#man im tired but im so game

[bigshot]

[[Event Info]]!!

I'm finally home from Hell work, so here's the rundown on how I'm gonna handle Spammy for the event!

I'm gonna consider this post a tentative-maybe-plotting-ad, I'm not sure if I'll cap it or not. I know I still havent gotten around to hitting ppl up on the main perma plotter but I'm gonna be better about that this time around because the event sounds pretty rad. Usually I wing it, but I'm game to plan stuff out too.

More ideas + some info under the cut!

Spamton has absolutely no fucking clue what's going on or who the girl on the screen was, but she had him at "rewards." He loves those!!

Also; Be warned that if he sees a treasure chest he's gonna wanna open it.

BIOMES

Fantasy ~ While he's not much of a tank (his defense stat in game is literally zero) he can hold his own in a fight if he gets some distance and he can heal allies, but only once. I'm not sure how this place would go down...

Space ~ He's got great vision in the dark and he's a real pro at hiding from danger but, again, he can't take many hits and his main damage dealing attack would more than likely break a window by mistake. At the very least, he might be useful for creating distractions with his minitons. Also, he can fit in vents!

Sea ~ This one sounds super fun!!!!!! He'd be a classic merman with a toy/robotic fish lower half and the attention span of a gnat. Look how fast he can swim!! I don't think the minitons can swim, though.

Jungle ~ He's fast and reactive enough to avoid a lot of traps, but I can't see him and his stubby legs navigating very well at all in a jungle. To say he'd need some help would be an understatement, whether he gets that through somebody else making a path or them outright carrying him when things get rough. But! He can set off some traps from a distance...

Speaking of,

ABILITIES They're already listed in full on his app, but here's how I see them potentially playing out in the event;

Money Vacuum ~ Not very useful here at all, unfortunately. Most monsters dont have pockets to pull money out of...

Word Bullets ~ His go-to attack for dealing sure damage, but not wise to use indoors since the words have to go somewhere.

Minitons ~ I actually see this as being the most useful, or the second most useful, of his abilities here. The little minitons run around aimlessly for the most part, but can be directed to cause a distraction or set off traps and can deal little amounts of damage on their own.

[Press F1 For] HELP ~ The healing I was talking about! The little angel miniton he summons can heal a party member for 50% of their hp! He can only do this once per day.

Head Expansion ~ Why would you want him to do this??

I think that about does it? Spamton's already been through his main plot in game and has zero access to his NEO form, so tough luck for him, but also he's more likely to help other people out than he used to be.

I'll hit up the couple people that already showed interest in a little bit!

[channnel]

The monochrome twink is older than Hatchet boi himself

[hazelnutnebula]

and they in the walls blasting nightcore, okayy?? ?

[spoopdeedoop]

when there’s gardens across our collarbone?? or soemthing??

(fanart of this awesome fic by pittedpeaches and my god this fic keeps me up at night i reread it every day i love it so much puts it in my mouth)

bonus doodle:

[createandconstruct]

Thinking about Peter's absolute cry of anguish after the final boss battle when he finds Harry unresponsive. Thinking about how all he can say is I'm sorry. Thinking about the fact that in Peter's head it was him at May's side sobbing I'm sorry. Thinking about how "with great power comes great responsibility" can never be separated from the guilt Peter feels. Thinking about how that guilt extends to May. How it extends to Ben. How it cripples Peter so much that he tells Miles that he can't do this again. Thinking about Peter's voice as he'd begged Harry to fight - pleaded with him to not make him do this. Thinking about how when consumed with the symbiote Peter had screeched out I'm the hero, I don't get saved! Thinking about how that's not just pride, how that's not just responsibility, how it's guilt. How it's always been Peter and the weight of the world, the life of his loved ones, and their blood on his hands. And now it's Harry's and Peter just breaks. Always the hero, he's done the right thing, but this time it's the last straw. His best friend. The last sacrifice Peter Parker can take...

...and it's then... that Miles saves him.

[asliceofzosan]

i've seen figure skater sanji and hockey player zoro before. idk if its been explored but i'd love to put it out there:

hockey player sanji (specifically goalie bc he desperately wants to avoid being checked) and then pairs skater zoro.

pairs skater zoro's long time partner has been nami. though many people ship them together a Lot, they just know each other super well. Well enough to try dating and both of them realized they don't swing that way. in fact, it makes them a really good team. they fought long and hard to claim top spots in competitions because they portray a chemistry that's separate from the rest. plus zoro can carry nami like she weighs fucking nothing. so their lifts are so much more dynamic. they even have a whole next to impossible combination that they're trying to get the ISU to name after them officially.

sanji plays for the East Blue Straw Hats in the Grand Line Hockey League – a formidable rookie group that took down lots of big names in the preseason. they want to make it all the way to the postseason playoff finals but always seem to fall short. but theyre so determined. they reignited a lot of old sparks that were no longer there for old fans and brought in new and curious fans. sanji is the starter goalie and a damn good one at that. it makes sense bc goalies are often doing splits on the ice just to make a save. he's perfected the technique that utilizes just his legs to make saves that make the crowd go fuckin insane.

we have the usual "i booked the rink to practice before you did" trope but a little more spice. in actuality, sanji loves watching pairs skating competitions. his favorite pair rn is franky and robin (mostly for robin). and he adamantly does not want to admit to anyone that he watches zoro and nami's routines much more frequently. (and if anyone asks, he always says its bc of nami. its never just bc of nami.) and zoro's besties with luffy so he always watches their matches even if he barely understands the rules. and he definitely does not stare at a certain blond starter goalie most of the match thats fucking ridiculous

one day zoro and sanji are invited to do one of those comparison videos between hockey players and figure skaters. both get to laugh at the other even Attempting to do their sport. zoro frankly looks ridiculous in all of sanji's usual goalie get-up. and sanji couldn't land an euler to save his life. the video producer suggests they try a simple pairs skating routine. sanji is like "oh i couldn't do that–hEY WHAT THE FUCK MOSSHEAD PUT ME DOWN" because zoro lifted sanji and had him sat on his shoulder like it was normal.

zoro smirks, "you might be lighter than nami, actually. wanna be my new partner?"

sanji knees him in the stomach before skating away while blushing so hard he could melt the ice beneath him.

[lunarharp]

just tiresome scribblings today...a Slug

[freakbullet]

cant believe when im consuming deltarune theories i have to sit through takes like "yeah I guess ANOTHER HIM sounds kinda like gasters theme but theres no proof" or "yeah people assume the intro narrator is gaster but we dont actually know"

like do yall need Toby to spell it out in big block letters for you?

OH WAIT. HE DID.

[slymanner]

Look all I'm saying is if that a shadow game can work THAT well and be so well designed story wise and gameplay wise

HE can work

[luckynumberthreed]

Merry (not) Christmas ya filthy animals

[stupidrant]

im seeing the pattern of being an atreus/angrboda fan (or u just like them) and having to go through this weird initiation process of: liking them in the game (wether its themselves, their relationship or both), then trying to find content of them only to be shocked to see a bunch of haters (on both sides but angrboda gets it the worst and thrud is often times oddly used against her), only to then get severely disappointed and realize u probably have to do a bit of contribution yourself which isnt bad but it sucks when its characters that are ridiculously hated 😭😭😭

[glamfellens]

hello. im having mixed feelings about veilguard. also. if i had a penny for every time a long awaited sequel absolutely obliterated and went scorched earth on a favourite place/faction of mine **this year**, i'd have two pennies, but its weird that it happened twice.

[dickotadrevis]

a second dante has hit the basilica

[autisticlegolas]

weird ass hill to die on but i’m physically fighting the next person who says something about how i tend to be more obsessed with men than women. its all “women can do what they want”/“we shouldn’t judge women for the harmless things they enjoy ” up until a lesbian is obsessed with spencer agnew from smosh

[ratatatastic]

"I gotta have you talk about Barkov a little bit... 'cuz, you know, he's your Captain but like... What should we know that we don't know about this guy? He's so quiet, he keeps a low profile—I'm sure that's by design—but he's the quietest, incredible superstar that...When Chris Pronger was working there (VP of Hockey OPs/Senior Advisor from 2017-2020), I remember he used to say to me, 'Hey, this guy is a Top 5 player in the game.' Even when nobody was even putting him in the Top 10 at that time, you know? But what makes him so great? What do you know about him now that you thought you knew before you got there?" "You know, well, everything—because I'm with you! I knew he was in the league, I knew he was a great player but playing on the other side—I'd see him play twice a year and I wouldn't watch that much and I had no appreciation for how good he was. But the answer—I'm gonna give you an answer about Barkov and it's not gonna be good enough... 'cuz I can't answer that question about him yet, I still haven't gotten to figure it out. I don't know to do it justice but he's this extreme perfect blend of absolutely no ego and an incredible drive to be better at the same time. So usually the guys that are really driven have a bit of an ego. Ego's not bad always, right? Maybe I'm using the wrong word to describe it but he will put his teammates and his—everything—first, and it won't bother him one bit! That's exactly the way he wants it! He doesn't want to be the first guy out, he doesn't want to—it's not that he doesn't want to do interviews because of the media! Talk to this guy! You walk in our room—you don't know hockey and you don't know names—you can't tell if he's the 1st forward or the 13th forward by the way he treats people. That's absolutely the truth! And the reason he's not appreciated as much as a player is: I have never, ever once seen him even remotely cheat to the offensive side of the game to score a point. He just won't do it. That doesn't mean he's sitting back defensively! He doesn't give a rat's ass about his point totals, he just wants to win. So he's never gonna put the numbers up that he could. If Barky decided he was gonna generate points—if somebody'd convince him, 'Hey, Barky! If you just cheat the game and score—we'd got a better chance of winning!' I don't know, [he'd put up] 120, 130 points? Like he is brilliant but he will never, ever put the game—you know, what? He wouldn't put himself in front of the game. The game demands certain things and you can't get past that no matter how good you are. There are certain things you got to do in this game and usually those are hard things... he'd never once put himself in front of the game." "You can't score 120 or 130 without cheating a little bit, right? It's just a real—" "Yeah, except those guys don't call it cheating! They call it anticipating. Bad players cheat, good players anticipate." "They see things before they happen, Paul! That's what happens!" "Exactly, exactly!"

The Cam & Strick Podcast | 9.24.24 (x)

[spacedlexi]

sees vi arcane dressed as a cop and starts vomiting 🤢🤮