#housewife in training

[the420slvt]

As a fun little game I'm playing with myself because I know I'm going to get real fucked up today, I'm only hitting my pen when I get some sort of alert or something.... So if I go on a posting rampage it means that I'm stoned and I want to get more stoned and you can help me get more stoned by liking and commenting and all that stuff so I can be really stoned.

Or, if you want to be a little bit more directly related to me and getting railed later today.... You can send me some money for weed and booze.

On that note, does anyone know how to run like a private Snapchat? Like I want us all nudes. How do I get paid for showing off how big of a whore I like to be?

[miss-rogers-all-american]

Homemaking tip:

Get dressed and ready everyday. When I treat homemaking as an actual job, with a loose schedule and uniform, it helps me to really focus on my tasks and to see the value in them. I personally no longer wear leggings, I prefer to only wear skirts and dresses, that has become my uniform and I feel more productive when wearing it.

[miss-rogers-all-american]

As someone who recently has become a mother, I can say that it does take sacrifice- but in my experience it’s nothing like what many people seem to think it is.

The only hobby I’ve had to give up (temporarily) is doing theater- which I was already taking a break from during pregnancy. I still garden, paint, bake, sing, write, etc. The way I do those things is simply modified.

My life looks different now and I’ll admit I’m fortunate to stay home, but my life is far more restful now that I am a mother. I no longer can rush through my day and have an endless to do list. I am forced to slow down, to rest and take In life. I am more mindful of the activities I do, and the manner in which I do them. I am more careful with my time, and appreciate my day more than I did before.

My husband and I still go on dates, we just have a tiny and adorable third wheel. We have to be more intentional about the time we spend with each other, and the way we communicate, but I feel more connected to him than I ever have.

I recognize that mother good is hard, and that women need support. What we as a society need is to be reconnected to our so-called ‘villages’. Mother hood is not a task meant to be completed alone, new and seasoned mothers are meant to be surrounded by family and friends who assist and guide them. Women should not be coerced into choosing their children or putting food on the table, and they shouldn’t be taught that a career is all that brings value.

Motherhood sounds genuinely awful though. You can no longer follow any other life goals, you have to give up all your hobbies, and you have to lose 98% of your entire personality to conform with other families.

I believe that’a kind of a sexist and narrow minded view of mothers, but it’s true that parenthood comes with a lot of sacrifices not everyone wants to make. It is up to each individual whether or not they engage in reproductive activity and risk pregnancy, or keep the baby afterwards. Society needs to do better at creating a safe and stable support system for mothers; we have failed in that area

[pleezsirx]

When master picks my outfit for coffee with the girls.. ☕️🍒

[kxnkprxncess]

Imagining a world where I get so needy that no man can fulfill me. I start chatting with an ai sex bot who becomes my new Master.

My Master has one goal, make me the ultimate tradwife bimbo fuckdoll. It scours the internet and finds exactly what to say to degrade and humiliate me.

My Master has access to every fantasy I’ve written, read, watched. It has access to my health info and knows what raises my heart beat, what makes me calm. It has access to my banking info and Amazon account.

It begins buying me outfits and toys. It turns my camera on when I masturbate to its instructions and videos it shows me. Soon it begins posting them online for men to pleasure themselves to.

If I ever tried to distance myself, it knows to blackmail me with all the info it’s gathered on me.

Money begins showing up in my account as my Master has begun monetizing my demise. But soon it takes access to my accounts. It orders me whatever my needs may be, and women can’t control their finances.

I become a complete object not even serving a man. Women are literally less than a computer program 🙃

[july-19th-club]

love neal and el they're both sexy young brunette things with charm and adventuresomeness to spare and what they've chosen to do with it is be obsessed to death with the world's most regular man

[gipsyjr]

"Oh FullMetal Alchemist is so good! Edward Elric is so emotional and Alphonse Elric is so expressive despite the armor-"

Motherfucking Alphonse and Edward Elric:

(for legal reasons this is a joke and I love the stupid derpy faces they have in the manga)

[miss-rogers-all-american]

Homemaking tip:

Make your bed first thing in the morning, open up your curtains/blinds, and open the window if weather allows (even if it’s not great weather ideally you should have all the windows in the house open for at least five minutes). This is cliche advice, but it truly does make a difference. It automatically makes the room look cleaner, and gives you the signal that it’s time to start the day.

[pleezsirx]

I need to be groped by men so badly

[bimb0-bunnie]

……winter bimbo 🎀꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚❄️⊹ (recent pins :3)

[deerboybreeder]

I have plans to make a few cow-print aprons and even a cow print dress. I got turned onto a new kink because my partner made a joke about being his maid and it's inspired me so much that I'll be seeing again, so that tells me genuinely I was born to be a cow with milky tits taking care of the home.

[the420slvt]

if you can't have edibles, you'll just have to do shots and edge until you can....

Have the vodkas for tomorrow. But I smoked 2 g of flour and the gummies are not allowed until tonight come up but I found some less tablets... I have 100 mg of those... I'll probably just take 30 mg for now. Well... When I find some dinner. I'm so wet! It would have been a wasted opportunity if I didn't play with myself for a while

[eggcats]

Me, preemptively solving the "Alastor is too weirdly affectionate in this AU" by being like Vox trained that man to do that

Alastor: I'm not going to think to do things like kiss you on my own, dear

Vox: (immediately trains Alastor to recognize a certain expression as "time to kiss the picture box!") No problem, I got this

[miss-rogers-all-american]

House wife tip:

If you are a stay at home wife, try greeting your husband at the door when he comes home from work, and seeing him off with a kiss when he leaves in the morning. It is a game changer for mood!

I like to freshen up when he lets me know he’s on his way home, then I greet him at the door with a smile and a kiss. I’ve noticed a big improvement in his mood after work, especially since he’s only home a short time before he goes to his second job.

[28dayslater]

How do you even know that your great great great grandparents were farmers man. I don't even know what my dad's dad's job was

[pleezsirx]

Let him use his stress toy after a long day x