#how did you guess ?

[holy--milk]

my official ranking list of all JGY ships:

every JGY ship is the best ship on account of having JGY in it

[incorrect-sonic-the-hedgehog]

Connection

Opal: Sonic and I have the kind of connection where we finish each other's--

Sonic: Sentences

Opal: *rearing up la chancla* DO NOT INTERRUPT ME

[incoherentscreaming101]

fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anatomy fuck anato-

[ashersbraincell]

The blorbo. The silly. The little unhinged fella. AUGHHHH

(Yes im ok. Maybe)

[windstir]

thinking about the anger and guilt serge must feel because gilbert's abusers never got any repercussions and they all got to live long, fulfilling lives, meanwhile gilbert didn't even get to graduate school (because they escaped) and didn't even get to 18, he didn't even get to be an adult, and on top of that his last few months of life were AWFUL because of the opium, the abuse, the alcohol ...

[six-demon-bag]

[th30sstuff]

The rule is that if you've interacted with me three times in a day we're best friends already, you're stuck with me.

[the-corvid-witch]

i drawing of the end of my dream last night

can you guess who's in the bed with me maybe? :3

[steelandblood]

Whumpee who is usually strong and stoic, but she has horrible debilitatingly painful periods that leave her completely non functional, just crying and throwing up from the pain.

Bonus points for historical/fantasy setting with no easily available effective painkillers.

[aspiringcorvidae]

i just rewatched 15x20 and i now have a very strong urge to go tell my younger brother i love him

[the-greatest-8]

"This is a child," They state, with their eyebrows furrowed and lips pursed, "you have brought me a small child."

Now, I have never claimed to be the smartest tool in the toolshed- However, I begin to feel as though there was a misunderstanding. "..Yes?" I answer, and watch as their eye twitches. I ponder if perhaps, by chance, they did not want this child. Surely that must be it. I glance at the child I acquired.

The child in question peers up at me from their resting place, which is my foot. They have wrapped their little arms and legs tightly around my leg, and have refused to release it. I wonder if they have also come to the conclusion they were the wrong child too.

I look back up at my.. employer? Friend..? ..The person of whom I have collected a child for, and watch as they stuff their face into their hands while letting out a choked laugh(?). I feel my own face scrunch in confusion, I could have sworn they were upset. Maybe they simply were surprised at how well I did? Yes, I decide, they were just expecting me to take longer.

I smile, remove the child from my leg, and gently place them in my.. persons chair. I pat the kids head and start to leave, ignoring the spluttering behind me. Strange, I think, it almost sounded like they were telling me to 'Wait' and 'That is not what I MEANT.' I ignore it, and enjoy the dopamine from a job well done.

[ex0rin]

not me making a gifset that I know only like 15 people will reblog even though it's taken me like three days to make 😅

[reallyintoscience]

They should invent fandom-informed therapy. Your intake is describing your lifelong progression of blorbos and any platform disintegrations and shipwars you've been through. It'd be so much faster and more accurate than talking about actual life.

[moiracolleenodell]

So, about Rahab

My dad recently wrote and recorded a parody of Ray Stevens’ “Ahab the Arab” about Rahab, the sex worker in Jericho who helped the Israelite spies get out of the city, and she let the spies out of her home, which was built into the walls of Jericho, on a red rope, which she left in place to let the Israelite soldiers know to spare her and her household, right?

And at the end, he talked about how she ended up being the ancestor of Jesus of Nazareth, and I got to thinking today:

Who has two stories’ worth of bright red rope lying around? Sounds to me like Rahab wasn’t just your everyday sex worker, but an ancient dominatrix with expertise in bondage.

And then, it occurred to me that there’s a tradition in Japanese Christianity that Jesus spent some years living in Japan.

So I’m wondering: was Jesus’ great-great-however-many-great grandmother an early pioneer of Shibari, which she passed down to her descendants, and which Jesus brought to Japan in the first century? Did Jesus connect with sex workers in Israel by teaching them how to tie up their clients as part of his ministry?

[cloversugar]

i love how my tumblr and even tik tok feed cater to my interests before i have to say anything about it. that’s very “i know what you are” feeling.

[8008135sblog]

It’s not small, her hands were just huge!