#how am i supposed to kiss him like this
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Piera is taller than me bcs this is what the height difference between Miguel and me irl would be
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tying a bow on lighter’s biceps……mwheeheh
ANON IM GOING INSANE THINKING ABOUT ITT trying to keep this sfw but just know i’d do more than tie up his biceps 🤭
i think he would question it a little when you come up to him with some rolls of ribbon in your hands. he thought this was something about ‘coquette’ that lucy had talked about the other day, so he initially didn’t refuse.
but now here he was in your shared room, shirtless while his eyes followed your hands. you had told him to relax, not to flex his muscle and stay still as you snipped a piece of ribbon off of the roll. you took his arm and began tying the ribbon around his bicep.
you checked in with him, asking if it was too tight. he was still confused but shook his head, letting out a low “no” right after. once you were done, you gave a couple soft pats on his arm. a pretty pink bow tied up around it, feeling satisfied with yourself.
“now flex your muscles.” a big mischievous smile on your face as you waited for him. at this point, he knew you were teasing him in some way but he’d at least entertain you.
it didn’t take much strength for him to make the ribbon pop right off, as if it wasn’t even tied on properly in the first place. “what’s this for?” his eyebrows raised as he picked up the ribbon. he pulls down his sunglasses just a little, his eyes capturing yours.
“just for fun. you’re really strong aren’t you, undefeated champion?” hearing you call him that with your oh so teasing voice made him weak in the knees. he pushes up his shades, trying to hide the blush behind them. you were already cutting up more pieces of ribbon before he could say anything else, not like he could say anything else without sounding like a lovesick fool. little did he know, you’d have a lot more than ribbons for him. stickers, cute bandaids and more were in your pocket but you’ll ease him into that…
#lumiresponds ˚✧₊⁎☆#lighter zzz#lighter lorenz#zzz lighter#sorry this one’s a little short#i feel like i’ve been very down horrendous for him#which means that i have to stop myself from writing anything suggestive#and with his trailers and everything#how am i supposed to NOT be down horrendous#but also want to kiss him stupid#and take care of him and give him so much love#sobbing crying i cant wait for his release#its so soon it really is so soon
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y'all ever think about how j.oongi wears eyeliner 😳 I do. A lot haha.
#ash rambles 💚#watching him get ready in the morning.. ajdhwndbqnhd#also. i um. i'd love to do some makeup on him someday if he's good with that!#ash leaning in close.. putting some eyeshadow on him...#ahahaha i wonder why ash's face is covered in lipstick marks later!!!!!! hahaha!!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳#i...um. they have fun. I'm not really an eyeliner girlie so much as i am a really bold + colorful eyeshadow girlie but. hey.#he can do some makeup on me too 😳#i know he mentions taking really good care of his appearance. he KNOWS he's hot.#which i suppose makes sense considering the guy he's a body double for looks like THAT and happened to run a fucking sex club#... man he was so hot-#also it's pretty funny that he was like 'yeah lol i was handsome before the plastic surgery too-'#but my point was#these two are very much the Doing Skincare Together kinda couple. i do some basic stuff (i'm a very loyal tretinoin girlie)#but he has many steps that he puts Ash on. it's pretty fun. they bond a lot when they do their skincare together!#but also in his bingo he does mention feeling insecure about pimples... sir. you're so hot. that's only gonna make you hotter in ash's eyes.#man... ahkdhwjwhwjdjw. this crush on him is. so freaking strong wjdhwjrh#but also. since he takes such good care of his appearance. ash is also the only one that gets to see him how he is in the morning.#no makeup.. messy hair.. omg i found fanart of him with his hair down and i just AJSJAKDHSJSHQJDHQJDHJSDHHWHDHWGD#J.OONGI H.AN THE MAN THAT YOU ARE......#I'm so normal about him i swear#god and i havent even played his game yet... I'm so cooked aren't i wjehwjdhwje#because of the tiktok ban and the such I've been downloading all my saved tiktoks and i have.. so many edits of him.. UGH THAT VOICE......#i dont play with the english dub but his english voice.. AKDHWJDHWJFGQJDHW also the other day (yesterday lol) i wrote their first kiss#and how ash gives him a really soft kiss. and while she's pulling away he grabs her and kisses her hard. it gets pretty heated ngl#they've been pining for so long and he was tired of holding his feelings back. they uh. they make out. a lot. haha.#AHDKAHDJAHSNHA#😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳#like a flowing wind 🔳
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goodnight everyone I am traveling to the secret gardens in my mind where Maximus is alive and in love with me
#i have been dreaming of him all day#dreaming yearning longing desiring wishing aching burning pining#in these secrets gardens we have a little cottage and an orchard and a bunch of horses and mountains and rivers etc#but most importantly: we have each other and we are IN LOVE#all the time#my one true happy place#had a crazy exhausting day and didn’t have time to come reblog and post a bunch of stuff#so i am pushing it to tomorrow and spending tonight just. longing for him#can’t stop thinking about how much i wish he was my beloved husband#and i know it’s kind of dumb but. i wish i had a little son who looked like him 😭#idk i’m in a mood and wishing we had a little family together#he’s everything i dream of and so much more#just. longing for him to come warm me up for the winter and fill my heart with love forever#what am i supposed to do with all this love i have for him??#where does it all go??#i just yearn for him and it never ends#oh to just. have him sweep me up in his arms#i just want to kiss his sweet face and listen to his lovely voice and fall asleep listening to his heart beating#i just!! yearn!!!#maximus when will the stars align and bring you to my doorstep#when will i be pulled into your orbit#until then i am a mere sunflower craning to see you as you pass overhead everyday#the days and nights are so long without him#i am. poetic and dramatic this evening#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe#text posts
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
↳ moments that make me cry
#PATERNAL RELATIONSHIPS. GUARANTEED TO MAKE ME SOB.#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#dennis reynolds#frank reynolds#mac mcdonald#charlie kelly#ada's gifs#ada speaks#dennis holding brian jr makes me. full on cry.#the way he goes from awkwardly holding him & trying to play it off like he doesn't care. nervous laugh and a glance back at mandy.#'am i doing it right?' i'm not fit to be a father. this is completely foreign to me.#tips his head against his son's. clenches his jaw. tries so hard not to cry with everyone standing there watching. hugs him closer.#says he's done saying goodbye and then backs away with a look of visible upset when mandy tries to take brian jr from him.#and. dennis kissing frank. at first going to hug him but deciding against it. too intimate. too much commitment.#and again... 'am i doing it right?' is this is how sons are supposed to act with their fathers? ''was that okay to do?''#charlie just wanting someone to be there for him. to care for him. to care *about* him.#and frank. who caused immense damage to dennis in the short stints when he was actually around. but *was* around.#frank makes everyone realize that they are what charlie needs right now. that they all love charlie.#dennis. who is grateful for frank having been there. as abusive and selfish as he may have been. dennis took that and closed himself off.#taught himself to guard against it. shut off his feelings. prioritize himself above all else. he's Strong because of frank's neglect.#incredibly damaged. unhappy. but Strong.#because the ones who are supposed to care about you most in the world just don't. YOU have to care about you. that's how frank lived too.#charlie has chosen to avoid his entire life.#and now he's been forced to confront it all. he'd been content not knowing if frank was his biological father.#he had a father figure who cared for him. and he wasn't around because he didn't know charlie was alive. he thought bonnie aborted him.#but the reality of it all is that charlie's biological father avoided too. he knew charlie was his son. he spoke to him and *lied* to him.#and just as soon as they reconnect and have a chance to make up forty years of lost time#he dies. he fucking dies. and leaves charlie alone again. to carry him up a goddamn mountain by himself. shouldering this grief and anger.#charlie can't be selfish. he isn't allowed to now. because his dad died and left him one last task. he still doesn't want to let him down.
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just got kissed for the first time in over a decade 😵💫
#no thoughts just 😵💫😵💫😵💫#it was good i think? different than expected#i was expecting like a sweet chaste little peck but he WENT for it lmaoo#the kiss itself idk about bc i've never really been wowed by any kiss bc its always a bit awkward#this was too but probably less than any other kiss ever for me#and i did enjoy it bc of who it was if not for the kiss itself#probably would have enjoyed it more if i wasn't on the verge of a panic attack about it 🤣#but i am an overthinker lol#it was nice though i think#bc i really wanted him to kiss me to i think any kiss would have been nice#anyway going insaneeee#also before we kissed i told him i havent been kissed since i was 15 and he looked like his head was gonna explode which was flattering 😂#and i was worried i wouldn't be any good at it but he was very complimentary 🤣#and followed me out of the car for another one lollll#anyway gonna lose my mind fr#like not to get my hopes up and get all excited super early in a relationship but idk...#it's cornyyy but i've never felt like this tbh#been worried for years that im not capable of love but i dont worry abt that now 🥺#every relationship has been so painfully awkward and empty before now and now im just like oh. this is how it's supposed to feel#ALSO he has been asking me out nearly every time i've seen him for TWO YEARS an it just went over my head 🤡#anyway love makes u stupid that's all i have to say goodnight <3#personal#don't reblog#this has been a shitpost#in the moment it didn't seem like a great kiss but now i cant stop thinking abt it and really want to do it again so it must have been 🤣
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listen if emmrich turns into a skeleton it wont kill me… i’ll still romance that old man… but like truly i dont want that at all. it will upset me just a little bit lmao
#datv spoilers#like idk how do you fuck when you’re BONES? how does that work#imagine hugging a skeleton ewwwww#cuddling at night? 😭#every time he gets cold you hear his stupid bone body chattering??#bitch how am i supposed to kiss you when you have no MOUTH#dinner dates??? he can’t eat anything bc he has no STOMACH? it just passes thru him like a halloween skit?#IDK FJFJDJEJOWJFJ I CANT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY#i saw some people theorize hes a spirit and i think thats a much cooler theory#i just want him to be an old man idk leave my peepaw alone!! 😭#idek where people get these theories from i think theyre just saying it just cuz#thats my hope. manifesting my guy keeps his skin suit 🧘
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SCREMS my snautsticic child he is trying ok!!!!!! one tiny snake human hybrid built from the cave-ground-up, , attempting to learn all the implicit rules of humanness?! as if it isn't already tough enough out here!!!!
#ALL he has to work off of is the Great Serpent's memories? fuzzy clips of ppl he might have seen or interacted with??#depending on the kind of snake he was he could have a variety of defense mechanisms#he could have had to suppress his hissing instinct. or maybe he contorted his body in that adorably vertical corn snake way when he scared#big baby eyes trying to mimic the ppl around him but they are busy being judgemental#so many stupid little human things that villagers try to explain to him as “that's just the way it is” or “never really thought about why”#and yakumo just stares in disbelief bc how could u have never thought about the concept of goosebumps#you're telling me ur skin turns into plucked-bird-skin when you're cold or frightened and that is completely mundane?#you're telling me that when ppl try to hug you it is NOT because they want to strangle u to death and eat u????#how much strength am i supposed to put into a hug then. NOT bone crushimg??????#WHAT EMOTION IS THIS GESTURE SUPPOSED TO CONVEY#the tags tho#now imagining blade and yakumo shaking hands and discussing “why are humans such funky lil guys and why do they do the things they do”#several of the non-humans gather in a monthly meeting like:#on today's agenda: WTF is kissing. why are they smashing their food holes together.#one week they bring in a guest human (edmond?) and ask him all of humanity's big questions from non-human POV#and edmond's just like ??? i don't know???!?!??#and eberyone throws up their arms in frustration bc if humans don't make sense to the humans then what are we supposed 2do#nu carnival yakumo
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what do you people think. if Esen was alone when Ouyang returned from Bianliang. would they have kissed
#i can only imagine them kissing and Ouyang going ''come back to bianliang with me'' in between kisses in a true homme fatale manner à la WBX#me?? starting a new WIP at 4 am??? it's more likely than you think#i've been relistening to That Almost-Kiss scene on audiobook and i'm unwell now thinking abt what could have been if Esen didn't talk#not that a kiss alone would have fixed them but it would have been something#and after that their next scene is ''come to bianliang with me''#and apart from everything going on there it's so evident how badly Ouyang wants to be kissed and touched again#''He stopped in front of Esen. Close enough to touch.'' he didn't need to do that. he did that on purpose.#that feeling when you're actively flirting with the guy you've been in love with for years while also inviting him to be killed#how am i supposed to recover from that
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listen they’ve gotten REALLY deep in discussion REAL fast in quite a few conversations we've had; at some point in this campaign they’re just gonna have to spin a wheel of random ass topics to get started
#my art#its a shitpost batman#Pirate Campaign#Enososin Folook#Abaddon Diallos#very embarrassed by how attached I get to NPCs who I'm very clearly not supposed to get attached to (Pandoraim Bromeli Sylas etc)#however. this will not stop me. I will continue causing problems with this fact#will he betray us? MAYBE. PROBABLY. will I cry? YES.#Am I still gonna be his friend/playfully flirt with him because I believe that he can do good deeds even if not the best person??? YEAH.#also. I like him!!! I want to give him kisses! so sue me! hgh.#rea's trash
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Rafe is 6’2, that’s an entire foot taller than me. how tf am I supposed to kiss him
#lowkey only just now had this thought#bringing a step ladder w me everywhere i go#like yes hes tall uwu#but how am I supposed to shower him w kisses if i cant reach him 😭😭
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suspension of disbelief can only do so much sometimes lol
#watching the wolverine and laughing my ass off#like i am genuinely gasping for air oh god#LIKE I GET IT I REALLY DO BUT#i cant stop pausing and cackling please send help#yeah i get why so many people say the movie is bad#its funny for me at the very least so lemme finish it and i'll get back here to the tags#ICAAANT#well at least i can say now that ive watched the wolverine fight ninjas#WHAT#btw sorry but its pissing me off how they keep dangling women without developing their personalities in front of logan as if this-#motherfucjer would give an actual fuck HE WOULD NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH NONE OF THESE WOMEN IN DAYS#wait is it my aromantic ass not getting it....#I CANT TELL APART WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE MOVIE ROMANCE LOGIC FROM ACTUAL REAL LIFE ROMANCE HELP ME BAHSHAHSH#i think i accidentally made logan aroallo in my head... apologies.....#WHAT IS THAT THAAANNGGG#yukio ure theonly one that can save this mess cmon girl#WHY ARE THEY DECLAWING HIM KITTY NOOOOOO#what#I CANT BREATHE THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS OH GOD#okay damn well#yuck yuck yuck <- it keeps seeing logan kissing underdeveloped women with no personality that they clearly put there for the malegaze#anyways that was a silly movie it was alright#dont care too much mostly bcs i was already told it gets retconned in the next movie so#vanya strawberry flavored
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Persona romance routes are all pretty bad but damn they really hit rock bottom with p3p femc route like the misogyny is very blatant and it’s almost hilarious like look at the Shinjiro romance. When you do his social link he’s like very clearly respectful of Kotone as a leader and explicitly says stuff like "oh yeah you’re clearly the best fighter we have, I don’t really know much about fighting like you do, I hope I’m not dragging you down, you’re doing a good job as leader just remember to take care of yourself, everyone looks up to you I know you can rely on them" etc. like he has faith in her leading abilities. But then when you romance him he’s like got dialogue like "bwah bluh i gotta look after you because you’re a GIRL and you need to stick by me, a big strong MAN so you don’t get hurt" and "don’t wear that revealing outfit in front of other guys 👺" and it’s like. Does he respect her or not and also like it doesn’t make sense for him to look down on her for being a girl cuz he literally has never not been led by a girl leader during his time in sees and Mitsuru in particular really has her shit together when it comes to being responsible and a good fighter and she’s always known the most about Tartarus
It’s also like. Idk maybe its just me I’m not a girl so FUCK IF I KNOW but to me the appeal of romancing Shinji is the fact that he’s sweet and sensitive and gentle and has respect for you despite the fact that he acts all scary. That’s like, what made me like this character in the first place. But the writers seem to think what women want is for a BIG STRONG MAN to protect them because they are just DELICATE WOMEN who are inferior in every way it’s like. Shut upppp thanks
#persona#persona 3#shinjiro aragaki#this is soooooooo obviously not the only romance route that sucks in this game yall know which one im referring to 🤨#and i actually tend to think of the shinji romance as the best one in the series cuz at least his confession scene is the only unique one#that really highlights who he is as a character and goes with the story#but ughh just idk its so annoying how the writers cant decide if hes sexist or not its really weird and its like#really shows how poorly the writers think of women playing their game its like all the romance options are trash and then your boyfriend is#sexist to you and its so clearly done in a way thats supposed to be romantic which is. ew#like idk if my partner was like talking about how i need to stay close to them because im a weak girl and they are strong man#especially when im literally the leader of the team and have been doing perfectly fine thus far and am clearly the strongest here#id simply run him over with a bulldozer#and its like this will all the guys in this game its like girl shut up and eat glass#meanwhile when youre a male protagonist your gf will kiss your ass to the point its infuriating#and their character arcs can never be too grand cuz then they might not wanna fuck you if they realize they have worth#uh sorry my brain is all over the place basically i hate persona romances lol and i hate how they wrote shinji in his#like dammit i dont want him cuz hes gonna protect me like a man i want him cuz he isnt great at fighting and prefers cooking and puppy dogs#and has respect for me and trusts my judgement and asks me to talk about my life and interests and smiles sweetly#but god forbid a woman in this series be respected i guess
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Pls don't get attached pls dont get attached pls don't get attached pls dont get attached pls don't get attached pls dont get attached pls don't get attached pls dont get attached pls don't get attached pls dont get attached pls don't get attached pls dont get attached pls don't get attached pls dont get attached pls don't get attached pls dont get attached pls don't get attached pls dont get attached pls don't get attached pls dont get attached pls
#why do people think its a flex to break hearts man i hate it#like#i just want to kiss someone#without attachment#like how can i not be a jerk#ill just make it clear i dont want anything more than this and if he gets attached thats on him ig#SEE I FEEL COLD SAYING THAT BUT TF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO :(
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something lgbt just happened to me (i think a bi guy is hitting on me (a bi girl) (ish) (we’ll see how this goes))
#haven’t been into men romantically in a Hot Minute so let’s see how fast i get uncomfortable and start questioning everything again#bc like everyone keeps asking me ‘oh is he cute do you think he’s cute do you find him attractive’ like.#he is nice to me and he’s funny and we have a lot in common and he gives good hugs what else am i supposed to care about for rn#i’ve only kissed one person in my life who is a female friend so like when it comes to romantic stuff we’ll get there when we get there#plus there’s the whole. ace hurdle. that i keep forgetting about#bc i’m like everyone keeps asking me if i think he’s hot and i’m like oh no i don’t think he’s hot does that mean i don’t like him#and then i remember. i don’t think anyone is Hot (with the exception of julien baker.) because i am ace.#idk anyways this is new territory and i am excited so. that’s all ok bye#mari is irrelevant
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Flick Fick the gestapo 🖕
#Allo allo#'allo 'allo#20th century#wwii history#Herr Flick#80s tv#'allo 'allo!#J. J from IRL if you ever see this. If THIS is how you find me. Im so sorry#Pretend you never and move on <3#And @ everyone else i do not condone or support n@zi/far r!ght ideology if ur fash get the hell out of here#I am just a Regular 20th century history and Nonsense enjoyer.#Watching this show when they threw this stupid bespectacled manlet rat enjoyer twink at me like the blitz im SO MAD#As a stupid bespectacled manlet twink n rat enjoyer myself. U tell me. What am i supposed to do 💀#But anyway this show is a RIOT n theres no fan content for him im v disappointed bc i thought this was the Twink Hellsite so Here. He.#Tried to make him look like a wwii poster etc etc#Also this line was so *chefs kiss* bc he was talkin abt rats/referring to von smallhausen but like. My brother in NOTHING. u are ALSO. Rat.
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