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luxthestrange · 2 months ago
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HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#33 LONG HE LIVES THE SL*T-
Temujin: I had about 56 partners,Of course, that was before I knew my spouse,I probably would have had more, but I wasn't allowed to start dating until I was a senior
Hakumen: Fifty-six?...Fifty-six?!?-
Mc:-Oh, God, stand back, She's gonna blow!
Hakumen: What do you mean you had 56 partners?You told me you were a virgin till you got married!?
Temujin: Hey, you can have a partner without having to go all the way before your married-
Hakumen: You cannot! If that were true, Temujin, that would mean you were a sl*t!
Mc: Oh, come on, Hakumen, how can you say that? So the guy had 56 partners in one year, he's not a sl*t.
Temujin: Thank you, Dear-
Mc: He is the sl*t, he's the Grand Pooh-Bah of Slutdom!...
Temijun & Hakumen:...
Mc: He's the easiest male in this in tokyo!-
Hakumen: Mc, you take that back...
Mc*Pointing at him and making a mocking reverence*The sl*t is dead!, Long live the sl*t!!!
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superchaipa · 8 months ago
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... girl... 😢😢😢😢😢😢
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summonerscenarios · 2 years ago
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How about whoever you feel like hcs to someone they don't recognize being touchy feely with Mc? But it turns out Mc does know the person and doesn't really mind. Cause in Tomte's event theres this part where Aegir shows up/spots mc/goes up and hugs them/rests still holding them. And Toji's reaction is to go up/yank mc out of Aegir's grasp/then says he'll call the police if he doesn't keep his hands to himself. Before Aegir and Mc confirm that they actually know eachother/that mc is infact vibing
Ooooo I haven't seen this event but the image of Toji threatening to call the police on Aegir is kinda of hilarious sdfgfd with that being said tho I tried to pick a varied bunch with this lot so I hope that they're an alright pick~!
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Hakumen
Hakumen’s never been one to so easily share, especially when it comes to you. She wants to monopolize her time with you, and makes no attempts to hide that fact - it’s one of the first things you’ve learnt about her since the first encounter at the casino. Another thing you’ve learned is that she loves to show off, to make extravagant displays both to impress and make a blatant expression of her wealth and power. It’s because of this that being invited to Roppongi’s social events becomes such a frequent occurrence. You’re used to the invitation by now, you know the rigmarole well enough, but the events themselves sometimes prove to be overwhelming so you tend to stick close to the foxy hostess of such events whenever you’re inevitably dragged to the next venue. Sometimes you wonder if that’s her plan all along, as Hakumen’s proud to flaunt having you on her arm to the other patrons, making a particular note to gloat about her plus one in the presence of people who are sure to spread the fact around like wildfire (you can practically hear the chaos this is going to stir among the other Roppongi bigwigs.)
There’s no saying when she loses track of you, but it doesn’t take long for you to have disappeared when she takes her eyes off of you. One moment she’s exchanging pleasantries with some fickle little thing brave enough to approach her at the event, and the next her arm feels suspiciously light, and, sure enough, you’re nowhere to be seen once she’s glanced to her side. Just like that Hakumen’s attention goes from the party to you; you’d be a fool to assume that her top priority wouldn’t be to look for her dear lord once you’ve slipped out of her line of sight. She commands every single one of her servers to look for you as they work, bristling with every second that you aren’t located at this dauntingly large venue, and the other guests are beginning to feel the flames of her impatience when word finally reaches her that you’ve been located. 
She’s already preparing the teasing/scolding comments that she’s going to say to you for wandering off when she marches across the venue, guests and staff practically scrambling to part the crowd and clear a path. Among the throngs of guests the vulpine therian eventually finds you - and the person that’s got their hands all over you. They’ve got their head on your shoulder and arms looped around you in a firm embrace so casual and intimate that has her fur prickling at the mere sight. It’s bad enough to tolerate the likes of Ophion and Lucifuge doting on you, as they’ve done plenty of times in the past; but for a stranger to have the audacity to attempt such a thing? At her event? 
Any people nearby are smart enough to steer clear as the fox approaches. She’s about ready to roast this stranger to kingdom come when you turn your head, apparently sensing her approach, and with a smile wriggle your way out of the stranger’s grip. “Yo, Hakumen!” You grin, gesturing beside you “Guess who found a familiar face! Have you two met?” That’s enough to halt Hakumen in her tracks, clicking her tongue as she carefully curbs the biting remark that had been coming. Oh. So you’ve found a friend. They must be someone you’re close with, as even as you talk they’ve still got their hands on you, fingers resting on your sides albeit in a loose grip. Bold - and foolish.
Hakumen feigns a smile, but the hostility is rolling off of her in waves as she changes her gait, now sauntering over to join your side. “No, I don’t believe we have~” she responds cooly, and no sooner is she within reach do you feel her hands loop around your shoulders, effectively steering your focus back onto her as she takes a step back, pulling you towards her and away from your friend. Her tone feigns a mock somberness as she solidifies your new position against her chest. “To think you’d leave my side and go wandering off without introducing me to your little friend - I was ever so worried you’d slipped away again my liege.”
She makes sure that the exchange ends as swiftly as possible; Hakumen doesn’t even give your friend the chance to get another hug goodbye in before you’re veered off elsewhere with the excuse of introducing you to some new friends, or showing you the latest grandiose display that she’s spared no expense on. After all, what good host would allow their liege to waste away in some corner with the same old company bothering them when she’s willing to dote on you for an entire evening - you’re the only one lucky enough to be granted a privilege! Even saying this she still gives your friend one last scathing look over her shoulder no longer making attempts at pleasantries as she steers you away from them, memorizing their face. She’s not worried about potential competition since no one holds a candle to her presence, but that doesn’t stop her from keeping an eye out just in case this friend of your has any ulterior motives.
Triton
As a teacher, Triton gets some pride in seeing his students off for the day and ensuring that they’re safely on their way home for the day. That mostly includes making sure that kids aren’t dashing through the halls and getting hurt or making sure that they’re following the rules while they’re still on school grounds as he sees them all off. You’re long used to it by now since 9 times out of 10 you’re the last one out of the class, pausing to wish the teacher a good evening as you heft your things into your arms and slip past him to head towards the stairs like you always do. 
He watches you go for a moment, making sure that you and the other students milling about are all right; once he’s satisfied that everything's fine he turns back to the classroom ready to close it up for the evening ready for the final sweep of the school. That is until he hears a yelp and the sudden thud of something hitting the floor. Just as swiftly Triton backtracks to the classroom door and pokes his head out of the classroom again, fully prepared to break up whatever tomfoolery is going on when he sees exactly what’s going on in the hallway. It’s only a brief glimpse, but that’s all it takes - there’s a flash of a hand on your hip and another covering your eyes as someone he’s never seen before presses up behind you. He can hear the “guess who! This stranger exclaims, but it doesn’t register because Triton damn near pulls the door off of its hinges in his haste to rush to your aid.
All Triton needs to know is that they’re not a student he knows and they’ve got their hands all over you for him to come barging in - there’s not going to be any inappropriate goings on on his watch! No-one's going to do anything untoward one of his students right in front of him without him barging in to their aid - what kind of teacher would he be to let this stand? His bellow of “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!” is loud enough that you swear you can hear your ears ringing as you look up to see the teacher storming over to you, and neither you nor your companion have the time to move or say anything before he closes in. No sooner have they touched you, this person’s being yanked away by a very protective teacher, with as much distance made between you as possible as Triton announces his presence, grip firm on this newcomer’s shoulders and your own as he physically steps between you and this stranger…only they’re not a stranger.
You’re just as confused as your friend, even more so when Triton asks if you’re unharmed, glancing between your teacher and your equally baffled companion. Clearly you’re fine? Maybe Mr.Triton just thinks that your friend was being a bit too rough? But then he starts berating your friend on grabbing people out of the blue and how they need to learn consent and good manners - how dare they try to accost you so brazenly with no remorse! Just what did they think they were trying to pull!
It clicks then what he’s getting at, and you and your friend share a panicked ‘oh no’ look when the mutual lightbulb goes off. You’re sure Mr. Triton’s already forming the stranger danger talk in his head without even clicking on to what’s actually happening, and wanting to avoid another one of his lectures more than anything you step in, grabbing onto his shoulder and urging him to step back and look at you as you blurt out “It’s okay, it’s okay - I know them, they’re a friend, Mr. Triton! Everything’s fine!” You have to repeat it a few more times before you’re finally able to get the words to sink in, and it's almost kind of funny how quiet he gets once he hears what you’re actually saying.
There’s an awkward pause that follows as Triton blanks, looking between you and the person still trying to wriggle out of his grip when your words sink in. He coughs out a muttered “I-I see…so that’s what’s going on, o-of course.” and lets your friend go, missing the collective sigh of relief the two of you let out once the situation’s been diffused. Thankfully, things calm down a lot with the initial panic out of the way, and it’s easy to realize that Triton stepped in as a concerned teacher who was worried for his student.That doesn’t mean that you and your friend are getting away without a firm reminder about appropriate public greetings before he finally sends you on your way however, the ‘coming from a place of concern’ angle firmly planted in the crux of this impromptu lesson.
The Hero/Yuji
Yuji’s still relatively new to this Tokyo, and while its relatively familiar stomping grounds for him, there’s no one that’s here from his homeworld; the only people that he knows in this world when he first arrives are a select few, with you included in that small list. That might be the driving reason behind why you’ve wound up becoming his impromptu guide around Tokyo and all of its sights; that and perhaps he feels the most comfortable around you, the person who acted as a literal other half when your worlds had unexpectedly collided. Regardless of the motive, Yuji was so excited when he asked and you were more than happy to agree, finding it ironic that you’d be doing what you never got the chance to do when you first got here. There’s plenty of things that are familiar about this place, and Yuji’s got the advantage of having plenty of memories left over from his homeworld to find his way around, so it really hasn’t taken long at all for him to get used to being here, so the big focus when the two of you hang out is less seeing the sights and more finding ways to have fun and make new friends. 
Speaking of friends, with how many people you’ve met since coming to Tokyo, you thought that maybe some new friends were just the thing Yuji needed to really start settling in. That’s what had spurred you into making a call to a friend to come along during one of your hangouts, hoping to introduce the two. At the time your biggest worry was that they wouldn’t hit it off and not get along; they had a lot in common and Yuji seemed to be very affable towards everyone else that you’d introduced him to before, so as far as you were concerned there was very little to worry about. You’d never considered warning Yuji about how clingy and excitable your friend could be, regardless of the new company..
Maybe you should have, as it would have saved the commotion that followed when said friend actually arrived.
The pair of you have stopped for a break, milling around aimlessly to kill some time while you finish off your respective drinks and snacks. It’s easy to relax and lose track of time, especially when he’s retelling stories about his time as a hero in another world and all of the crazy things that went down since you’d been gone, so you can’t really blame yourself for not realizing what time it is until it’s too late. The pinging of your messages had gone unnoticed, a warning of what was to come before it happens. You hear someone shout your name, but that’s about the only warning that you get before a shadow darts across the road and makes a b-line for you, sweeping you up into the air in one swift motion.
Getting scooped off of your feet mid-conversation isn’t your ideal view of an appropriate greeting, but you’ve had worse first introductions. That doesn’t stop you from almost elbowing your poor friend in the face in your shock as you go up into the air with a yelp, shouting loud enough to gain more than a few confused glances from the other people milling about as they pass by. They’re laughing, clearly amused at having caught you so thoroughly off guard, so much so that your friend doesn’t seem to notice not only the attention of others around you, but they completely miss the person who darts forward to come to your rescue - Yuji.
Yuji is always ready to act recklessly for his friends, it’s probably the reason why you two get along so well (and why you’re both considered the problem child in your respective groups). So once he sees you getting pulled up into someone’s arms he acts without really thinking about the fact that you two could know each other, darting forward with a shout of your name upon seeing the panicked look on your face and jumping into the fray without a second's hesitation to help you out. His only real focus is getting them to let you go, and it works!...right up until it sends all three of you crashing to the floor in a pile of limbs that draws even more attention to the spectacle. 
Chaos ensues, and it takes a good few seconds of wrestling your way out of the pileup you’ve gotten stuck between before everyone’s back on their feet and can frantically fill Yuji and your new friend in on what's really going on. Things calm down considerably after that, namely because you mentioned that you didn’t mind the touchiness in the slightest. Yuji’s no better in terms of being more on the touchy feely side with people, as his friends will all attest to, so once he knows you’re chill with it he’s got no problems and warms up to your friend just as quickly exactly as you’d hoped. 
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mamaito · 2 years ago
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carlosyt14 · 9 months ago
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Did I forget to post Master of Wealth?
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summocrap · 5 months ago
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kairunatic · 8 months ago
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Despite being stuck in a Game that is heavily dominated by male characters. I am still amazed by how well they are portrayed either by Character or design so Kudos to these Queens!
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red-steampunk · 4 months ago
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shirouchiha6 · 2 months ago
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「TOKYO DANCING SATURDAY」
Design First impression + transalting the voice lines using the little Japanese i know
And "Next time on Tokyo After School Summoners , TOKYO DANCING SATURDAY... " = (Next Time)
Marduk
lot of thing i don't understand but it should be something along the lines of
"I am marduk from the military* The photographer for Club activities? My Dearest Tiamat , Let invoke the prayers of this world , (Next Time) , both of us pros , we will show them our moves????"
*pretty sure bumei means related to the military
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Mushussu, Girl~!!,you trying to infuse marduk with alcohol the next time you ingest and spit him out 🤣🤦🏾‍♂️
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BATHYM
"Tonight I'm a break-dancer~! Are you ready to Hard kick (the dance floor) with me ? , (Next Time)* , Youll be dying seeing my leg work,So Don't blink and miss a beat , Lord Shaythan , my Master~"
*i love the way he says "Saturday" in the same vein as "Fate" (Sadame / )
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what kind of rider belt is this bathym?? and i might be only one seeing jailer!Tadatomo in his 2nd skin
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HAKUMEN
"Want to learn from the pros..?if possible , Cheers~! , Care for a drink with me at the Big Lounge? , (Next Time) , If you so wish just for you , mistress, i'll dance unhhn..~ Let this whole world Dance!!"
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LW better put her (business) husband Gyumao on the Dance Floor and continue her interest in Babalon teased in the MQ but forgotten
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VSM!Shennong : Underwater dancing , and now hakumen : Dancing in the Club .
WAKAN TANKA
i can almost fully understand this , the pun too i could guess
"This music that makes you wanna go!go!(to the beat) is like laughing / raging thunder. The body that sways (to the beat) and the legs that trample (on the floor)* , With me , NOW ! SUN-DANCE!! , (Next Time) , Fever Time is about to begin~ , DANCE ! My Dear,Haoka.."
*love the buffalo stampede pun
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ofc he's a 5★ (at least i have his permanent 5★ ) , He looks ready to tackle down anyone trying to get close to the MC like in a buffalo stampede
Ngl i high key want to see him dance in that jockstrap of him
SATURNUS
3★ "The i dance for the first time , even now i vividly remember , An unforgettable club event , would you like to experience with me ?,, Feel the Magic of Saturday ..and Henshin with Me"
4★ "The weekend , won't you dance with me in the Club ,My Name is Saturnus , Dubbed "Saturday night's Cinderalla Boy" by other , (Next Time) , Feel the Magic of Saturday ..and Henshin with Me "
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Someone tell me the difference in 4★ skins
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olympusgenius · 3 months ago
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Hey Jutaro, have you heard? That nude painting Licht did of you was found and now the Three Pillars of Roppongi Tycoons are now trying to buy it from him. He is desperately trying to hide it and sends you his apologies.
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"Shit! I told Licht it was a bad idea make that painting, I only hope he can keep it hidden or destroy it for his own sake..."
Meanwhile, at certain tower at Roppongi, a chubby young man in vintage military attire tries to hold up a violent banging upon the door of gathering hall where he tries to hide from his guildmates demanding for the painting.
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"I should have listened to you, my friend!! But no!! I kept insisting to paint you naked and now I have to save myself from THEM!! Melusine, where are you?!"
Then, the door stops from banging, Licht sighs waiting it was really over, but the door suddenly bursts revealing the guildmates who demanded the painting.
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"HAND OVER THE PAINTING TO US IF YOU WANNA LIVE, RIGHT NOW!!!"
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"MELUSINEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
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bisexual-wanderer · 2 years ago
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Since it's summer time, I put all of my Housamo crushes in revealing outfits
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I luv them
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pof203 · 2 years ago
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A Summoner Birthday (to me)
After doing a story for Wakan Tanka's birthday, I should do one for my own.
Sorry if it's coming a little late, I had so many other things to do that I didn't have the time. I must also apologize if this post will be a bit short due to the limits with this new editor, but it's the only way I can save my work without fear of losing it thanks to the automatic save to drafts.
Story (Prologue)
Taking place after Valentine Fantasy: An Eternal Fairyland, Melty Dream with Wakan Tanka∞.
April 22.
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Café Asterism has been known to attract all kinds of visitors. Not just locals and Transients, but also certain higher-ups from various Guilds. Tonight was no different.
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Here it is.
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Bigfoot: And there's Boogeyman.
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Good evening, Bigfoot. It's been awhile.
Bigfoot joins Boogeyman at his table as the night's entertainment comes on stage.
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Benten: It's the Buzzle Dreamers launch live! So, Ebisu, come sing a duet with me!
Ebisu: We used to sing along with the biwa. Okay, let's do it, Benten!
Bigfoot: I guess you got a message, too, huh?
Boogeyman: No doubt. I got a message this morning about someone wanting to meet here.
???: Well look no further. I'm here!
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Hey, yo yo! Alp is in the house!
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Okay, just don't over do it.
Alp does his breakdance until the band finishes up. He later joins Bigfoot and Boogeyman at their table.
Bigfoot: I take it you're our mystery host.
Alp: You bet.
Boogeyman: But why call us here at such a time.
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You bet. And I kinda need your help with something. Y'know about our boy... Lupin.
Bigfoot: Indeed, we do.
Boogeyman: I teach at the elementary school next door to his school. Why do you ask?
Alp: His birthday is coming up soon. April 27. I wanna do something awesome for his birthday... Especially after what happened.
Bigfoot: What happened?
Alp: Well, during Valentine's Day... I peeked into his dream and saw something private and special to him.
Boogeyman: Yes, I think I've heard of that dream... His boyfriend visted him from what I've heard.
Alp: But he didn't want anyone else to know. What happened in that dream is strictly between him and Wakan Tanka (Infinity). When he found out, Lupin was burning mad at first, but he eventually got over it and forgave me. Though, I still feel a little guilty and I wanna make up for it... And you two are gonna help me.
Bigfoot: And how will se do that?
Alp: I heard you turned Wakan back to who he was before he became an Invader.
Bigfoot: Yes. But it only lasted 24 hours for Wakan's birthday.
Alp: Well, I'd like you to do it again.
Bigfoot: (surprised) Are you serious? I just said it will only last a day.
Alp: But I think I know how to make it last longer... That's why Mr. Boogeyman is here.
Boogeyman: And what do you want me to do?
Alp: I heard about this virtual fantasyland you made with the Crafters.
Boogeyman: What are you sugesting?
Alp: Well, in a virtual world, time pretty much comes to a stand still.
Bigfoot: (excited) Oh, I think I know where you're going with this. In that world, my spell will last a little longer. Maybe even permanent.
Boogeyman: (unsure) Well, maybe not permanent. Wakan Tanka Infinity is not like any Transient we know. That's why the word "Infinity" is in his name. I don't think we'll be getting rid of the other Wakan that easily.
Alp: True. But what else do we've got.
Boogeyman: That's true... (smiling) Alright, why not? Let's try it.
Bigfoot: I guess we can. I already did this for Wakan Tanka's birthday, we can do it for Lupin's.
Alp: Then it's settled.
Not too far, listening in...
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Interesting. I wonder what Hephaestus's Guild is up to.
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My, are you suggesting we pay him a visit? I've heard about this virtual fairy tale.
Hecate: I've also heard about it from Arachne. She even took part in it... I think we should pay this world a visit.
Hermes: (curious) What do you mean "we"?
Hecate: Are we still not considered married, dear Hermes?
Hermes: We're not on Olympus anymore. But I suppose I can tag along. I'm rather curious myself... But first, I believe I'm on.
Hermes gets on stage and plays the last song of the night.
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Also not far...
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In your dormroom, you just laid down for bed. Having just finished your nightly conversation with Lil' Solomon, you were ready for bed. As you laid in bed, you drifted off to sleep...
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This is...
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Heyoka. Lupin, I have established a connection in your dream again.
Lupin: (happy) Wakan! You're here.
Wakan Tanka Infinity: Yes, I am here.
Lupin: I miss you so much.
Wakan Tanka Infinity: I know. Even though the loop may keep us both apart...
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Wakan Tanka Infinity: But for now, in this dream world, we are together. It will feel like an eternity here.
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Because that is what our love is.
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Yes, it is.
You and Wakan Tanka Infinity lie close together.
Wakan Tanka Infinity: If only we could have moments like this in reality. But it cannot be helped. We are always destined to be apart when the time comes.
Lupin: Maybe if you were the way you were before you became this, things would be different.
Wakan Tanka Infinity: If only it were that simple. Bigfoot's spell cannot keep me in that form for more than a day.
???: I think that can be fixed.
Entering the tent... was Alp!
Lupin: (furious) Alp?! Again?!
Alp: I know, I shouldn't be here. But I just had to come to tell the both of you the good news.
Wakan Tanka Infinity: What news?
Alp: In honor of Lupin's birthday, me, Bigfoot, Boogeyman, and the Crafters have something special for you.
Lupin: What is it?
Alp: It's a surprise. Come to the Crafters' workshop, the both of you, on the 27. You'll see.
Lupin: ... We'll try.
Wakan Tanka Infinity: I am rather curious, myself.
Alp: (excited) That's the spirit! See you then.
Alp leaves.
Wakan Tanka Infinity: We still have time before you must awaken. Shall we?
We stay close together and enjoy our time together.
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At the Penitenia Academy prison...
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... My grandfather senses are tingling... My grandchild is about to do something big.
Balor then notices his fellow member of the school who had a guest with him.
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Well, that's the facility for you. Though, I'm not sure why you want to do this. A magic show is hardly appropriate for a place like this.
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Well, I need something to do to kill the time until something bigger and better comes along. I thought you could let me perform here. From one cat to another, can you do this for me?
Tezcatlipoca: (still unsure) I don't know. We're all doing just fine for now. Maybe some other time in the future.
Cait Sith: (a bit disappointed) Aww, okay.
Balor: Psst. You two.
Tezcatlipoca: Balor, what is it?
Balor: Well, it about my grandchild.
Tezcatlipoca: (confused) Your grandchild? ... Oh, you Quetzalcoatl.
Cait Sith: Who? ... You mean Lupin? What happened?
Balor: Well... It's sort of hard to explain. I feel that something big is going to happen.
Tezcatlipoca: And you want me to just release you again to check up on him? I don't know. I've been letting you out of your cell too many times already. And we still remember what happened last time.
Balor: (sighing in defeat) I know, I did something stupid over Valentine's Day, but for a good reason. I've learned my mistake... I'm just worried, that's all.
Cait Sith: I can't help but feel that you're right. Lupin's been getting into a bunch of stuff lately. The least we can do is check up on him.
Tezcatlipoca: ... Oh, alright. But I do have a request.
Balor: What kind?
To be continued...
NOTE: Like I said, this came very short. Unless Tumblr announces that the new editor can let us post infinite pictures and stuff in a text post like with the legacy editor, this is just how it is.
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superchaipa · 2 years ago
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I found a Typo in the game!!!
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"me liege". It's even funnier when you realize they made a typo with Hakumen talking!
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mamaito · 1 year ago
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[Housamo] Hakumen Date Quest
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[That's right, if we are to be laughed at by such a despicable woman then this better be between us only.] [Never will we ever meet such a despicable woman again. Still--] [There will never be such a similar, horrible woman again. No matter where I go, there wasn't anyone out there that could parallel her.]
Hakumen used to work for her former master, Nuwa, who was the younger sister of the world representative of Hourai, Fuxi.
If any of them were to get caught, Nuwa would be responsible for the eradication of this world and this troubling times would follow them all together.* *(This is referring to the fact there are three kitsune's in Nuwa's service and not just Hakumen.)
When the skies split, she brandished out her sacred artifact and advanced forward, it was then that it would be fated as the sign of war whenever she came out, exterminating anyone on sight.
[Hakumen] "Well, if her name is going to be sullied by these unpleasant guests then mayhap I should consider doing something upsetting." "But my mistress would rip the notion when I brought it to her, saying something along the lines of: [So what?] to each answer I relayed to her." "This may not have fully happened first hand, but you know what? Never before in my line of service has any of my former masters ever turned down my nonsense before!" "… I laughed, this mistress of mine was such a terrifying woman, there was no one like her." "I have never seen the face of her older brother, Lord Fuxi, either. But I sat there cross legged laughing." "Whenever the skies would rip itself each time, she would shout profanities out loud towards it." "As a result, world's would then be destroyed in the end. -- It was fine leaving these hopeless lands to it's lonesome." "One out of the many people there would yell out: [It's that horrible woman's fault.] and say every slander that they could, worsening her reputation further and feared even more." "Did she even understood what this meant for her, I wonder? The only thing I was able to understand was that excitement welling up inside this mistress of mine behind whatever motive she had." "And so her horrible reputation continued. [I don't care] she'd say, [I'm merely doing it for love.] she'd say." "I do wonder who was this individual that she loved so much for her to be instigating a war this long… Who was this ideal person for this horrible woman?" "Yes, that's right, in this story of her eventual banishment, just where was this supposed lover in question that she loved so much during this whole ordeal."
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The entire population of Hourai wondered as to where has this despicable woman gone to, Hakumen also wondered where has that despicable woman gone to.
Regardless, no matter which world I go off to, I only knew of this horrible woman and nothing else.
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Leaving her homeland, Hourai, she crossed over to Tokyo and there she met her horrible woman.
Legends of this seductress that has been documented is stated to have taken the form of a sixteen year old girl throughout the Tang Dynasty when she was first dispatched to ride into one of the boats.
From this point onwards, this was the beginning of Hakumen sailing across the world for this woman's existing reincarnation.
[Hakumen] "Yes, the world may laugh at me for pursuing her in moments of frightening journeys." "Even so, I will follow this former mistress of mine in the same road as she takes." "Let's not forget-- that I am merely doing this out of love and she has nothing to fear in regards to overthrowing her spot, for I have no intention in doing so." "It is too late to ridicule the notion that I am feigning jubilance by lonesome. I have only myself to fear now, ohohoh!"
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Out of the twenty-three disctricts available in tokyo, she decided to reside in Minato Ward. There are six chosen individuals in this city, the former centralized themselves solely on this one specific place.
Those in the center of this city--
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The Roppongi guild was shining quite brilliantly, and the six ruling world representatives have arrived.
Everyone was aware of what world they were representing and so they each ranked one another in their own way.
There would no doubt be infighting occurring every now and then amongst each other but they made sure they've supervised one another for the good of the company they represent, reigning over in the midst of trickery and ensure that it can blossom into an eventual flower.
For how to make fortune and power blossomed into their hands, each ruler would have an opinion differing from their own.
Sometimes a faction would act hostile towards their companion's faction and they in turn would do anything in capturing this said aggressor.
Sometimes a group of business men would show up with fresh inventions and they'd quickly battle it out for who gets to it first.
Sometimes Tokyo would be split between the old and the new ways, and two sides would eventually lead for the other person to becoming close to one another.
The former six made it their own and constructed around the Minato ward with only the finest that they can offer to out compete the other.
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This was tokyo's casino. The very symbol of Hakumen's control.
The estate itself shimmers luxuriously into the night. The establishment's varied entertainments reaches even in the very depths of it's structure.
Hakumen flaunted her wealth and it became known to be the most frequent stop for tokyo's luxury class citizens.
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-- During those times, she has acquired an abundance of acquaintances in Tokyo.
However, no matter how many there'd be, there would only be one person for her. For Hakumen, there will only be one special person for her.
Those countless battles that were overcomed, laughing together, crying together-- Slowly, that distance between them would fade, inching them even closer together.
Before they could notice the change, the two had shared a mutual affection for one another through the uttering of each other's name till this very day, where they have then decided to meet up.
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Today, Ito is at Ginza, one of the most high class locations in Tokyo, where she waits for Hakumen's arrival.
You see her barking out a reservation for the very top floor of this store's cafe in good spirits and a smile along with it.
She strutted towards you elegantly, boasting about this tea and caked that's been prepared.
[Hakumen] "Ohohohoh! A-n-d y-e-t♡ Just as I expected, you'd arrive just at the right moment." "Hmm~ Such a nice face. Per usual, I'd look down on those lacking way behind, however, this time though…" "Wait no further for Hakumen's super ✩ deluxe afternoon. Come, do go in…"
Aware of her charming beauty, you watch this companion of yours politely hold out her hand.
Oh, to push yourself against those lips of hers and slurp it all up--
[(Whip up a smile.)] [(Immediately become nothing more but a lap dog to her demands.)] [(Say nothing and act coy to how much you're lapping her up.)]
[Hakumen] "Well, aren't you being obedient today. Still… It'd be even better once I tear it off of you." "For now, it'll only be the two of us. So slowly savor that tea and let the taste melt into your mouth in this blissful tea time of ours." "It's been a busy day, you see, and I wasn't able to find the right moment to come see your face. Aah, for this childish heart of mine wiles, I may only recover from it just from gazing into you…" "-- BUT THIS AIN'T IT!"
She lets out an ugly screech and her tails swish and strike in all directions. The elegant time you both we're having has come to an abrupt stop only for her to suddenly restrain her temper back into it's cocoon before it can do damage further.
[Hakumen] "It is our first outing in a long time since we've last meet up, but I do wonder if I was able to recreate the various love in those few moments we had!" "But non! I wanted an excellent, stress-free tea time, but this beautiful creature hungers for love, she is unsatisfied for not experiencing the freshness of it today no less!" "Excitement! There's not enough spicy love to go around! This urge to spill out this love can't be held in any longer!" "You think so, too, don't you? Right? Agree with me on this one! Okay?"
[(Be overwhelmed.)] [(You try to give your own opinion.)] [(Choke on your tea.)]
Whatever you were planning to say back in that moment was then shut down as Hakumen's graceful fingers close in to your lips.
[Hakumen] "Say no more! The two of us are of one mind! I already know what you were gonna say telepathically, through p-a-n-t-s… And breathing." "As for this beautiful Hakumen of yours, I'm afraid these nine tails of mine will stand out too much out in the public." "Come, let us date! After that, let us have a lover's rendezvous!" "Don't you find the harbor romantic? Or how about the shopping district? Too dangerous? Aah- Just imagining all those scenarios alone makes my chest stuffy and close to bursting out of me…!"
Hakumen turns around and bends over to sway her voluptuous figure in front of you, at that moment, the things that used to be out of reach and merely only in dreams just might come true.
[Hakumen] "It's been decided then at this very moment just by that smile of yours, how stimulating!" [Hakumen's Bodyguards] "Please hold on a moment, Miss Hakumen! This is a huge mistake!!" [Hakumen] "I'm eloping out of love from now own. As for you fools, do not dare butt in and utter nonsense ever again, you hear me?" "No matter how many of you guards are here, I'll be sure to give a reasonable 150% punishment with every one of you, understand!?" [Gangster] "B-but.. Even if it's nonsensical to you, punish us if you will, we are all prepared either way! Just at what scale do you wish for us to commit back?" "We've continuously protected you for up to two years ever since we've been appointed, and after all that hardship we've endured, fifteen of us decided to conjure a secret meeting with one another!" "We would not want to miss this opportunity. So we beg of you, Miss Hakumen! Please, please reconsider!" [Hakumen] "My, my, you're all submitting down while desperately pleading to me… Aah, my tails are smiling from all this excitement." "I understand. For today, I'll go on ahead and speak privately with this companion of mine and that I must prioritize this family that I cherish so much in this organization." "To sully this family that I have conjured by myself within this organization, I wouldn't wish to make an enemy of myself within the six of this original guild." "-- Is what you'd want me to say, didn't you?" [Hakumen's Bodyguards] (Mm-Hmm.) [Hakumen] "But still, my answer is still [Non]. To my intelligent and cute associates and alike, I refuse." "When I say it's a date, I say that it's a DATE! Even if this country goes to ruin, let's get to it!" [Hakumen's Bodyguards] "T-to go to this extent just for a date!"
The bodyguards in question let's Hakumen by herself with a daring smile showing through.
[Hakumen] "Oh my. How about that, for I, to be on my lonesome? Are you insinuating this burning love of mine should remain?" "This adorable, beautiful and dazzling me to be on this fine evening, my tails and curves are just radiating with all this love to give! My talents cannot be subdued! I'll be able to attend to your every need even! From cooking, washing to cleaning!" "There is only one thing left that can be taken away from all this absurdities. It's expected to laugh from all this. at any rate, well.. That is to say, uh--" "Ridicule not for my entire motive is love! In other words, YOU are my one and only love! Understand?"
[[Nod for now.)] [(Clap by instinct.)] [(Retort back on her argument.)]
[Hakumen] "Huhuh, just as what I would expect from the woman I've fallen in love for. Otherwise, I would've turned down this meeting for nothing." [Gangster] "Then, I take it that this business talk is therefore cancelled, yes?" [Hakumen] "Non! We've yet to decide where to go! I suppose no matter what country we go in, it'd dissipate anyway! Anyway, Let's go! To the business talk it is!" [Gangster] "Wah. I am so confused, miss Hakumen! But still, you're still so lovely… (I shall take responsibility.)" [Hakumen] "Fufuh, I have yet to make a mistake. Today, I shall match my date time AND business time together."
Just as Hakumen says it out loud, Ito gives out a charming smile in her direction.
[Hakumen] "I do want that smile of yours directed at me always… Go ahead and look as much as you want to your hearts content, yes?"
With a bold and loud declaration, Hakumen hold's out her elegant hand towards you.
[Hakumen] "Now, let us be off. This is just the beginning of our private love talks!"
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Arriving at the stairs of Tokyo's Casino, only a few knows of this particular room that exist within it.
This room was a place for conversing love of the privatized kind. There are many reasons as to why, but in here, you can make close contact and conversations with your partner that's far away from the prying eyes of the public.
[Mafia] "Hakumen. This wasn't part of the promise. Mind explaining what you plan on hoping to achieve by this?"
In this room, there was someone already waiting, wanting to speak against the fact she came as a pair no less. The irritation well received based on the tone he spoke on.
He glances towards your direction, assessing from top to bottom before casting his gaze elsewhere. It is clear the person is on guard and tension of the room's atmosphere worsens by the added anger.
[(Bow down.)] [(Unconsciously shrug your shoulders.)] [(Glare back.)]
[Hakumen] "Oh my, it's reenacting how a kitsune would look at a small animal before them. That look just now, why don't you gaze it back and show it to me…" "You don't mind that I lean myself against you in the midst of this business time slash date and enjoy ourselves to our hearts content, do you?" "Oh yes, this really is a date! I wish to add some spice and excitement in the ol' business type of meetings so I silently agreed to a date while at it!" "LET'S GO ☆ OPEN STAGE!" [Mafia] "You mean a companion? Well… It is fine, I suppose. But more importantly, I would like an explanation at least!" "I was made to assume that these secret meetings we had were suppose to have no one knowing, and that it was important that those coming were zero to none when I agreed to it." "Even more, the person in question isn't even on the list. So-- Just what were you--"
His voice began to grow a higher volume, vibrating within the confines of the room itself. But the woman next to you on the other hand, has already said the piece.
[Hakumen] "That is right, I did invite someone in abruptly. As an apology, I shall be attentive when I come and contact you henceforth." "Aaah… How beautiful you are." "This one is affiliated with our organization, you see. He comes from a great and important family so I ought to do and listen to what he has to say." [Mafia] "That attitude again with you. It is that reason alone! I have done nothing but receive insults in this family, doing the same thing as they do to me!" "And--!?" [Hakumen] "Oh dear, pardon me. Today is sunday, my tail just happen to interrupt us now." "I understand. How wonderful. I should reconsider the feelings and relationships I have with the family." "That is why for this reason alone I brought company over. It's a shame, really. Dear guest, by all means, why don't I introduce her myself…" [Mafia] "Pardon…!?" [Hakumen] "I'll say it louder! Say it directly to this person here--" "This person here is my fiancee. My one and only precious lover. That's why… This person is also part of my precious family now!"
[(Take it in with utmost pride and smile back.)] [(Be surprised and look back blankly.)] [(Be rude and lie back comfortably with legs outstretched and feet placed on top of a counter)]
[Hakumen] (The atmosphere between us has broken in little steps. How can I possibly surprise you in this moment, I wonder? I was sure that this was the perfect time to pressure my partner in revealing my intentions.) [Mafia] "What. Did you just say…?" "The citizens of this city, Roppongi, is in the hands of those in position. Are you meaning to tell me there will be another new candidate for leadership for all of tokyo…?" [Hakumen] "Erase---!" "I, by no means plan on having a substitute and use this person. This one is my one special family member--" "I won't allow disgrace by those in the family towards her as though she's something to be passed around, you hear me?" "PAKKYUN--* *(Kiss and heart noises) [Mafia] "[SUKYUUN.]* *(Love and heart noises)
[(Fall backwards… From the impact.)] [(Be surprised again.)] [(Sigh exasperatedly and gaze down.)]
The atmosphere of the room then freezes over. As of now, the place was in Hakumen's full control, completely spreading all over.
[Hakumen] "Well then, let us do our private talk somewhere else. Somewhere my family won't come, yeah?" "Worry not, it is an excellent location where we can do whatever to our hearts content, ain't that nice? It is as you thought, I'll give to you… Alone♡"
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The sound of a whip has bends from afar. And this private talk with Hakumen is soon coming to a close.
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And so there the two of you were, once again descending down the tokyo's casino. The vast ocean in full view through the window door like a portal to another world. Above you was the blue seas's gentle breeze and the clear view of scope to the horizon.
[Hakumen] "(Soon.)" "It is somewhat quick for dinner to be arriving. We've already had tea not long ago, so how about you and I make some light conversation--" "This is a handmade tea that I just conjured. I am using this to affectionately appeal before you once it all ends." "It is the taste that I hold dear from by hometown, I would be grateful if it could also suit to your tastes."
[(Hear more about her hometown.)] [(Tell her to make it quick so you can admire the silence.)]
[Hakumen] "…"
Hakumen then bursts into laughter before staring at Ito motionlessly.
[Hakumen] "The world that I was from has already died. Before coming here, I was in another world called Hourai, the land of the gods." "From the land of the gods to tokyo, I'm telling you this now that I've travelled all over the world… Though it was a bit idiotic on my part, I admit." "Whenever near land, I would often say to myself [Hey, this time, surely, this could be it.]… Ah, pardon, I seem to have forgotten to tell you my favorite part." "The pleasant smell of the tea leaves that were cooked via steam passed us by that I interrupted myself." "I've had this place blockaded for two hours. So let us take this time for ourselves, I have more stories to tell you." "How about it? This feelings I harbor is rather prohibited when it comes to a private matter." "Grace, refinement, and an excellent figure atop of it. These eyes of mine could never mistaken." "Of course, you've been watching over me all this time with your blessing. I know full well since the very first day, I can tell when you've been observing very intently behind me."
[(Say that you were trying to at least be somewhat helpful in a way.)] [(Admire the fact that time just passes by so quick.)] [(Say you were glad that you manage to make her smile in spite of it.)]
[Hakumen] "Fufuh, you're still the same as ever. No matter how detestable it is… You are amazing."
Hakumen sips the tea, acting coy as she straightens herself out.
The air changes between the two of you. The roar of the waves getting louder and violent against your ears.
[Hakumen] "Love, too, is just business to me. There is, after all, various ways to bargain for it." "I shall continue to be a powerful backer. Mm Hmm, it is successful and effective way." "However, I no longer wish to sit cross legged in front of you. Nor do I want to be used by you, I'm afraid that I am more suited in other fields where my abilities is befitting." "Now, there are things I must learn. An eye for an eye, the appropriate years for the other's age. And most important, family--" "And look here. I have done so much that I've risen myself above my own master who I was employed to back then." "Has the end result of everything I've worked so hard for be classified as good enough, I wonder, fufuh."
Her nine tails swishes elegantly in spite of it's dubious intentions. From the way this woman stares at you with those blue eyes, it was as though she was about to soak up your entire being.
There is no artifact around her with the exception of her alluring and natural ability.
[(Your insides aflame, your heart beats faster.)] [(Be unsettled and tilt your head at her.)] [(Gulp thickly and return the gaze back at her.)]
[Hakumen] ".. You're also behaving in the same way as I was when I was sitting in front of you cross legged."
Akin to someone spellbound at the way the woman looks at you with those eyes. The color of it carrying a mellow feel to it, her words spin around you.
[Hakumen] "You're the one who taught me all of this, after all. Oh you, you really are such a horrible woman, you know that?" "You were such a greedy woman. Fame, riches, and status, you had all of it, you've obtained it all even." "Even so, if you still favor me… And wish to seize me for that reason alone, then I have no qualms in throwing all of this away for you."
[(Ask what she means by that.)] [(Respond back by saying you're fully aware of it.)] [(Say nothing and continue to wait.)]
[Hakuman] "I have everything that anyone could ever think of except your heart." "I may have done everything even before you even arrived in tokyo." "I've even managed to experience what it feels like to have an audience awaiting me."
[(Get mad at the thought of being thought of as an object.)] [(Even so, it might be interesting to reciprocate back.)] [(Say nothing and continue to wait.)]
[Hakumen] "… Fufufuh. I happen to find it the best." "All for the sake of love that she managed to destroy a world for it, the world that woman lived in." "Ordering it in the name of another, I did as she asked." "Numerous worlds were eradicated in the name of her love that she wishes to be equals with… How many were there exactly?"
The woman's blue eyes starts to waver in the dim light.
[Hakumen] "If you were born as nothing more but a mistress to someone, would you be willing to do it?" "If I were to go through that again, do stop me." "Well, whichever I land on, I'd rather have a bigger and greater aspiration than that."
Hakumen recollects the days with that horrible woman that she speaks about, looking back at the woman opposite to her.
The person that she yearns for… The despicable woman that she would often dream about.
No one else ran after her, but there were days that horrible woman would dream of it.
[(Respond back.)] [(Lean over for a kiss.)] [(Roughly hold her in your arms.)]
[Hakumen] "Master, no matter how much the day passes, you're still the same as ever, cold and intimidating…" "Fufufuh… Ohohohoh!"
[(Express your worry.)] [(Wait and see what happens.)] [(Be at ease and smile.)]
[Hakumen] "That resolve of yours, I love it! I'll certainly make these dreams into a reality." "From now on, this'll be the start of what's to come. I shall make you my courtesan, will you take me as yours also?"
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[Hakumen] "Oh my. It's become quite serious, hasn't it? I've become serious about it…!" "It's fine, right..? -- Let's go! Lean on me!"
Hakumen's array of tails becomes disorganized. Gazing back at you with those deep blue eyes of hers.
Nevertheless--
[Hakumen] "Oh! Be quiet, you. It's still not night yet and the dusk is still around." "Ohohohoh! Pardon me. For me to show you this shameful side of me at such a place." "There's still a long way we need to climb after this. For now, how about we go and have dinner." "Ah, at least lend me this mouth of yours. By all means, offer me this as if I am a inari shrine--"* *(Kitsune shrine.)
[(Relish in her.)] [(Restrain yourself.)]
[Hakumen] "Fufuh, am I finally suited to your taste? My, my, there seems to be a grain of rice on that cheek of yours--"
The woman gently lends you by the hand, personally taking the lead in removing it off of you.
And without a second thought, Hakumen casually picks it off and lands it directly onto her mouth.
[Hakumen] "Hm, you seem appetizing enough. However, this love that I harbor, are you even able to keep up with it?" "Yours ambitions are also mine. So I shall be taking this important matter seriously-- Fufufuh."
With those parting words, the wind then ceases. Whatever they could've spoken about further, only this woman would know.
[(Tell her that the two of you should go home today.)] [(Tell her that the two of you shouldn't go home today.)] [(Ask what she wants to do today.)]
[Hakumen] ".. Would you really listen to what I have to say? You're so mean, master, I wonder if you're feigning innocence on purpose at such a time." "I've already waited this long for this former master of mine already… I am quite serious about this, so please, why don't you come and play with me further?"
The day grows ever longer, with Hakumen and her other companion exchanging expressions that they cannot show to others.
Little by little, the lingering scent of the salty breeze is dipped further on her nine tails swaying.
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le-bitchycat · 2 years ago
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Hakumen after inspectors raided her casino in Chapter 9:
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Meanwhile, Tsathoggua going upstairs just to see inspectors in the casino:
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summocrap · 1 month ago
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