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It's funny how in fanfiction a man that has never even touched a woman's body, knows exactly where a clit is located.
#something i've noticed#and it's so funny when i read it#i mean how??#how do they find it everytime?
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Hey, Dickhead!
*smashes your face in with a crowbar*
#if I had a nickle for everytime Ted spankoffski beat a character played by Jeff in the face with a metal object I’d have 2 nickels#my question is how did he obtain the crowbar? did he find it in an alleyway? did Teddy randomly have a crowbar in his studio apartment?#I like to think that Ted specifically went and bought the crowbar with the last 20 bucks in his wallet purely just to smack Kilgore with it#anyway big fan of how unhinged Ted is in this scene we need more of it#formal pertition to give Ted spankoffski a crowbar again and just set him loose into the wild. I just wanna see what he does with it.#(please ignore how I don’t know how to do side profiles I’m working on it okayyyyyyy)#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#starkid fanart#fanart starkid#time bastard#time bastard nightmare time#starkid time bastard#nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#starkid nightmare time#nmt#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art
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peace
#project sekai#prsk#i find it funny how both kohane and toya are like#“ come on we gotta stop them from fighting ”#but everytime it happens they just. never do#theyre letting the chaos happen despite everything#vivid bad squad#kohane azusawa#azusawa kohane#toya aoyagi#aoyagi toya#akito shinonome#shinonome akito#an shiraishi#shiraishi an
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rewatching the first episode of Hannibal and holy shit I forgot how good this is but it's actually insane that Brian fuller set up the ep like this, he introduces will and Hannibal by first briefly showing them at their core, at the darkest, most vile part of them---we get a glimpse behind the curtain---and then its gone, the curtain is snapped shut and we see their masks, their human suits.
Will empathizes with killers because he likes it, and he wants to kill but he refuses to give into the urge because he knows how much he'll like it and he won't be able to stop. So he lives vicariously through other killers, satisfying his own dark urge by feeding it little morsels of secondhand blood lust. Every crime scene he works gives the urge something that satisfies it, not enough for it to grow, but enough for it be sate. Enough that he can ignore it for long enough that he can walk around and be Professor Will Graham who is Weird, Brash, and Non-sociable.
And Hannibal is a cannibal at night and a psychiatrist by morning.
#hannibal#hannigram#hanniblogging#hannigram brainrot is real#also ive watched the entirety of hannibal like four times and everytime i watch it i still find stuff to lose my mind over#brian fuller the brain that you have#winston my beloved#also plzzzz the way hannibal was just gonna kill jack with like no hesitation#AND the way hannibal was fucking smitten from the moment he spoke to will#like wills all like i hate eye contract its distracting as hell and hannibal is just looking at him like 😍😍😍#plss you are embarrassing yourself#also question#when will was like how do you see me and hannibal said that shit about the mongoose and the snakes and will just looks at him like ????#do yall think he was confused because he was genuinely like dude what the actual fuck are you saying#or because he understood it#and the woman at hobbs' work being like two guys from the fbi#and neither of them are technically from the fbi#just two insane dudes having a first date by larping an active fbi investigation#omg and when will shoots hobbs he realizes that oh fuck this is my chance this is my chance to kill and finally satisfy that dark urge#so after he shoots him once he just keeps shooting shooting shooting till its impossible for hobbs to survive for hobbs to be dead#till it was will that killed him
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Every time someone makes a post on here about how it’s actually fucked up for grown ass adults to have this hatred towards children, those exact adults have this urge to announce how kids deserve rights, but also they still DISLIKE them as an entire demographic. That or find ALL kids annoying
The post is about you too!
#everytime on here#just cuz y’all aren’t outright suggesting kids should be banned from all public spaces#don’t mean y’all aren’t mad weird for disliking an entire marginalized group#do y’all understand how that sounds? if someone came in here saying they simply dislike all neurodivergent groups#pull you find that understandable or would you find that offensive(hopefully)
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Rip most frenemies from F1 you would have loved the Andrea-Emily relationship from The Devil wears Prada
#'Alex are using-' 'your chassis because I broke mine? Yeah I am'#nico rosberg baby only Emily when she finds out Andrea is going to Paris can understand your pain#Me everytime I see the 'new' Redbull livery in Miranda Priestly voice 'Groundbreaking'#James Vowles @Logan 'I thought you would be different. I said to myself#go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the American boy'. I#Nico Hulkenberg is soooo Stanley Tucci coded you have no idea he's been stuck in his failgirl era for too long#very haopy about his point in China though literally made my day better#I want rge grid to watch The Devil Wears Prada and tell who or what do they think is the villain#f1#formula 1#brocedes#charlos#loscar#landoscar#galex#i don't know how to tag this#maxiel#FRENEMIES COME TO ME#lestappen#are they a frenemy?#they used to be
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I can't stop thinking about when Nona told Varun she always says love but doesn't know what it means, maybe never knew what it meant 💔
#nona the ninth#ntn#tlt#i cant find the exact quote online but it kills me everytime#because i too am full of love for everyone. i tell everyone all the time how much I love them and how much i love everything......#but like.... do i?#personal
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i can just imagine childe beating the abyss’ will down with a stick whenever it tried to make him take on a new form like it’s a particularly bad dog
genuinely unsure how to answer this ask because on the one hand yes, that's kinda funny and it would indeed be something like that had the abyss essentially come back to him time and time again like 'new form? 😳' and childe would've slapped it away like 'no!!!' like some sort of shitty spam email that lands on your regular inbox without fail, BUT
uh
the abyss only wanted him to take on one form. in cyanide that form was the foul legacy, and to be frank childe did take it. he just refused to remain with that form. and also like- for it to have reached the 'haha the abyss is like an insistent dog' status, it would've had to have been-
not agonizing. like i get the joke but the process of rejecting the abyss' insistence on taking the FL form was not only a one-time process, but also like- nearly cost him his life. so uh.
yeah
#IF the abyss had then returned with a new form for him to take and then proceeded to do that again and again#over the course of a long-ass time#enough time for childe to get powerful enough not to nearly die everytime the abyss insisted he change clothes#then yeah it would've eventually devolved into that dynamic#but i do remember childe menioning how the abyss 'offers' you one (1) form#it's not a thing that's constantly trying to turn you into a different monster#more how durin and the melusines and elynas see the world differently#and so the abyss sees all things differently#and by being within it you sort of subject yourself to its reality. and if its reality has you in a different shape#that's where the problems come#but afaik the 'different' sight the melusines and elynas and durin have isn't one that shifts and changes#i may be wrong on that tho#for the purposes of cyanide it's a set reality#it's just not one that aligns with the normal reality and that's what causes problems#what nearly kills childe is finding a way to remain in the shape he was born in as the abyss is essentially dismembering him#and the FL transformation is him gaining enough power to dismember himself into the form the abyss wants#and then dismember himself again back into his usual human form#so it feels- odd; to think of it like childe beating the abyss with a stick like a bad dog#not that i don't see the humor of course#like i said i don't know how to answer this ask hahah
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i haven’t been here much recently, and i’m sorry i’ve only been negative on the off chance i’ve been online, but let me just say one last piece before the end of this month, so that maybe the next might be better….
#or maybe my time here ends w this month…i’m not sure i guess it all depends on how i feel but as of right now#everytime i think i'm fine i open tumblr and immediately am sad again the whole app has become my doomscroll at this point#i got a notification on a random talking post from a while ago and it felt like reading the words of a completely different person#lately i find it difficult to find any joy here at all when it always feels so lonely… a type of loneliness i’ve never experienced before#everyone always has ppl interacting w them who are interested in their stuff or are always sent things that are reminiscent of them....#i’m always praised for remembering stuff abt other ppl but i wonder if anyone remembers anything abt me#what is it about me that is so forgettable am i dull am i uninteresting did i not solidify myself enough do you guys just not like me lolz#but i don't want this to come across as guilt tripping or being ungrateful to what i do have because ik comparison is the death of joy but#it's still hard to watch when it's so in your face and it makes me think if ppl only talk to me because they feel obligated to#because anyone can say empty words.... i wish my perception of things didn't turn bitter i wish i hadn't become so jaded but#over and over i've felt irrelevant cast aside overshadowed and i cannot exist in a place where i feel like i'm a ghost in the corner#idk i've never felt like This before and i'm at least glad it's something i can walk away from by just....leaving...#sad that this used to be somewhere i can run away To but now it's become somewhere i want to run away From#i don't know...even if i get over whatever this is...things will never be the same for me... i just don't think i belong here#if only i had never made this blog then i would have saved myself a world of turmoil
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Me trying to look up images of Odysseus for designing reasons and 90% of the images are AI
#DIE DIE DIE DIEREEEE#I do NOT want to take inspiration from ai garbage#it’s insane how most of them were AI!!! finding a real artist was rare!#I hate it#everytime I look up images it’s nothing but ai#me and my homies HATE ai art
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Gojo gives a note to sukuna like : "I wanted to write
A cute hikyu for you
Do you wanna smash?"
He does not, in fact, end up smashing he gets a long winded passionate lecture about the art of poetry and tries hollow purple-ing himself halfway through
GDJDHDJDJFFHFDJF worst part is, gojo IS capable of good poetry. and sukuna know this. but he likes lecturing (and poetry), even though satoru spends 90% of the time talking back and finishing sukuna's sentences, giving supposed correcting comments (that get debated. and then debated back. and so on and so forth)
but sukuna keeps at it, and satoru does learn quite a few things. technicalities that instantly improve his verse. or at least align it more towards heian era style poetry. sukuna is proud.
and THEN they fuck. obviously
#jjk#f.ask#sukugo#satoru relates it to more modern style. and talks in reference point to that. he does have slight knowledge of olden poetry tho#and then on the flipside satoru teaches sukuna more about modern arts. old man that he is. he needs to get with the times.#but also omg do u think sukuna sings? or at least tends to be someone who hums under his breath? it suits him.......#and what does he listen to? reggaetón. obviously#everytime teaching is involved in anything ship i always think about that part in hidoku shinaide where maya has like a test the next day#and he has to study so the other guy forgot his name starts whispering the formulas into his ear while they're having sex so he can learn#them. and then the next day. maya is in the middle of his test and he gets a bo/ner#in the middle bc thinking about what he learned made him be plagued him with memories of them fucking#is this relevant. no.#but also yes#sukugo teach each other WHILE they fuck#also gojo DOES end up making a Beautiful poem. but it virtually says the same thing. still an invitation for sex#and sukuna follows it. and they have a lil exchange. with each poem more deranged than the previous. but also much more polished as well.#someone 1000 years later finding an exchange of poems by the great sukuna and Gojo prominent figures in the poetry world.#they translate them. it's all just about how much they wanna tear each other apart (sexually) (and non as well let's be honest)#honeslty. i would LOVE to see sukugo teach each other things. it would be amazing.#somehow they are turned on by how annoying the other is
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when you’re a genius but cursed older brother and you have terrible grief coping skills regarding the death of your little brother, but to wildly different outcomes
(meanwhile Natsu and Ortho are in the back, trying to figure out whether or not Natsu can eat lasers. he cannot)
#fairy tail#twisted wonderland#fairy tail x twisted wonderland#yes I am still on my bs#zeref dragneel#idia shroud#if I had a nickel for everytime this happened....#though I do find the comparison hilarious#like two cursed dudes who effectively run or can run the shadow government#and one of them is a really good older brother#and the other decided let the curse take its course and then chucked his brother at a dragon and cut all contact#obviously zeref's curse is worse but#seeing mavis function hits home how bad zeref was at managing lmao#also I am vetoing idia's jacket it is a nightmare to draw
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1.10 / 1.09
#something to be said not just about how Ibrahim aims to replace his past family with his present bond with Süleiman (and Musti and Mahi#branch off of that bond) but also how Hatice fits in all of this - the one Ibrahim leans on everytime he's likely to lose SS is *her*#she isn't just the future he wants to secure in the castle but also the past he yearns for outside of it especially in that initial period#of their relationship; and not just any past but a very particular fragment of it - the next most valuable person of his past other than#his brother: his *mother*. it's no wonder him playing *his mother's* melodies with the violin marks the beginning of their story and stays#an important motif throughout. just like Ibrahim's mother Hatice is so familiar yet so out of reach (and this unreachability accumulates in#E13 - Ibrahim leaves for Parga thus returning to his past but leaving Hatice behind but *then* finding out his mother is gone too.#*both* people he wants to be close to soo much are *gone* in that moment. there's a link between them because of this. also Hatice tieing#lbrahim's mother to “heaven” as well and her “looking at their happiness from above” Ibro responds with in E14.) Hatice will distance#more and more from that role later on until lbrahim starts to outright abandon this whole 'return to the past' idea with Hatice and#search for it through Nigar instead. but yeah anyway I feel these two scenes are the perfect encapsulation of how complicated#the past is for lbrahim; he avoids remembering it because it *hurts* to remember both because why would he remember it when he already has#an established future and because deep down he resents what he's become and established as that isn't ever permanent and he's lost all else#*himself* most of all as who is a person without his roots? he wants to forget them but can't ever do it so what's left is replacing them#*all of them*; when he finds Hatice too he wants to have *both* her and Süleiman and SS marrying Hatice off directly challanges that want#up to that point he believed in the possibility of their love more than Hatice did; now? he seems as lost as she is not knowing what to do#the only way not to lose either of them is accepting Süleiman's order convincing himself that this is how it should be no matter how much#that hurts and would bury him even deeper; he can't bear it so he searches for a solution - and when he sees Rhodes sea? it hits him#it hits him how low he's actually sunk through the losses and if he can't “fully* replace the past he'll *fully* return to the past letting#*everything else* once hidden out as well. not to mention how right before he left to Parga he was brought to fear for his literal death#and then he is given more power that also brings some uncertainty with it and that likely scared him cementing his departure for Parga#directly following Piri Pasha's advice to let power go as it won't let *you* go#(btw a big contrast between S01 and S03 Ibrahim can be drawn in his relationship with Piri Pasha and his relationship with Ebusuud)#magnificent century#muhteşem yüzyıl#muhtesem yuzyil#ibrahim pasha#(sorry for the disorganized tags but if I kept it like it was I would've exceeded the limit before I even finished 😅)#(just Ibrahim and Hatice in general are people who latch onto each other to get over their losses and ache for peace amidst their turbulent#lives and positions and that's what keeps them close and will later too)
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Haha crow you've been playing dragon age: the veilguard for three days straight!! Surely this means you'll draw your Rook or maybe some of the new companions-
Me, who has been thinking of my Surana non stop since I met Davrin: uh
#dragon age#oc: aviae surana#worldstate: mage rights#dragon age origins#hof#surana#hero of fereldan#warden surana#everytime we do something with the wardens i think about her. the chalice recovered from ostagar...#the fifth blight was mentioned once for like a second and i had to pause the game to put my head in my hands#i keep thinking about how she would react to the companions#she would like davrin even if his views on wardens annoy her a little (she doesnt view them as heroes. not anymore not after the blight)#her and emmrich would be so fucking annoying together. her and bellara too#she would find lucanis fun and treat him like hes family. she would also probably scold him like shes his mother (even though shes only 39)#my art#my ocs
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project of insanity finally done. i can play the game now
#everytime i turn on fates instead of the title screen i get a banner that says WELCOME TO RAREPAIR HELL ASSHOLE#ann plays fates#this actually didnt take me as long as i thought it would god bless#i appreciate the template bc i need to visualize these guys its not good enough for me to just have a list#also lets me judge beforehand if any of the kids are ugly#i dont love all of the hair choices but none of them are absolutely horrendous so im fine#also had to find places to shove my yuri pairings in and the men repeat bc im not editing that#obvs this was made for vanilla gameplay but im not doing that#counted and literally only four of these are possible in vanilla gameplay 😭#so theres that 😭 though some of them definitely SHOULD have been vanilla game…#cough ryo/scar cough elise/hayato#but whatever#some of these look a little nonsensical on paper#however i dont think vanilla game fates pairings often make sense anyways#so if anything i think its all very fitting#do you think the people of nohrshido look at corrins army and just go wtf??? how are u yall dating within eachother#jesus
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examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk
#BEGONE!!! *wizard beam blast leaving a black smoking crater in the middle of the tumblr dashboard*#I think another downside to everyone doing everything on phone apps on shitty tiny screens nowadays is the inability to really see details#of an image and thus its easier to share BLATANTLY fake things like.. even 'good' ai art has pretty obvious tells at this point#but especially MOST of it is not even 'good' and will have details that are clearly off or lines that dont make sense/uneven (like the imag#of a house interior and in the corner there's a cabinet and it has handles as if it has doors that open but there#are no actual doors visible. or both handles are slightly different shapes. So much stuff that looks 'normal' at first glance#but then you can clearly tell it's just added details with no intention or thought behind it. a pattern that starts and then just abruptly#doesn't go anywhere. etc. etc. )#the same thing with how YEARS ago when I followed more fashion type blogs on tumblr and 'colored hair' was a cool ''''New Thing''' instead#of being the norm now basically. and people would share photos of like ombre hair designs and stuff that were CLEARLY photoshop like#you could LITERally see the coloring outside of the lines. blurs of color that extend past the hair line to the rest of the image#or etc. But people would just share them regardless and comment like 'omg i wish I could do this to my hair!' or 'hair goallzzzz!! i#wonder what salon they went to !!' which would make me want to scream and correct them everytime ( i did not lol)#hhhhhhggh... literally view the image on anything close to a full sized screen and You Will SEe#I don't know why it's such a pet peeve of mine. I think just as always I'm obsessed with the reality and truth of things. most of the thing#that annoy me most about people are situations in which people are misinterpreting/misunderstanding how something works or having a misconc#eption about somehting thats easily provable as false or etc. etc. Even if it's harmless for some random woman on facebook to believe that#this AI generated image of a cat shaped coffee machine is actually a real product she could buy somewhere ... I still urgently#wish I could be like 'IT IS ALL AN ILLUSION. YOU SEE???? ITS NOT REALL!!!!! AAAAA' hjhjnj#Like those AI shoes that went around for a while with 1000000s of comments like 'omg LOVE these where can i get them!?' and it's like YOU#CANT!!! YOU CANT GET THEM!!! THEY DONT EXIST!!! THE EYELETS DONT EVEN LINE UP THE SHOES DONT EVEN#MATCH THE PATTERNS ARE GIBBERISH!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THEY ARE NOT REAL!??!!' *sobbing in the rain like in some drama movie*#Sorry I'm a pedantic hater who loves truth and accuracy of interpretation and collecting information lol#I think moreso the lacking of context? Like for example I find the enneagram interesting but I nearly ALWAYS preface any talking about it#with ''and I know this is not scientifically accurate it's just an interesting system humans invented to classify ourselve and our traits#and I find it sociologically fascinating the same way I find religion fascinating'. If someone presented personality typing information wit#out that sort of context or was purporting that enneagram types are like 100% solid scientific truth and people should be classified by the#unquestionaingly in daily life or something then.. yeah fuck that. If these images had like disclaimers BIG in the image description somewh#re like 'this is not a real thing it's just an AI generated image I made up' then fine. I still largely disagree with the ethics behind AI#art but at least it's informed. It's the fact that people just post images w/o context or beleive a falsehood about it.. then its aAAAAAA
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