#how do you spell gorjus

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me when me when

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this was going to be a 'rgg tierlist based on how they text' post but what the fuck do you mean date's code in y6's clan creator is 'datewithmako2018' my fucking god he's literally wife

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Mandarina out here doing my boy justice I've been going crazy over these pieces all week (24-hour Cinderella is my desktop wallpaper!!)

I am so obsessed with this character! He is so fun to draw and I love his personality a LOT! We love crazy overconfident men in this house! Especially with a missing pinky and a goldy fang!

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nothing bad!- o.piastri

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summary: the sprint pisses you off, ted's notebook catches you at a bad time, you say some things, oscar posts some things, and it ends up being one of the most popular ad campaigns in history. oops.

pairing: oscar piastri (no.81) x fem! driver! reader

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You rolled your eyes as you watched the sprint end. Bullshit. Team orders had always left a bad taste in your mouth, but this was just bullshit. You sighed, looking at Mark, and he just rolled his eyes. Oscar was on par with Lando in his second season. Yes, there were some small mistakes or issues, but he was a fucking jet engine, and he deserved a team that treated him like one. He was going to be World Champion next year, you knew it, Mark knew it, everyone knew it. 

“Fucking arseholes,” Mark cursed. “What time is your quali at?” 

“12,” you answered. “I’m going to just go talk to him, see you in a bit.” 

You stood in Parc Fermé and he came up, pressing a kiss to your lips and sighing as his team congratulated him. 

“That was such bullshit,” you sighed, following him to his driver’s room after the media duties. “Wanna fuck to get all that frustration out?” 

He nodded, not even looking at the question like it was a joke. You both knew it wasn’t. “How long until your quali?” 

“An hour,” you shrugged, pulling him into his room with a smirk. 

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When you two finally resurfaced, you made your way over to your car, ready to slot it onto the grid, as you did, you were stopped by Ted Kravitz, the man, the myth, the legend himself. 

“Y/n! How are you feeling about today’s quali and sprint race?” he asked. 

“Good, yeah. Just need to get out and up there,” you nodded. You were the number one driver in F1 Academy, and F2. This weekend was an F1 Academy weekend. You’d won every race since you’d joined the series, a sweep of total domination for 2 years. 13 wins under your belt in F1 Academy, 12 feature race wins in F2, and 12 Sprint wins in F2. And you were only 22. 

“And how did you feel about Oscar’s Sprint race? You didn’t look so happy in Parc Fermé.”

You rolled your eyes. “If Lando really needs Oscar to take a side step like that over one point, maybe he’s not ready to be champion,” you shrugged. “And that’s coming from a friend.” 

You could feel the air shift as Ted smirked, knowing what a headline that would be. 

“Thanks for your time Y/n, we’ll see you on the other side of Quali,” he smiled, allowing you to walk on. 

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Pole position, again. 

It was almost funny how easy it was. 

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You made your way back into your garage and found Oscar looking proud, but slightly guilty…

“What did you do?” you asked, putting your helmet and gloves down. 

“Nothing bad,” he prefaced. “But I may or may not have posted something.”

You looked at him quizzically. “Show me.” 

He turned his phone around and you laughed. 

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oscarpiastri

liked by pierregasly, landonorris, y/nracing, and 839,231 others

oscarpiastri: get yourself a girlfriend who a) is intelligent, gorgeous, and awesome. and b) publicly humiliates your teammate over one point :)

comments

landonorris: low blow... i thanked you -> y/nracing: u forgot to thank beyonce.

user82: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS

mclaren: please take this down xxx -> y/nracing: if he takes this down i'll bomb mtc. -> mclaren: OH GREAT HEAVENS.

zbrownceo: we know this diva 💜

lilymhe: hold up im trying to spell gorjus -> y/nracing: OMG I FUCKING LOVE YOU DITCH ALEX FOR ME PLZ

carlossainz: at least you've got a leg up on lando... -> user22: ??? -> carlossainz: he hjas a girlfriend that loves him, lando's dumps him every four days -> landonorris: WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS RN????

oscarpiastri: who is this gorgeous lady? -> y/nracing: she's taken bucko -> oscarpiastri: not by lando norris 😹😹😹 (even though he asked you out first...) -> y/nracing: who the fuck would pick lando over oscar?

pierregasly: WHO IS THIS DIVA 💜

charlesleclerc: glad to see my daughter in law is still insane

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“Well, I’d better post something myself, shouldn't I?” you smirked. He nodded, a bright blush on his cheeks, knowing exactly what you were going to post. 

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y/nracing

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y/nracing: booo ln4. i'm into op81. oh yeah, also our skims collection is out on the 24th xxx

comments

user82: OH MY FUCKING GOD

user29: i have no one to talk to about this.

oscarpiastri: pretty girl -> y/nracing: pretty boy

landonorris: ??? ->oscarpiastri: I will actually gouge your eyes out, unlike this post right now. -> user92: WHAT HAPPENED TO POLITE CAT? -> oscarpiastri: his teammate became a bitch

user92: HOLY SHIT Y/N IS LOOKING GORG

lilymhe: my girl is beautiful

alexandrastmleux: my girl xxx

charlesleclerc: supporting! (with my eyes closed)

pierregasly: 👀 ->oscarpiastri: close them.

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you ready ? | carlos sainz

summary; when one time in ibiza, you made a deal with a random spanish man that if if in 5 years you weren't dating someone you would marry him... it's been 5 years !

pairing; carlos sainz x diplomat!reader

warnings; swearing ?? english isn't my first language !

an; also i'm taking requests pleaseeeeee give me scenarios i would gladly make them

fc; chiara king

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yourusername - 2016

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yourusername me after doing handstands in the pool to impress him but see ya in 5 years ig

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5 years later

yourusername - 2021

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carlos' pov

carlossainz55 - 2024

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carlossainz55 fell in love with her way before that deal trust me ! can't believe i actually get to call you MY wife after 3 years of relationship and the best years of my life, i love you y/n more than you could ever imagine ❤️

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yourbestfriend WELP I LOVE YOU GUYS

yourusername i love you too carlos and i think you've got an idea of how much i love you

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[undersea-solace]

WOAH /POS

Painter擬人化

[rul3rzr3achf4n]

Being active online has made me realize how many words I’ve never learned to spell. What do you mean it’s spelled gorjus… gor… gorgeus… no, nope, never mind, you get it.

[skitskatdacat63]

how do you spell gorjus

[jagermeistermax]

How do you spell gorjus

Gorgus

Gorjeus

[nowordsformylove]

yayyyyyy excited for all of these 😁

I do have some wips as well although a majority of the stuff I'm working on are pwps. I am almost done with a short fluffy jolenz fic thats been giving me some trouble and after that my focus is going to be on a jolenz pwp fic ft. extremely horny micky, I'm about 1K into it right now and I havent even gotten to the fucking yet so I really cant say how long its going to be or how long it will take me to write but I'll put a preview paragraph below the cut 🙈 I also have outlined the jonesmith fic I mentioned where he calls davy tiny and there is a size difference kink involved. I have some other fics (all pwp) started but those are on the back burner for now as well

Davy groaned, eyes squeezed shut as he pulled his mouth away from Micky’s to speak. “Right here Micky? What if Mike and Peter walk in and see?”

“That’s their problem.” he replied, quickly pressing his mouth once more to Davy’s and sucking hard on his lips like he was trying to devour him. Davy moaned around the tongue in his mouth and his hands gripped onto the back of Micky’s shirt. The thought of their friends walking in and seeing them wasn’t enough to get him to push Micky away. It didn’t matter anyway, it already happened once with Peter when Micky slipped into bed with Davy one morning while Peter was in the shower. He walked back in to see Micky’s head bobbing as he woke Davy up with a morning blowjob. “MICKY!” Peter had shouted in shock, and the response he got back was Micky momentarily pulling off Davy’s cock to call out a “morning, Pete” before swallowing him back down again. Peter had been flustered and quickly shut the door as the sound of Davy’s moans filled the room.

do you have any fic wips rn 😳👀

Hallo! Yes indeed I do but how long they will take to complete is a different story 😳 (by wips I mean I have maybe two paragraphs written😭)

I currently have:

A jork fic based on your ask! Where Peter’s an art student and Davy’s the model. This is the one I have the most on because, art student💅

A Jolenz pwp fic where Davy’s a virgin but the guys don’t realise it until they actively see his girl of the week try to make a move and Davy keeps pushing her away. Micky then takes it upon himself to show Davy the basics >:)

A non-ship 5 & 1 time fic about Davy being insecure about his place in the band. This is the one going the slowest I think but I have each time planned so hopefully I will finish it 💪

A Jonesmith Never Tell A Woman Yes au which is also very far on the back burner. Possibly because the whole plots already written in the song and I’m not very good at sticking to plots😭

And last but not least! Another genderfluid Davy fic! I missed writing this series so much but I just could NOT for the life of me think of a plot UNTIL I did B) This ones a hurt/comfort one and I shan’t give anymore away >:)

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HOW DO YOU SPELL GORJUS

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wenclair

wednesday: enid hasn’t responded to the photo i sent her.

enid frantically texting bianca: HOW DO YOU SPELL GORJUS

[amphibiahawks321]

[Send a photo of himself]

I miss you ♥️

......

[Some time later]

M!Reader : she's been typing for 30 minutes straight What is she typing???

[Meanwhile at the watchtower]

Wonder woman : CLARK! HOW DO YOU SPELL GORJUS!

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Going to be greedy again fr

Do you have anything else on Maine?

FREAK

FREAKLER

WEIRDO

hes so odd i love him he’s trying so hard to be a cryptid and he’s succeeding

like you find him in the woods looking to scare people and just say hi maine. the usual is it.

dress sense is crazy. he wears exculsively jorts and then complains repeatedly when he’s too cold in the winter.

this is because he is looking for attention. vermont is all ‘oh don’t worry u can wear my jacket :)’ hammy says ‘i hope u freeze.’

insane i love their trio new hampshire blatantly lies to them about the rev war and finds it hilarious. vermont was completely crushed when he learned that all the blackmail he’s been cultivating on NY was just complete lies

look i get the northeast r evil and full of hate but i consider him the favourite of the bunch. like they say please fuck off instead of just fuck off

god this man is strange. catch him eating lobster in front of his pet lobsters to ‘assert dominance’. catch him playing scrabble with YOUR grandmother to ‘assert dominance’. catch him

look he’s got no self respect and no dignity bc mass has such a FAT MOUTH. mass blabbing all his secrets before he was even sentient. it’s why he’s got to make friends with the west they’re the only ones left

i believe fully he’s a crime or horror writer and takes the writer aesthetic seriously. he’s sat there ripping his hair out bc he can’t remember how to spell gorjus. he’s on virginia’s kitchen counter asking to be put down like a dog bc he got a metaphor wrong.

furthermore bc he’s the furthest east and in the completely wrong time zone this man never gets through an entire west party. he’s asleep on a chair by 9pm and the party just has to go on around him