#how does this keep happening its so funny

[hysteria-things]

req for ethan landry:

how ethan acts when he’s jealous, write some scenarios and how he’d act PLEASE IM SO THIRSTY FOR ETHAN LANDRY CONTENT

PRIZED POSSESSION

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: grumpy!ethan landry x sunshine!fem!reader

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: scenarios where your boyfriend gets jealous.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: SUGGESTIVE, swearing, jealousy, possessiveness, making out, mentions of killing/blood, stabbing

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 3,215

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: HE’S FINALLY MAKING A DEBUT😩🙏

this setup is inspired by @042502’s chris sturniolo jealous reactions fic found here!

and most of the gifs are by @championwearingachampion :)

𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐎… sees what you’re wearing while walking back to your dorm from class.

being the boyfriend that tells you what to wear isn’t a part of ethan’s personality. he doesn’t care what your outfit is because, at the end of the day, you’re his and will always be. on this particular school day, it was warmer than usual. you’re wearing one of your basic hot weather outfits — a tank top with a skirt. nothing too fancy, but comfy and casual.

while mindlessly walking down one of the many campus trails, ethan can spot you from a mile away. he does a double take, not believing his eyes when he notices what you’re wearing.

the multiple guys staring at you up and down have his blood boiling. with that, he walks over in long strides, blocking your path so abruptly that you bump into him. you stare in shock, but smile when you recognize the person. “oh, hey! i didn’t know you’d be around here at this time.”

he huffs through his nose. “kiss me.”

“what—”

grabbing your jaw softly, he pulls you in so your lips can touch, moving in sync with hunger and passion. leaving you breathless, you look around with flushed cheeks, noticing the men that were staring at you awkwardly walk away. “was this you trying to make a statement?”

without another word, he grabs your cheeks and kisses you again before pulling back and continuing about his day.

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𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐎… despises when another man touches you.

the wetness on the thin fabric of your witch costume makes you shiver, the coldness running its coarse through your body. a small gasp leaves your lips, but one of your classmates that you’re acquainted with looks scared, a half-emptied cup in his hand while the rest of the liquid is on your dress. “i am so sorry.” he panics, grabbing paper towels on the nearest surface. “i’ll help you get it out.”

with the small napkin you have for your drink, you wipe your torso as you ensure to the boy that it’s okay. “don’t worry about it! it’s black; you won't be able to see the stain, anyway.”

“what’s going on over here?” a voice asks, the presence of ethan standing close to you. you roll your eyes playfully, resting your hand on his shoulder to let him know you’re fine.

he looks between you and the stranger before continuing. “what’s happening? don’t know how to keep your hands to yourself?”

the kid backs up abruptly, raising his hands in defense. “listen, man, i’m just helping her clean my drink that i spilled.”

ethan pulls out three crinkled-up tissues, holding them into view with a fake smile. “i have the supplies right here. now take a hike.”

the guy sighs. “my bad, bro. i didn’t know she was your girl.” he says, getting as far away as possible from the two of you.

you stomp your foot and whine. “he was just trying to help eth.”

“he was trying to get into your pants.”

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𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐎… hates when chad talks to his girl.

a giggle from your direction has ethan’s head snap towards you, noticing that you’re on your phone. he affirms in his mind that it’s just a funny video or something, but then chad laughs too. his eyes now dart over to his roommate, who’s also looking down at his phone.

what the fuck?

you and chad tap away on the screen, still finding whatever it is so amusing. ethan, however, finds this shit unamusing.

getting up from the chair, he comes over with a strained grin. he takes a peek at your phone, noticing that chad sent you a funny meme of some sort, with the text: saw this and it reminded me of you!

god, he never wanted to kill anybody more.

as everybody knows, the two boys are roommates in college. they get along fine and chad might even call ethan a friend, but deep down he hates how his buddy is with you. chad always has this charm to him that seems like it follows wherever he goes, but whenever he talks or looks in your direction, ethan can’t help but feel possessive.

on that note, you’re currently pushed up against the wall next to sam and tara’s apartment door with your boyfriend’s lips moving in sync with yours. “i don’t like how he looks at you… or talks to you.” ethan says, breaking the kiss for a millisecond before diving back in.

“but he’s your friend,” you whine, your mouth feeling puffy from the continuous heat and stimulation.

“chad is not my friend.” he says against your lips. “he pisses me off.”

“don’t”—kiss—“say that.”—kiss—“he’s nice.”

thank god nobody is in the hallway, or they’ll be getting one hell of a show. your fingertips intertwine with his curls, a small moan tickling your throat when he bites your bottom lip.

after some more bickering between sloppy kisses, he finally pulls away so the both of you can catch your breath. your eyes are glazed over, pouting while giving your boyfriend a look. he rubs your swollen lip with his thumb to clean off some spit. “delete his number, too.” he says, pecking your cheek before opening the door to go back inside, holding it for you as you follow; and deleting chad’s number in the process.

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𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐎… notices a flirty comment under one of your instagram posts.

the audacity guys have is something ethan will never understand. the amount of people trying to get with you in your comment section is so pathetic it’s laughable.

you spot your man at the designated spot where he told you to meet on campus, walking over with a big smile. “hi!” you beam, stopping in front of him to put your school bag down. when he doesn’t answer, you pout, noticing his grumpy state. “why the sad face?”

see, he isn’t the type to be insecure. sure he portrays as the shy dorky guy that a lot of people can’t tolerate, but he honestly doesn’t care what others think. nonetheless, scrolling through your posts to see guys comment about how beautiful you are when it’s obvious you‘re taken rubs him the wrong way.

he shrugs, looking up at you since you’re standing and he’s sitting. “i wish i’m the only one that can stare at you.”

“it’s not my fault everybody has eyes,” you say jokingly, trying to lighten the mood. it doesn’t work. instead, he makes a face before rolling his eyes.

snaking your arms around his neck while you throw your legs across his lap to sit, you kiss his hair. “stop worrying so much, e. i love you, not anyone else. you.” you tell him, poking at his chest and planting a long kiss on his lips. “and if you keep making faces it’s going to get stuck like that forever.”

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𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐎… keeps a close eye on you.

being on the subway is probably one of your least favorite things to do. on top of that, you got separated from ethan who stands on the other side of the subway. there’s no more available seats, so you just stand there quietly. you have your earbuds in, one of your playlists on shuffle as you patiently wait for this ride to be over. trying not to make eye contact with anybody, a small touch on your leg startles you. it wasn’t an inappropriate touch, it was one to grab your attention.

turning to see where it came from, you see a kind-looking middle-aged man smirking warmly at you. you take out an earbud. “yes?”

“would you like to switch spots? i can stand. you look uncomfortable.” he says, adjusting himself like he’s about to get up from his spot.

“no, thank you. i’m almost at my stop, but thanks for offering!” you politely decline.

the man clears his throat. “are you sure, young lady? i may be old, but i’m more stronger than i look. i wouldn’t mind standing.”

your laugh ethan knows all too well gains his attention, although he has been watching this interaction since the moment it started. hell, he’s been watching you since you guys stepped foot onto the train. he can’t hear what you’re talking about, but alarms go off in his head. what can be so goddamn funny?

BUZZ. BUZZ. BUZZ. BUZZ. BUZZ. BUZZ. BUZZ.

messages come rolling in on your phone as you feel the vibrations in your hand. sighing, you don’t have to check who it is before you open them.

ETHAN❤️

did he just touch you?

i’ll kill him

what are you doing?

girl

stop talking to him

come over here

the fuck😂

i really can’t

it’s way too crowded which makes it hard to move

i hate subways🙁

then stop talking to him

what is he like 60?

you’re cute when you act like a disobedient toddler

but you need to control that green-eyed monster of yours mr. landry

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𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐎… will threaten anybody who talks bad about you, even his father.

getting a girlfriend was far from the plan. detective bailey and quinn weren’t fond of the news that their family member got a significant other, and were even more shocked when he said it was a serious relationship. “it’s not serious, son. don’t be ridiculous.” his father would say to him repeatedly whenever ethan said he loved you when his relatives talked shit about you. however, there are times ethan feels guilty. you don’t know the ghostface persona he’s hiding, and he wants to keep it that way.

during the interrogation in the movie theater and when they revealed themselves to tara and sam, somehow bailey found a way to bring you up into the conversation, even if you had nothing to do about it. “i wonder what y/n would think.” he says sarcastically, earning a chuckle from quinn. “she’s your weakness, ethan. you’ve always been too attached, but look at you now. you’re on a roll! she’s too much of a distraction; keeps getting in the way.”

ethan grips his knife harder than before, charging forward before his sister stops him. he holds up his knife in a threatening manner. “weakness?” he repeats, scoffing. “she’s not my weakness. i. love. her. keep her name out of your fucking mouth, you hear me?”

let’s face it, he’s obsessively in love with you. he’d fucking kill for you. well, it’s not like he hasn’t done that already.

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𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐎… catches whoever says anything negative about you.

tara is hanging helplessly off of the railing in the movie theater where it’s a 2 v. 3 fighting match. the two girls scream in fear while ethan swings his knife up in the air trying to stab at tara’s ankles. she dodges each throw, unfortunately. alas, she is smart, and knows exactly what to do to get under his skin.

“do you think y/n actually loves you?” she spits, making ethan pause his actions. rage plasters over his face. “you’re just some freak in a mask. she’ll leave you as soon as this is over — if you survive, that is.”

jealousy pangs in his chest, swinging at her more violently than before. “oh, will she?” he yells, the noise of the blade slicing through the air echoing throughout the area. “maybe nobody sees it around here, but she’s mine.”

a screech falls past tara’s lips are she slips from her grip, the sharp metal in ethan’s hand stabbing her right in the abdomen. she screams, the both of them tumbling to the ground when their bodies collide with full force. “after tonight, she’ll know just how far i’ll go to make sure no one else even thinks or speaks about her.” ethan continues, raising the knife and getting ready to attack.

“gotcha!”

𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭!

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[localicecreambiter]

demi god LU time

the law of hyperfixations says you must combine interests at every given chance

adding a cut here as to not clog feeds!! its a real long post

i wanna hear thoughts too! so dont be afraid to comment. these are my personal opinions and i wanna hear if anyone agrees or disagrees :D (apologies for all the tags btw)

edit to add the stupid doodle

the gods all have favorites, and ironically none of them are their own kids (save for hades: he loves his kid. doesn't make him a good parent, but you know?)

In a more Zelda timeline abiding setting; Originally they weren't all at camp halfblood at the same time, but time shenanigans decided they were to be brought together

Imagine Chiron’s surprise when 7 of his dead campers waltz into camp (this happens EVERY SINGLE TIME they enter camp. Dionysus is completely unfazed, knowing the bs time shit the gods are dealing with atm)

By the time they enter camp in Wild’s Hyrule for the second time he kinda understands (Wind and Sky didnt have a Camp Halfblood, for the record, for obvious reasons)

Alternatively, its some form of modern au where they’re just from different parts of Hyrule (skyloft, downfall, ordonia, windfall peninsula, hyrule town (different from castle town), the list goes on) which would make a lot more sense for this kinda au (the world would’ve just had a LOT of calamities within the span of a few years, some of the heroes knowing about camp and others not so much)

(i think Legend, Wars, Time, Wind (post WW) and Four would’ve known about Camp Halfblood while the others were just kinda on their own until after their quests) meaning over half of them didn’t have prophecies and just went to deal with the issue themselves, possibly meaning on their journey they learned of camp

Ok well, all of them but Wars, who grew up at Camp Halfblood

All Zelda’s are children of Athena, save for Skyward Sword Zelda since she's the reincarnation of Hylia (yeah, im keeping the original Zelda goddesses! What of it?)

At some point fairly early on, a Zelda only had a son, who got together with Athena at some point and boom

Sky: child of Zeus 

self explanatory 

God of the skies? his name is literally Sky

not to mention how fucking powerful he is?

he was the "first" Link; Zeus was technically the first God, it makes sense (this is such a stupid reason)

The skies are his home, Zeus finding someone on Skyloft and “falling in love” with their love of the sky too results in this bad boy right here

The demise fight? Only a zeus kid could harbor lightning like that

A camp counselor in the modern setting (ik typically once you’re 18, you’re no longer a camper really, but shhhh)

Wind: child of Poseidon 

Don't roll your eyes, i've got a reason!!

the 4 wind gods throw a fit anytime he's sent on a quest (they all love him even if they won't admit it)

A world purely ocean and islands? Poseidon would have a fuckin ball

The Great Sea needed a hero, Wind was brought about more for necessity than out of the want to have a child (this leaves a hard disconnect between wind and the gods, knowing his dad didn’t really have him out of love for his mom but because the world needed to be saved)

The irony of Poseidon being the patron of pegasi and horses and Wind not knowing what a horse is will never not be a funny thought

Has more control over the wind than he does the sea (for now) 

he, like Legend, pointedly ignores that he's a demi-god, especially since he comes after the Hero of Time (kinda hard to live up to that, even outside of a demi-god au)

The ocean and winds are his mood ring: you upset him the wind gods are after you

In a modern setting, the same reason applies kinda; a quest under the sea would be virtually impossible for anyone but a child of Poseidon, and hell knows a cyclopes isnt gonna be sent (gotta love those prophecies) 

OR!! OR AND HEAR ME OUT

Wind isnt a demigod

The wind gods still adore him, but he doesn't have the hero’s spirit and i think that’d kinda translate to not being a demigod, yet still being the one who was destined to go on the quest because there just weren't any demigods to do it

Still not set on which id go with

Legend: child of Hades 

Ah yes, child of the big three goes on so many quests trope. Love to see it

he's Apollo's favorite favorite (Warriors is jealous as hell. Thats his dad! Wdym he likes Legend more????) 

Pointedly ignores the fact he's a demigod (at least, he definitely tries to)

Blessed by (and beefing with) so many gods from his quests

probably one of the few heroes who's spoken to their godly parent (trust me, it was out of obligation rather than free will)

Prefers helping out the more minor, underappreciated, and not as needy or bitchy gods (like Hestia, for example)

curses the Olympians constantly, they've learned to ignore him, hes their best questing kid

Sort of a general camp counselor since Hades doesn't really have kids (its technically his last year but hes been there the longest out of everyone)

Managed to block the oracle over iris message

After his trip to the dark world and lorule, the gods go haywire around him, much to his delight (because it means they leave him alone)

Hyrule: child of Hecate 

adopted by Hermes (much to the dismay of all the Hermes children)

I was on the line between Hecate, Apollo, and Hermes; Hyrule’s affinity for magic and the blood curse resulted in Hecate to win 

Very detached from the gods, the help he receives is never outright but more subtle blessings

The gods like to ignore Downfall after Legend died tbh (outside of modern, obviously)

Well, they still ignore Downfall as a city/country. 

Only learned of camp thanks to Legend, otherwise he wouldn’t have had a clue it existed

Wild: child of Athena 

Also adopted by Hermes 

One of the more chaotic children of Athena

The idea of Athena being his godly parent sourced from his resourcefulness and quick battle (or just general) strategies, along with his pre-calamity self being stoic and more on the critical side

Completely forgot he was a demigod and just let loose, Athena is more than slightly perturbed by him and yet so infatuated

Supervises archery at camp

Warriors: child of Apollo 

exemplifies almost 0 traits of his father other than his looks and his affinity for medicine (shit archer, shit musician, can't write poetry)

blessed by Athena during the war since he was struggling so much, she always has a soft spot for the heros since they fight to protect her daughters so hard (aka pity blessing) 

Actively beefing with Ares 

Aphrodite likes to keep an eye on him, mostly for entertainment (she woulda eaten the whole Cia debacle UP)

Very notorious in camp considering he was a war captain at the ripe age of 17; once learning of the whole Camp Jupiter has apartments and college for half bloods insisted and led a project at CHB to get something similar built (which is where he, Sky and Twilight stay after turning 18)

Twilight: child of Demeter

His love for ranch animals and caring for his farm lead me to this decision

Also the whole wolf thing, that also counts

Appalled by the fact Wind doesn't know what a horse is considering he's literally the son of Poseidon (jealous the kid can talk to Epona and he can't)

After his journey to the twilight, the gods kinda flicker between Greek and Roman around him so they tend to avoid him like Legend

blessed/cursed by Lupa, hence the wolf thing

Teaches foraging lessons at camp

Four: child of Hephaestus

He's the smithy, I couldn’t not say he's a Hephaestus kid

received a lot less help from the gods since he was one of the first 

started advocating that heros receive help from the divine after LU concludes so those after him have a fighting chance (not in the modern setting)

I havent played many of his games, but the kinstones sound like a thing Hephaestus would scatter across the earth as scrap from his creations

Not one of the fire wielders (the only one that can wield fire is Red when split, mostly because of the elemental bs in minish cap)

After drawing the Four Sword, Janus (despite being roman (i like to think the four sword would be a roman artifact, it just feels right)) was suddenly pretty interested and bestowed what wisdom he had for the demi-god

Vulcan, Neptune, Aeolus, and Ceres all came together to forge the elemental stones; the Minish were still the ones to bestow the sword to Hylian people

The gods tend to avoid him too, for the same reason they avoid Twilight and Legend (dark world shenanigans and the Four Sword)

He loves the damn forge at CHB, and was ecstatic seeing the one at Camp Jupiter

He was asked by Chiron if he would be interested in running a forge class for young demigods (be it his siblings or anyone interested) but sadly declined 

Has that air of responsibility to him, being a seasoned quester (and while his 3 doesn't stand to Legend’s 6, its still pretty sizable) hes looked up to by the younger campers

Time: child of Demeter Kronos? 

The Kokiri were so Demeter core dont even tell me they werent

I guess they’d kinda act like nymphs and dryads in a sense??

His abilities use to relate to his mother until the events of his first quest: the Ocarina of Time was designed to slowly corrupt the user, being a creation of Kronos’

However, it wasn’t really designed with a demigod in mind sooo…

Also self explanatory, the titan of time? Duh… huh?? what do you mean he was taken over?? What do you mean he was a child of Demeter?? No he wasnt lol that Neverrr happened

the reason he's the only “child” of a titan is mainly because of the fierce deity mask literally making him god-like, meaning he has a lot more power harbored in him sooo (the second he dawned that mask he discarded his old identity for that of a titan’s child, since it was also cursed object)

Don’t ask how he came to being Kronos’ kin, no one knows, not even he does (I do) (no, it does not imply a Hylian wandered into Tarturus and got out alive to have the baby)

Avoids interacting with the gods at all costs, he's weary of them as they are of him (even if he saved the world twice)

Extras :)

Ravio: child of Pluto 

blessed by Minerva for his natural quick witted nature and clever war strategies, if her own daughter can't succeed she might as well make sure ONE does

can tell if a rupee is real or not by glance alone

Sheerow scares the fuck out of the gods, which in turn means Ravio puts them on edge, a thing very few can achieve

the gods never gave him much thought until the events of albw, to which he suddenly gained like four pair of godly eyes on him

can and will plan one of the worlds most successful heists, refuses to participate 

also beefing with Ares (not Mars, Ares)

Based on my personal HC that Ravio’s some sort of artificer (be it replicating magic dungeon items or just flat out creating new ones) i think Vulcan has his eyes on him too

Hilda: child of Minerva 

by far the strangest child Minerva ever birthed

exemplifies the traits of a hero rather than a ruler

a little jealous her mother likes Ravio more than her

gods be damned, she's not going to let them neglect her kingdom anymore 

a force of fucking nature that single handedly forced a meeting with the gods and somehow forced them to agree to start restoring Lorule (she got the idea from Legend, who has done this multiple times for multiple different reasons)

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

and samut has now exited thru the red/green walker revolving door

[scificrows]

Okay, my brain refuses to think about anything other than Murderbot, so I looked at every use of the word "friend[s]" in TMBD and... created some pie charts. Normal human activities.

Some Thoughts™ I had while putting this together (under the cut):

In All Systems Red, Murderbot notes that the PresAux crew are all close friends (twice! and goes on to explain their internal relationships which I think is very cute). This is pretty much the only use of 'friends' in ASR, except for when Murderbot says that SecUnits can't be friends with each other.

It seems that this may be one of the first times Murderbot has ever really been around a group of friends before? Murderbot notes that this is not the norm for its contracts and admits that the fact that they are all friends and the way they interact with each other make it actually enjoy that contract (before!!!! the hostile attack, so it already enjoys this contract before they start seeing it as a person etc ghghhhh). [Inference: Friendship seems enjoyable.]

The first character that calls Murderbot its friend is ART in Artificial Condition. Murderbot immediately refutes this (and then goes on to call ART its friend to its clients for the rest of the book). [Inference: Maybe ART is Murderbot's friend. And maybe that is... agreeable]

Rogue Protocol has more than twice as many instances of the word 'friend' as any of the other novellas. Why? Miki. Friendship and its implications for non-humans are a central theme because Miki is friends with everyone. Murderbot initially scoffs at the notion that Miki and Miki's humans are friends. At the end of the book, after witnessing how desperately Don Abene tried to stop Miki from trying to save them, and her grief after its death, Murderbot has to admit that she had in fact been Miki's friend. [Inference: Humans can be friends with bots and can sincerely care about them]

In Exit Strategy, Murderbot tentatively uses the word "friends" for its humans for the first time (several times actually). It questions whether it can actually call them its friends or not and later realizes that it had been afraid what admitting that the humans are its friends would do to it. At the end of the book, Mensah tells Murderbot the PresAux crew are its friends, which is the first time a human has directly said that to it (at least on-page). [Inference: Humans can and want to be Murderbot's friends]

In Network Effect, Murderbot seems to be more habituated to the word 'friend', confidently calling ART and Ratthi its friends, like it is no longer just trying the concept on unsure if it fits. There are many instances in which other characters refer to MB as ART's friend or the other way around and Murderbot's humans refer to Murderbot as their friend several times. Generally, there seems to be less hesitancy, because yes, all of them are Murderbot's friends, why wouldn't they be. [Inference: SecUnits can have friends. This SecUnit has friends. They care about it a lot.]

Conclusion: The Murderbot Diaries tell the story of a construct that does not seem to consider the possibility of friendship for itself and is fine with that - until it accidentally starts caring a little too much and suddenly more and more people annex it as a friend (ew) to the point where it can no longer deny that this is happening and has to begrudgingly admit that yes, it has friends now and maybe that is actually not a bad thing.

[averagecatdoodlesenjoyer]

Why did i make this

[callmehere-iwillappear]

Donnie: ... 'Nardo, why are we here? What is this thing exactly?

Leo: I dunno, it looked fun?

Donnie: Okay, well, better question: how do you keep getting invited to these things as our family's spokesman, out of everyone? They can't even see you!

Leo: 'Cause I'm the faceman, duh!

( @the-arteest @1v1-tmntiteration-battlenexus )

[mallevsmaleficarum]

alright, since all important faculty members are evil, maybe augefort is the bbeg for senior year

[triglycercule]

What do you think the types of drunk would the murder trio be? Im pretty sure ask dusttale already answered this question about dust but i have to ask the mtt expert

see now askdusttale DID answer the question. but they didn't ANSWER the question when asked what dust is like drunk. they just said that dust is the type to drink himself blackout drunk. so that mean i have total freedom on deciding what the mtt are like drunk hehehe (rubs hands together in a villanous way that you would imagine nightmare doing or something idk)

i already have an absolutely hilarious idea for horror and it might just because i'm on the guilt section of his character analysis but i could TOTALLY imagine him being an emotional drunk. like he CRIES. horror sans man known for being incredibly guarded and private with what he feels bawling his eye out. he gets mad he gets sad he does not get happy because horror doesn't have the right to be happy. he is too upset over the fact that he fucking DOOMED all of horrortale because of his selfishness and nothing can stop him from being incredibly vocal about that fact so much so that killer had to tape his mouth shut because he wouldn't stop crying so loud. and then he just silently cries until he passes out from exhaustion. the alcohol has an incredibly strong effect on him because i dont think he would drink regularly plus he definitely hasnt drinken anything in those 7 years of starvation. it hits like a fucking plane crashing into him. or like getting his eye taken out again. either one!

another funny idea i had for killer would be like the alcohol affecting him but he SWEARS that he's still sober. he is very confused when he starts stumbling because wtf he doesnt FEEL drunk??? why is he bumping into walls and tables HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND FUCKING STUPID???? the alcohol is definitely effecting him but he swears he swears he doesn't feel drunk. hes not drunk its just the damn body doing this stupid bullshit!!!! he's still very aware of what's going on and is basically the same as sober but just like. he's wiggly he's wobbly and oh shit he just fell head face first into a tv whoops. he'd also have a high tolerance because just because. he can drink without feeling like shit until he just blacks out mid conversation with someone because his body couldn't take the toll of all the beer or whatever. hilarious idea triglycercule thank you triglycercule i know

dust in the context that we already know that he drinks AND he can fight against the human while like partially drunk.... i feel it would be kinda like a giggly drunk situation. except dust doesn't laugh at anything that's funny he only laughs when someone gets hurt or something. SADISTIC giggly drunk. because i can already imagine a half drunk dust laughing his ass off after killing the human and its a beautiful sight to me.

anyways imagine how it goes when you pair this sadistic giggly drunk with another that wont stop going through the 5 stages of grief and another that keeps on fucking falling over for no reason in his eyes. dream blunt rotation but the blunt is a bottle of vodka. i can already imagine it in my head and its fucking HILARIOUS. horror going on about how he caused the deaths of others and manipulated and tricked papyrus while killer is just trying his best to keep his eyes open because for some reason they won't stop trying to close. he is surprisingly getting frustated. dust has long since lost his voice laughing at this and he's just silent wheezing at everything. also phantom papyrus is only making the laughter worse because he keeps on making rude comments towards horror and killer and only he can hear him and its guffaw inducing. mtt amazing friend group you dont get shit like this anywhere else

[termagax]

re: "good girl" i think they say it once randomly as a joke and its just one of those things that gets him wayyy more than they expected it would. so now its their secret weapon and they use it very sparingly and every single time he gets super embarrassed about it but it works ill tell you what.

[todayisafridaynight]

Is that character gay? *points at Mine*

Allegedly.

[mixed-up-metaphors]

happy march, have some more scribbles of these losers (affectionate)

MOST of these are from february but then theres one thats like from. january. but the scribbles stood the test of time so its here i guess

oh and there's actually a somewhat colored drawing. the lighting/shadows/use of colors/literally everything is BUSTED but at least it has some level of color lol

[camelspit]

in honor of one year of stellarlune, is there anything you really like about it? there's a lot of things to hate but for you is there still some good in it?

oh! wow! interesting question!

I don't think it's any secret that I have a very deep hatred for stellarlune lmao but one scene did immediately come to mind when I saw your ask.

in the end scene, fitz mentally checking in with keefe (before he does with sophie) and stealing her dagger to give to keefe? trusting him with that?

and the fact that keefe goes through with trying to stab gisela? ough.

this was big for both of their characters I think. fitz has been here. he's held his brothers life in his hands and hes tried to end it before. he knows the anger that keefe is feeling and agh.

for him to be there? for him to acknowledge those feelings and for him to help keefe? to, despite all the tension in the last few books, give him the dagger.

the keefe/gisela and fitz/alvar parallels were strong here and I think this genuinley may be one of my favorite scenes in the book.

[synnthamonsugar]

starting a new charity to raise money to place published authors who are reylos into different fields of work for their own good and ours.

[boygirlctommy]

i madeeee sillay new characters and i love them

[starlooove]

This is the dumbest thing to get mad about…

[ghostcrows]

that damn web comic is rattling around in my brain ...