#house of mistakes

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Just read House of Mistakes! It was so good! What about an AU where instead of KT and Patricia being the only ones who stayed good it was an AU where Patricia managed to capture KT and now they’re both evil?

Hi, Anon! So glad you liked my fic! It’s an oldie, but I really had fun writing it!

As for that AU, I think I would be seated with popcorn if someone were to write it. Personally, I think that Sibuna would be screwed if both of the girls got captured, but maybe the fellas could have pulled a rabbit out of a hat and saved the day. Who knows?? If you or someone else wants to write it, though, pleaseee lmk

[bananahkim]

Merry Christmas!

Happy Krampus!

[househrt]

Wilson is the kid that teachers make the unruly kid (House) sit next to as a "good influence" but then it turns out he's as bad as the unruly kid, just quieter about it

[collapsingnight]

thinking about how book!aegon loved his brothers so much, he commissioned towering stone statues of them to be built.

aegon loved aemond and daeron so much, he couldn't bear for them to be forgotten.

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

i think im having a stroke

[kazz-brekker]

the more we see of harrenhal the funnier it is to me that house strong has produced three of the most normal and reasonable characters on this show, and the fourth is weird in ways that seemingly have nothing to do with having been raised in a haunted castle

[bietrofastimoff23]

criston with aegon:

unlike your father, i will always be on your side.

unlike your grandfather, i will always defend your honor.

unlike your mother, i will not spare your enemies.

unlike your brother, i really care about you.

the only person who sincerely supported aegon, treated him with respect, glorified his name with conquests of castles and was eager to avenge jaehaerys. and how determined he was to get to the fallen aegon at any cost, even though he could barely stand on his own feet ?? criston, you're not just the dad that stepped up, you're EVERYTHING.

[cubbihue]

Does Mr. Turner like rubbing his “son’s” successful career in Dinkleberg’s face??

He does! He brags about Timmy's success to every person within the neighborhood's vicinity. Mr. Turner loves how successful his son is! It really secures his reputation at the neighborhood HOA meetings they host at their house.

Timmy's worked very hard to gain more successes than failures. The more successful he is, the greater his family's social standing!! And the less he gets to overhear his dad ranting to the neighborhood about his failures.

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[sylvancastor]

Jaecaerys continues to be the only person with any sort of common sense. Obviously I'm not excusing what he says about people from the lower classes, but he makes a good point about his legitimacy being endangered by clear proof Targaryen bastards can claim dragons. Which is why the book makes SO much more sense bc the entire dragonseed idea is his idea, not Mysaria/Rhaenyra's. We can't know for sure bc of how F&B is written, but with it being Jace's idea it's implied at the very least that he's weighed the benefits versus the consequences to his own legitimacy and their dire need to win the war and decided in favor of having the dragonseeds claim dragons. Taking that idea from him though and having it basically be Mysaria's is a complete insult to him and a politically damaging decision he didn't agree to. And not only does he have to deal with that but also in this version he has to be the one consistently wrangling Rhaenyra's council because she's literally NEVER there. I sympathize more with Jacaerys every week bc I'm frustrated, so I can't imagine being him.

[heph]

I dont know if im allowed to just request in your inbox..

But can you feed us with some clingy wilson with house 😔😔

I wanna see the baby boys cuddle but we need clingy wilson 😙

Completely "platonic" snuggling

[pearbosc]

PROFESSOR TAKE THIS!!

[incorrectohtweets]

[alicent-archive]

love when fans of the house of incest show don't have a problem with the cousinfucking and unclepegging but can't handle a little lesbian yearning.

[several-mice]

Becoming a gemboy

[erinwantstowrite]

crazy how people will see bruce not wanting to kill because he knows he wouldn't stop and eventually would get out of control because he's severely mentally ill and they think "wow what a selfish asshole"

[eddie-spielman]

i love martin he's literally the best horror character (and the most sensible one)

like, ooh, spooky payphone in the middle of fuck knows where in rural scotland is calling me? no thank you i prefer life

be like martin guys be like him