#how funny would it be

[andiwriteordie]

modern day au where mike and will make a marriage pact when they’re 5 to get married if they’re still single at 30, they fall out of touch in adulthood, and then on march 22nd, will gets a happy 30th birthday message from a man he hasn’t spoken to in almost a decade.

adding this to my ever increasing list of wip ideas so ✍🏽

[mediumtires]

would it not be insanely funny if christian horner crashed the rb8 at goodwood today

[hermette-historian]

Help I’ve fallen down the TCG rabbit hole deck building game brain go BRRRR

[oof-its-me]

Ok headcanon for a fic?

Howl’s moving castle, but a girl is reincarnated as Sophie. She watched the movie in her last life and thinks she knows how it goes but is worried since her personality is not quite like movie Sophie

Turns out she was reborn in the book universe and Howl is not how she expected

Man that would be funny

[trashcreatyre]

Great news everyone, just found out that I can actually sign into ao3 on my 3ds, so now if I really wanted to, I could type out the entire next part of one of my fics with only the stylus

[severias]

I was watching YouTube in peace and this fucking ad thing came on and I was like

"funny thumbnail what if it was Richelieu and Louis"

And now I'm concidering drawing them as the damn thumbnail pic but more, 17th century obviously

Can I also just say, I didn't even watch the vid, it looked so American that I just, couldn't

Like

Damn

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Deep sea benthic Miku

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[ferret-the-overseer]

tags :3

[chloesimaginationthings]

RIP Michael Afton.. you would of loved FLAF

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[tired-all-the-time22]

Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[geezmarty]

things I drew while playing aa2. and by "things", ahah, well. let's just say. gumshoe