#housamo hakumen

[luxthestrange]

HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#33 LONG HE LIVES THE SL*T-

Temujin: I had about 56 partners,Of course, that was before I knew my spouse,I probably would have had more, but I wasn't allowed to start dating until I was a senior

Hakumen: Fifty-six?...Fifty-six?!?-

Mc:-Oh, God, stand back, She's gonna blow!

Hakumen: What do you mean you had 56 partners?You told me you were a virgin till you got married!?

Temujin: Hey, you can have a partner without having to go all the way before your married-

Hakumen: You cannot! If that were true, Temujin, that would mean you were a sl*t!

Mc: Oh, come on, Hakumen, how can you say that? So the guy had 56 partners in one year, he's not a sl*t.

Temujin: Thank you, Dear-

Mc: He is the sl*t, he's the Grand Pooh-Bah of Slutdom!...

Temijun & Hakumen:...

Mc: He's the easiest male in this in tokyo!-

Hakumen: Mc, you take that back...

Mc*Pointing at him and making a mocking reverence*The sl*t is dead!, Long live the sl*t!!!

[superchaipa]

... girl... 😢😢😢😢😢😢

[mamaito]

[summonerscenarios]

How about whoever you feel like hcs to someone they don't recognize being touchy feely with Mc? But it turns out Mc does know the person and doesn't really mind. Cause in Tomte's event theres this part where Aegir shows up/spots mc/goes up and hugs them/rests still holding them. And Toji's reaction is to go up/yank mc out of Aegir's grasp/then says he'll call the police if he doesn't keep his hands to himself. Before Aegir and Mc confirm that they actually know eachother/that mc is infact vibing

Ooooo I haven't seen this event but the image of Toji threatening to call the police on Aegir is kinda of hilarious sdfgfd with that being said tho I tried to pick a varied bunch with this lot so I hope that they're an alright pick~!

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Hakumen

Hakumen’s never been one to so easily share, especially when it comes to you. She wants to monopolize her time with you, and makes no attempts to hide that fact - it’s one of the first things you’ve learnt about her since the first encounter at the casino. Another thing you’ve learned is that she loves to show off, to make extravagant displays both to impress and make a blatant expression of her wealth and power. It’s because of this that being invited to Roppongi’s social events becomes such a frequent occurrence. You’re used to the invitation by now, you know the rigmarole well enough, but the events themselves sometimes prove to be overwhelming so you tend to stick close to the foxy hostess of such events whenever you’re inevitably dragged to the next venue. Sometimes you wonder if that’s her plan all along, as Hakumen’s proud to flaunt having you on her arm to the other patrons, making a particular note to gloat about her plus one in the presence of people who are sure to spread the fact around like wildfire (you can practically hear the chaos this is going to stir among the other Roppongi bigwigs.)

There’s no saying when she loses track of you, but it doesn’t take long for you to have disappeared when she takes her eyes off of you. One moment she’s exchanging pleasantries with some fickle little thing brave enough to approach her at the event, and the next her arm feels suspiciously light, and, sure enough, you’re nowhere to be seen once she’s glanced to her side. Just like that Hakumen’s attention goes from the party to you; you’d be a fool to assume that her top priority wouldn’t be to look for her dear lord once you’ve slipped out of her line of sight. She commands every single one of her servers to look for you as they work, bristling with every second that you aren’t located at this dauntingly large venue, and the other guests are beginning to feel the flames of her impatience when word finally reaches her that you’ve been located. 

She’s already preparing the teasing/scolding comments that she’s going to say to you for wandering off when she marches across the venue, guests and staff practically scrambling to part the crowd and clear a path. Among the throngs of guests the vulpine therian eventually finds you - and the person that’s got their hands all over you. They’ve got their head on your shoulder and arms looped around you in a firm embrace so casual and intimate that has her fur prickling at the mere sight. It’s bad enough to tolerate the likes of Ophion and Lucifuge doting on you, as they’ve done plenty of times in the past; but for a stranger to have the audacity to attempt such a thing? At her event? 

Any people nearby are smart enough to steer clear as the fox approaches. She’s about ready to roast this stranger to kingdom come when you turn your head, apparently sensing her approach, and with a smile wriggle your way out of the stranger’s grip. “Yo, Hakumen!” You grin, gesturing beside you “Guess who found a familiar face! Have you two met?” That’s enough to halt Hakumen in her tracks, clicking her tongue as she carefully curbs the biting remark that had been coming. Oh. So you’ve found a friend. They must be someone you’re close with, as even as you talk they’ve still got their hands on you, fingers resting on your sides albeit in a loose grip. Bold - and foolish.

Hakumen feigns a smile, but the hostility is rolling off of her in waves as she changes her gait, now sauntering over to join your side. “No, I don’t believe we have~” she responds cooly, and no sooner is she within reach do you feel her hands loop around your shoulders, effectively steering your focus back onto her as she takes a step back, pulling you towards her and away from your friend. Her tone feigns a mock somberness as she solidifies your new position against her chest. “To think you’d leave my side and go wandering off without introducing me to your little friend - I was ever so worried you’d slipped away again my liege.”

She makes sure that the exchange ends as swiftly as possible; Hakumen doesn’t even give your friend the chance to get another hug goodbye in before you’re veered off elsewhere with the excuse of introducing you to some new friends, or showing you the latest grandiose display that she’s spared no expense on. After all, what good host would allow their liege to waste away in some corner with the same old company bothering them when she’s willing to dote on you for an entire evening - you’re the only one lucky enough to be granted a privilege! Even saying this she still gives your friend one last scathing look over her shoulder no longer making attempts at pleasantries as she steers you away from them, memorizing their face. She’s not worried about potential competition since no one holds a candle to her presence, but that doesn’t stop her from keeping an eye out just in case this friend of your has any ulterior motives.

Triton

As a teacher, Triton gets some pride in seeing his students off for the day and ensuring that they’re safely on their way home for the day. That mostly includes making sure that kids aren’t dashing through the halls and getting hurt or making sure that they’re following the rules while they’re still on school grounds as he sees them all off. You’re long used to it by now since 9 times out of 10 you’re the last one out of the class, pausing to wish the teacher a good evening as you heft your things into your arms and slip past him to head towards the stairs like you always do. 

He watches you go for a moment, making sure that you and the other students milling about are all right; once he’s satisfied that everything's fine he turns back to the classroom ready to close it up for the evening ready for the final sweep of the school. That is until he hears a yelp and the sudden thud of something hitting the floor. Just as swiftly Triton backtracks to the classroom door and pokes his head out of the classroom again, fully prepared to break up whatever tomfoolery is going on when he sees exactly what’s going on in the hallway. It’s only a brief glimpse, but that’s all it takes - there’s a flash of a hand on your hip and another covering your eyes as someone he’s never seen before presses up behind you. He can hear the “guess who! This stranger exclaims, but it doesn’t register because Triton damn near pulls the door off of its hinges in his haste to rush to your aid.

All Triton needs to know is that they’re not a student he knows and they’ve got their hands all over you for him to come barging in - there’s not going to be any inappropriate goings on on his watch! No-one's going to do anything untoward one of his students right in front of him without him barging in to their aid - what kind of teacher would he be to let this stand? His bellow of “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!” is loud enough that you swear you can hear your ears ringing as you look up to see the teacher storming over to you, and neither you nor your companion have the time to move or say anything before he closes in. No sooner have they touched you, this person’s being yanked away by a very protective teacher, with as much distance made between you as possible as Triton announces his presence, grip firm on this newcomer’s shoulders and your own as he physically steps between you and this stranger…only they’re not a stranger.

You’re just as confused as your friend, even more so when Triton asks if you’re unharmed, glancing between your teacher and your equally baffled companion. Clearly you’re fine? Maybe Mr.Triton just thinks that your friend was being a bit too rough? But then he starts berating your friend on grabbing people out of the blue and how they need to learn consent and good manners - how dare they try to accost you so brazenly with no remorse! Just what did they think they were trying to pull!

It clicks then what he’s getting at, and you and your friend share a panicked ‘oh no’ look when the mutual lightbulb goes off. You’re sure Mr. Triton’s already forming the stranger danger talk in his head without even clicking on to what’s actually happening, and wanting to avoid another one of his lectures more than anything you step in, grabbing onto his shoulder and urging him to step back and look at you as you blurt out “It’s okay, it’s okay - I know them, they’re a friend, Mr. Triton! Everything’s fine!” You have to repeat it a few more times before you’re finally able to get the words to sink in, and it's almost kind of funny how quiet he gets once he hears what you’re actually saying.

There’s an awkward pause that follows as Triton blanks, looking between you and the person still trying to wriggle out of his grip when your words sink in. He coughs out a muttered “I-I see…so that’s what’s going on, o-of course.” and lets your friend go, missing the collective sigh of relief the two of you let out once the situation’s been diffused. Thankfully, things calm down a lot with the initial panic out of the way, and it’s easy to realize that Triton stepped in as a concerned teacher who was worried for his student.That doesn’t mean that you and your friend are getting away without a firm reminder about appropriate public greetings before he finally sends you on your way however, the ‘coming from a place of concern’ angle firmly planted in the crux of this impromptu lesson.

The Hero/Yuji

Yuji’s still relatively new to this Tokyo, and while its relatively familiar stomping grounds for him, there’s no one that’s here from his homeworld; the only people that he knows in this world when he first arrives are a select few, with you included in that small list. That might be the driving reason behind why you’ve wound up becoming his impromptu guide around Tokyo and all of its sights; that and perhaps he feels the most comfortable around you, the person who acted as a literal other half when your worlds had unexpectedly collided. Regardless of the motive, Yuji was so excited when he asked and you were more than happy to agree, finding it ironic that you’d be doing what you never got the chance to do when you first got here. There’s plenty of things that are familiar about this place, and Yuji’s got the advantage of having plenty of memories left over from his homeworld to find his way around, so it really hasn’t taken long at all for him to get used to being here, so the big focus when the two of you hang out is less seeing the sights and more finding ways to have fun and make new friends. 

Speaking of friends, with how many people you’ve met since coming to Tokyo, you thought that maybe some new friends were just the thing Yuji needed to really start settling in. That’s what had spurred you into making a call to a friend to come along during one of your hangouts, hoping to introduce the two. At the time your biggest worry was that they wouldn’t hit it off and not get along; they had a lot in common and Yuji seemed to be very affable towards everyone else that you’d introduced him to before, so as far as you were concerned there was very little to worry about. You’d never considered warning Yuji about how clingy and excitable your friend could be, regardless of the new company..

Maybe you should have, as it would have saved the commotion that followed when said friend actually arrived.

The pair of you have stopped for a break, milling around aimlessly to kill some time while you finish off your respective drinks and snacks. It’s easy to relax and lose track of time, especially when he’s retelling stories about his time as a hero in another world and all of the crazy things that went down since you’d been gone, so you can’t really blame yourself for not realizing what time it is until it’s too late. The pinging of your messages had gone unnoticed, a warning of what was to come before it happens. You hear someone shout your name, but that’s about the only warning that you get before a shadow darts across the road and makes a b-line for you, sweeping you up into the air in one swift motion.

Getting scooped off of your feet mid-conversation isn’t your ideal view of an appropriate greeting, but you’ve had worse first introductions. That doesn’t stop you from almost elbowing your poor friend in the face in your shock as you go up into the air with a yelp, shouting loud enough to gain more than a few confused glances from the other people milling about as they pass by. They’re laughing, clearly amused at having caught you so thoroughly off guard, so much so that your friend doesn’t seem to notice not only the attention of others around you, but they completely miss the person who darts forward to come to your rescue - Yuji.

Yuji is always ready to act recklessly for his friends, it’s probably the reason why you two get along so well (and why you’re both considered the problem child in your respective groups). So once he sees you getting pulled up into someone’s arms he acts without really thinking about the fact that you two could know each other, darting forward with a shout of your name upon seeing the panicked look on your face and jumping into the fray without a second's hesitation to help you out. His only real focus is getting them to let you go, and it works!...right up until it sends all three of you crashing to the floor in a pile of limbs that draws even more attention to the spectacle. 

Chaos ensues, and it takes a good few seconds of wrestling your way out of the pileup you’ve gotten stuck between before everyone’s back on their feet and can frantically fill Yuji and your new friend in on what's really going on. Things calm down considerably after that, namely because you mentioned that you didn’t mind the touchiness in the slightest. Yuji’s no better in terms of being more on the touchy feely side with people, as his friends will all attest to, so once he knows you’re chill with it he’s got no problems and warms up to your friend just as quickly exactly as you’d hoped. 

[carlosyt14]

Did I forget to post Master of Wealth?

[summocrap]

[kairunatic]

Despite being stuck in a Game that is heavily dominated by male characters. I am still amazed by how well they are portrayed either by Character or design so Kudos to these Queens!

[red-steampunk]

[shirouchiha6]

「TOKYO DANCING SATURDAY」

Design First impression + transalting the voice lines using the little Japanese i know

And "Next time on Tokyo After School Summoners , TOKYO DANCING SATURDAY... " = (Next Time)

Marduk

lot of thing i don't understand but it should be something along the lines of

"I am marduk from the military* The photographer for Club activities? My Dearest Tiamat , Let invoke the prayers of this world , (Next Time) , both of us pros , we will show them our moves????"

*pretty sure bumei means related to the military

Mushussu, Girl~!!,you trying to infuse marduk with alcohol the next time you ingest and spit him out 🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

BATHYM

"Tonight I'm a break-dancer~! Are you ready to Hard kick (the dance floor) with me ? , (Next Time)* , Youll be dying seeing my leg work,So Don't blink and miss a beat , Lord Shaythan , my Master~"

*i love the way he says "Saturday" in the same vein as "Fate" (Sadame / )

what kind of rider belt is this bathym?? and i might be only one seeing jailer!Tadatomo in his 2nd skin

HAKUMEN

"Want to learn from the pros..?if possible , Cheers~! , Care for a drink with me at the Big Lounge? , (Next Time) , If you so wish just for you , mistress, i'll dance unhhn..~ Let this whole world Dance!!"

LW better put her (business) husband Gyumao on the Dance Floor and continue her interest in Babalon teased in the MQ but forgotten

VSM!Shennong : Underwater dancing , and now hakumen : Dancing in the Club .

WAKAN TANKA

i can almost fully understand this , the pun too i could guess

"This music that makes you wanna go!go!(to the beat) is like laughing / raging thunder. The body that sways (to the beat) and the legs that trample (on the floor)* , With me , NOW ! SUN-DANCE!! , (Next Time) , Fever Time is about to begin~ , DANCE ! My Dear,Haoka.."

*love the buffalo stampede pun

ofc he's a 5★ (at least i have his permanent 5★ ) , He looks ready to tackle down anyone trying to get close to the MC like in a buffalo stampede

Ngl i high key want to see him dance in that jockstrap of him

SATURNUS

3★ "The i dance for the first time , even now i vividly remember , An unforgettable club event , would you like to experience with me ?,, Feel the Magic of Saturday ..and Henshin with Me"

4★ "The weekend , won't you dance with me in the Club ,My Name is Saturnus , Dubbed "Saturday night's Cinderalla Boy" by other , (Next Time) , Feel the Magic of Saturday ..and Henshin with Me "

Someone tell me the difference in 4★ skins

[olympusgenius]

Hey Jutaro, have you heard? That nude painting Licht did of you was found and now the Three Pillars of Roppongi Tycoons are now trying to buy it from him. He is desperately trying to hide it and sends you his apologies.

"Shit! I told Licht it was a bad idea make that painting, I only hope he can keep it hidden or destroy it for his own sake..."

Meanwhile, at certain tower at Roppongi, a chubby young man in vintage military attire tries to hold up a violent banging upon the door of gathering hall where he tries to hide from his guildmates demanding for the painting.

"I should have listened to you, my friend!! But no!! I kept insisting to paint you naked and now I have to save myself from THEM!! Melusine, where are you?!"

Then, the door stops from banging, Licht sighs waiting it was really over, but the door suddenly bursts revealing the guildmates who demanded the painting.

"HAND OVER THE PAINTING TO US IF YOU WANNA LIVE, RIGHT NOW!!!"

"MELUSINEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

[bisexual-wanderer]

Since it's summer time, I put all of my Housamo crushes in revealing outfits

I luv them

[pof203]

A Summoner Birthday (to me)

After doing a story for Wakan Tanka's birthday, I should do one for my own.

Sorry if it's coming a little late, I had so many other things to do that I didn't have the time. I must also apologize if this post will be a bit short due to the limits with this new editor, but it's the only way I can save my work without fear of losing it thanks to the automatic save to drafts.

Story (Prologue)

Taking place after Valentine Fantasy: An Eternal Fairyland, Melty Dream with Wakan Tanka∞.

April 22.

Café Asterism has been known to attract all kinds of visitors. Not just locals and Transients, but also certain higher-ups from various Guilds. Tonight was no different.

Here it is.

Bigfoot: And there's Boogeyman.

Good evening, Bigfoot. It's been awhile.

Bigfoot joins Boogeyman at his table as the night's entertainment comes on stage.

Benten: It's the Buzzle Dreamers launch live! So, Ebisu, come sing a duet with me!

Ebisu: We used to sing along with the biwa. Okay, let's do it, Benten!

Bigfoot: I guess you got a message, too, huh?

Boogeyman: No doubt. I got a message this morning about someone wanting to meet here.

???: Well look no further. I'm here!

Hey, yo yo! Alp is in the house!

Okay, just don't over do it.

Alp does his breakdance until the band finishes up. He later joins Bigfoot and Boogeyman at their table.

Bigfoot: I take it you're our mystery host.

Alp: You bet.

Boogeyman: But why call us here at such a time.

You bet. And I kinda need your help with something. Y'know about our boy... Lupin.

Bigfoot: Indeed, we do.

Boogeyman: I teach at the elementary school next door to his school. Why do you ask?

Alp: His birthday is coming up soon. April 27. I wanna do something awesome for his birthday... Especially after what happened.

Bigfoot: What happened?

Alp: Well, during Valentine's Day... I peeked into his dream and saw something private and special to him.

Boogeyman: Yes, I think I've heard of that dream... His boyfriend visted him from what I've heard.

Alp: But he didn't want anyone else to know. What happened in that dream is strictly between him and Wakan Tanka (Infinity). When he found out, Lupin was burning mad at first, but he eventually got over it and forgave me. Though, I still feel a little guilty and I wanna make up for it... And you two are gonna help me.

Bigfoot: And how will se do that?

Alp: I heard you turned Wakan back to who he was before he became an Invader.

Bigfoot: Yes. But it only lasted 24 hours for Wakan's birthday.

Alp: Well, I'd like you to do it again.

Bigfoot: (surprised) Are you serious? I just said it will only last a day.

Alp: But I think I know how to make it last longer... That's why Mr. Boogeyman is here.

Boogeyman: And what do you want me to do?

Alp: I heard about this virtual fantasyland you made with the Crafters.

Boogeyman: What are you sugesting?

Alp: Well, in a virtual world, time pretty much comes to a stand still.

Bigfoot: (excited) Oh, I think I know where you're going with this. In that world, my spell will last a little longer. Maybe even permanent.

Boogeyman: (unsure) Well, maybe not permanent. Wakan Tanka Infinity is not like any Transient we know. That's why the word "Infinity" is in his name. I don't think we'll be getting rid of the other Wakan that easily.

Alp: True. But what else do we've got.

Boogeyman: That's true... (smiling) Alright, why not? Let's try it.

Bigfoot: I guess we can. I already did this for Wakan Tanka's birthday, we can do it for Lupin's.

Alp: Then it's settled.

Not too far, listening in...

Interesting. I wonder what Hephaestus's Guild is up to.

My, are you suggesting we pay him a visit? I've heard about this virtual fairy tale.

Hecate: I've also heard about it from Arachne. She even took part in it... I think we should pay this world a visit.

Hermes: (curious) What do you mean "we"?

Hecate: Are we still not considered married, dear Hermes?

Hermes: We're not on Olympus anymore. But I suppose I can tag along. I'm rather curious myself... But first, I believe I'm on.

Hermes gets on stage and plays the last song of the night.

Also not far...

In your dormroom, you just laid down for bed. Having just finished your nightly conversation with Lil' Solomon, you were ready for bed. As you laid in bed, you drifted off to sleep...

This is...

Heyoka. Lupin, I have established a connection in your dream again.

Lupin: (happy) Wakan! You're here.

Wakan Tanka Infinity: Yes, I am here.

Lupin: I miss you so much.

Wakan Tanka Infinity: I know. Even though the loop may keep us both apart...

Wakan Tanka Infinity: But for now, in this dream world, we are together. It will feel like an eternity here.

Because that is what our love is.

Yes, it is.

You and Wakan Tanka Infinity lie close together.

Wakan Tanka Infinity: If only we could have moments like this in reality. But it cannot be helped. We are always destined to be apart when the time comes.

Lupin: Maybe if you were the way you were before you became this, things would be different.

Wakan Tanka Infinity: If only it were that simple. Bigfoot's spell cannot keep me in that form for more than a day.

???: I think that can be fixed.

Entering the tent... was Alp!

Lupin: (furious) Alp?! Again?!

Alp: I know, I shouldn't be here. But I just had to come to tell the both of you the good news.

Wakan Tanka Infinity: What news?

Alp: In honor of Lupin's birthday, me, Bigfoot, Boogeyman, and the Crafters have something special for you.

Lupin: What is it?

Alp: It's a surprise. Come to the Crafters' workshop, the both of you, on the 27. You'll see.

Lupin: ... We'll try.

Wakan Tanka Infinity: I am rather curious, myself.

Alp: (excited) That's the spirit! See you then.

Alp leaves.

Wakan Tanka Infinity: We still have time before you must awaken. Shall we?

We stay close together and enjoy our time together.

At the Penitenia Academy prison...

... My grandfather senses are tingling... My grandchild is about to do something big.

Balor then notices his fellow member of the school who had a guest with him.

Well, that's the facility for you. Though, I'm not sure why you want to do this. A magic show is hardly appropriate for a place like this.

Well, I need something to do to kill the time until something bigger and better comes along. I thought you could let me perform here. From one cat to another, can you do this for me?

Tezcatlipoca: (still unsure) I don't know. We're all doing just fine for now. Maybe some other time in the future.

Cait Sith: (a bit disappointed) Aww, okay.

Balor: Psst. You two.

Tezcatlipoca: Balor, what is it?

Balor: Well, it about my grandchild.

Tezcatlipoca: (confused) Your grandchild? ... Oh, you Quetzalcoatl.

Cait Sith: Who? ... You mean Lupin? What happened?

Balor: Well... It's sort of hard to explain. I feel that something big is going to happen.

Tezcatlipoca: And you want me to just release you again to check up on him? I don't know. I've been letting you out of your cell too many times already. And we still remember what happened last time.

Balor: (sighing in defeat) I know, I did something stupid over Valentine's Day, but for a good reason. I've learned my mistake... I'm just worried, that's all.

Cait Sith: I can't help but feel that you're right. Lupin's been getting into a bunch of stuff lately. The least we can do is check up on him.

Tezcatlipoca: ... Oh, alright. But I do have a request.

Balor: What kind?

To be continued...

NOTE: Like I said, this came very short. Unless Tumblr announces that the new editor can let us post infinite pictures and stuff in a text post like with the legacy editor, this is just how it is.

[mamaito]

[superchaipa]

I found a Typo in the game!!!

"me liege". It's even funnier when you realize they made a typo with Hakumen talking!

[le-bitchycat]

Hakumen after inspectors raided her casino in Chapter 9:

Meanwhile, Tsathoggua going upstairs just to see inspectors in the casino:

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