider this post a tentative-maybe-plotting-ad, I'm not sure if I'll cap it or not. I know I still havent gotten around to hitting ppl up on the main perma plotter but I'm gonna be better about that this time around because the event sounds pretty rad. Usually I wing it, but I'm game to plan stuff out too.

More ideas + some info under the cut!

Spamton has absolutely no fucking clue what's going on or who the girl on the screen was, but she had him at "rewards." He loves those!!

Also; Be warned that if he sees a treasure chest he's gonna wanna open it.

BIOMES

Fantasy ~ While he's not much of a tank (his defense stat in game is literally zero) he can hold his own in a fight if he gets some distance and he can heal allies, but only once. I'm not sure how this place would go down...

Space ~ He's got great vision in the dark and he's a real pro at hiding from danger but, again, he can't take many hits and his main damage dealing attack would more than likely break a window by mistake. At the very least, he might be useful for creating distractions with his minitons. Also, he can fit in vents!

Sea ~ This one sounds super fun!!!!!! He'd be a classic merman with a toy/robotic fish lower half and the attention span of a gnat. Look how fast he can swim!! I don't think the minitons can swim, though.

Jungle ~ He's fast and reactive enough to avoid a lot of traps, but I can't see him and his stubby legs navigating very well at all in a jungle. To say he'd need some help would be an understatement, whether he gets that through somebody else making a path or them outright carrying him when things get rough. But! He can set off some traps from a distance...

Speaking of,

ABILITIES They're already listed in full on his app, but here's how I see them potentially playing out in the event;

Money Vacuum ~ Not very useful here at all, unfortunately. Most monsters dont have pockets to pull money out of...

Word Bullets ~ His go-to attack for dealing sure damage, but not wise to use indoors since the words have to go somewhere.

Minitons ~ I actually see this as being the most useful, or the second most useful, of his abilities here. The little minitons run around aimlessly for the most part, but can be directed to cause a distraction or set off traps and can deal little amounts of damage on their own.

[Press F1 For] HELP ~ The healing I was talking about! The little angel miniton he summons can heal a party member for 50% of their hp! He can only do this once per day.

Head Expansion ~ Why would you want him to do this??

I think that about does it? Spamton's already been through his main plot in game and has zero access to his NEO form, so tough luck for him, but also he's more likely to help other people out than he used to be.

I'll hit up the couple people that already showed interest in a little bit!

[hollowsart]

How would the mini Spamtons and Healy Spamton (my name for the angel) work? Would they be littler men running around after the original attacks, or would they be like the Centaurworld mini clones, where they have a quick existential crisis and run off, never to be seen again after being used as an attack?

Do they have personality?

And, would angel spamton be secretly akin to the mosquito spamton that we all know and love?

hmm...

maybe they're like an illusion, dark world magic is used to create them, but like.. it's different from the usual kinds of "attack" magic.

Like.. ok so the only way I can think about this is in Pokemon related terms and understanding skdjfhsdkf but like!!

Most of NEO's attacks could be classified as "Physical" due to the nature of how they're used and all, but also you could take into consideration some of his unused attacks (the pendulum attack, anyone?).

Meanwhile, Spamton's 3 regular attacks would definitely be classified as "Special" and my explanation for the Minitons would be as follows:

[Minitons]: Physical. Like Psyshock. It's a special move, but it causes Physical damage to the SOUL due to the little Minitons literally using themselves to run and jump and attack the SOUL directly.

So essentially they are a physical type of illusion, done in a bit of a freaky way.. since they're produced through his mouth like a PEZ dispenser lol They aren't truly "physical". Kinda like a magician's dove.. but also not?

If.. that makes sense?

I feel like if Spamton were a magician he would be one of those shock illusionists. Doing weird and freaky things like coughing up a mini-me lol